#devious 2012-11-30,Fri

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mcchunkieNew sets for i386!
New sets for loongson!
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dxtrGuys
What happens if my CPU can accelerate AES-128 but I use AES-256?
And I'm using Linux
Will Linux do some magic with that or will the CPU and Linux just say "Fuck it" and do it software-style?
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benDosdxtr, you need to see what instructions you're actually using
objdump will tell you
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niteyehello there
if i make a tcp tunnel to localhost, is that also counted?
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benDosYes [03:29]
niteyeah nips [03:30]
benDosniteye, i have no idea what you're talking about though
Sooo
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niteyei wanted to upload a file to devious, i set up the proxy seettings in putty a while ago, but i figured id have to do it also for filezilla to work
so i made a tunnel that listens to 22, and then at the devious ends connects to localhost:22
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benDosI imagine you can use SFTP or SCP to upload and download to/from devious without issue [03:33]
niteyedoesnt really make much difference than if i had just connected directly, except their tcp tunnel monitor might freak out
yeah, and its what i did with filezilla, but im at work and i have to set up the firewall settings in every program
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benDosIf you're on a potentially hostile network, use ssh to set up a SOCKS proxy and work through that
Imo
ssh -D localhost restofsshline
er
ssh -D localport restofsshline
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niteyeyep yep, i made an ssh tunnel through devious, which connected do devious itself, and i wondered if sending to localhost was canceled out on their monitor or if they have a red light blinking now at the desk and a computer voice saying i tunneled 50 megs of data [03:37]
benDosI think you'll be ok
brycec, said you're supposed to get emails when you start hitting your quotas
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niteyeand the plague will enter their office on a skateboard and say "never fear, i is here, lets echo niteye see whats up"
what's the quota ? i know its 100 megs for the free shell, but what about tcp tunneling? last time i asked they said something like no real quota as long as u dont overdo it if i remember right but i dont know if that changed in the mean time
i mean 100 megs disk space
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benDostype quota into your devious shell [03:42]
niteyeah ya, there it shows the disk quota, but not the tcp tunneling quota, eg. download/upload limit [03:43]
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niteyeand where the hell is everyone, the US people should be awake by now here [03:45]
zod000we are awake most likely, just not talking [03:58]
dxtrAre there any USB or PCI ctyptographic accelerators that's compatible with Linux and/or *BSD? [04:01]
niteyei dont even know what that is, full disk encryption without having to set it up in the OS ? [04:02]
dxtrniteye: It's magic that speeds up encryption (and decryption?) [04:03]
niteyeah
well linux and BSD support encryption acceleration by overlcocking the CPU for sure
cant wait to get home
im gonna watch lenka - trouble is a friend on my big tv
its the cutest music video made probably
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dbtiddxtr: the only thing i know along that line is a USB key that spews random data used for encryption, using quantum physics. it's very expensive. it doesn't do cryptogaphic ops. [04:20]
dxtrniteye: It isn't cuter than me [04:21]
zod000wow this is pretty impressive http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/1129/nyc-sees-one-day-without-violent-crime.html
dxtr: I have never heard of such a device, I don't imagine there is a huge market for them since most of the newer cpus can do crypto quite fast
i think the disk speed is usually the limiting factor
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benDoszod000, encryption accelerators?
Also wtf is
@tld ie
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BryceBotThe top-level domain 'ie' is used for: Ireland. [04:30]
benDosOh
Ok then
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dxtrzod000: Problem is that my CPU can't, and I don't just wanna use it for disk encryptiohn [04:31]
benDosOh dxtr i saw your question up there
Yes there are a few, though i don't know of any off the top of my head
If you don't need it, any decent crypto acceleration is going to be well beyond your price range
You may want to look into TPM offloading though
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dxtrAnd what is my price range? [04:40]
benDosThe few really nice crypto cards i've seen were in the order or 30k US
IBM has some really solid offerings though a lot of them are application servers
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dxtrPretend I have 53% of the US GDP [04:41]
benDosThen you'd just go to IBM, HP, Cray, etc and have them roll you something
But IBM Fujitsu, HP, i think del
dell
they all ship varying levels of crypto acceleration cards
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dxtrThat isn't very socialized now, is it? [04:42]
benDosThere is a pretty close to 100% chance you have a small little crypto chip in your box already, TPM [04:42]
dxtrReally?
What is it and how do I use it?
[04:42]
benDosGoogle around abit, but it's the Trusted Platform Module
Can be used to at the hardware level verify certain memory locations, hard drive sectors, etc
The typical use case for the tpm is having the tpm decrypt your bootloader, or keep hashes of special files
So you could have your boot fail if your kernel's initramfs file doesn't match an expected hash
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dxtrAnd how will that help me in my quest to speed up my disk- and vpn crypto? [04:44]
benDosCause they often have their own little chips to do the encryption
Sometimes you can use that to crypto accel if it's a nice tpm and you are using a very specific algorithm your tpm likes
However the cost then becomes $0 + time
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dxtrFirst thing I found: "The TPM was not intended to be a cryptographic accelerator and in fact software is many times faster than a TPM. Using the TPM as just a device to offload your crypto to would basically be a waste of time." [04:46]
benDosDepends on the particular tpm tbh
Pending the type of crypto it may pay to pick up a fpga if you can find some vhdl for your algorithm
But really check out hp, dell, and ibm
I know i've seen crypto accelerators on their site
Before you do any of that i'd make sure you're code is using all your cpu's fancy sse9 and shit like that
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dxtrAight
I just found britneyspears_data.c in our code
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zod000or see if you can leverage a GPU instead of looking for crazy priced adapters [04:56]
dxtrI also found thank_you_data.c [04:57]
benDoszod000, i don't imagine you'd get any kind of decent perf out of a gpu for crypto
More crypto algorithms use integers and variations on that width
I can't think of any crypto that uses fp directly
s/More/Most
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lazylopez_I can't think of any crypto that uses fp directly [04:58]
dxtrsimpsons.c and beliefs.c
Hmm
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benDosThose sound like very useful file names... [04:58]
dxtrYes indeed [04:58]
benDosdxtr, so what application was chewing through so much cpu you wanted to offload?
i thought you said file system but that pretty rarely bottlenecks at the cpu
s/pretty rarely/should never
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lazylopez_i thought you said file system but that should never bottlenecks at the cpu [05:00]
zod000benDos: the newer gpus can greatly accelerate integer math
pretty much anything post geforce 8000 series
not sure about intel's, i was speaking for ati/amd and nvidia
example for aes http://http.developer.nvidia.com/GPUGems3/gpugems3_ch36.html
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zod000probably not viable for FDE though [05:04]
benDoszod000, i'm curious if that ends up being cheaper than just buying more cpus
I've read about AES on opencl before but i know at the hardware it at least used to be really awkward to do int math on those processors
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zod000benDos: I am sure it is much more awkward than on a regular cpu, but as far as cost, at least in a desktop I would think cost swings towards a gpu. If a single cpu isn't cutting it, there isn't a cheap or easy way to scale up to multiple sockets [05:10]
benDosIdk about that
I've set up many a at hoc clusters
But probably harder on !linux and pending your application stack
zod000, if you want to play arouind with easymode ad hoc linux clusters pelicanhpc used to be my jam
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zod000want to, sure, have time or money to, nope
this also applies to every other cool thing I want to do
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benDosWe had "clusterfuck" parties in college a few years ago
We'd get a bunch of people to bring all their computers
Hooked it up to a few daisy chained switches and had a dozen+ node ad hoc cluster to benchmark play around on
and find more nodes to add the next week
I miss them :/
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zod000sounds like a good time
i missed the boat on that, when I had those types of get togethers we still used bnc cards
<-- old
the only way i can get people to bring pc's now is for a gaming lan
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benDosI miss lans
They are harder when you don't have any windows installs
Oh Steam
I do not miss you trying like hell to steal all my money
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zod000lol [05:22]
benDos"HEY BEN YOUR FAVORITE GAME IS ONLY LIKE $5 EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE FINALS AND SHIT JUST BUY IT BRO ITS ALL GOOD" [05:22]
zod000steam for linux is in beta [05:22]
benDosI'm waiting till after the semester to return to my pc gaming ways [05:23]
zod000steam/games is the only reason I still have windows [05:23]
benDosCause once i have civ again i will alternating between work, sleep, and civ for at least a week or two [05:23]
zod000everything else I use is crossplatform [05:23]
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benDosI tried putting win7 on my desktop [05:24]
zod000civ V was $7.5 last week [05:24]
benDosWouldn't work so i'll drop the $40 or whatever on win8 some time in jan
yeah i have it in my account :p
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zod000why wouldn't w7 work? [05:24]
benDosDude idk linux runs fine
I can run windows in kvm and vbox just fine
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zod000weird [05:24]
benDosBut actually right on the metal windows gets little mini freezes
I did all the driver, firmware, software updates etc
nothing fixed it
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zod000is that on your 2 socket xeon box? [05:25]
benDosYup
I probably put 20+ hours, maybe 30 into trying to dig into what was going on
Not a clue
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zod000that is a rather niche setup, probably not a lot of info out there for it
people with 8 cores are usually doing work in a serious os
:)
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benDosImo it seems pretty standard
Intel mobo with mid to low end xeons
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zod000when i used to have multisocket systems, I always ran windows server versions, but that was years ago
the only multisocket systems I have now are servers, and they aren't "mine"
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benDosYeah i may have mentioned that box of mine was a business expense
Saved me from having to commute 90 miles each way to work for a few months
Then i may have treated myself, a little
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qbithalalallalalalalallalallalal [06:19]
benDosHai
qbit, have you used TaskCoach?
I know you <3 taskwarrior though
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qbiti haven't
but <3 me some tw :D
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benDosTaskCoach seems nice thus far
Just started with it a few minutes ago
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qbitonce taskd hits .. task warrior will be the greatest of them all #therecanbeonlyone [06:23]
benDosHeh
Systemd integration?
=D
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qbitlolno
http://tasktools.org/
^ theys taskbidness
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benDosDoes taskwarrior have diff'able persistent tasks? [06:26]
qbitmygod i should make node bindings for libtaskd [06:26]
benDosHah
Do it mang
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qbitnot sure what diff'able persistent tasks are
you can diff tasks tho
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benDosTaskcoach saves all tasks info in an xml
that i can diff between versions
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qbitah
yeah
you can do that with tw
i think
for sure it has undo history for everything
http://taskwarrior.org/issues/156
yes
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benDosneat
This has a fancy wx gui though
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qbitbut you can't do "task burndown.daily"
and see a wicked graph of your doings
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benDosHeh sweet
This doesn't let me track progress that nicely :/
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qbittw also does timesheet stuff
and can merge between hosts
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benDosHmmmm
Idk i'll try this since i'm ,already a bit into it
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qbitexcellent [06:35]
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brycecdxtr: yes there are both usb and pci crypto cards, almsot all are compat with *NIX (OpenSSL specifically). Just Google you lazy bastard. [06:56]
lteo+1 [07:05]
benDosDear whoever packages antlr on fedora, fuck you [07:07]
lteo< whoever packages antlr on fedora> ooh, ooh, yes please! [07:08]
benDoslteo, instead of adding antlr to your classpath on rpm install
You end up following the antlr docs
And getting javac to spit out 100 SYNTAX FUCKING ERRORS before giving up
antlr itself will return 0 and be perfectly happy even if you pass it -verbose
It's irritating :/
Sorry antlr "if( () ) {" isn't valid java bro, it never has been don't fucking generate shit like that
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lteoi get it brah. i hate it when dealing with crap wastes my time too.
"if( () ) {" there's a goatse.cx in there somewhere
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dxtrbrycec: I did :( [07:11]
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samalexhey guys -- [07:15]
snkhi samalex [07:15]
qbitsamalex: o/ [07:15]
benDoslteo, I got it!
Antlr is just yet another compiler tool, with far too long an epeen to document things
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qbitsounds like all the code i write [07:16]
benDosYeah but this code is part of like a well respected compiler tool [07:17]
lteobenDos: this is why i love that in openbsd, nothing gets committed without documentation [07:17]
qbit^ [07:17]
benDos...
You just don't have software like this in base
it ends up in ports i thought?
which is pretty willy nilly about dox?
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lteothis would end up in ports, but what i mean is, the general philosophy is, if you commit stuff it better be freaking well-tested and documented. [07:18]
qbiti don't think any os has it in base
or java for that matter
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benDosbenDos coughandroid
Well that's kind of java
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qbitqbit waits to see benDos use eclipse on android [07:19]
benDosIt's java but not Java (tmellison)
I still don't have a smartphone homie
anyway i'm werking :D
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qbitalso there is no jdk on android :P [07:20]
samalexso what's new for everyone? [07:21]
qbitnothin much [07:21]
samalexi need to get in here way more often. [07:21]
qbitdo
it's pmuch the best place on the tubez
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samalexi also need to get into some dev projects ... the db side of things is fun but it gets old. [07:22]
qbitdoit
D:
er
:D
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samalexbeen thinking of trying to start either a dev project for a home finance app which will help me out at home or a project tracking app to help me at work. [07:23]
lteosamalex: which db do you work with again? [07:23]
samalexMS SQL
I do some side work with MySQL, but MS SQL is what I really know
it's the one thing MS did right ... though they borked the licensing on SQL 2012 going per core instead of per processor.
for this we probably won't be moving to SQL 2012 anytime soon, nor will most of the smaller shops I konw.
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lteoi heard vmware followed the same route in their licensing model [07:24]
samalexthat sucks .. i think licensing based on cpu power is nuts ... shouldn't matter.
buying a license should be per box or per CAL ... not that plus per CPU
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lteoi heard vmware went from licensing per machine to per cpu to per core to per hyperthread ;) [07:25]
benDosYeah they should just charge you a flat fee per transaction [07:25]
samalextis why I use open source software ... i'm a cheap bastard [07:26]
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samalexbut either way on the dev project I'll probably try doing it on Windows using C#... yeah not ideal but that'll help me at work more.
just need to get Windows installed on my laptop, running Win XP virtually but grabbed Win Server 2012 from Dreamspark last week.
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benDoslteo, it turns out antlr isn't shit
I just found an edge case where my input is 110% valid antlr
antlr just goes "AHURRRR IDK WHAT TO DO HERE" and can't generate valid output
silently
Rewriting my grammar one line at a time now to see where my antlr magicks happens
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lteohawt [07:44]
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qbitthat reminds me of the time i rewrittedeng english grammar [07:45]
lteoonce upon a time i understood almost all the rules in english grammar [07:45]
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qbitnice [07:45]
lteobut after more than 10 years in the US i don't even know what grammar is anymore ;) [07:46]
benDosDoes english even have a complete set of grammar rules? [07:46]
_jbyou spell too well to make that claim [07:46]
benDosI thought it varied based on who you ask, what phase the moon was in, how many tweet donald trump posted in the last 32 hours [07:46]
qbitif it does.. i don't know abou tit! :D [07:46]
lteo_jb: thanks .. i think ;) [07:47]
jrickyingwen yufa feichang nan. [07:47]
lteooh that reminds me.
jrick: you have an unfair advantage at learning Go.
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jrickorly [07:48]
lteoyeah coz you already know chinese [07:48]
qbitlol [07:48]
lteoif you know chinese anything's easy bro [07:48]
jrickhah [07:48]
qbitqbit learns chinese [07:48]
jrickyay! [07:48]
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qbitguys
did you konw that spain is also on the african continent?
https://maps.google.com/?ll=35.896281,-5.366821&spn=0.28535,0.587425&t=m&z=12
mind blown
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benDoshah
benDos is getting trolled by Java programs deciding that following unixy standards are for chunps
s/np/mp
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lazylopez_lazylopez_ is getting trolled by Java programs deciding that following unixy standards are for chumps [08:16]
qbitha
it took me waaaaay to long to see what that regex fixed
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benDos;)
It's taking me way too long to figure out how to run this class file
Been trying to figure it out for about 20 minutes now
Truly I have no idea how i'm supposed to run this class file
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qbit./
mmhmm
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benDosI've tried everything short of printing it out using it to wrap a burrito [08:21]
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qbitbenDos: http://i.imgur.com/X4hbx.jpg [08:22]
benDoshah thanks [08:22]
pirokoHave I mentioned that I love mosh? [08:23]
qbitsi
it made me wanna try it
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addies+qbit: still want an ingress invite?
i finally have one :)
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benDosOh obviously I had to start my class with java -cp /usr/share/java/antlr3.jar:/usr/share/java/antlr3-runtime.jar:.
Should have known....
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qbitsure!
:D
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addiesalright
pm me
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pirokoqbit: You already have an invite... [09:00]
qbittruth
this one will go to another enlightened in puebs - so i have someone to work with
http://www.ingress.com/intel?latE6=38259957&lngE6=-104621133&z=13
^^^^
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lteosigh
someone is trying to BS me
oh well
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bryceclteo: NONSENSE! You just need to invert the phase of the DC pair before connecting it to the spectroscope, then you'll be able to overclock your computer and begin simulating the human brain. With that power, you can hack the planet! [09:05]
benDoss/the planet/nuclear lunch codes and live out your War Games dreams [09:06]
lazylopez_lteo: NONSENSE! You just need to invert the phase of the DC pair before connecting it to the spectroscope, then you'll be able to overclock your computer and begin simulating the human brain. With that power, you can hack nuclear lunch codes and live out your War Games dreams! [09:06]
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zod000qbit: afaik spain is not on the african continent, but it used to be [09:08]
brycecAND DON'T FORGET THE VEEBEE GOOEY
zod000: he was referring to a small city that is technically owned by Spain
his words were teh suck and unclear
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benDosbenDos head desks with great force [09:08]
brycecSpain major is in Europe, but has a city in Africa [09:08]
benDosA bug in my code for the last week [09:08]
brycecqbit: stop being so terribly misleading [09:09]
benDosWas because changing id to Id TOTALLY changes how the rule is parsed [09:09]
qbitzod000: according to the map it still is :O [09:09]
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benDosqbit, well if you read it on the internet :p [09:09]
zod000lol [09:09]
brycecAccording to the map, the free-port city of Ceuta is on Africa
that's all the Map tells me
And from what I gather, before 2011 it wasn't even part of Spain
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benDosTo wikipedia!
I mean wait!
For me to edit wikipedia
[09:10]
brycecbrycec is already on Wikipedia :P [09:10]
benDosGood think I added ajax code to that article to auto pull my incoming edit [09:11]
qbitguys [09:11]
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qbityou can see it on the map i linked [09:11]
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brycecdamn that place is temperate [09:11]
qbithttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/EU-Spain.svg [09:12]
brycecYou mean this map? https://maps.google.com/?ll=35.896281,-5.366821&spn=0.28535,0.587425&t=m&z=12 [09:12]
qbit^ and ther
Spanish territory also includes the Balearic Islands in the Mediterranean, the Canary Islands in the Atlantic Ocean off the African coast, and two autonomous cities in North Africa, Ceuta and Melilla, that border Morocco plus Alborán island, the Chafarinas islands (Islas Chafarinas), Alhucemas island and Perejil (Parsley island). Furthermore, the town of Llívia is a Spanish exclave situated inside French territory. With an area of 505,992 square kilometres (195,365
and there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spain
[09:12]
BryceBotSpain :: Spain ([Listen]/ˈspeɪn/ SPAYN; Spanish: España, pronounced: [esˈpaɲa] ([Image] listen)), officially the Kingdom of Spain (Spanish: Reino de España), is a sovereign state and a member of the European Union located in southwestern Europe on the Iberian Peninsula. Its mainland is bordered to the south and east by the Mediterranean Sea except for a small land boundary with the British Overseas Territory of Gibraltar, to which... [09:12]
zod000I was thinking more of the tectonic plate
it used to be on the african plate
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qbitha [09:13]
zod000at least according to what i have read [09:13]
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brycecoh man this sounds familiar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceuta_border_fence [09:15]
BryceBotCeuta border fence :: The Ceuta border fence is a separation barrier between Morocco and Spain at Ceuta, a city in the North African coast. Constructed by Spain, its purpose is to stop illegal immigration and smuggling. Morocco objected to the construction of the barrier since it does not recognize Spanish sovereignty in Ceuta. The fence consists of parallel 3-metre (10-foot) fences topped with barbed wire, with regular watchposts and a road... [09:15]
benDosbrycec, you're not that far south that you're by our fence? [09:20]
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brycecbenDos: it's a couple hours' drive away
but I can see it when I drive to SD
*San Diego
it's scary close :p
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qbithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfyC6NJqt2o&feature=player_embedded [09:27]
BryceBotYouTube Animals: "Trotify In The Wild" by Trotify McTrotterson (54s), 248,630 views, 671 likes and 200 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-22T22:07:58.000Z. [09:27]
qbitbest invention ever [09:27]
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benDosAm I a bad person for never having the patience to listen to my gf on the phone during her lunch break?
My brain doesn't go from writing compilers to listening to gf work problems fast enough
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qbityes, but you are in good company [09:33]
benDosOohkay [09:37]
snkso, who wants to guess what happens when the emergency power failover fails? [09:39]
qbitsad math kids? [09:40]
snkcorrupted root filesystems EVERYWHERE! [09:40]
qbityay! [09:40]
snks/yay/poop [09:40]
lazylopez_poop! [09:40]
snkfuck it! we'll move to the cloud! [09:41]
BryceBotTO THE CLOUD!!! [09:41]
snklol BryceBot [09:41]
trafficonein the future, everything comes in clouds [09:46]
brycecaside from the fact that my gf never has a lunch break, she's not the type to call me and babble on and on. Is that something many other women do?
Seems... really pointless.
and I hate pointlessness
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snknah, my gf doesn't call and babble
sometimes she makes too many short calls
for example
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trafficoneguk [09:52]
snkcall 1: I'm leaving work soo
call 2: I have left work
then, there's an auxillary text
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brycecThose sound like text messages... [09:52]
snktext: I'm on the subway [09:52]
trafficone^
holy shit it's pretty out
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bryceclol [09:53]
pirokotrafficone: Fucking 57 degrees right now [09:54]
brycecI've never seen the word "fucking" in a weather report [09:54]
pirokobrycec: Your weather programs clearly suck [09:54]
brycecclearly :( [09:55]
trafficone@weather seattle, wa [09:55]
BryceBotCoastal Flood Advisory in effect from 8:41 am PST on November 30, 2012 until 10:00 AM PST on November 30, 2012: ...Coastal Flood Advisory now in effect until 10 am PST thismorning...* hazard...the combination of seasonal high tides and lower atmospheric pressure involved with the current sequence of Pacific weather systems raises the potential of minor tidal...
Seattle, WA: Overcast ☁ 54°F (12°C), Humidity: 77%, Wind: From the SSE at 4.0 MPH Gusting to 9.0 MPH, Pressure: 29.42inHg (996mb) and rising, Dewpoint: 47°F (8°C), Visibility: 10Mi (16km), UV index: 0, Rainfall today: 0.23in (6mm), Sunrise 07:36, Sunset: 16:20, Lunar phase: Waning gibbous
Friday: Rain 55°F/48°F (13°C/9°C) | Saturday: Rain 52°F/45°F (11°C/7°C) | Sunday: Rain 48°F/43°F (9°C/6°C) | Monday: Chance of Rain 50°F/45°F (10°C/7°C)
The average high for this date is 46°F (7°C), and the record of 57°F (13°C) was set in 1951. The average low is 36°F (2°C), and the record of 21°F (-6°C) was set in 1985
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brycecohshit trafficone you're gonna be flooded! [09:55]
snkjeebus BryceBot [09:55]
trafficonebrycec++ for incl. weather advisory [09:55]
brycecsnk: I'm just changing that... gonna add -v to be verbose and include the forecast and almanac stuffs [09:56]
trafficonehaha [09:57]
brycecprobably trim it down to just current conditions, humidity, and temp
but first, I GOTTA PEE
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trafficoneI am a little nervous about that costal flood advisory, considering I'm right on the water
trafficone puts on his wading boots
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_jbmorning. [09:59]
benDosgood morning [10:00]
_jbanyone else get an abuse warning, or am i the only one so loved? [10:00]
brycec_jb: you and about 12 others
Oh man, I really hate how needing-to-pee destroys my ability to focus :(
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_jbbrycec: install a foley, it helps [10:01]
trafficoneword [10:01]
snkjust pee your pants dude [10:01]
_jbbrycec: can i get a timeframe on that data amount? [10:01]
bryceceww no _jb [10:01]
trafficone_jb: you got a good source on folies [10:01]
brycec_jb: counters reset at midnight, $month 1st [10:01]
_jbbrycec: i'm utterly baffled how i'd have pushed 4GB in a month via irc, without pushing files. [10:02]
brycecAnd _jb I wouldn't worry TOO much about it. We don't pay very close attention to data usage
.wa 1kb/s for one month
brycec waits... and waits...
I swear I could pull up the website faster
wait where the FUCK is skunkbot, ryk?
where the FUCK is ry?
rk
ryk
(I hate my keyboard...)
@seen ryk
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BryceBotbrycec, I last saw ryk 9 hours 59 min 22 sec ago quitting: Quit: leaving. [10:03]
_jbsorry, 5GB in a month, using only ssh/irc
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1kb%2Fs+for+one+month
(just for you, sir)
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brycecI already did :P [10:05]
_jbok, for everyone else as well then. [10:05]
trafficonewhat's a good way to get high as a kite and program data processors for wikipedia access logs? [10:07]
brycectrafficone: that seems... random. And since when do you get access to wikipedia access logs? [10:07]
trafficoneit's on AWS free dataset store
s/access/edit/
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lazylopez_it's on AWS free dataset store [10:08]
_jbthanks for the reminder, i have to wrap up CDH4/Flume setup [10:08]
trafficoneIIRC, Flume is a pain in the dick
so, if you got it set up and running
_jb++
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_jbeh, everything is a pain in the dick when you have a foley [10:09]
brycec^
Hey _jb would you feel better if about your 6GB/1024?
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_jbbrycec: not particularly, i'd be confused as hell how that's happening. [10:10]
brycecI have a theory that someone assumed the db stored KB but in reality it stores bytes
(db of data usage)
[10:10]
trafficones/theory/hypothesis/ [10:10]
lazylopez_(db of data usage) [10:10]
brycecshutup trafficone [10:10]
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trafficonebrycec: scientific literacy and linguistic consistancy are the cornerstones of knowledge [10:11]
_jbbrycec: my real concern was that someone would be using my account illigitimately. i shoved a couple public keys on the thing for a reason, and have a decent if untyped password [10:12]
trafficone^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[ [10:12]
_jbtrafficone: more control keys, please [10:13]
brycecmoar escapes [10:13]
_jb^V^H^Hrm-rf.!!.^V`
easy for machines, hard for me. that's the right way, right?
[10:13]
trafficonesounds like a sex robot [10:14]
benDostrafficone, an hour from everett to downtown seattle on the bus
that sound about right to you?
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qbitjrick: did you get a wireless charger for your n4 yet? [10:15]
trafficonebenDos: I've never bussed to everett, but that sounds short for Everett [10:15]
brycecqbit: are they even selling those yet? I hadn't heard they were... [10:16]
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qbitno - but lg has a few
like 40bones
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benDosthats what i thought
huh
one sec brb
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brycec_jb: Yeah... so someone goofed a bunch of times.
_jb: the b/w email you can safely ignore
(for the record, I didn't write the b/w counters)
(and I hate them, and loathe and despise them too...)
brycec has some slapping to do
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pirokofuck ructf [10:20]
brycec@define ructf [10:20]
BryceBotNo definitions found for ructf. [10:20]
brycecpiroko: ? [10:20]
_jbbrycec: thank you, glad to know. [10:21]
brycecbrycec has some serious heads to thump
brycec wants to shoot things, NOW
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dbtiddbtid aims brycec at the Capitol Building, Washington, D.C. -- aim for the jackasses. [10:23]
trafficonebrycec: aren't you within walking distance from several gun stores as well as a shooting range? [10:24]
brycecI am, as a matter of fact
not sure about the stores, but def the range
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trafficone@niteye [10:29]
BryceBotFeb 13, 2012 12:02:29 <niteye> buy philips anyway because its good for my company [10:29]
lteo13:01 <@brycec> Oh man, I really hate how needing-to-pee destroys my ability to focus :(
+1
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niteyewow what, a message from me dated 13 deb? whats this sorcery
frb
damnit
second month
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lteofribonacci? [10:31]
brycecniteye: what is sorcerful (?) about that? They're called LOGS [10:31]
niteyeyes but who is summoningthem [10:31]
ribofRIBOnacci [10:31]
niteyeand why [10:31]
bryceclol ribo [10:31]
lteoribo: right, it was intentinal ;)
i mean intestinal
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brycecniteye: trafficone did 11:29:24 <+trafficone> @niteye [10:32]
niteye@brycec [10:32]
BryceBotOct 31, 2012 15:53:31 <brycec> :D [10:32]
niteye@niteye [10:32]
BryceBotFeb 23, 2012 14:23:48 <niteye> what if you are my biological father and no one knows ? [10:32]
brycecBryceBot: o/ [10:32]
niteyei could do this all night [10:32]
brycecyeah, but you'd end up /ban'd [10:32]
lteoniteye: do you know about @omegle? [10:33]
niteye@omegle [10:33]
Omegle_BotConnecting to Omegle... Everything you say to Omegle_Bot (eg: Omegle_Bot: asl?) will be sent to the Omegler (e.g. asl?), everybody appears as just one person to them. To disconnect, @omegle disconnect. For more help, see @omegle help
Waiting for stranger...
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niteyehello [10:33]
brycechello niteye [10:33]
niteye@omegle hello [10:33]
brycec... [10:33]
lteo@omegle interests [10:33]
Omegle_BotCurrent interests: ["openbsd"] [10:33]
brycecTIL niteye can't follow clearly written directions (WITH EXAMPLES) [10:33]
lteoi would love to see niteye converse with someone on omegle with a, *ahem*, relevant interest [10:33]
niteyei suppose i have to private message omeglebot? [10:34]
brycecniteye: no...
Omegle_Bot: Hi
^^
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niteyeaah [10:34]
Omegle_BotConnected!
Common likes: openbsd
OHAI
I LIKE PENISES
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lteoOmegle_Bot: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
niteye: ^ like that
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Omegle_BotWILL SOMEONE BE MY FRIEND [10:34]
niteyeOmegle_Bot: hello im young single guy [10:34]
Omegle_Botno you're a disgusting pervert, niteye [10:35]
brycecbrycec is at the other end of this omegle, fyi [10:35]
lteokinda figured [10:35]
Omegle_Bot11:35:14 >>> brycec is at the other end of this omegle, fyi
^ proof
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niteyeniteye wants to know where the chicks at [10:35]
lteoniteye: you have to set the correct interest to get the right person
right now the interest is:
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pirokobrycec: ructf is a hacking competition going on right now [10:36]
lteo@omegle interests [10:36]
Omegle_BotCurrent interests: ["openbsd"] [10:36]
brycecpiroko: ah, ok
looked like you were having a stroke
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niteyeéomegle help
@omegle help
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Omegle_BotQuick Reference: @omegle start -- Start a chat (disconnecting the active session), @omegle stop -- Disconnect, @omegle interests [comma-delimited list] -- See current or set new interests, @omegle status -- Display current status
When connected, everything said to Omegle_Bot (Omegle_Bot: something) is passed on to the Stranger.
@omegle status
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niteye@omegle interests teens [10:37]
Omegle_BotCurrent interests: ["teens"]
oh right... that doesn't work :p
@troll
.troll
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lazylopez_http://i.imgur.com/81WS7.jpg [10:37]
Omegle_Bot.troll [10:37]
lazylopez_node would be way faster if it used the ruby compiler [10:37]
Omegle_Botexcellent
well you lot got boring
Stranger disconnected.
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lteoniteye: ok now you can connect with @omegle [10:41]
niteyeOmegle_Bot: any girls in their early twenties here? [10:43]
Omegle_BotNo session active. [10:43]
niteye@omegle start [10:43]
Omegle_BotConnecting to Omegle... Everything you say to Omegle_Bot (eg: Omegle_Bot: asl?) will be sent to the Omegler (e.g. asl?), everybody appears as just one person to them. To disconnect, @omegle disconnect. For more help, see @omegle help
Waiting for stranger...
Connected!
Common likes: teens
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niteyeOmegle_Bot: any girls in their early twenties here? [10:44]
Omegle_Botyes! 21 here! [10:44]
niteyeOmegle_Bot: cool im 24 guy [10:44]
trafficone.troll | s/^/Omegle_Bot:/ [10:45]
lazylopez_Omegle_Bot:Winter is boycotting texas because of Rick Perry. [10:45]
brycectrafficone: o/ [10:45]
zod000oh jebus [10:45]
Omegle_BotStranger disconnected. [10:45]
zod000lol [10:45]
niteyehow am i ever supposed to get laid with a bot like that [10:45]
zod000way to cockblock niteye [10:45]
brycecniteye: I dunno... open omegle on your own computer? [10:46]
niteyegood point [10:46]
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trafficoneniteye: sex robot [10:46]
niteyehow awesome would that be, a realdoll with the motoric ability and intelligence of ASIMO [10:47]
trafficonemaybe if you like girls with giant backpacks filled with Li-ion
or you're turned on by the sound/smell of generators
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zod000niteye: be honest, you'd settle for a punching back with the intellect of a commodore64 [10:48]
trafficoneor if you don't mind a chick with wires coming out of her
I've seen some impressive stuff on the animatronic front, you could probably have one built for the price of a new Models S
[10:48]
zod000zod000 pictures female versions of the "fake robot USes" from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey [10:49]
trafficonebut, who really wants a $100k sex toy, when at that price you could have a live-in prostitute [10:49]
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brycecoh zod000 *sigh* [10:49]
zod000haha [10:50]
trafficoneactually, at that level of money, you could probably just buy stuff that attracts floozies [10:50]
zod000I actually liked that movie
trafficone: +1
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brycecI did too, zod000, but the mental image... ew
quite right on all counts trafficone
Just go to a club or somewhere with attractive women, wave around a lexan suitcase of cash and shout "I HAVE $100K. WHO WANTS TO DATE ME?"
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zod000brycec: I found the mentual image hilarious, but that was what I was going for
step 1: get lexan suitcase full of money
step 2: you'll never reach this step
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trafficonebrycec: nah, it's all about the game, you get a $200 club outfit w/ a skinny tie and nerd glasses
then you rent a lambo
then you circle the club thrice before paying someone to park it
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lteoand say you're a ruby programmer [10:52]
trafficone^
rubies + programming = instant sack
but if that doesn't work
throw in some negging
remind them of their stepdad
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lteo"i want to enumerate your enumerators, if you know what i'm enumerating" [10:53]
trafficonethen ask them to come back to your lambo
bewsh
one bottle of moderately-priced champagne later, and you're banging six chick in a cheap motel
add some coke and some more drinks and you can have a regular thing going
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lteoyou sound like you've done this before [10:55]
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benDoslteo, that "i want to enumerate your enumerators, if you know what i'm enumerating"
It made me lolo
and i needed a lol bro
Antlr is killing my spirit
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lteoi'm glad bro
i'm always in need of lol's too
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benDosI'm not like always in need of lols
But i'm 4 or 5 hours deep into coding today with zero forward progress
s/zero/not enough/
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lazylopez_But i'm 4 or 5 hours deep into coding today with not enough forward progress [10:57]
zod000zod000 gives benDos some extra lol's he stashed away
bitches love lols
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benDosDawg thank you [10:57]
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qbitqbit taints the lols [10:58]
brycecbrycec lols at qbit's taint [10:58]
zod000I have found that women are always interested when I am not interested or I am unavailable [10:58]
qbittaintlol [10:58]
zenmoweryeah
thats the truff
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lteozod000: what's the philosophy behind that? [11:00]
zod000lteo: Veruca Salt Principle
they always want what they can't have
i just made that name up, but sounds good, right?
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lteonot as good as asscraft carrier but yeah [11:01]
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zod000they can't all be winners [11:02]
trafficonemcchunkie: wb [11:02]
mcchunkiethanks trafficone! [11:02]
lteofunny how only the bots left in the netsplit [11:02]
zod000mcchunkie: o/ [11:02]
mcchunkieo [11:02]
zod000IRC Bots Day Off
I'd watch that movie
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bryceclteo: not all the bots though ;) [11:03]
lteobrycec: yeah ibenox is not a bot, but the rest are [11:03]
zod000BryceBot wasn't invited to the party [11:03]
bryceclteo: I meant that not all of the channel's bots left. NOT that all that left were bots [11:04]
lteoright. the hardworking bots stayed behind [11:04]
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lteoanyone knows how a shell function can get access to the script that called it?
i mean the script's name
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zod000lteo: so they can reap their theoretical rewards in the bot afterlife [11:04]
lteobecause within a shell function, $0 becomes the name of the function, not the name of the script anymore [11:04]
trafficoneif you get the parent PID, getting the process name should be a sanp [11:05]
lteobro you smart [11:05]
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trafficoneCALLINGSCRIPT=$(echo /proc/$PPID/cmdline)
trafficone braces for linux-based solution smite
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pirokoThere's a haskell problem on this ctf
basically it's a huge nasty algorithm that does something, and you have to reverse it
Like, reverse what it's doing. You have the source code
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trafficoneCALLINGSCRIPT=$(ps -o command -p $PPID | tail -n 1) [11:11]
lteolol i just did something similar
trafficone: thanks
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trafficonelol [11:15]
benDospiroko, objdump all the things? [11:19]
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benDosJesus
when did it become 2:30
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bryceclteo: isn't that $_ in bash? [11:27]
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brycecoh nvm that's something else [11:28]
benDosI'm so close to being able to parse expressions again [11:31]
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trafficonecd 3
what the actual fuck?
that wasn't even the command I wanted to enter
trafficone punishes his brain
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brycecwith alcohol? [11:33]
trafficonebrycec: that's an idea [11:36]
sharveyhahahahha [11:36]
brycecIt's the #1 method in use today
and yesterday
and the day before...
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lteobut not tomorrow [11:37]
benDosI'm cursing at my computer so much today [11:39]
brycecBecause it slept with your gf?
Or... didn't you know?
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benDosBecause antlr refuses to give sane error messages [11:40]
brycecWell to be fair, they can't even spell [11:40]
trafficonein C, can you overload functions, or do I just need to do (void * passbyref) and figure out the type in the function? [11:40]
dbtidtrafficone: no [11:40]
brycecno [11:40]
benDos"Hey you did something so i had disable two code paths good luck figuring out which one i disabled even though you ran with me with -verbose, fag"
Is how it sounds, to me
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qbitlteo: http://www.karolinagames.com/horatio/show.php?id=cfc9dc92d4cc [11:46]
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trafficonecd 3 [11:52]
bryceccd 3 [11:53]
pirokocd 3 [11:53]
lteocd 3 [11:53]
benDoscd COMBOBREAKER [11:54]
sharveydo you have folders named 1, 2, and 3 or something? [11:57]
benDosJust three. [11:57]
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lteoi want some sushi [11:58]
zod000+1 [11:58]
bryceccd sushi
rm -f *
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sharveycat sushi/* > /dev/mouth [11:59]
mcchunkie(╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ [11:59]
bryceccat cat > /dev/mouth [12:00]
mcchunkietwss! [12:00]
qbitwat
mcchunkie: no
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mcchunkieSorry: "cat cat > /dev/mouth" [12:00]
lteoi'm cat cat. you dog dog?
:q
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pirokoHOLY SHIT I SEE UNICODE NOW
wew
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brycec@lod [12:03]
BryceBotಠ_ಠ [12:03]
brycec@loc [12:03]
BryceBotÛž_Ûž [12:03]
brycecpiroko: do you see those yet? [12:03]
pirokoI see block underscore block [12:03]
brycecso you don't see ALL unicode yet :P [12:03]
piroko:(
Is it my font?
[12:03]
brycec*shrug*
Never gotten them to work in my urxvt
But they Just Work(tm) on a mac
[12:03]
lteowow i really want to smoke something strong now [12:04]
pirokoWhat are they supposed to look like? [12:04]
brycecTitanium? [12:04]
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jrickqbit: nope [12:33]
qbitheh
k
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pirokoqbit: That miike snow remix is awesome [12:38]
mcchunkie(╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ [12:38]
brycecSparkfun just emailed me to say they have RPi's in stock again! [12:39]
qbitqbit agrees [12:39]
pherricoxideI just got mine finally
think they're starting to catch up on orders/production
[12:39]
benDosMy friend has one [12:39]
pherricoxide(finally) [12:39]
benDosSays it is terrrrrible when not plugged in [12:39]
bryceci'm tempted to buy two.... but maybe just 1 for now is enough
benDos: not plugged in... so as a lightweight paperweight?
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pherricoxideneed to buy an SD card for mine.. it's in paperweight status till then [12:40]
benDosdoesn't it have a battery? [12:40]
brycecno
ext. power only
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pherricoxide(which it also doesn't come with btw) [12:41]
bryceceither via clip-on (bypasses protection) or mini-usb port
(or is it micro, i think)
[12:41]
pherricoxidemicro
think I can power it off one of my phone charchers
*chargers
[12:41]
brycecImma use my N7 charger
since it can do 2A
[12:42]
pirokoI have 2 rasberry pis [12:43]
brycecwhore... [12:44]
piroko1 256, 1 512 [12:44]
brycecoh ok then [12:44]
pirokoIn fact, I'm on the 512 right now lol
It's my ssh gateway/irc client
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brycecDamn this looks neat https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11395 [12:47]
qbitwhat the shit
yes it does
[12:51]
jrickwoah [12:52]
brycecneat: yes, good and worth buying: not really...
I don't like that it depends on their servers to do shit, and it's not a real SD card (looks like it just uses power from the pins)
[12:52]
trafficoneevery time I hear C-like language, I die a little inside [12:53]
brycec^
You know, Javascript is a C-like language....
[12:53]
qbitNODEALLTHETHINGS! [12:53]
jrickjrick is hacking go
which is somewhat C like
[12:53]
brycecor is Go hacking jrick ? [12:54]
lteoC-like language: public static void main(int argc, char *argv[]) [12:55]
trafficoneC is a C-like language [12:55]
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brycecC-like language: We use curly-braces for logic, parenthesis for grouping, and square braces for arrays [12:57]
jrickguys [12:57]
brycecOh and support // and /**/ comments [12:57]
jrickI made a window with a button in gtk on windows with go [12:57]
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lteojrick: how complexicated was it? [12:57]
benDosHAHA ANTLR YOU FUCKER YOU
(1+3) should not parse as (1 then a lit int of +3
[12:57]
jrickthe program, not too bad. the build environment took like 6 hours to set up [12:58]
trafficone-- is the worst comment syntax devised
I like my decrement unary operator, thank you!
[12:58]
jrickbrycec: mwahaha I was already -v [12:58]
lteojrick: do Go programs in winders allow you to access the registry? [12:59]
jrickhaven't tried [12:59]
lteoalso wonder about starting something as a service [12:59]
jrickI just need a gui to send some stuff over uart
commands for our robot and stuff
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lteohawt [13:01]
jrickbut pretty much anything should be possible with cgo [13:02]
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benDosOk guys I'll be back later
I put 7 hours into antlr today and am no closer to getting it to work
Hoorayu
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lwhalen_anyone here speak Cisco ACL? [13:14]
zdolwhalen_: brycec on #devious says: Yes, I do have root. Thank you for asking. [13:14]
lwhalen_...wat [13:14]
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lteolteo ask, "got loot?" [13:19]
niteyeyou're hot and your cold, you're yes then you're no, your in then you're out
niteye sings
i'm watching katy perry, part of me, that tour movie
[13:23]
bryceclwhalen_: geez I have no idea... that !tell is so old
Oct 24th
18:00 ::: lwhalen_ [~law@static-71-248-169-90.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: Got Root?]
18:00 <@brycec> !tell lwhalen_ Yes, I do have root. Thank you for asking.
18:00 >>+zdo<< brycec: I'll tell lwhalen_ next time they speak.
18:01 >>> dbtid haz r00t t00
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brycecjrick: why Go vs Python? [13:27]
jrickbecause i don't know python [13:28]
lwhalen_ahh ok [13:29]
dbtidoh, and python SUCKS [13:30]
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dbtidsrsly you have to use indentation? [13:30]
brycecPython is super easycakes. Seemed like it would be quicker/easier for what you've described [13:31]
jricknoway [13:31]
brycecdbtid: I do miss the option to use things like {}. The lack thereof make it less readable. [13:32]
riboshould use ruby
*runs*
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brycecbrycec chases [13:33]
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brycecoooh new Pushover features!
qbit and anyone else that cares ^
[13:34]
qbit:O
wooo per sound!
[13:36]
brycecthis is also the first time I've received an OTA update :) (previously had just sideloaded updates) [13:36]
qbit:O and an ingress update! [13:36]
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brycecbrycec is still waiting/hoping for a client API so he can receive notifications on his computers [13:39]
kusuriyasoo got back from looking at the new place i think im going to rend
**rent
and it has a place that I can use to put all my "servers" :D
[13:45]
brycecMy current apt has that - It's called a "closet" :P
(specifically, in the second bedroom)
[13:45]
kusuriyathis is a basement [13:46]
brycecooooh
ahhhhh
[13:46]
kusuriyathat has an area that is framed in
it just needs to be walled and get a door for it
[13:46]
bryceckusuriya: what happened to CO? [13:46]
kusuriyabrycec: im still kinda looking but im not finding jobs there really
they want me to actually be in CO
before they will give me a glance
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brycecdidn't you actually want to be in CO? :P
ah
[13:47]
kusuriyaim indifferent to where i live honestly [13:47]
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qbithttp://gifsound.com/?gif=http://i.imgur.com/2x9Uz.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43dE6fiTTSU&start=167 [13:56]
pirokosigh [13:59]
kyldoes not
*python does not
as long as you use it for for its specific use case
[14:01]
pirokoI have no idea what to do today [14:01]
kyllearn go [14:02]
qbitman this day just doesn't wanna end [14:03]
kusuriyaif only there were more jobs in go :( [14:05]
sharveyso
snow sucks
it took me an hour to go home
I go to the bus stop to take the 12 bus
[14:05]
mcchunkiethat's what she said! [14:05]
sharveyyes
yes it is
[14:05]
qbityou shuttup and gimme your shnow!
sbiw
snow
ha
phew
[14:05]
sharveyand 2 8s come within 6 mins of each other (instead of the usual 30 min interval)
so I get on the 2nd 8, and ask if like, the 12 is coming at all
driver is really pissed off and is like, lady, we are so behind it is not even funny
me: :(
so I get off at one of the main express stops since they have signs showing when the next bus arrives
apparently I had 15 mins to wait
then it was like windows copy
in that the wait time went up
I arrived there at :47
my bus didn't arrive until :17
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sharveywhat the fuck
luckily I had enough sense to go into a building and wait like 15 mins
I was outside for another 15-20 mins
my toes were so cold
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qbithow much snow is there? [14:08]
sharveyonly like an inch [14:08]
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sharveybut it's -4C
and the snow is sticking
and it was still snowing, and the middle of the day, so no snow plows
everyone is going really really slow
[14:08]
qbityeah [14:09]
sharveyworst part, cold enough that the snow is starting to melt due to cars, and freeze on teh roads because cars avoid more than one lane [14:10]
pirokosharvey: It's 60 degrees here [14:11]
sharvey:(
it's probably like, 22F here?
.weather n2l3g1
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BryceBotSpecial Weather Statement in effect from until : Special Weather Statement issued by Environment Canada at 3:44 PM ESTFriday 30 November 2012.---------------------------------------------------------------------Special Weather Statement for:=new= City of Toronto=new= City of Hamilton=new= Halton -...
Kitchener, Ontario: Light Snow ❄ 22°F (-5°C), Humidity: 100%, Wind: From the South at 9.6 MPH, Pressure: 30.36inHg (1028mb) and falling, Dewpoint: 22°F (-6°C), Feels like 12°F (-11°C), Visibility: 6Mi (9km), UV index: 0, Rainfall today: 0.07in (2mm), Sunrise 07:34, Sunset: 16:47, Lunar phase: Waning gibbous
Friday: Chance of Snow 30°F/28°F (-1°C/-2°C) | Saturday: Chance of Snow 39°F/41°F (4°C/5°C) | Sunday: Rain 52°F/39°F (11°C/4°C) | Monday: Chance of Rain 52°F/50°F (11°C/10°C)
The average high for this date is 37°F (2°C), and the average low is 27°F (-2°C)
[14:12]
sharveywe have a special weather statement?
woah
the fuck
it's going to be warm on monday?
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qbitwhoa [14:13]
sharveyfuck you canada weather
also sunday apparently
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lteodarn
i'm not sure if i'll survive if i ever visit canada in winter ;)
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lwhalen_http://www.standalone-sysadmin.com/blog/2012/11/well-this-is-embarrassing/ [14:43]
qbitheh [14:44]
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qbithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M50wnj5Se4g [15:06]
BryceBotYouTube Comedy: "how to eat a corn in 10 seconds" by MiniChocolatMawwi (23s), 199,233 views, 1,340 likes and 63 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-27T01:50:23.000Z. [15:06]
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qbitwhoa awesome sprunge.us link
http://sprunge.us/LINK
i win
http://i.imgur.com/DYGNe.jpg
yes
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kusuriyayes
haha love this new landlord "Well I dont have the key to the padlock on the back door of the garage, i suppose if you have a dremel you could make short work of it when you move in. honestly this was my pearents old house so if you find any old rusty padlocks that we dont have keys to dremel that fucker"
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bryceclol @ lwhalen's link. I never realized people screwed that up [15:51]
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brycecqbit: I don't get it... how do popsicles = scars?
btw qbit I win http://sprunge.us/COCK
[15:57]
trafficoneI'm afraid what I'll find... [15:58]
brycecit's SFW [15:58]
qbitbrycec: did you really get that one?
or did you go to it?
cuz i legit got LINK
[15:59]
bryceci went to it, was guessing at 'em
fine... you win
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qbito/ [15:59]
bryceco/ [15:59]
qbitmosh Y U REDEFINE htobe64! [16:00]
brycecbecause YOURMOM IS BIG ENDIAN [16:01]
benDosbenDos is ambiendian [16:01]
qbittell openbsd how to be ambiendian with mosh
kthx
[16:02]
benDosYou mean ruby?
But yeah
[16:02]
qbitalso - if you have ever eaten that quantity of those popsicles .. you will know the terror that is the plastic [16:02]
benDosthe frozen hfcs? [16:02]
brycecI've got a whole big box of 'em qbit.
The question is... Why are you eating the plastic?
[16:02]
benDosI used to keep a box on the window still outside my dorm [16:03]
brycecbenDos: and they stayed frozen there? :p [16:03]
kylbrycec: because it's tasty? [16:03]
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benDosYup [16:03]
brycecman NY is cooold [16:03]
qbitcuz you end up playing xbox with the plastic hanging out of your mouth
whilst sucking the delish juice out of it
[16:04]
benDosbrycec, http://binged.it/Qw6sfv [16:04]
BryceBothttp://binged.it/Qw6sfv -> http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&cp=42.945453~-77.176563&lvl=6&dir=0&sty=b&where1=Oswego, NY&form=LMLTCC [16:04]
qbitthen.. your touhg snags [16:04]
benDosI'm up north
My dorm at the time was about 40 ft from lake ontario
[16:04]
brycecTIL qbit fails at popsicles [16:05]
benDosYeah [16:05]
qbitbrycec: are yours otter pops? [16:08]
bryceci think so
90% certain they're Otter brand
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qbitkyl: http://rubyjs.org/ [16:27]
benDoslols [16:28]
qbitbenDos: click buy! :D
that made me lololol
[16:28]
benDosi have been
they even include rubyjs on their page so you can try it by opening your console
that is cool tbh
If you have a site for a programming language
implement it in js and let me try your language in my console
[16:29]
qbityeah
but buying a license?
sobad
[16:30]
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mcchunkieNew sets for macppc! [16:33]
kusuriya:o
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/11/how-four-microsoft-engineers-proved-copy-protection-would-fail/
lol
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revberaldoso, about the retina displays we were talking about yesterday… http://apple.slashdot.org/story/12/11/30/2010203/ask-slashdot-good-linux-desktop-environment-for-hi-defretina-displays
brb
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revberaldohello [19:03]
sharveyhello [19:05]
revberaldoI just noticed that we have some old keys in our keyboards
Pause, for instance.
[19:05]
kylohai
pause is useful
scroll lock too, for those systems that support it
[19:06]
revberaldosysrq is supposed to be pretty useful too, but sometimes Linux crash so badly it won't accept my commands
scroll lock
haha
I suppose this is similar to c-s in bash, right?
[19:07]
brycecno...
scroll lock is how you scroll back/up/down on BSD terminals
like shift+pgup/dn on lunix
[19:08]
sharveywe use sysrq all the time in the csc office
in fact, we paste it on the top of the monitors
because X fucks up too often
[19:09]
brycecr-e-i-s-u-b :P [19:09]
revberaldointeresting, brycec [19:09]
brycec<3 sysrq [19:09]
revberaldoyeah
busier
haehuhae
maybe I was pressing the wrong combination
wikipedia says it's only alt+sysrq+stuff
[19:09]
brycecsays _what_ is only alt+sysrq etc? [19:10]
revberaldoinvoking the sequences
for example, alt+sysrq+b to reboot
[19:10]
brycecright. Did someone say otherwise? [19:11]
revberaldoI thought it was otherwise. I learned about it a long time ago.
I thought shift was needed too.
[19:12]
trafficoneevening gents [19:26]
evening, gents
rather
[19:34]
brycecs/$dan // [19:35]
lazylopez_rather [19:35]
brycecdamnit I fail
mmmm 6-disk zpool, 2TB each
sooo fast
and sooo much raw storage
can't wait to move my current NAS' drives over, 10x 2TB drives mwuhahaha
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_jb2TB drives are reliable now?
thanks for the reminder, i need a small NAS type thing for home.
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brycecI've been running a 4x Hitachi 2TB drives for a few years now without a hiccup (knock on wood)
In fact, I haven't heard anything about unreliable 2TB drives
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_jbi work for a very conservative ops org
we hammer the living hell out of drives.
our fail rate for drives is about 5 to 7 a week, on average
admittedly, that's about 1-2% per month. but, still higher than i want
using pretty standard 250GB ESATA drives. the HDFS cluster has 1TB drives as standard. I lose about 2 every year over the entire cluster.
cluster is pretty small. 14 individual machines.
so, yeah, i ask out of curiosity :)
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brycecwell this NAS is doing geom_raid5 and has been on and running pretty much nonstop for at least 3 years continuous. Maybe not hammered, but no rest just the same. [20:28]
qbitraspbmc is the least stable thing i have ever used [20:30]
bryceclol
brycec ordered a RPi today, w00t
[20:30]
qbitnice
don't run raspbmc
[20:30]
trafficonelol [20:31]
brycecb-b-b-but... I want to [20:31]
trafficoneRPi popping up all over [20:31]
qbitit's like "ima forget your settings! - ALL THE DAMN TIME!" [20:31]
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brycecqbit: problems solved http://bendyworks.com/geekville/lab_projects/2012/11/getting-plan-9-running-on-the-raspberry-pi
also for kyl ^ if he ever gets an RPi
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trafficone@rms [20:54]
BryceBotRichard Stallman says: People so often think that they can go East by heading North — but such schemes are much less reliable than they think. Most of the time, if you head North, you wind up somewhere more or less to the North, whether you wanted to or not. [20:54]
trafficone@tdr [20:55]
BryceBotTheo de Raadt says: the kernel is a harsh mistress [20:55]
brycec@vin [20:57]
BryceBotThe movie "Angels in the Outfield" was loosely based on the colonoscopy that Vin Diesel underwent as a child. [20:57]
brycecD: [20:57]
kylwaste of money if you ask me :o [20:58]
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brycecMoar benchmarks! http://sprunge.us/HDXb [21:21]
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