#devious 2012-11-30,Fri

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mcchunkie	New sets for i386! New sets for loongson!	[00:33]
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dxtr	Guys What happens if my CPU can accelerate AES-128 but I use AES-256? And I'm using Linux Will Linux do some magic with that or will the CPU and Linux just say "Fuck it" and do it software-style?	[01:52]
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benDos	dxtr, you need to see what instructions you're actually using objdump will tell you	[03:20]
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niteye	hello there if i make a tcp tunnel to localhost, is that also counted?	[03:26]
benDos	Yes	[03:29]
niteye	ah nips	[03:30]
benDos	niteye, i have no idea what you're talking about though Sooo	[03:30]
niteye	i wanted to upload a file to devious, i set up the proxy seettings in putty a while ago, but i figured id have to do it also for filezilla to work so i made a tunnel that listens to 22, and then at the devious ends connects to localhost:22	[03:31]
benDos	I imagine you can use SFTP or SCP to upload and download to/from devious without issue	[03:33]
niteye	doesnt really make much difference than if i had just connected directly, except their tcp tunnel monitor might freak out yeah, and its what i did with filezilla, but im at work and i have to set up the firewall settings in every program	[03:33]
benDos	If you're on a potentially hostile network, use ssh to set up a SOCKS proxy and work through that Imo ssh -D localhost restofsshline er ssh -D localport restofsshline	[03:35]
niteye	yep yep, i made an ssh tunnel through devious, which connected do devious itself, and i wondered if sending to localhost was canceled out on their monitor or if they have a red light blinking now at the desk and a computer voice saying i tunneled 50 megs of data	[03:37]
benDos	I think you'll be ok brycec, said you're supposed to get emails when you start hitting your quotas	[03:37]
niteye	and the plague will enter their office on a skateboard and say "never fear, i is here, lets echo niteye see whats up" what's the quota ? i know its 100 megs for the free shell, but what about tcp tunneling? last time i asked they said something like no real quota as long as u dont overdo it if i remember right but i dont know if that changed in the mean time i mean 100 megs disk space	[03:37]
benDos	type quota into your devious shell	[03:42]
niteye	ah ya, there it shows the disk quota, but not the tcp tunneling quota, eg. download/upload limit	[03:43]
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niteye	and where the hell is everyone, the US people should be awake by now here	[03:45]
zod000	we are awake most likely, just not talking	[03:58]
dxtr	Are there any USB or PCI ctyptographic accelerators that's compatible with Linux and/or *BSD?	[04:01]
niteye	i dont even know what that is, full disk encryption without having to set it up in the OS ?	[04:02]
dxtr	niteye: It's magic that speeds up encryption (and decryption?)	[04:03]
niteye	ah well linux and BSD support encryption acceleration by overlcocking the CPU for sure cant wait to get home im gonna watch lenka - trouble is a friend on my big tv its the cutest music video made probably	[04:03]
dbtid	dxtr: the only thing i know along that line is a USB key that spews random data used for encryption, using quantum physics. it's very expensive. it doesn't do cryptogaphic ops.	[04:20]
dxtr	niteye: It isn't cuter than me	[04:21]
zod000	wow this is pretty impressive http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/1129/nyc-sees-one-day-without-violent-crime.html dxtr: I have never heard of such a device, I don't imagine there is a huge market for them since most of the newer cpus can do crypto quite fast i think the disk speed is usually the limiting factor	[04:23]
benDos	zod000, encryption accelerators? Also wtf is @tld ie	[04:29]
BryceBot	The top-level domain 'ie' is used for: Ireland.	[04:30]
benDos	Oh Ok then	[04:30]
dxtr	zod000: Problem is that my CPU can't, and I don't just wanna use it for disk encryptiohn	[04:31]
benDos	Oh dxtr i saw your question up there Yes there are a few, though i don't know of any off the top of my head If you don't need it, any decent crypto acceleration is going to be well beyond your price range You may want to look into TPM offloading though	[04:34]
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dxtr	And what is my price range?	[04:40]
benDos	The few really nice crypto cards i've seen were in the order or 30k US IBM has some really solid offerings though a lot of them are application servers	[04:40]
dxtr	Pretend I have 53% of the US GDP	[04:41]
benDos	Then you'd just go to IBM, HP, Cray, etc and have them roll you something But IBM Fujitsu, HP, i think del dell they all ship varying levels of crypto acceleration cards	[04:41]
dxtr	That isn't very socialized now, is it?	[04:42]
benDos	There is a pretty close to 100% chance you have a small little crypto chip in your box already, TPM	[04:42]
dxtr	Really? What is it and how do I use it?	[04:42]
benDos	Google around abit, but it's the Trusted Platform Module Can be used to at the hardware level verify certain memory locations, hard drive sectors, etc The typical use case for the tpm is having the tpm decrypt your bootloader, or keep hashes of special files So you could have your boot fail if your kernel's initramfs file doesn't match an expected hash	[04:43]
dxtr	And how will that help me in my quest to speed up my disk- and vpn crypto?	[04:44]
benDos	Cause they often have their own little chips to do the encryption Sometimes you can use that to crypto accel if it's a nice tpm and you are using a very specific algorithm your tpm likes However the cost then becomes $0 + time	[04:45]
dxtr	First thing I found: "The TPM was not intended to be a cryptographic accelerator and in fact software is many times faster than a TPM. Using the TPM as just a device to offload your crypto to would basically be a waste of time."	[04:46]
benDos	Depends on the particular tpm tbh Pending the type of crypto it may pay to pick up a fpga if you can find some vhdl for your algorithm But really check out hp, dell, and ibm I know i've seen crypto accelerators on their site Before you do any of that i'd make sure you're code is using all your cpu's fancy sse9 and shit like that	[04:47]
dxtr	Aight I just found britneyspears_data.c in our code	[04:55]
zod000	or see if you can leverage a GPU instead of looking for crazy priced adapters	[04:56]
dxtr	I also found thank_you_data.c	[04:57]
benDos	zod000, i don't imagine you'd get any kind of decent perf out of a gpu for crypto More crypto algorithms use integers and variations on that width I can't think of any crypto that uses fp directly s/More/Most	[04:57]
lazylopez_	I can't think of any crypto that uses fp directly	[04:58]
dxtr	simpsons.c and beliefs.c Hmm	[04:58]
benDos	Those sound like very useful file names...	[04:58]
dxtr	Yes indeed	[04:58]
benDos	dxtr, so what application was chewing through so much cpu you wanted to offload? i thought you said file system but that pretty rarely bottlenecks at the cpu s/pretty rarely/should never	[05:00]
lazylopez_	i thought you said file system but that should never bottlenecks at the cpu	[05:00]
zod000	benDos: the newer gpus can greatly accelerate integer math pretty much anything post geforce 8000 series not sure about intel's, i was speaking for ati/amd and nvidia example for aes http://http.developer.nvidia.com/GPUGems3/gpugems3_ch36.html	[05:02]
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zod000	probably not viable for FDE though	[05:04]
benDos	zod000, i'm curious if that ends up being cheaper than just buying more cpus I've read about AES on opencl before but i know at the hardware it at least used to be really awkward to do int math on those processors	[05:07]
zod000	benDos: I am sure it is much more awkward than on a regular cpu, but as far as cost, at least in a desktop I would think cost swings towards a gpu. If a single cpu isn't cutting it, there isn't a cheap or easy way to scale up to multiple sockets	[05:10]
benDos	Idk about that I've set up many a at hoc clusters But probably harder on !linux and pending your application stack zod000, if you want to play arouind with easymode ad hoc linux clusters pelicanhpc used to be my jam	[05:12]
zod000	want to, sure, have time or money to, nope this also applies to every other cool thing I want to do	[05:16]
benDos	We had "clusterfuck" parties in college a few years ago We'd get a bunch of people to bring all their computers Hooked it up to a few daisy chained switches and had a dozen+ node ad hoc cluster to benchmark play around on and find more nodes to add the next week I miss them :/	[05:17]
zod000	sounds like a good time i missed the boat on that, when I had those types of get togethers we still used bnc cards <-- old the only way i can get people to bring pc's now is for a gaming lan	[05:19]
benDos	I miss lans They are harder when you don't have any windows installs Oh Steam I do not miss you trying like hell to steal all my money	[05:22]
zod000	lol	[05:22]
benDos	"HEY BEN YOUR FAVORITE GAME IS ONLY LIKE $5 EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE FINALS AND SHIT JUST BUY IT BRO ITS ALL GOOD"	[05:22]
zod000	steam for linux is in beta	[05:22]
benDos	I'm waiting till after the semester to return to my pc gaming ways	[05:23]
zod000	steam/games is the only reason I still have windows	[05:23]
benDos	Cause once i have civ again i will alternating between work, sleep, and civ for at least a week or two	[05:23]
zod000	everything else I use is crossplatform	[05:23]
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benDos	I tried putting win7 on my desktop	[05:24]
zod000	civ V was $7.5 last week	[05:24]
benDos	Wouldn't work so i'll drop the $40 or whatever on win8 some time in jan yeah i have it in my account :p	[05:24]
zod000	why wouldn't w7 work?	[05:24]
benDos	Dude idk linux runs fine I can run windows in kvm and vbox just fine	[05:24]
zod000	weird	[05:24]
benDos	But actually right on the metal windows gets little mini freezes I did all the driver, firmware, software updates etc nothing fixed it	[05:24]
zod000	is that on your 2 socket xeon box?	[05:25]
benDos	Yup I probably put 20+ hours, maybe 30 into trying to dig into what was going on Not a clue	[05:26]
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zod000	that is a rather niche setup, probably not a lot of info out there for it people with 8 cores are usually doing work in a serious os :)	[05:28]
benDos	Imo it seems pretty standard Intel mobo with mid to low end xeons	[05:29]
zod000	when i used to have multisocket systems, I always ran windows server versions, but that was years ago the only multisocket systems I have now are servers, and they aren't "mine"	[05:30]
benDos	Yeah i may have mentioned that box of mine was a business expense Saved me from having to commute 90 miles each way to work for a few months Then i may have treated myself, a little	[05:32]
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qbit	halalallalalalalallalallalal	[06:19]
benDos	Hai qbit, have you used TaskCoach? I know you <3 taskwarrior though	[06:20]
qbit	i haven't but <3 me some tw :D	[06:21]
benDos	TaskCoach seems nice thus far Just started with it a few minutes ago	[06:21]
qbit	once taskd hits .. task warrior will be the greatest of them all #therecanbeonlyone	[06:23]
benDos	Heh Systemd integration? =D	[06:24]
qbit	lolno http://tasktools.org/ ^ theys taskbidness	[06:26]
benDos	Does taskwarrior have diff'able persistent tasks?	[06:26]
qbit	mygod i should make node bindings for libtaskd	[06:26]
benDos	Hah Do it mang	[06:27]
qbit	not sure what diff'able persistent tasks are you can diff tasks tho	[06:27]
benDos	Taskcoach saves all tasks info in an xml that i can diff between versions	[06:27]
qbit	ah yeah you can do that with tw i think for sure it has undo history for everything http://taskwarrior.org/issues/156 yes	[06:27]
benDos	neat This has a fancy wx gui though	[06:29]
qbit	but you can't do "task burndown.daily" and see a wicked graph of your doings	[06:30]
benDos	Heh sweet This doesn't let me track progress that nicely :/	[06:30]
qbit	tw also does timesheet stuff and can merge between hosts	[06:32]
benDos	Hmmmm Idk i'll try this since i'm ,already a bit into it	[06:34]
qbit	excellent	[06:35]
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brycec	dxtr: yes there are both usb and pci crypto cards, almsot all are compat with *NIX (OpenSSL specifically). Just Google you lazy bastard.	[06:56]
lteo	+1	[07:05]
benDos	Dear whoever packages antlr on fedora, fuck you	[07:07]
lteo	< whoever packages antlr on fedora> ooh, ooh, yes please!	[07:08]
benDos	lteo, instead of adding antlr to your classpath on rpm install You end up following the antlr docs And getting javac to spit out 100 SYNTAX FUCKING ERRORS before giving up antlr itself will return 0 and be perfectly happy even if you pass it -verbose It's irritating :/ Sorry antlr "if( () ) {" isn't valid java bro, it never has been don't fucking generate shit like that	[07:10]
lteo	i get it brah. i hate it when dealing with crap wastes my time too. "if( () ) {" there's a goatse.cx in there somewhere	[07:11]
dxtr	brycec: I did :(	[07:11]
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samalex	hey guys --	[07:15]
snk	hi samalex	[07:15]
qbit	samalex: o/	[07:15]
benDos	lteo, I got it! Antlr is just yet another compiler tool, with far too long an epeen to document things	[07:16]
qbit	sounds like all the code i write	[07:16]
benDos	Yeah but this code is part of like a well respected compiler tool	[07:17]
lteo	benDos: this is why i love that in openbsd, nothing gets committed without documentation	[07:17]
qbit	^	[07:17]
benDos	... You just don't have software like this in base it ends up in ports i thought? which is pretty willy nilly about dox?	[07:17]
lteo	this would end up in ports, but what i mean is, the general philosophy is, if you commit stuff it better be freaking well-tested and documented.	[07:18]
qbit	i don't think any os has it in base or java for that matter	[07:19]
benDos	benDos coughandroid Well that's kind of java	[07:19]
qbit	qbit waits to see benDos use eclipse on android	[07:19]
benDos	It's java but not Java (tmellison) I still don't have a smartphone homie anyway i'm werking :D	[07:19]
qbit	also there is no jdk on android :P	[07:20]
samalex	so what's new for everyone?	[07:21]
qbit	nothin much	[07:21]
samalex	i need to get in here way more often.	[07:21]
qbit	do it's pmuch the best place on the tubez	[07:21]
samalex	i also need to get into some dev projects ... the db side of things is fun but it gets old.	[07:22]
qbit	doit D: er :D	[07:22]
samalex	been thinking of trying to start either a dev project for a home finance app which will help me out at home or a project tracking app to help me at work.	[07:23]
lteo	samalex: which db do you work with again?	[07:23]
samalex	MS SQL I do some side work with MySQL, but MS SQL is what I really know it's the one thing MS did right ... though they borked the licensing on SQL 2012 going per core instead of per processor. for this we probably won't be moving to SQL 2012 anytime soon, nor will most of the smaller shops I konw.	[07:23]
lteo	i heard vmware followed the same route in their licensing model	[07:24]
samalex	that sucks .. i think licensing based on cpu power is nuts ... shouldn't matter. buying a license should be per box or per CAL ... not that plus per CPU	[07:25]
lteo	i heard vmware went from licensing per machine to per cpu to per core to per hyperthread ;)	[07:25]
benDos	Yeah they should just charge you a flat fee per transaction	[07:25]
samalex	tis why I use open source software ... i'm a cheap bastard	[07:26]
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samalex	but either way on the dev project I'll probably try doing it on Windows using C#... yeah not ideal but that'll help me at work more. just need to get Windows installed on my laptop, running Win XP virtually but grabbed Win Server 2012 from Dreamspark last week.	[07:27]
benDos	lteo, it turns out antlr isn't shit I just found an edge case where my input is 110% valid antlr antlr just goes "AHURRRR IDK WHAT TO DO HERE" and can't generate valid output silently Rewriting my grammar one line at a time now to see where my antlr magicks happens	[07:42]
lteo	hawt	[07:44]
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qbit	that reminds me of the time i rewrittedeng english grammar	[07:45]
lteo	once upon a time i understood almost all the rules in english grammar	[07:45]
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qbit	nice	[07:45]
lteo	but after more than 10 years in the US i don't even know what grammar is anymore ;)	[07:46]
benDos	Does english even have a complete set of grammar rules?	[07:46]
_jb	you spell too well to make that claim	[07:46]
benDos	I thought it varied based on who you ask, what phase the moon was in, how many tweet donald trump posted in the last 32 hours	[07:46]
qbit	if it does.. i don't know abou tit! :D	[07:46]
lteo	_jb: thanks .. i think ;)	[07:47]
jrick	yingwen yufa feichang nan.	[07:47]
lteo	oh that reminds me. jrick: you have an unfair advantage at learning Go.	[07:47]
jrick	orly	[07:48]
lteo	yeah coz you already know chinese	[07:48]
qbit	lol	[07:48]
lteo	if you know chinese anything's easy bro	[07:48]
jrick	hah	[07:48]
qbit	qbit learns chinese	[07:48]
jrick	yay!	[07:48]
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qbit	guys did you konw that spain is also on the african continent? https://maps.google.com/?ll=35.896281,-5.366821&spn=0.28535,0.587425&t=m&z=12 mind blown	[08:14]
benDos	hah benDos is getting trolled by Java programs deciding that following unixy standards are for chunps s/np/mp	[08:15]
lazylopez_	lazylopez_ is getting trolled by Java programs deciding that following unixy standards are for chumps	[08:16]
qbit	ha it took me waaaaay to long to see what that regex fixed	[08:17]
benDos	;) It's taking me way too long to figure out how to run this class file Been trying to figure it out for about 20 minutes now Truly I have no idea how i'm supposed to run this class file	[08:18]
qbit	./ mmhmm	[08:21]
benDos	I've tried everything short of printing it out using it to wrap a burrito	[08:21]
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qbit	benDos: http://i.imgur.com/X4hbx.jpg	[08:22]
benDos	hah thanks	[08:22]
piroko	Have I mentioned that I love mosh?	[08:23]
qbit	si it made me wanna try it	[08:24]
addies	+qbit: still want an ingress invite? i finally have one :)	[08:26]
benDos	Oh obviously I had to start my class with java -cp /usr/share/java/antlr3.jar:/usr/share/java/antlr3-runtime.jar:. Should have known....	[08:27]
qbit	sure! :D	[08:29]
addies	alright pm me	[08:30]
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piroko	qbit: You already have an invite...	[09:00]
qbit	truth this one will go to another enlightened in puebs - so i have someone to work with http://www.ingress.com/intel?latE6=38259957&lngE6=-104621133&z=13 ^^^^	[09:02]
lteo	sigh someone is trying to BS me oh well	[09:04]
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brycec	lteo: NONSENSE! You just need to invert the phase of the DC pair before connecting it to the spectroscope, then you'll be able to overclock your computer and begin simulating the human brain. With that power, you can hack the planet!	[09:05]
benDos	s/the planet/nuclear lunch codes and live out your War Games dreams	[09:06]
lazylopez_	lteo: NONSENSE! You just need to invert the phase of the DC pair before connecting it to the spectroscope, then you'll be able to overclock your computer and begin simulating the human brain. With that power, you can hack nuclear lunch codes and live out your War Games dreams!	[09:06]
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zod000	qbit: afaik spain is not on the african continent, but it used to be	[09:08]
brycec	AND DON'T FORGET THE VEEBEE GOOEY zod000: he was referring to a small city that is technically owned by Spain his words were teh suck and unclear	[09:08]
benDos	benDos head desks with great force	[09:08]
brycec	Spain major is in Europe, but has a city in Africa	[09:08]
benDos	A bug in my code for the last week	[09:08]
brycec	qbit: stop being so terribly misleading	[09:09]
benDos	Was because changing id to Id TOTALLY changes how the rule is parsed	[09:09]
qbit	zod000: according to the map it still is :O	[09:09]
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benDos	qbit, well if you read it on the internet :p	[09:09]
zod000	lol	[09:09]
brycec	According to the map, the free-port city of Ceuta is on Africa that's all the Map tells me And from what I gather, before 2011 it wasn't even part of Spain	[09:09]
benDos	To wikipedia! I mean wait! For me to edit wikipedia	[09:10]
brycec	brycec is already on Wikipedia :P	[09:10]
benDos	Good think I added ajax code to that article to auto pull my incoming edit	[09:11]
qbit	guys	[09:11]
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qbit	you can see it on the map i linked	[09:11]
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brycec	damn that place is temperate	[09:11]
qbit	https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/EU-Spain.svg	[09:12]
brycec	You mean this map? https://maps.google.com/?ll=35.896281,-5.366821&spn=0.28535,0.587425&t=m&z=12	[09:12]
qbit	^ and ther Spanish territory also includes the Balearic Islands in the Mediterranean, the Canary Islands in the Atlantic Ocean off the African coast, and two autonomous cities in North Africa, Ceuta and Melilla, that border Morocco plus Alborán island, the Chafarinas islands (Islas Chafarinas), Alhucemas island and Perejil (Parsley island). Furthermore, the town of Llívia is a Spanish exclave situated inside French territory. With an area of 505,992 square kilometres (195,365 and there https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spain	[09:12]
BryceBot	Spain :: Spain ([Listen]/ˈspeɪn/ SPAYN; Spanish: España, pronounced: [esˈpaɲa] ([Image] listen)), officially the Kingdom of Spain (Spanish: Reino de España), is a sovereign state and a member of the European Union located in southwestern Europe on the Iberian Peninsula. Its mainland is bordered to the south and east by the Mediterranean Sea except for a small land boundary with the British Overseas Territory of Gibraltar, to which...	[09:12]
zod000	I was thinking more of the tectonic plate it used to be on the african plate	[09:12]
qbit	ha	[09:13]
zod000	at least according to what i have read	[09:13]
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brycec	oh man this sounds familiar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceuta_border_fence	[09:15]
BryceBot	Ceuta border fence :: The Ceuta border fence is a separation barrier between Morocco and Spain at Ceuta, a city in the North African coast. Constructed by Spain, its purpose is to stop illegal immigration and smuggling. Morocco objected to the construction of the barrier since it does not recognize Spanish sovereignty in Ceuta. The fence consists of parallel 3-metre (10-foot) fences topped with barbed wire, with regular watchposts and a road...	[09:15]
benDos	brycec, you're not that far south that you're by our fence?	[09:20]
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brycec	benDos: it's a couple hours' drive away but I can see it when I drive to SD *San Diego it's scary close :p	[09:21]
qbit	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfyC6NJqt2o&feature=player_embedded	[09:27]
BryceBot	YouTube Animals: "Trotify In The Wild" by Trotify McTrotterson (54s), 248,630 views, 671 likes and 200 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-22T22:07:58.000Z.	[09:27]
qbit	best invention ever	[09:27]
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benDos	Am I a bad person for never having the patience to listen to my gf on the phone during her lunch break? My brain doesn't go from writing compilers to listening to gf work problems fast enough	[09:33]
qbit	yes, but you are in good company	[09:33]
benDos	Oohkay	[09:37]
snk	so, who wants to guess what happens when the emergency power failover fails?	[09:39]
qbit	sad math kids?	[09:40]
snk	corrupted root filesystems EVERYWHERE!	[09:40]
qbit	yay!	[09:40]
snk	s/yay/poop	[09:40]
lazylopez_	poop!	[09:40]
snk	fuck it! we'll move to the cloud!	[09:41]
BryceBot	TO THE CLOUD!!!	[09:41]
snk	lol BryceBot	[09:41]
trafficone	in the future, everything comes in clouds	[09:46]
brycec	aside from the fact that my gf never has a lunch break, she's not the type to call me and babble on and on. Is that something many other women do? Seems... really pointless. and I hate pointlessness	[09:50]
snk	nah, my gf doesn't call and babble sometimes she makes too many short calls for example	[09:52]
trafficone	guk	[09:52]
snk	call 1: I'm leaving work soo call 2: I have left work then, there's an auxillary text	[09:52]
brycec	Those sound like text messages...	[09:52]
snk	text: I'm on the subway	[09:52]
trafficone	^ holy shit it's pretty out	[09:52]
brycec	lol	[09:53]
piroko	trafficone: Fucking 57 degrees right now	[09:54]
brycec	I've never seen the word "fucking" in a weather report	[09:54]
piroko	brycec: Your weather programs clearly suck	[09:54]
brycec	clearly :(	[09:55]
trafficone	@weather seattle, wa	[09:55]
BryceBot	Coastal Flood Advisory in effect from 8:41 am PST on November 30, 2012 until 10:00 AM PST on November 30, 2012: ...Coastal Flood Advisory now in effect until 10 am PST thismorning...* hazard...the combination of seasonal high tides and lower atmospheric pressure involved with the current sequence of Pacific weather systems raises the potential of minor tidal... Seattle, WA: Overcast ☁ 54°F (12°C), Humidity: 77%, Wind: From the SSE at 4.0 MPH Gusting to 9.0 MPH, Pressure: 29.42inHg (996mb) and rising, Dewpoint: 47°F (8°C), Visibility: 10Mi (16km), UV index: 0, Rainfall today: 0.23in (6mm), Sunrise 07:36, Sunset: 16:20, Lunar phase: Waning gibbous Friday: Rain 55°F/48°F (13°C/9°C) \| Saturday: Rain 52°F/45°F (11°C/7°C) \| Sunday: Rain 48°F/43°F (9°C/6°C) \| Monday: Chance of Rain 50°F/45°F (10°C/7°C) The average high for this date is 46°F (7°C), and the record of 57°F (13°C) was set in 1951. The average low is 36°F (2°C), and the record of 21°F (-6°C) was set in 1985	[09:55]
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brycec	ohshit trafficone you're gonna be flooded!	[09:55]
snk	jeebus BryceBot	[09:55]
trafficone	brycec++ for incl. weather advisory	[09:55]
brycec	snk: I'm just changing that... gonna add -v to be verbose and include the forecast and almanac stuffs	[09:56]
trafficone	haha	[09:57]
brycec	probably trim it down to just current conditions, humidity, and temp but first, I GOTTA PEE	[09:57]
trafficone	I am a little nervous about that costal flood advisory, considering I'm right on the water trafficone puts on his wading boots	[09:57]
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_jb	morning.	[09:59]
benDos	good morning	[10:00]
_jb	anyone else get an abuse warning, or am i the only one so loved?	[10:00]
brycec	_jb: you and about 12 others Oh man, I really hate how needing-to-pee destroys my ability to focus :(	[10:01]
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_jb	brycec: install a foley, it helps	[10:01]
trafficone	word	[10:01]
snk	just pee your pants dude	[10:01]
_jb	brycec: can i get a timeframe on that data amount?	[10:01]
brycec	eww no _jb	[10:01]
trafficone	_jb: you got a good source on folies	[10:01]
brycec	_jb: counters reset at midnight, $month 1st	[10:01]
_jb	brycec: i'm utterly baffled how i'd have pushed 4GB in a month via irc, without pushing files.	[10:02]
brycec	And _jb I wouldn't worry TOO much about it. We don't pay very close attention to data usage .wa 1kb/s for one month brycec waits... and waits... I swear I could pull up the website faster wait where the FUCK is skunkbot, ryk? where the FUCK is ry? rk ryk (I hate my keyboard...) @seen ryk	[10:02]
BryceBot	brycec, I last saw ryk 9 hours 59 min 22 sec ago quitting: Quit: leaving.	[10:03]
_jb	sorry, 5GB in a month, using only ssh/irc http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1kb%2Fs+for+one+month (just for you, sir)	[10:04]
brycec	I already did :P	[10:05]
_jb	ok, for everyone else as well then.	[10:05]
trafficone	what's a good way to get high as a kite and program data processors for wikipedia access logs?	[10:07]
brycec	trafficone: that seems... random. And since when do you get access to wikipedia access logs?	[10:07]
trafficone	it's on AWS free dataset store s/access/edit/	[10:08]
lazylopez_	it's on AWS free dataset store	[10:08]
_jb	thanks for the reminder, i have to wrap up CDH4/Flume setup	[10:08]
trafficone	IIRC, Flume is a pain in the dick so, if you got it set up and running _jb++	[10:08]
_jb	eh, everything is a pain in the dick when you have a foley	[10:09]
brycec	^ Hey _jb would you feel better if about your 6GB/1024?	[10:09]
_jb	brycec: not particularly, i'd be confused as hell how that's happening.	[10:10]
brycec	I have a theory that someone assumed the db stored KB but in reality it stores bytes (db of data usage)	[10:10]
trafficone	s/theory/hypothesis/	[10:10]
lazylopez_	(db of data usage)	[10:10]
brycec	shutup trafficone	[10:10]
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trafficone	brycec: scientific literacy and linguistic consistancy are the cornerstones of knowledge	[10:11]
_jb	brycec: my real concern was that someone would be using my account illigitimately. i shoved a couple public keys on the thing for a reason, and have a decent if untyped password	[10:12]
trafficone	^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[	[10:12]
_jb	trafficone: more control keys, please	[10:13]
brycec	moar escapes	[10:13]
_jb	^V^H^Hrm-rf.!!.^V` easy for machines, hard for me. that's the right way, right?	[10:13]
trafficone	sounds like a sex robot	[10:14]
benDos	trafficone, an hour from everett to downtown seattle on the bus that sound about right to you?	[10:15]
qbit	jrick: did you get a wireless charger for your n4 yet?	[10:15]
trafficone	benDos: I've never bussed to everett, but that sounds short for Everett	[10:15]
brycec	qbit: are they even selling those yet? I hadn't heard they were...	[10:16]
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qbit	no - but lg has a few like 40bones	[10:16]
benDos	thats what i thought huh one sec brb	[10:16]
brycec	_jb: Yeah... so someone goofed a bunch of times. _jb: the b/w email you can safely ignore (for the record, I didn't write the b/w counters) (and I hate them, and loathe and despise them too...) brycec has some slapping to do	[10:19]
piroko	fuck ructf	[10:20]
brycec	@define ructf	[10:20]
BryceBot	No definitions found for ructf.	[10:20]
brycec	piroko: ?	[10:20]
_jb	brycec: thank you, glad to know.	[10:21]
brycec	brycec has some serious heads to thump brycec wants to shoot things, NOW	[10:22]
dbtid	dbtid aims brycec at the Capitol Building, Washington, D.C. -- aim for the jackasses.	[10:23]
trafficone	brycec: aren't you within walking distance from several gun stores as well as a shooting range?	[10:24]
brycec	I am, as a matter of fact not sure about the stores, but def the range	[10:24]
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trafficone	@niteye	[10:29]
BryceBot	Feb 13, 2012 12:02:29 <niteye> buy philips anyway because its good for my company	[10:29]
lteo	13:01 <@brycec> Oh man, I really hate how needing-to-pee destroys my ability to focus :( +1	[10:31]
niteye	wow what, a message from me dated 13 deb? whats this sorcery frb damnit second month	[10:31]
lteo	fribonacci?	[10:31]
brycec	niteye: what is sorcerful (?) about that? They're called LOGS	[10:31]
niteye	yes but who is summoningthem	[10:31]
ribo	fRIBOnacci	[10:31]
niteye	and why	[10:31]
brycec	lol ribo	[10:31]
lteo	ribo: right, it was intentinal ;) i mean intestinal	[10:31]
brycec	niteye: trafficone did 11:29:24 <+trafficone> @niteye	[10:32]
niteye	@brycec	[10:32]
BryceBot	Oct 31, 2012 15:53:31 <brycec> :D	[10:32]
niteye	@niteye	[10:32]
BryceBot	Feb 23, 2012 14:23:48 <niteye> what if you are my biological father and no one knows ?	[10:32]
brycec	BryceBot: o/	[10:32]
niteye	i could do this all night	[10:32]
brycec	yeah, but you'd end up /ban'd	[10:32]
lteo	niteye: do you know about @omegle?	[10:33]
niteye	@omegle	[10:33]
Omegle_Bot	Connecting to Omegle... Everything you say to Omegle_Bot (eg: Omegle_Bot: asl?) will be sent to the Omegler (e.g. asl?), everybody appears as just one person to them. To disconnect, @omegle disconnect. For more help, see @omegle help Waiting for stranger...	[10:33]
niteye	hello	[10:33]
brycec	hello niteye	[10:33]
niteye	@omegle hello	[10:33]
brycec	...	[10:33]
lteo	@omegle interests	[10:33]
Omegle_Bot	Current interests: ["openbsd"]	[10:33]
brycec	TIL niteye can't follow clearly written directions (WITH EXAMPLES)	[10:33]
lteo	i would love to see niteye converse with someone on omegle with a, ahem, relevant interest	[10:33]
niteye	i suppose i have to private message omeglebot?	[10:34]
brycec	niteye: no... Omegle_Bot: Hi ^^	[10:34]
niteye	aah	[10:34]
Omegle_Bot	Connected! Common likes: openbsd OHAI I LIKE PENISES	[10:34]
lteo	Omegle_Bot: WHAT A COINCIDENCE niteye: ^ like that	[10:34]
Omegle_Bot	WILL SOMEONE BE MY FRIEND	[10:34]
niteye	Omegle_Bot: hello im young single guy	[10:34]
Omegle_Bot	no you're a disgusting pervert, niteye	[10:35]
brycec	brycec is at the other end of this omegle, fyi	[10:35]
lteo	kinda figured	[10:35]
Omegle_Bot	11:35:14 >>> brycec is at the other end of this omegle, fyi ^ proof	[10:35]
niteye	niteye wants to know where the chicks at	[10:35]
lteo	niteye: you have to set the correct interest to get the right person right now the interest is:	[10:36]
piroko	brycec: ructf is a hacking competition going on right now	[10:36]
lteo	@omegle interests	[10:36]
Omegle_Bot	Current interests: ["openbsd"]	[10:36]
brycec	piroko: ah, ok looked like you were having a stroke	[10:36]
niteye	�omegle help @omegle help	[10:36]
Omegle_Bot	Quick Reference: @omegle start -- Start a chat (disconnecting the active session), @omegle stop -- Disconnect, @omegle interests [comma-delimited list] -- See current or set new interests, @omegle status -- Display current status When connected, everything said to Omegle_Bot (Omegle_Bot: something) is passed on to the Stranger. @omegle status	[10:36]
niteye	@omegle interests teens	[10:37]
Omegle_Bot	Current interests: ["teens"] oh right... that doesn't work :p @troll .troll	[10:37]
lazylopez_	http://i.imgur.com/81WS7.jpg	[10:37]
Omegle_Bot	.troll	[10:37]
lazylopez_	node would be way faster if it used the ruby compiler	[10:37]
Omegle_Bot	excellent well you lot got boring Stranger disconnected.	[10:37]
lteo	niteye: ok now you can connect with @omegle	[10:41]
niteye	Omegle_Bot: any girls in their early twenties here?	[10:43]
Omegle_Bot	No session active.	[10:43]
niteye	@omegle start	[10:43]
Omegle_Bot	Connecting to Omegle... Everything you say to Omegle_Bot (eg: Omegle_Bot: asl?) will be sent to the Omegler (e.g. asl?), everybody appears as just one person to them. To disconnect, @omegle disconnect. For more help, see @omegle help Waiting for stranger... Connected! Common likes: teens	[10:43]
niteye	Omegle_Bot: any girls in their early twenties here?	[10:44]
Omegle_Bot	yes! 21 here!	[10:44]
niteye	Omegle_Bot: cool im 24 guy	[10:44]
trafficone	.troll \| s/^/Omegle_Bot:/	[10:45]
lazylopez_	Omegle_Bot:Winter is boycotting texas because of Rick Perry.	[10:45]
brycec	trafficone: o/	[10:45]
zod000	oh jebus	[10:45]
Omegle_Bot	Stranger disconnected.	[10:45]
zod000	lol	[10:45]
niteye	how am i ever supposed to get laid with a bot like that	[10:45]
zod000	way to cockblock niteye	[10:45]
brycec	niteye: I dunno... open omegle on your own computer?	[10:46]
niteye	good point	[10:46]
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trafficone	niteye: sex robot	[10:46]
niteye	how awesome would that be, a realdoll with the motoric ability and intelligence of ASIMO	[10:47]
trafficone	maybe if you like girls with giant backpacks filled with Li-ion or you're turned on by the sound/smell of generators	[10:47]
zod000	niteye: be honest, you'd settle for a punching back with the intellect of a commodore64	[10:48]
trafficone	or if you don't mind a chick with wires coming out of her I've seen some impressive stuff on the animatronic front, you could probably have one built for the price of a new Models S	[10:48]
zod000	zod000 pictures female versions of the "fake robot USes" from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey	[10:49]
trafficone	but, who really wants a $100k sex toy, when at that price you could have a live-in prostitute	[10:49]
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brycec	oh zod000 sigh	[10:49]
zod000	haha	[10:50]
trafficone	actually, at that level of money, you could probably just buy stuff that attracts floozies	[10:50]
zod000	I actually liked that movie trafficone: +1	[10:50]
brycec	I did too, zod000, but the mental image... ew quite right on all counts trafficone Just go to a club or somewhere with attractive women, wave around a lexan suitcase of cash and shout "I HAVE $100K. WHO WANTS TO DATE ME?"	[10:50]
zod000	brycec: I found the mentual image hilarious, but that was what I was going for step 1: get lexan suitcase full of money step 2: you'll never reach this step	[10:51]
trafficone	brycec: nah, it's all about the game, you get a $200 club outfit w/ a skinny tie and nerd glasses then you rent a lambo then you circle the club thrice before paying someone to park it	[10:52]
lteo	and say you're a ruby programmer	[10:52]
trafficone	^ rubies + programming = instant sack but if that doesn't work throw in some negging remind them of their stepdad	[10:52]
lteo	"i want to enumerate your enumerators, if you know what i'm enumerating"	[10:53]
trafficone	then ask them to come back to your lambo bewsh one bottle of moderately-priced champagne later, and you're banging six chick in a cheap motel add some coke and some more drinks and you can have a regular thing going	[10:53]
lteo	you sound like you've done this before	[10:55]
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benDos	lteo, that "i want to enumerate your enumerators, if you know what i'm enumerating" It made me lolo and i needed a lol bro Antlr is killing my spirit	[10:56]
lteo	i'm glad bro i'm always in need of lol's too	[10:56]
benDos	I'm not like always in need of lols But i'm 4 or 5 hours deep into coding today with zero forward progress s/zero/not enough/	[10:56]
lazylopez_	But i'm 4 or 5 hours deep into coding today with not enough forward progress	[10:57]
zod000	zod000 gives benDos some extra lol's he stashed away bitches love lols	[10:57]
benDos	Dawg thank you	[10:57]
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qbit	qbit taints the lols	[10:58]
brycec	brycec lols at qbit's taint	[10:58]
zod000	I have found that women are always interested when I am not interested or I am unavailable	[10:58]
qbit	taintlol	[10:58]
zenmower	yeah thats the truff	[10:58]
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lteo	zod000: what's the philosophy behind that?	[11:00]
zod000	lteo: Veruca Salt Principle they always want what they can't have i just made that name up, but sounds good, right?	[11:01]
lteo	not as good as asscraft carrier but yeah	[11:01]
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zod000	they can't all be winners	[11:02]
trafficone	mcchunkie: wb	[11:02]
mcchunkie	thanks trafficone!	[11:02]
lteo	funny how only the bots left in the netsplit	[11:02]
zod000	mcchunkie: o/	[11:02]
mcchunkie	o	[11:02]
zod000	IRC Bots Day Off I'd watch that movie	[11:03]
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brycec	lteo: not all the bots though ;)	[11:03]
lteo	brycec: yeah ibenox is not a bot, but the rest are	[11:03]
zod000	BryceBot wasn't invited to the party	[11:03]
brycec	lteo: I meant that not all of the channel's bots left. NOT that all that left were bots	[11:04]
lteo	right. the hardworking bots stayed behind	[11:04]
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lteo	anyone knows how a shell function can get access to the script that called it? i mean the script's name	[11:04]
zod000	lteo: so they can reap their theoretical rewards in the bot afterlife	[11:04]
lteo	because within a shell function, $0 becomes the name of the function, not the name of the script anymore	[11:04]
trafficone	if you get the parent PID, getting the process name should be a sanp	[11:05]
lteo	bro you smart	[11:05]
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trafficone	CALLINGSCRIPT=$(echo /proc/$PPID/cmdline) trafficone braces for linux-based solution smite	[11:06]
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piroko	There's a haskell problem on this ctf basically it's a huge nasty algorithm that does something, and you have to reverse it Like, reverse what it's doing. You have the source code	[11:09]
trafficone	CALLINGSCRIPT=$(ps -o command -p $PPID \| tail -n 1)	[11:11]
lteo	lol i just did something similar trafficone: thanks	[11:11]
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trafficone	lol	[11:15]
benDos	piroko, objdump all the things?	[11:19]
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benDos	Jesus when did it become 2:30	[11:25]
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benDos	benDos feels particularly not productive	[11:26]
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brycec	lteo: isn't that $_ in bash?	[11:27]
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brycec	oh nvm that's something else	[11:28]
benDos	I'm so close to being able to parse expressions again	[11:31]
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trafficone	cd 3 what the actual fuck? that wasn't even the command I wanted to enter trafficone punishes his brain	[11:32]
brycec	with alcohol?	[11:33]
trafficone	brycec: that's an idea	[11:36]
sharvey	hahahahha	[11:36]
brycec	It's the #1 method in use today and yesterday and the day before...	[11:37]
lteo	but not tomorrow	[11:37]
benDos	I'm cursing at my computer so much today	[11:39]
brycec	Because it slept with your gf? Or... didn't you know?	[11:39]
benDos	Because antlr refuses to give sane error messages	[11:40]
brycec	Well to be fair, they can't even spell	[11:40]
trafficone	in C, can you overload functions, or do I just need to do (void * passbyref) and figure out the type in the function?	[11:40]
dbtid	trafficone: no	[11:40]
brycec	no	[11:40]
benDos	"Hey you did something so i had disable two code paths good luck figuring out which one i disabled even though you ran with me with -verbose, fag" Is how it sounds, to me	[11:41]
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qbit	lteo: http://www.karolinagames.com/horatio/show.php?id=cfc9dc92d4cc	[11:46]
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trafficone	cd 3	[11:52]
brycec	cd 3	[11:53]
piroko	cd 3	[11:53]
lteo	cd 3	[11:53]
benDos	cd COMBOBREAKER	[11:54]
sharvey	do you have folders named 1, 2, and 3 or something?	[11:57]
benDos	Just three.	[11:57]
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lteo	i want some sushi	[11:58]
zod000	+1	[11:58]
brycec	cd sushi rm -f *	[11:58]
sharvey	cat sushi/* > /dev/mouth	[11:59]
mcchunkie	(╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻	[11:59]
brycec	cat cat > /dev/mouth	[12:00]
mcchunkie	twss!	[12:00]
qbit	wat mcchunkie: no	[12:00]
mcchunkie	Sorry: "cat cat > /dev/mouth"	[12:00]
lteo	i'm cat cat. you dog dog? :q	[12:00]
piroko	HOLY SHIT I SEE UNICODE NOW wew	[12:02]
brycec	@lod	[12:03]
BryceBot	ಠ_ಠ	[12:03]
brycec	@loc	[12:03]
BryceBot	۞_۞	[12:03]
brycec	piroko: do you see those yet?	[12:03]
piroko	I see block underscore block	[12:03]
brycec	so you don't see ALL unicode yet :P	[12:03]
piroko	:( Is it my font?	[12:03]
brycec	shrug Never gotten them to work in my urxvt But they Just Work(tm) on a mac	[12:03]
lteo	wow i really want to smoke something strong now	[12:04]
piroko	What are they supposed to look like?	[12:04]
brycec	Titanium?	[12:04]
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lteo	whoever said coding standards don't matter is a total idiot	[12:32]
jrick	qbit: nope	[12:33]
qbit	heh k	[12:34]
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piroko	qbit: That miike snow remix is awesome	[12:38]
mcchunkie	(╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻	[12:38]
brycec	Sparkfun just emailed me to say they have RPi's in stock again!	[12:39]
qbit	qbit agrees	[12:39]
pherricoxide	I just got mine finally think they're starting to catch up on orders/production	[12:39]
benDos	My friend has one	[12:39]
pherricoxide	(finally)	[12:39]
benDos	Says it is terrrrrible when not plugged in	[12:39]
brycec	i'm tempted to buy two.... but maybe just 1 for now is enough benDos: not plugged in... so as a lightweight paperweight?	[12:39]
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pherricoxide	need to buy an SD card for mine.. it's in paperweight status till then	[12:40]
benDos	doesn't it have a battery?	[12:40]
brycec	no ext. power only	[12:41]
pherricoxide	(which it also doesn't come with btw)	[12:41]
brycec	either via clip-on (bypasses protection) or mini-usb port (or is it micro, i think)	[12:41]
pherricoxide	micro think I can power it off one of my phone charchers *chargers	[12:41]
brycec	Imma use my N7 charger since it can do 2A	[12:42]
piroko	I have 2 rasberry pis	[12:43]
brycec	whore...	[12:44]
piroko	1 256, 1 512	[12:44]
brycec	oh ok then	[12:44]
piroko	In fact, I'm on the 512 right now lol It's my ssh gateway/irc client	[12:44]
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brycec	Damn this looks neat https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11395	[12:47]
qbit	what the shit yes it does	[12:51]
jrick	woah	[12:52]
brycec	neat: yes, good and worth buying: not really... I don't like that it depends on their servers to do shit, and it's not a real SD card (looks like it just uses power from the pins)	[12:52]
trafficone	every time I hear C-like language, I die a little inside	[12:53]
brycec	^ You know, Javascript is a C-like language....	[12:53]
qbit	NODEALLTHETHINGS!	[12:53]
jrick	jrick is hacking go which is somewhat C like	[12:53]
brycec	or is Go hacking jrick ?	[12:54]
lteo	C-like language: public static void main(int argc, char *argv[])	[12:55]
trafficone	C is a C-like language	[12:55]
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brycec	C-like language: We use curly-braces for logic, parenthesis for grouping, and square braces for arrays	[12:57]
jrick	guys	[12:57]
brycec	Oh and support // and /**/ comments	[12:57]
jrick	I made a window with a button in gtk on windows with go	[12:57]
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lteo	jrick: how complexicated was it?	[12:57]
benDos	HAHA ANTLR YOU FUCKER YOU (1+3) should not parse as (1 then a lit int of +3	[12:57]
jrick	the program, not too bad. the build environment took like 6 hours to set up	[12:58]
trafficone	-- is the worst comment syntax devised I like my decrement unary operator, thank you!	[12:58]
jrick	brycec: mwahaha I was already -v	[12:58]
lteo	jrick: do Go programs in winders allow you to access the registry?	[12:59]
jrick	haven't tried	[12:59]
lteo	also wonder about starting something as a service	[12:59]
jrick	I just need a gui to send some stuff over uart commands for our robot and stuff	[12:59]
lteo	hawt	[13:01]
jrick	but pretty much anything should be possible with cgo	[13:02]
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benDos	Ok guys I'll be back later I put 7 hours into antlr today and am no closer to getting it to work Hoorayu	[13:06]
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lwhalen_	anyone here speak Cisco ACL?	[13:14]
zdo	lwhalen_: brycec on #devious says: Yes, I do have root. Thank you for asking.	[13:14]
lwhalen_	...wat	[13:14]
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lteo	lteo ask, "got loot?"	[13:19]
niteye	you're hot and your cold, you're yes then you're no, your in then you're out niteye sings i'm watching katy perry, part of me, that tour movie	[13:23]
brycec	lwhalen_: geez I have no idea... that !tell is so old Oct 24th 18:00 ::: lwhalen_ [~law@static-71-248-169-90.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: Got Root?] 18:00 <@brycec> !tell lwhalen_ Yes, I do have root. Thank you for asking. 18:00 >>+zdo<< brycec: I'll tell lwhalen_ next time they speak. 18:01 >>> dbtid haz r00t t00	[13:24]
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brycec	jrick: why Go vs Python?	[13:27]
jrick	because i don't know python	[13:28]
lwhalen_	ahh ok	[13:29]
dbtid	oh, and python SUCKS	[13:30]
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dbtid	srsly you have to use indentation?	[13:30]
brycec	Python is super easycakes. Seemed like it would be quicker/easier for what you've described	[13:31]
jrick	noway	[13:31]
brycec	dbtid: I do miss the option to use things like {}. The lack thereof make it less readable.	[13:32]
ribo	should use ruby runs	[13:32]
brycec	brycec chases	[13:33]
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brycec	oooh new Pushover features! qbit and anyone else that cares ^	[13:34]
qbit	:O wooo per sound!	[13:36]
brycec	this is also the first time I've received an OTA update :) (previously had just sideloaded updates)	[13:36]
qbit	:O and an ingress update!	[13:36]
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brycec	brycec is still waiting/hoping for a client API so he can receive notifications on his computers	[13:39]
kusuriya	soo got back from looking at the new place i think im going to rend **rent and it has a place that I can use to put all my "servers" :D	[13:45]
brycec	My current apt has that - It's called a "closet" :P (specifically, in the second bedroom)	[13:45]
kusuriya	this is a basement	[13:46]
brycec	ooooh ahhhhh	[13:46]
kusuriya	that has an area that is framed in it just needs to be walled and get a door for it	[13:46]
brycec	kusuriya: what happened to CO?	[13:46]
kusuriya	brycec: im still kinda looking but im not finding jobs there really they want me to actually be in CO before they will give me a glance	[13:47]
brycec	didn't you actually want to be in CO? :P ah	[13:47]
kusuriya	im indifferent to where i live honestly	[13:47]
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qbit	http://gifsound.com/?gif=http://i.imgur.com/2x9Uz.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43dE6fiTTSU&start=167	[13:56]
piroko	sigh	[13:59]
kyl	does not *python does not as long as you use it for for its specific use case	[14:01]
piroko	I have no idea what to do today	[14:01]
kyl	learn go	[14:02]
qbit	man this day just doesn't wanna end	[14:03]
kusuriya	if only there were more jobs in go :(	[14:05]
sharvey	so snow sucks it took me an hour to go home I go to the bus stop to take the 12 bus	[14:05]
mcchunkie	that's what she said!	[14:05]
sharvey	yes yes it is	[14:05]
qbit	you shuttup and gimme your shnow! sbiw snow ha phew	[14:05]
sharvey	and 2 8s come within 6 mins of each other (instead of the usual 30 min interval) so I get on the 2nd 8, and ask if like, the 12 is coming at all driver is really pissed off and is like, lady, we are so behind it is not even funny me: :( so I get off at one of the main express stops since they have signs showing when the next bus arrives apparently I had 15 mins to wait then it was like windows copy in that the wait time went up I arrived there at :47 my bus didn't arrive until :17	[14:06]
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sharvey	what the fuck luckily I had enough sense to go into a building and wait like 15 mins I was outside for another 15-20 mins my toes were so cold	[14:07]
qbit	how much snow is there?	[14:08]
sharvey	only like an inch	[14:08]
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sharvey	but it's -4C and the snow is sticking and it was still snowing, and the middle of the day, so no snow plows everyone is going really really slow	[14:08]
qbit	yeah	[14:09]
sharvey	worst part, cold enough that the snow is starting to melt due to cars, and freeze on teh roads because cars avoid more than one lane	[14:10]
piroko	sharvey: It's 60 degrees here	[14:11]
sharvey	:( it's probably like, 22F here? .weather n2l3g1	[14:11]
BryceBot	Special Weather Statement in effect from until : Special Weather Statement issued by Environment Canada at 3:44 PM ESTFriday 30 November 2012.---------------------------------------------------------------------Special Weather Statement for:=new= City of Toronto=new= City of Hamilton=new= Halton -... Kitchener, Ontario: Light Snow ❄ 22°F (-5°C), Humidity: 100%, Wind: From the South at 9.6 MPH, Pressure: 30.36inHg (1028mb) and falling, Dewpoint: 22°F (-6°C), Feels like 12°F (-11°C), Visibility: 6Mi (9km), UV index: 0, Rainfall today: 0.07in (2mm), Sunrise 07:34, Sunset: 16:47, Lunar phase: Waning gibbous Friday: Chance of Snow 30°F/28°F (-1°C/-2°C) \| Saturday: Chance of Snow 39°F/41°F (4°C/5°C) \| Sunday: Rain 52°F/39°F (11°C/4°C) \| Monday: Chance of Rain 52°F/50°F (11°C/10°C) The average high for this date is 37°F (2°C), and the average low is 27°F (-2°C)	[14:12]
sharvey	we have a special weather statement? woah the fuck it's going to be warm on monday?	[14:12]
qbit	whoa	[14:13]
sharvey	fuck you canada weather also sunday apparently	[14:13]
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lteo	darn i'm not sure if i'll survive if i ever visit canada in winter ;)	[14:23]
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lwhalen_	http://www.standalone-sysadmin.com/blog/2012/11/well-this-is-embarrassing/	[14:43]
qbit	heh	[14:44]
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qbit	TIMESPEC_TO_TIMEVAL WHERE YOU COME FROM?!	[14:59]
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qbit	http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M50wnj5Se4g	[15:06]
BryceBot	YouTube Comedy: "how to eat a corn in 10 seconds" by MiniChocolatMawwi (23s), 199,233 views, 1,340 likes and 63 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-27T01:50:23.000Z.	[15:06]
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qbit	whoa awesome sprunge.us link http://sprunge.us/LINK i win http://i.imgur.com/DYGNe.jpg yes	[15:28]
kusuriya	yes haha love this new landlord "Well I dont have the key to the padlock on the back door of the garage, i suppose if you have a dremel you could make short work of it when you move in. honestly this was my pearents old house so if you find any old rusty padlocks that we dont have keys to dremel that fucker"	[15:36]
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brycec	lol @ lwhalen's link. I never realized people screwed that up	[15:51]
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brycec	qbit: I don't get it... how do popsicles = scars? btw qbit I win http://sprunge.us/COCK	[15:57]
trafficone	I'm afraid what I'll find...	[15:58]
brycec	it's SFW	[15:58]
qbit	brycec: did you really get that one? or did you go to it? cuz i legit got LINK	[15:59]
brycec	i went to it, was guessing at 'em fine... you win	[15:59]
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qbit	o/	[15:59]
brycec	o/	[15:59]
qbit	mosh Y U REDEFINE htobe64!	[16:00]
brycec	because YOURMOM IS BIG ENDIAN	[16:01]
benDos	benDos is ambiendian	[16:01]
qbit	tell openbsd how to be ambiendian with mosh kthx	[16:02]
benDos	You mean ruby? But yeah	[16:02]
qbit	also - if you have ever eaten that quantity of those popsicles .. you will know the terror that is the plastic	[16:02]
benDos	the frozen hfcs?	[16:02]
brycec	I've got a whole big box of 'em qbit. The question is... Why are you eating the plastic?	[16:02]
benDos	I used to keep a box on the window still outside my dorm	[16:03]
brycec	benDos: and they stayed frozen there? :p	[16:03]
kyl	brycec: because it's tasty?	[16:03]
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benDos	Yup	[16:03]
brycec	man NY is cooold	[16:03]
qbit	cuz you end up playing xbox with the plastic hanging out of your mouth whilst sucking the delish juice out of it	[16:04]
benDos	brycec, http://binged.it/Qw6sfv	[16:04]
BryceBot	http://binged.it/Qw6sfv -> http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&cp=42.945453~-77.176563&lvl=6&dir=0&sty=b&where1=Oswego, NY&form=LMLTCC	[16:04]
qbit	then.. your touhg snags	[16:04]
benDos	I'm up north My dorm at the time was about 40 ft from lake ontario	[16:04]
brycec	TIL qbit fails at popsicles	[16:05]
benDos	Yeah	[16:05]
qbit	brycec: are yours otter pops?	[16:08]
brycec	i think so 90% certain they're Otter brand	[16:10]
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qbit	kyl: http://rubyjs.org/	[16:27]
benDos	lols	[16:28]
qbit	benDos: click buy! :D that made me lololol	[16:28]
benDos	i have been they even include rubyjs on their page so you can try it by opening your console that is cool tbh If you have a site for a programming language implement it in js and let me try your language in my console	[16:29]
qbit	yeah but buying a license? sobad	[16:30]
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mcchunkie	New sets for macppc!	[16:33]
kusuriya	:o http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/11/how-four-microsoft-engineers-proved-copy-protection-would-fail/ lol	[16:44]
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revberaldo	so, about the retina displays we were talking about yesterday� http://apple.slashdot.org/story/12/11/30/2010203/ask-slashdot-good-linux-desktop-environment-for-hi-defretina-displays brb	[18:56]
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revberaldo	hello	[19:03]
sharvey	hello	[19:05]
revberaldo	I just noticed that we have some old keys in our keyboards Pause, for instance.	[19:05]
kyl	ohai pause is useful scroll lock too, for those systems that support it	[19:06]
revberaldo	sysrq is supposed to be pretty useful too, but sometimes Linux crash so badly it won't accept my commands scroll lock haha I suppose this is similar to c-s in bash, right?	[19:07]
brycec	no... scroll lock is how you scroll back/up/down on BSD terminals like shift+pgup/dn on lunix	[19:08]
sharvey	we use sysrq all the time in the csc office in fact, we paste it on the top of the monitors because X fucks up too often	[19:09]
brycec	r-e-i-s-u-b :P	[19:09]
revberaldo	interesting, brycec	[19:09]
brycec	<3 sysrq	[19:09]
revberaldo	yeah busier haehuhae maybe I was pressing the wrong combination wikipedia says it's only alt+sysrq+stuff	[19:09]
brycec	says _what_ is only alt+sysrq etc?	[19:10]
revberaldo	invoking the sequences for example, alt+sysrq+b to reboot	[19:10]
brycec	right. Did someone say otherwise?	[19:11]
revberaldo	I thought it was otherwise. I learned about it a long time ago. I thought shift was needed too.	[19:12]
trafficone	evening gents	[19:26]
	evening, gents rather	[19:34]
brycec	s/$dan //	[19:35]
lazylopez_	rather	[19:35]
brycec	damnit I fail mmmm 6-disk zpool, 2TB each sooo fast and sooo much raw storage can't wait to move my current NAS' drives over, 10x 2TB drives mwuhahaha	[19:35]
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_jb	2TB drives are reliable now? thanks for the reminder, i need a small NAS type thing for home.	[20:17]
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brycec	I've been running a 4x Hitachi 2TB drives for a few years now without a hiccup (knock on wood) In fact, I haven't heard anything about unreliable 2TB drives	[20:22]
_jb	i work for a very conservative ops org we hammer the living hell out of drives. our fail rate for drives is about 5 to 7 a week, on average admittedly, that's about 1-2% per month. but, still higher than i want using pretty standard 250GB ESATA drives. the HDFS cluster has 1TB drives as standard. I lose about 2 every year over the entire cluster. cluster is pretty small. 14 individual machines. so, yeah, i ask out of curiosity :)	[20:24]
brycec	well this NAS is doing geom_raid5 and has been on and running pretty much nonstop for at least 3 years continuous. Maybe not hammered, but no rest just the same.	[20:28]
qbit	raspbmc is the least stable thing i have ever used	[20:30]
brycec	lol brycec ordered a RPi today, w00t	[20:30]
qbit	nice don't run raspbmc	[20:30]
trafficone	lol	[20:31]
brycec	b-b-b-but... I want to	[20:31]
trafficone	RPi popping up all over	[20:31]
qbit	it's like "ima forget your settings! - ALL THE DAMN TIME!"	[20:31]
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brycec	qbit: problems solved http://bendyworks.com/geekville/lab_projects/2012/11/getting-plan-9-running-on-the-raspberry-pi also for kyl ^ if he ever gets an RPi	[20:39]
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trafficone	@rms	[20:54]
BryceBot	Richard Stallman says: People so often think that they can go East by heading North — but such schemes are much less reliable than they think. Most of the time, if you head North, you wind up somewhere more or less to the North, whether you wanted to or not.	[20:54]
trafficone	@tdr	[20:55]
BryceBot	Theo de Raadt says: the kernel is a harsh mistress	[20:55]
brycec	@vin	[20:57]
BryceBot	The movie "Angels in the Outfield" was loosely based on the colonoscopy that Vin Diesel underwent as a child.	[20:57]
brycec	D:	[20:57]
kyl	waste of money if you ask me :o	[20:58]
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brycec	Moar benchmarks! http://sprunge.us/HDXb	[21:21]
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mcchunkie	New packages for amd64!	[23:33]
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