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SirSkidmore: morning
dbtid: greetings
an early start for you, eh?
SirSkidmore: It's 8am here
just got to work
dbtid: it's 8am here to
*too
i'm going to go and get ready for work
bbl
SirSkidmore: dbtid: I work from 8am to 5pm
there was a line for coffee just now, I was second in line, and there were probably about 6 people
the guy getting coffee in front of me completely drained it, turned around, saw everyone waiting, shrugged, and left
>.>
jorey: hi.
SirSkidmore: hey jorey
jorey: SirSkidmore: pretty sure killing him in this case would have been considered self defense
SirSkidmore: it takes all of 30 seconds to start a new pot
jorey: yeah, but still.
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SirSkidmore: CosmiCruz: o/
jorey: I know, I was saying that as "it takes 30 seconds, why would he not start it?"
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jorey: ah, heh
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kusuriya: SirSkidmore: wait wait wait you saw some one violate office coffee ettiquite and didnt immidiately disembowl him?
SirSkidmore: kusuriya: it happens all the time too
constantly
there's never any coffee
-: kusuriya gets out his vietnam vintage marine kabar and hands it to SirSkidmore
kusuriya: you know what to do
stem to stern
SirSkidmore: dang. I meant to bring the Seasoned Schemer with me to work today
kusuriya: you dont need to scheme
just walk up and say "I saw you didnt bother to start another pot of coffee"
and when they srug it off you plunge the knife into their abdomen just below their sternum and drag down toward their belt
problem solved!
SirSkidmore: yeah... okay :D
kusuriya: pro tip: dont actually do that
nor gut punch them
SirSkidmore: kusuriya: gee, thanks
jorey: it's totally okay to carry a gun under a jacket and after they shrug it off pull the jacket back revealing the gun, right?
and then just say "i'd really appreciate it if you started a new pot the next time you empty one."
kusuriya: no you cant reveal it
you have to draw and shoot
the law gets iffy if you just start flashing a piece around
jorey: heh
kusuriya: so just fire a warning shot
SirSkidmore: bah, my allergies are just killing me
kusuriya: maybe shoot apart his cup of coffee
jorey: SirSkidmore: or just do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK332QsfYRc
BryceBot: YouTube Film: "Falling Down - Fast Food debacle HD" by VAR1UM (4m 29s), 151,695 views, 556 likes and 12 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-03-13T20:51:36.000Z.
kusuriya: you know I almost want to take up black smithing and make links sword and shield
jorey: which?
:p
but yes, that'd be awesome. go for it.
kusuriya: the doku one
from the N64
its the most iconic for some reason
SirSkidmore: kusuriya: there's a legitimate blacksmith who lives just outside of my town
he's kind of odd
kusuriya: when I get a house im going to put a workshop out in the back yard
and part of it I think will have a small forge
jorey: i talked to like 3 different blacksmiths when i was a kid and watched them do stuff. fascinated me back then.
mianosm: http://yager.io/programming/go.html
kusuriya: it still facinates me some
Ill also have a welder and some other metal smithing tools
make my own cases and shit
jorey: i'm really interested in straight razors
(i actually own 2)
mianosm: Guy likes Go, feels that it is not bad; but that it is also not good.
jorey: but i'd love to watch someone manufacture them
kusuriya: jorey: ive shaved with them off and on since 2006
jorey: same
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jorey: one of them is a wade and butcher from the 19th century
the other one a modern dovo
kusuriya: right now im using a saftey razor because my wifey cant seem to grasp the concept that you cant try to slip behind me when I use one
jorey: i'm not shaving at all atm :p
SirSkidmore: I don't ever clean shave, so have no use for a straight razor haha
kusuriya: i dont shave often
and I always keep my goatee though
SirSkidmore: phone upgrade next week... so ready to get rid of the S3
jorey: i don't shave right now, but i usually only trim my beard down to stubble. but i need to have the razors taken care off anyways (they got slightly damaged when moving like 2-3 years ago) and i may pick it up again once i did that
-: SirSkidmore should start looking into phones
SirSkidmore: I was thinking the Lg G3
jorey: mianosm: so he's like "well, it sucks, but it sucks less than anything else"?
kusuriya: thats not too bad the N5 is also a good choice
SirSkidmore: look at the OPPO N1 also
http://en.oppo.com/products/n1/
http://oneplus.net/ is also cool but they are in the middle of a false scarcity campeign were you have to promote them to get an invite to spend the cash on their phone
jrick: hey guys go isn't a good language http://yager.io/programming/go.html
jorey: jrick: that was linked exactly 10 minutes ago alrteady.
jrick: haha
making the rounds
jorey: s/(?<=r)t//
BryceBot: <jorey> jrick: that was linked exactly 10 minutes ago already.
SirSkidmore: kusuriya: the where to buy page doesn't show any locations
kusuriya: SirSkidmore: its mostly buy online from them for the oppo
the One Plus One you need to get an invite or wait until the stop this rediculas marketing campeign that requires an invite
SirSkidmore: it's pretty neat
does it work on Verizon, I wonder?
probably not
kusuriya: I dont think they have a CDMA version yet
just GSM
SirSkidmore: yeah
kusuriya: the OPPO might id have to find the store to buy it again
SirSkidmore: I'm stuck on Verizon because my family pays for half of my phone bill.
kusuriya: hm oppo broke their page
SirSkidmore: is there something newer and better than the G3 coming out soon that I should wait for?
kusuriya: id casually shop right now
the Google android L stuff is on the near horizon
maybe holiday time
SirSkidmore: I just don't want to buy the G3 and then have something better come out within a month or two
kusuriya: yeah
SirSkidmore: but at the same time I don't know if the my S3 will last
kusuriya: now is about the time you should see the hype for the new stuff comming out
so start your research now youll get a good idea if you should wait or not
SirSkidmore: the screen is shattered at the top, the camera is sometimes iffy, the power button is broken
dbtid: greetings again
SirSkidmore: O'Reilly just emailed me to let me know that MAstering RegEx is on sale for 50% off
it's like they know I'm bad or something
ampharos: http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1404100049559.jpg
zod000_: lol ampharos
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SirSkidmore: zod000: o/
zod000: i wish real news stories were written like that
o
dbtid: zod000: o/
zod000: o
ampharos: the best line of that "article" was "Antiochus III made the classic strategic mistake of not doing a single intelligent thing"
i think I will have to use a version of that for people in meetings
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qbit: halla
jorey: yo
-: snk returns from vacation
SirSkidmore: hey qbit
and snk
snk: halla
qbit: snk: nice! go anywhere fun?
hi SirSkidmore :D
snk: went to SC, south of myrtle beach
hung out on the bach
*beach
ate some alligator meat
CosmiCruz: qbit!!!! <3
zod000: welcome back snk
CosmiCruz: zod000!!! <3
zod000: snk: gator meat is good
CosmiCruz: snk!!! <3
mr SirSkidmore!!! o/
qbit: CosmiCruz: sup mang
SirSkidmore: qbit: how are you?
qbit: snk: nice
SirSkidmore: hey CosmiCruz!
qbit: i dislike alligator meat
mcchunkie: heuheuhuheuheuhe
zod000: my local place on the beach used to serve gator burgers (was actually a gator 'steak' on bread)
was excellent
qbit: SirSkidmore: good! yourself?
snk: zod000: yes it is. was my first time... I'd say that it was kind of a cross between scallops and chicken
SirSkidmore: pretty okay!
just working this week for four days!
zod000: snk: hmm interesting description, not too far off i guess
SirSkidmore: Have a concert a week from Saturday that I'm super pumped for
qbit: ohyeah! 4 day week! o/
CosmiCruz: how's everybody doing?
qbit: snk: for me it was like pond mixed with meat texture
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SirSkidmore: CosmiCruz: pretty good!
tired
zod000: hey ergodoxers, check this out http://imgur.com/a/sGIwG
-: SirSkidmore is not an erodoxer, clicks link anyway :O
SirSkidmore: that's pretty neat
zod000: if it wasn't come shady geekhack.com paypal deal, I might be interested
i was hoping it was from an actual shop online
kusuriya: hmm the one+ones invite system is starting to backfire
dvl_: I never checked, does the server have IMAP?
kusuriya: and the company is starting to get worried, their mods are deleting threads complaining about the invite system :D
zod000: kusuriya: whcih of course will make it worse
doing it invite only is dumb unless you are google or apple and can pull off hype right
CosmiCruz: kusuriya: TO THE CLOUD!!!
BryceBot: TO THE CLOUD!!!
CosmiCruz: o/
kusuriya: yeah their issue is they just dont have the supply and have been very slow on getting it out
in the end people are just going after the OPPO find 7 which has a better camera and screen
zod000: oppo has been on a roll lately trying to get into the high end
they just released a $1K set of headphones
they are very nice, but wouldn't be my first choice at that price
called the Oppo pm-1 if you want to ogle
kusuriya: ive been ogleing
zod000: pm == planar magnetic
kusuriya: but ive also been eyeballing the new consumer cans MTX audio put out
zod000: at that price, I think I'd get audeze or hifiman models, but they are nice looking
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zod000: kusuriya: aren't they beats looking?
kusuriya: one set of them
qbit: zod000: that's awesome
need a case like that
also wonder what casecase the dox is in
kusuriya: http://www.mtx.com/headphones?specs=299
qbit: guess it's just the clear one
kusuriya: I have a beta set of them that look entirely different
but I cant really post pics because it would proably get my buddy fired
mianosm: SirSkidmore: is there a link?
SirSkidmore: mianosm: to what?
mianosm: found it: http://shop.oreilly.com/product/9780596528126.do?code=DEAL
kusuriya: but MTX audio also has the license for margaritaville
SirSkidmore: ohhh
haha
kusuriya: http://www.mtx.com/margaritaville-audio-mix1-lime-on-ear-headphones-lime-green
SirSkidmore: mianosm: I can't believe the books they have on that list are thier bestsellers
they seem kind of random
mianosm: its weird, the "You can also save 50% on these bonus bestsellers:
links to their normally priced books...
SirSkidmore: mianosm: add to cart
it applies the deal automatically
kusuriya: ^
mianosm: ah
discount code: DEAL
kusuriya: then some times you can pile cupons on top of that
mianosm: its a mobi
:(
kusuriya: if you go into your user panel they also have PDF
and EPUB
usually
snk: qbit: did you see the potato keycap on massdrop?
kusuriya: :D
mianosm: https://www.massdrop.com/buy/brick-keycap
qbit: snk: yeah
made me lol
SirSkidmore: mianosm: they have PDFs for all of them
I wish you could get a discount on the eBook + print too, rather than just the ebook
for as much as I love eBooks, I love print books way more
because book shelves are cool
mianosm: I've started donating all of my print books to work/local library.
SirSkidmore: mianosm: I just overall prefer print books
minus the fact that you can't ctrl-F them
kusuriya: man you know what I wish google play or some one would do right is have a discovery station based on the artists I have liked in in the past through their service
I want to discover new music not keep listening to the same stuff
-: SirSkidmore just went to the coffee pot, killed it, and then STARTED A NEW ONE
CosmiCruz: SirSkidmore: o/
SirSkidmore: o
-: kusuriya pats SirSkidmore on the back and starts a commotion of congratulations
zod000: kusuriya: beats-a-likes with jimmy buffet branding are basically the audio antichrist
kusuriya: zod000: they are better than beats but yeah id agree
zod000: kusuriya: there are some really good cans on massdrop right now in that price range
SirSkidmore: wow the old guy a few cubicles over has dropped like 5 f-bombs in 10 seconds
zod000: both the dt-770 80ohm and the akg q701
kusuriya: like my buddy told me when I said they were just beats clones he went "Yeah they are beats clones if like you care about bass and the rest of the audio spectrum"
I dont have the cash right now the big thing I like about thoose is they come with a cord that has a mic in it for a headset
zod000: kusuriya: there are some truly decent headphones that cloned the beats looks, but i personally dislike the styling
kusuriya: but thats not strictly needed
zod000: kusuriya: the yamaha and denon models are really good
people refer to those Denons as "beats my Dr Denon"
kusuriya: yeah one of these pay days I may try to find some behind the head cans
zod000: s/my/by/
BryceBot: <zod000> people refer to those Denons as "beats by Dr Denon"
kusuriya: I cant stand the over the head cans they pinch the fuck out of my head
SirSkidmore: zod000: the "LOOK HOW COOL I LOOK" style?
zod000: kusuriya: hey headphones that don't do that then
SirSkidmore: granted, I guess that's the point of most styles
kusuriya: zod000: yep thats my plan
zod000: kusuriya: the beyer dt-880 premiums are super gentle
also my favorite set of headphones
kusuriya: zod000: dont know if youve ever seen my head but its huge :P
zod000: the new audiotechnica ath-ad900x line are supposedly much less "clampy"
kusuriya: i could put mine on a watermelon, they have a really nice metal band that is super flexible
kusuriya: are the open back?
SirSkidmore: oh man.
zod000: semi-open
SirSkidmore: You guys will love this: http://www.jstorimer.com/blogs/workingwithcode/7766107-a-unix-shell-in-ruby
kusuriya: SirSkidmore: I like my shell to be fast :P
zod000: if some one was talking at me and I stopped the music is it easy enough to hear people
zod000: kusuriya: they are on massdrop right now actually https://www.massdrop.com/buy/beyerdynamic-dt880-premium/?mode=guest_open
the dt-770 are closed, dt-880 are smi-open, and the dt-990 are full open
kusuriya: because right now im just using them for voip and music at work
my lady gets super pissy if I game with headphones on because i cant hear her
and she had a man previous to me that used that and wow to ignore her
zod000: kusuriya: mine did too, one of the reasons i went with semi-open
snk: kusuriya: just look at her right in the eyes and nod when she's talking to you
zod000: like my wife would yell for me from my office door and i couldn't hear her
kusuriya: ive actually showed her what to do if im wearing cans and she needs to talk to me
snk: that'll get you a few months before she catches on
kusuriya: she gets on gmail and hits me up on gtalk
zod000: snk++
snk: mine would catch on quick and get me to "agree" to things
snk: hah
kusuriya: zod000++
SirSkidmore: kusuriya: yeah, my parents actually in high school wouldn't let me wear a headset
zod000: "but you said i could go purse shopping"
snk: "zod000 would you like to have two more babies and three puppies?"
SirSkidmore: because it annoyed them so much that I wouldn't hear them if they called my name
zod000: snk: lol no way, besides, she is more done with babies than i am
and i am so done
kusuriya: my parents tried that SirSkidmore then they got tired of hearing metal, nerdcore, and electronica 24x3 for the weekends
snk: kyl: bro Go is not good did you know that http://yager.io/programming/go.html
kusuriya: they also once tried to ground me from the computer
zod000: SirSkidmore: open headphones make it a nonissue unless you are blasting the volume
kusuriya: and when it broke I looked them right in the eyes and said "youre punishing me remember you said I cant touch the computer
"
they reversed that PDQ
SirSkidmore: zod000: I use Steel Series Siberia v2 at home
kusuriya: for my parents it was opera
lol
kusuriya: I learned how to get my way for some things
SirSkidmore: or shit like Tuvan throat singing
mcchunkie: PHRASING, BOOM!
zod000: SirSkidmore: i have the v1, never wear them now than i have used nicer headphones, they are so uncomofrtable and muddy sounding
kusuriya: and it was mostly showing my parents I was being curteous until they made me be discurtious
SirSkidmore: zod000: I have the USB ones, and the v2s are way more comfortable
kusuriya: but yeah i may beable tog et away with cans
now that ive taught my lady to hit me up on gtalk if she needs me and im wearing cans
SirSkidmore: zod000: the USB pair have a sound card and the difference is pretty drastic
zod000: SirSkidmore: i tried them at the store, didn't seem much different. if you ever get a chance, try out the audio-technica line. that is what the siberia are copying
the ath-AD series specifically
SirSkidmore: zod000: I was thinking about buying a pair of ath-AD700s or whatever
but I don't know if I'll have the money
zod000: the ath-ad700 or ath-ad900 are considered some of the best gaming headphones you can get
because they excel at positioning
kusuriya: i dont know if I want to spend the cash on the over the head cans though
SirSkidmore: zod000: you recommended the ad700s to me
kusuriya: just incase they are too tight or start digging into my scalp
zod000: oh, well, i agree with myself then
:D
SirSkidmore: zod000: but that means I would also need to buy a mic
which is more money
kusuriya: SirSkidmore: does your computer include a mic?
SirSkidmore: kusuriya: no
zod000: zalman mic is like $8 and was better than the mic on my headsets prior
kusuriya: well then suck
SirSkidmore: zod000: ah
zod000: still using it now
just clips on the cord
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zod000: SirSkidmore: i was using the siberia v1 mic before, it also clipped on the cord. they added the built in one for the v2
kusuriya: i may use that addon mic you suggested
zod000: the siberia mic was $20 and was inferior to the zalman in every way
kusuriya: I just have to find the book mark
zod000: modmic?
kusuriya: yep
zod000: those are very nice
i should get one
but i am cheap
SirSkidmore: zod000: still, I'll think about it
mianosm: kusuriya: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ap/google-play-recommends - doesn't work for you?
SirSkidmore: since I'll have roommates next year who probably don't enjoy Tuvan throat singing as much as I do
zod000: SirSkidmore: the zalman mic is so damned cheap i have considered buying extra just in case
i don't even see how they are profitable
kusuriya: https://www.massdrop.com/vote/modmic-40
vote go go go
zod000: ooh
kusuriya: mianosm: it gives me several stations
but i want one station that spans all my interests
so like I want it to play some deadmau5 then kick over and play some iron maiden
a true random
mianosm: ah
kusuriya: sort of like what old music radio used to be before it became all genere music
mianosm: whenever I do "feeling Lucky" or instance mixes, I feel like it does that to me anyway...I'll want a Flux Pavillion mix...and then 12 songs into it I get the Ramones...wtf - contrast pieces I call them.
kusuriya: it doesnt it chooses a random song youve liked and does radio on that
so some times its a hit
some times its like it was this morning where it was all lullibies after I woke up and was driving in the dark
that is a terrible music selection for first thing in the AM
have I mentioned I like the new layout for duck duck go
zod000: how well do your bayers travel?
just like to work and back
zod000: kusuriya: well they are solid and tough, but i work from home now so they don't actually travel. also, i have the 600ohm model, so they really don't shine without an amp
kusuriya: yeah im already debating an amp and the O2 from JDSLabs does travel well
zod000: they make a lowe ohm model, but i saw no reason to get it
the o2 was SPECIFICALLY made to power my headphones and the sennhesier hd600 well
kusuriya: but the more I add the more complex things get with LYNC
zod000: i got the magni+modi as i don't need it to travel, but the o2+odac is really nice
kusuriya: I may have to find a DAC+AMP that has a headphone on it
zod000: kusuriya: it shouldn't, just shows up as a soundcard
auto installs, there is no driver needed for windows 7 or 8
kusuriya: zod000: think about it this way, ill have a soundcard for output, a sound card that is built into the system, then a sound card for the mic
lync some times has issues with a single dac figuring out what device it should use
if I have 3...
zod000: i roll that way now honestly
isn't an issue after you set it
kusuriya: i have consistent issues with just 2 cards
i may do it anyway
but I just hate lync
zenmower: zod000: remind me i guess i need to get us cash before we go to pay for the actual conference
also hookers and booze
dbtid: zenmower: mrs zod000 won't like the hookers part, i'd be willing to wager
zenmower: thats why you pay in cash and don
't take receipts
kusuriya: i guess if i found a case for the head phones
dbtid: you know hookers who give receipts??
kusuriya: like a small pellican case
zod000: zenmower: haha ok i'll remind you
dbtid: the question is, where do they hide the printer
zenmower: google music's recommendations leave a lot to be desired
zod000: zenmower: i concur
zenmower: you would think they would be better at that
zod000: zenmower: see also, google play search
zenmower: i still have 5 days on my free month
yeah
that shit sucks too
zod000: why is it so weak, search is that fucking thing
kusuriya: i did ok with the 2007r2 communicator version, no idea how the new version may have messed it up
kusuriya: i just set my dac as the default output device in windows and the mic soundcard as the default input. that works for 99% of things
omg i just found an old cd i ripped at 96kbps
must have been a typo, why would i ever do that
qbit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwfLgXJpQd0
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qbit: amazing
kusuriya: zod000: the new versions of lync are 094274089759801236901824235719801561290341398571297673891213841235132^inf times worse than OCS2007R2
zod000: kusuriya: ug, my condolences
kusuriya: the newest version if you even try to copy and paste HAHAHAHAHAH no
you get like 3/4th of the convo and none of it was the part you wanted
and all you did was highlight a single line
dbtid: i'm bummed about my music
zod000: dbtid: why?
zenmower: i am going to have to go back to the damned dentist
dbtid: i have a bunch of stuff i ripped to ogg
zod000: zenmower: :(
dbtid: iphone doesn't take ogg
kusuriya: :(
dbtid: so when i converted it to mp3, it SUCKED
zod000: dbtid: iphone--
dbtid: transcoding sucks
dbtid: so i gotta go find all the CD's
zenmower: i had an i phone for like
dbtid: yes, it does
zenmower: 1 day
that shit had to go
dbtid: well, i don't use my iphone mostly for music
zenmower: too small
the finger print reader worked better
but thats about it
zod000: i use my phone for music in the car all the time
kusuriya: ^
zenmower: ^
dbtid: oh, i do use it for music
but not most of the time
zod000: well i use my pc more
even in the house i stream it to whatever device from my pc
zenmower: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.hstanaland.cartunes&hl=en
zod000: but in the car it is all phone
dbtid: i'm getting a new iphone today
zod000: zenmower: i have controls on my steering wheel
but thanskl
dbtid: my current one has this odd behavior with the digitizer now and then
very frustrating
zenmower: you bastard
-: zenmower has an old ass car
zenmower: 2001 honda
ftw
kusuriya: i have a 2011 ford ranger
zod000: zenmower: i have a 2013 elantra
kusuriya: that just has a line cable into the head unit
zod000: i got it because of the awesome gad mileage
doesn't make a lot of sense now
heh
s/gad/gas/
BryceBot: <zod000> i got it because of the awesome gas mileage
zod000: i mean, i like that i fill up once every 2-3 weeks
zenmower: i drive all my cars into the ground
dbtid: zenmower: i have a '97 Camry POS
i'd love to have a 2001 Honda, comparitively
zenmower: haha
zod000: zenmower: i have numerous things that were going. getting a new car avoided 1.5k-2k of repairs
dbtid: i fucking hate toyoats
zod000: it was tine
time
dbtid: toyotas
zenmower: yeah
zod000: dbtid: my wife loved her camry
zenmower: my wifes car is a toyota
CosmiCruz: zenmower!!! how have you been?
bcallah: s/s car //
BryceBot: <zenmower> my wifeis a toyota
zod000: it was nice until some old suv tried to kill me while i was stopped at a traffic light
dbtid: zod000: my parents love theirs
zod000: then it was more like half a camry
dbtid: but i think they're put together like crap
bcallah: sup deviants
zod000: hola bcallah
zenmower: hello
dbtid: til bcallah is mexican
zenmower: erryboy
zod000: dbtid: their old models would drive forever
zenmower: body
SirSkidmore: bcallah: o/
zod000: like their old light duty trucks
i always saw them with like 300k miles on them
zenmower: i wouldnt mind having one of their trucks
i have to find a truck
4x4
since i think imma buy the farm house
and will need it to get out the damn driveway
zod000: dbtid: maybe i am mexican!
-: zod000 isn't
dbtid: zod000: maybe you are! secretly!
zod000: i am on the inside
i love tacos
dbtid: did you go to that cuban plastic surgeon?
what kind of tacos do you like?
zenmower: mmmm tacos
dbtid: no, scratch that
forget i asked
zenmower: i am pissed our mexican restaurant closed
zod000: dbtid: i see where you were going there
dbtid: zenmower: you lost your taco bell?
zenmower: noi
no
dbtid: zod000: no disrespect intended
zenmower: some damn mexican place near work
dbtid: lost my brain for a second
zenmower: with good tacos
and burritos and shit
zod000: zenmower: that's a bummer, good mexican restaurants are hard to come by
dbtid: we have a chain up here called Vaqueros
i swear, you order your food and 5 minutes later it's on your table
hot and good
zenmower: all of them are like that
dbtid: well, we have another one that's good, but not fast
we wait forever to get our food
zod000: there is a "california style" mexican restaurant near me that is quite excellent. they also get draft beer from the local breweries
dbtid: we don't eat there as much
zod000: they got popular though, so most of the time it is too busy to go there
dbtid: wtf is california style mexican? they're all undocumented? i thought they were, anyway.
zod000: good for them, bad for me
dbtid: haha
dbtid: :-)
i was so glad Mexico lost to the Netherlands this weekend
yrmt_: they didn't
zod000: dbtid: no, like they make the salsa different and are far from "authentic", but still quite good
surfboard decor
etc
dbtid: fucking Mexicans have been firing on our border patrol agents.
ahhh salses.
yrmt_: mexico played much better
dbtid: *salsas.
zod000: it was one incident, AZ border patrol looks shady, they probably though they were drug runners anyway
dbtid: only one??
zod000: the helicopter one
dbtid: that's enough for me anyway
zod000: thought that is what you mean
-: dbtid <3 Major League.
zod000: i have watched that movie is longer than SirSkidmore has been alive
s/is/in/
BryceBot: <zod000> i have watched that movie in longer than SirSkidmore has been alive
dbtid: it's one of my favorites
for some reason, i like baseball movies
zod000: i dislike "field of dreams'
dbtid: Bull Durham, Major League, Field of Dreams...
zod000: if random dudes came out of my corn field, i'd shoot them
dbtid: the one where Dennis Quaid played the pitcher
name i can't remember
for the Rangers
zod000: oh and i REALLY h9 Major League
dbtid: wat?
zod000: it is like a high concentration of actors/actress i dislike
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dbtid: you don't like the owner chick?
zod000: oh wait
nm
dbtid: i like the dude who plays the coach
zod000: i was thinking "a league of their own"
fuck that movie
dbtid: oh no that one sucks
zod000: major league is fine
dbtid: the voodoo guy (cerrano) is a scream
"hats for bats... keep bats warm"
and his little buddy Jo-Bu
zod000: you clearly remember more about that movie than I
dbtid: i watched it last night :)
it's on netflix now
zod000: ah lol
i last watched it when it was new
dbtid: hah
oh and wesley snipes as willie mays hayes
zod000: my dad kept one of blockbuster's first copies and paid the $99 for it
he was fanatical like that
dbtid: whoa
zod000: the inital copies were always $99 until they officially went on sale
dbtid: dayum
crazy
zod000: he also did that for dances with wolves and gladiator
crazy dad is crazy
dbtid: never saw DWW
zod000: it is full of way too much kevin costner
dbtid: heh
well i like kevin costner for the most part
zod000: watch DWW and Water World, then talk to me
dbtid: i saw water world and actually liked it :)
so sue me :)
-: zod000 calls his lawyer
qbit: dww?
zod000: qbit: dances with wolves
qbit: oh lol
dbtid: qbit: o/
zod000: dbtid made up that acronym, i was just running with it because lazy
dbtid: lazy too
qbit: anyone watched eskanaba in da moonlight?
dbtid: o
zod000: qbit: no idea wtf that is
so no
dbtid: meeither
zenmower: lol
i might buy this for no reason
dbtid: nospaces2daybciblazy
zenmower: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=de.pfitzinger.rec&hl=en
it looks cool
zod000: zenmower: it does look cool
zenmower: alas i have no one to interview
zod000: my phone rom has a nice "quick record" button on the settings shade. i find it made all other apps not needed
dbtid: zod000: oh, and there's a scene in ML where one of the guys brings out his contract to prove a point with the coach, and the coach takes the contract and pisses on it
zod000: still, this app looks cool
qbit: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180679/
dbtid: perfect
qbit: great movie :D
BryceBot: IMDB: "Escanaba in da Moonlight (2001)"
zenmower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmwqnqL3Hbg
BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "Isn't that Special" by Dad Sixtyone (6s), 231,510 views, 278 likes and 16 dislikes. Uploaded 2010-01-12T15:49:40.000Z.
zenmower: damn my tooth hurts
DAMN THIS BUTCHER DENTIST
zod000: qbit: i <3 jeff danials, but i don't think that movie will be for me
dbtid: zenmower: put a string on it and tie it to the door handle AND QUIT YOUR FUCKING COMPLAINING already
zod000: zenmower: sorry man, i h9 going to the dentist
zenmower: ME TOO
dbtid: fukk u
zod000: expensive, painful, and boring
dbtid: zenmower: your wish
zod000: worst of all worlds
dbtid: zenmower: ain't gonna happen
kusuriya: dear god im doing this next license picture I have to take
zenmower: dbtid: I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH
kusuriya: http://imgur.com/gallery/RyZViIf
zod000: zenmower: you are making me worry about vegas
haha
mordac_: good morning
zod000: good mordac mornind_
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SirSkidmore: kusuriya: of course that's Indiana >.>
mordac: zod000 is having a seizure, quick someone get a camera
qbit: zod000: pfff
zod000: mordac: my father-in-law has seizures, they are less fun that you'd expect
dbtid: zod000: you should be worried
mordac: zod000: way to kill my joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWCy3AU88c8
BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "South Park - Don't say that Mike ! it was funny" by shawn laurin (27s), 6,591 views, 24 likes and 1 dislike. Uploaded 2013-03-29T20:33:21.000Z.
zod000: mordac: :D
dbtid: zenmower: are you coming out of the closet?
zod000: mordac: yeah, I made some good seizure jokes at their house, they were not appreciated either
dbtid: zod000: oh, THAT would have been HILARIOUS to watch :)
zod000: i don't remember most of them, but i know i told him "You weren't supposed to take 'Seize the day!' literally"
dbtid: lol
zod000: i thought it was funny
mordac: ian curtis had seizures. ian curtis was cool. by the laws of transitivity...
zod000: i got dirty looks all around
dbtid: zod000: i think it's hilarious
they obviously had no sense of humor :)
zod000: clearly :)
dbtid: although, they let their daughter marry you ;-)
zenmower: it
er
zod000: dbtid: speaking of, i told my wife the joke i made about her aunt dying
zenmower: dbtid: it
zod000: that got me in trouble
zenmower: is not gay if you are the one doing the raping
zod000: i knew it would
dbtid: zod000: so WHY oh WHY did you go there?
heh
zod000: make sure you get a room in a different hotel (hell, city) from zenmower
and triple lock your door
zenmower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4k2ZjketOk
BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "Harold and Kumar 2 Big Bob Clip" by Josh Fry (3m 24s), 165,028 views, 388 likes and 20 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-06-12T10:18:44.000Z.
zod000: dbtid: lol
nah, we'll be fine. you don't mess with a general
dbtid: especially one with heat vision
zod000: exactly
qbit: diaf mcchunkie o/
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zod000: eye lasers are the cause and solution to most of my problems
jrick: :>
qbit: -.-
dbtid: zod000: i can only imagine.
zod000: :D
SirSkidmore: does <: bother qbit too?
zod000: SirSkidmore: too?
i didn't know it bothered anyone EXCEPT him
dbtid: bbl gonna go get my phone swapped out
qbit: SirSkidmore: nope
zod000: dbtid: good luck if you are going to an apple store
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SirSkidmore: zod000: qbit doesn't like :> I don't think
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zod000: SirSkidmore: oh, i misuderstood. no idea if the inverse also effects him
jorey: s/ef/af/
BryceBot: <zod000> SirSkidmore: oh, i misuderstood. no idea if the inverse also affects him
zod000: yes, that
thanks jorey
SirSkidmore: baaaaaaam
-: zod000 wanders off to get more coffee
jorey: try not to kill someone on your way
someone? anyone? whatever.
qbit: mmm coffee
yesplz
SirSkidmore: I am currently on my 4th cup
and have amde 5 pots
kusuriya: i need to consider some coffee or tea
im just not snapping out of my drowsyness
qbit: how many cups of coffee do you guys drink a day?
kusuriya: depends
i do 2 or 3
but on a particularly terrible day or if they day just had some awesome light roast ive had up to a pot
qbit: k
zod000: qbit: i usually have 2, but also drink iced tea and have a caffeine pill
coffee is cold, no desire to make another pot so i am drinking tea
qbit: caffeine pill
hotdog
zod000: qbit: it is the quickest and most cost effective way to perk up
90 pills is like $3.50
qbit: interesting
how many mg?
zod000: 200mg
qbit: hotdog!
zod000: yeah, that is how i stopped drinking soda
replaced 2-4 soda a day with that
kusuriya: pretty much
i cut most my soda
SirSkidmore: qbit: okay... yeah
at leeast 5 or 6
sometimes teetering on like 10
zod000: lol
SirSkidmore: I have a problem
zod000: i used to drink coffee a lot as a security admin as we had our own coffee maker and minifridge for real creamer
was easier 5-6 cups a day then
and we made super strong stuff
SirSkidmore: zod000: I just drink it black :D
Nei: hav to keep security strong
kusuriya: yeah when I did AD work we sat in a corner with 4 cubes that we had our backs to eachother
zod000: SirSkidmore: i like flavored creamer, but we used to use fine espresso in a normal coffee pot
kusuriya: so we had a coffee maker on a mini fridge for us
zod000: the result was an uber dark coffe-like drink
creamer barely changed the color
kusuriya: and we used the threaten to beat people that came back to drink our coffee since we bought light roast
since everyone around here has some terrible facisnation with burnt coffee
qbit: crazy
SirSkidmore: kusuriya: yeah, I don't get that
-: qbit does ~2
SirSkidmore: like McDonald's coffee tastes so burnt all the time, and yet people like it
zod000: SirSkidmore: i don't find their coffee tasting burnt, at least nothing like starbucks
SirSkidmore: I'd rather drink burnt coffee than Pike's Place, which tastes like I threw up in my mouth a little bit
kusuriya: ^
SirSkidmore: I like Starbuck's Blonde and Dark roasts though
not my favorite, by any stretch, but I don't hate it
kusuriya: yeah
light roast is the best roast
it has flavor
and more caffine
qbit: ^
tots
woman dislikes the light roasts
hurts
hurts bad
kusuriya: leave her
shes not worth it
bcallah: #devious: provider of life lessons
SirSkidmore: I love the Verdana Blonde, but I haven't tried the others
bcallah: wawa coffee is usually good
mostly because it's always fresh
at least the one by me is
jorey: kusuriya: not for espresso gthough
kusuriya: but for regular coffee, yeah, i agree
kusuriya: yeah I tend to not do a lot of espresso though
SirSkidmore: bcallah: I think wawas are great
zod000: bcallah: yeah, wawa coffee is good. probably the best convenience store for coffee
kusuriya: timmie hos coffe :D
SirSkidmore: I wish they were around here
zod000: SirSkidmore: they only recently came here
opened up locations errwhere all at once
was impressive
SirSkidmore: I dpon't think they're really here in the midwest
s/dp/d/
BryceBot: <SirSkidmore> I don't think they're really here in the midwest
zod000: SirSkidmore: well they basically moved in and are kicking everyone's ass. so they will likely keep expanding
they even have decent beer
they have a belgian tripel on their cooler[08:41] <zod000> in a gass station chain
seems nuts
also typos
bcallah: yer, the one thing I'm gonna miss from moving is wawa
kusuriya: bcallah: where are you going?
zod000: hmm i just looked it up and wawa only came to my area of FL
lucky me
qbit: oh no
bcallah: kusuriya: Troy, NY
kusuriya: ah
qbit: arp - Y U SLOW CONNECTING TO CO?
SirSkidmore: the sub I had from there when I was in philly was even pretty good
bcallah: SirSkidmore: wawa is (at least here) actually known for their food
they were a straight up food place before they started doing gas too
zod000: yeah, their food is excellent
makes sense
the fact that they have slightly cheaper gas than any other local gas station makes them unbeatable
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kyl: snk: well, guess I'll have to stick to CL now
qbit: ^
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SirSkidmore: mcchunkie: o/
mcchunkie: o
qbit: yis
wb mcchunkie
mcchunkie: thanks qbit!
qbit: you dirty dirty bot!
xpt: mcchunkie: take a shower!
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-: brycec skimming the backlog when all of a sudden this stands out │08:02:14 +zenmower | dbtid: I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH
brycec: You stay classy, #devious
xpt: @zenmower
BryceBot: 21,751 results found. Here's #19,000 Aug 09, 2013 21:43:12 <zenmower > i think 3g
brycec: "Your photo spheres have been viewed more than 25,000 times on Google Maps and Views!"
heck yeah!
For those curious https://www.google.com/maps/views/profile/101630348842342112827
qbit: gaiz
Dia Frampton
kusuriya: well there we go I have a 117 gig skydrive
117gb in the cloud bitches!
BryceBot: TO THE CLOUD!!!
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Lefty: Hmm, Beyerdynamic DT880 on massdrop today
-: Lefty hovers over "buy"
mordac: i want a watch.
and the AML watch looks nice
bcallah: lol
massdrop: slowly killing #devious, financially
qbit: brycec: https://www.google.com/maps/views/profile/108155057102084949527?gl=us 1 view :D
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mordac: bcallah has it on the mark
Lefty: yeah, I caved, bought the DT880s
-: mordac heads to work
brycec: qbit: that says you have 36 views
Lefty: I have a nice amp that will drive them @ 600 ohm just fine
zod000: wooo Lefty++
qbit: brycec: oh lol
"1 photosphere
"
bcallah: heh
brycec: Good fail :)
xpt: kusuriya: you encrypt your skydrive content or you share it with whole fuckin' world?
kyl: lol xpt
kusuriya: xpt: depends on what it is
dbtid: he's got a big heart -- he shares with everyone
zod000: Lefty: what headphones do you currently use/halve?
Lefty: ATH-M50 at work, crappy gaming headset at home
bcallah: whoa... why are we halving headphones?
kyl: because
zod000: bcallah: for people like Van Gogh, obviously
Lefty: so I'll keep the M50 at work since they'll have better isolation and can be easily driven by the MBP
kyl: one ear to listen
one ear to listen to other people
Lefty: and use the DT880s at home with the headphone amp I've got
bcallah: I have IRC explicited cause I don't wanna hear you people
qbit: brycec: https://www.google.com/maps/views/profile/108155057102084949527?gl=us o/
moar :D
zod000: Lefty: sounds like a good plan
bcallah: if I did, we'd do a mumble chat or some shit
Lefty: isolation isn't as big a deal at home most of the time
zod000: bcallah: i am not sure you could handle the sultry sound of my voice all day
:D
kyl: ^
Lefty: #devious podcast
gogogogo
qbit: devioucast
jorey: please don't
xpt: kyl: what? he have more skydrive storage than i have on all my disks
kyl: I'm jelly
that's all
zod000: s/disks/floppies diskettes/
BryceBot: <xpt> kyl: what? he have more skydrive storage than i have on all my floppies diskettes
zod000: bah
fail
dbtid: heh
nice try though
xpt: zod000: to be honest: the diks I'm concidering 'mine' have ~ 50 GB ;)
kyl: s/ks/cks/
BryceBot: <xpt> zod000: to be honest: the dicks I'm concidering 'mine' have ~ 50 GB ;)
brycec: congrats on the more photospheres, qbit
Lefty: s/GB/inches/
BryceBot: <xpt> zod000: to be honest: the diks I'm concidering 'mine' have ~ 50 inches ;)
dbtid: why does no one know how to spell anymore?
zod000: dbtid: Obama
qbit: ^
zod000: o/
zod000: o
dbtid: zod000: ++
that MUST be it
Lefty: xpt has an excuse, though, because THE REST OF THE WORLD
kyl: THANKS OBAMA
xpt: 'Oba ma.' Is a propper sentence in polish.
zod000: back in the day you used to have to buy a vowel on wheel of fortune, under Obama the government just hands them out
Lefty: xpt: what does it translate to?
xpt: 'He has both'
Lefty: hahahahahaha
-: Lefty dies laughing
dbtid: zod000: good one :)
brycec: lol qbit the panorama decided your lady's head don't matter https://www.google.com/maps/views/view/108155057102084949527/gphoto/6030774630904550466
Lefty: hermaphrobama
dbtid: qbit's lady?
xpt: Lefty: There was even commercial in Poland that used this sentence.
Lefty: that's awesome
zod000: brycec: I am sure there is a joke about head from a lady, but I'll leave it alone
brycec: zod000: I was just thinking it left the most important parts
dbtid: brycec: you think?
brycec: dbtid: I do. Obviously she wouldn't/couldn't :p
qbit: brycec: you made a similar comment when i shared it the first time :D
dbtid: ya
brycec: qbit: Well at least I'm consistent.
qbit: :D
brycec: :D
qbit: bcallah: potato
:D
bcallah: qbit: o/
ampharos: templeos eh https://twitter.com/TempleOS/status/483645496951848961
BryceBot: TWITTER: Yeah, I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 1999. Score one for the good guys. (Mon Jun 30 16:17:26 +0000 2014)
SirSkidmore: wtf
xpt: 13:33:10 @brycec | lol qbit the panorama decided your lady's head don't matter https://www.google.com/maps/views/view/108155057102084949527/gphoto/6030774630904550466 ??? ampharos
fff...
brycec: ???
SirSkidmore: lol
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qbit: wat
elalo: wat wat
Lefty: triplewat
elalo: this sound serious.
typing broken, 11am and no coffee.
qbit: ohgod
get you some coffee!
dbtid: me too
xpt: me three
-: kyl has coffee
jrick had coffee
qbit has lemon water
dbtid: O.o lemon water?
wtf qbit?
xpt: s/water/party/
BryceBot: <dbtid> O.o lemon party?
xpt: ought to be water$ :( I failed :'(
qbit: :O
dbtid: qbit: i wouldn't do that around zenmower
something bad could happen
zod000: s/water/party/
BryceBot: <xpt> ought to be party$ :( I failed :'(
zod000: dammit xpt
haha
Guest17404: this is insanely addicting http://rednuht.org/genetic_cars_2/
MOTHER FUCKER
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kyl: hey piroko
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xpt: zod000: wasn't me, it would trigger dbtid's.
zod000: xpt: was no one's fault but my own for not reading full scrollback
dbtid: yeah, as usual, it's all your fault.
when is it NOT your fault?
xpt: zod000: well, yea, but I was thae one you blamed...
zod000: xpt: it was more of a "damn you for beating me to the punch" and then it failed anyway
qbit: who uses duplicity here?
dbtid: only when i want to get someting.
*something
zod000: not me, I'm honest
dbtid: suuuure
zod000: dbtid++
dbtid: you say that
:)
zod000: I used to use duplicity, but now I am all about skulduggery and chicanery
qbit: wut
ba: skulduggery
mcchunkie: ABV: 8.00%, BA Rating: no score, BA Score: -, Brewery: Gordon Creek Brewery, Bros Score: -, Country: , Name: Skulduggery Oyster Imperial Stout, State: , Style: , pDev: 0%
Wants, rAvg: 3.75
qbit: lol
zod000: qbit: l2thesaurus
kyl: ^
-: qbit needs to think about this for a sec
zod000: s/sec/eon/
BryceBot: >>> qbit needs to think about this for a eon
dbtid: qbit's normally quicker than that
maybe half an eon?
zod000: i waited three seconds and nothing response, so i upped my game
anyway
dbtid: three seconds is half an eon in computer terms
at 3GHz that's 9 billion clock cycles!
zod000: sounds legit
qbit: speaking of beer, yeungling put out a wheat beer that is not terrible recently
it was $14 for a 24pack at sam's club
stupidly cheap
dbtid: wqq yuengling
ewww i mean
i have had their beer
ick
zod000: dbtid: not that i am a tremendous fan of their standard beer, but what do you think is a good beer?
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zod000: i think yeungling trounces everything in their price range normally
this beer will make an effective shield around my good beer on the 4th
qbit: zod000: nice
zod000: no one will see the la fin in the back of the fridhe
dbtid: zod000: if i tell you the beer i like you will probably make fun of me, so i'll pass :)
elalo: pilsner urquell is good beer
zod000: dbtid: of course I will
dbtid: hah
zod000: elalo: i find it meh, but better than the murrican peers
elalo: lagunitas IPA is good beer
qbit: which one
they ha velike j3899283 ipas
:D
zod000: ^
dbtid: that's a biiiiig number
elalo: the one with 'lagunitas ipa' on the front.
qbit: beer: lagunitas undercover
mcchunkie: Lagunitas Brewing Company (1993 : http://www.lagunitas.com/ ) Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale ( ABV: 9.7 IBU: ? ) - Our oxymoronic 'Imperial Mild' - A redux to remember the '05 St. Paddy's Day Massacre. Defiant as to style ... We Can say for sure it is unforgiven and unrepentant.
qbit: that one is my fav
zod000: i cna handle some of the lagunitas IPAs, but some are over the top
elalo: there used to be only one lagunitas ipa. now there are many.
anchor steam is good beer
zod000: uber bitter IPAs take like what i imagine urinal cakes taste like
qbit: elalo: cool - i have had the one with IPA on it
elalo: rogue dead guy ale is my favorite.
zod000: i like bell's two hearted ale
elalo: i tried to like rogue, but i just didn't
brycec: oyvey it's not even noon and you lot are discussing beer already
elalo: rogue makes a few beers. they're all very serious about being beer.
zod000: brycec: 2:34pm here, totally fine
elalo: zod000: not even noon here. :)
zod000: elalo: just talk about a breakfast beer
:)
elalo: i thought i was
zod000: lololol
dxtr: Dear god..
I'm watching a political debate on TV¨
The feminist party wants to remove pay raises for men "until women catches up"
zod000: usually when i get an IPA it is from a local place because of peer pressure to support local breweries
dxtr: And the other guy is like "But.. women have lower salaries because they work part time"
zod000: dxtr: that is so crazy it might happen in Sweden
elalo: thats crazy talk
dbtid: could only happen in sweden
zod000: just wait, someone will get a sex change to get raises
dxtr: zod000: This is why I hate feminism
elalo: dxtr is usually all about being from sweden. how does the other shoe fit i wonder?
dbtid: zod000: i'm sure it's already happened
zod000: haha
dxtr: i hate most -isms
but i am cool with Isoms
dbtid: zod000: pssst dxtr used to be a girl
isoms are cooler than isms
elalo: snapshot.isos are even cooler
zod000: kyl: time to change your name I guess
dbtid: kyle iso
xpt: damn!
I'm getting sober
please halp
zod000: xpt: the power is in you!
dbtid: drink less coffee
zod000: or can be if you buy more alcohol
kyl: iso as in isomorphic digital life form
zod000: if you like
dxtr: zod000: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gudrun_Schyman <- This will be the our death
xpt: zod000: buy an alcoho? i have like 5 gallons of wine in apartment
BryceBot: Error in Wikipedia's response:
dxtr: our == sweden
dbtid: til xpt is a lush
zod000: xpt: so you are complaining that the wine doesn't come to you?
dxtr: xpt: Do you measure in gallons in Poland?
zod000: s/complaining/whining/
BryceBot: <zod000> xpt: so you are whining that the wine doesn't come to you?
xpt: zod000: nah, we are using SI, but well i could use 'shitload' measure aswell
dxtr: So you have 18.9270589 liters of wine?
zod000: shitload is fairly universal, because everybody poops
xpt: dxtr: oh, gallon is *that* small?
I was almost sure that gallon is over 5l
dxtr: Apparently
zod000: xpt: nope
just under 4L
xpt: so i have 5 shitloads of wine
zod000: haha
dxtr: Wine...
TIL xpt is a pussy
xpt: like 40l
dxtr: that's home-made wine
dxtr: And?
"I SWEAR! IT'S HOMEMADE COTTON CANDY!"
"I POOP BUTTERFLIES!"
bcallah: hmm
xpt: rotfl
zod000: umm
dxtr might be dying already.
xpt: dxtr: I don;t like the wine from the shops actually
zod000: he said that dude would be the death of them
dbtid: zod000: he is
zod000: i just thought he had more time
so sad
dxtr: xpt: I don't drink wine whatsoever
dbtid: let's write a eulogy for dxtr
dxtr: Wines taste-to-alcohol-ratio isn't particularly good
elalo: dxtr: the feminist party received only 0.4% of the votes. i think you're safe.
dxtr: elalo: Uhm.. what? Are you a time traveller?
xpt: dxtr: oh, you mean that wines under 14%
elalo: >>
< <
dxtr: xpt: No. I mean wine.
elalo: a typographically challenged time traveller.
zod000: elalo: this is what Siri and Google Now do to the world
xpt: dxtr: I think that definition of wine is 'an alcohol that is made from ferment fruits which is not higher then 14%'
zod000: xpt: never heard 14% used in the def, is that related to your country maybe?
elalo: barley wine. you haven't been hammered till you
have consumed chalices of barley wine.
dbtid: i had some really great moonshine once
elalo: being drunk on barley wine is like being hungover while you're still in the middle of drinking.
dbtid: when i was in college we used to drink everclear
zod000: i have never found any moonshine to be "really great" unless you mean "really effective"
dbtid: we'd mix it with all kinds of stuff
xpt: zod000: ys, in poland 'strong wine' is upto 18% of alcohol
above that - it;s not a wine
zod000: xpt: odd, i know some wines can go up to like 22-25%
dbtid: i want me some of that wine!
zod000: sherry and port win both go over 20
dbtid: ima gonna get coffee now
xpt: well, averae yeast usually dies above 14%
dbtid: got a webex in 10 mins
zod000: dbtid: enjoy
dxtr: zod000: Port wine isn't regular wine
"Fortified wine is a wine to which a distilled spirit, usually brandy, is added"
In Sweden we make a different between them too
xpt: dxtr: well, i do like taste of home-made wine, if it uits you, you can call me a pussy, but i usually drink moxtures that contains 50% of pure vodka and other liquor
elalo: dxtr: swedish wine is like english breakfast.
xpt: usually it;'s 50% of vodka, and 50% of vodka
dxtr: elalo: There's swedish wine?
We're part of the vodka belt :p
elalo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_wine
BryceBot: Ice wine :: Ice wine (or icewine; German Eiswein) is a type of dessert wine produced from grapes that have been frozen while still on the vine. The sugars and other dissolved solids do not freeze, but the water does, allowing a more concentrated grape must to be pressed from the frozen grapes, resulting in a smaller amount of more concentrated, very sweet wine. With ice wines, the freezing happens before the fermentation, not afterwards...
zod000: vodka belt lol
dxtr: elalo: Never even heard of
As I said; I don't drink wine
It tastes bad in my mouth :(
I can live with stuff tasting bad if the alcohol content is high enough. And wines taste-to-alcohol-ratio never seems to be good enough
I downed a $300 whisky with cola :D
om nom
dbtid: further proof that dxtr needs to be taken out and shot
ampharos: do black people even use bsd
dxtr: dbtid: I mixed it with coffee too
dbtid: ampharos: yes
dxtr: ampharos: No. They're banned from using it.
-: zod000 sighs
dxtr: zod000: Btw, we have a christian party called "The Christ Democrats" :D
ampharos: i know a black guy but he's a hardcore gnu fanboy
kyl: the christocrats!
zod000: kyl: o/
dxtr: They actually seems to have one decent opinion
kyl: o
brycec: I don't understand how these people even remember to keep breathing... "OH GOD IT'S NOT WORKING SEND US A REPLACEMENT NOW!!!" ... Oh look the logs show this system was still up and running, and working, 3 days after you were crying wolf.
(up until they pulled the power and shipped it)
zod000: brycec: part shady, part lazy, all customer
brycec: zod000: they didn't get a replacement, fyi, so no shady at least. (doesn't stop them from asking... but there's a fee associated and they're not willing to pay it)
Agreed 100% "customer"/"user"
Also means they lied to us
xpt: ampharos: I'm not rcist, but apshalt have to know it's place.
brycec: ^^ seems exceedingly racist
ampharos: rants start with i'm not racist BUT i don't want black people voting
xpt: brycec: It's actuall saying in Poland
brycec: (unless "asphalt" means something different in Poland, and you weren't just comparing black people with roadbed.)
xpt: brycec: It indeed means roadbed.
in polish
elalo: xpt: the only obviously racist part of your statement was 'im not racist but...'
zod000: I don't want to sound like a dick, but <INSERT DICK THING TO SAY HERE>
kusuriya: Im not racist I have black freinds..
elalo: super racist
s/cist/cialist
BryceBot: <elalo> super racialist
kbw: bcallah: I was sifting through my email and noticed it was you that helped me make the BitchX port ages ago
I found it hard to believe at first
brycec: I don't... bcallah is the ports master
zod000: ^
kbw: I don't remember him being as bitter as he is
brycec: depends on his BAC
kbw: BAC?
zod000: kbw: he is never bitter, he is just channeling his inner Theo
brycec: @wiki BAC
BryceBot: BAC :: BAC or Bac may refer to: Arts and entertainment Baryshnikov Arts Center, in Manhattan, New York City Batman: Arkham City, a 2011 video game Battersea Arts Centre, London, England Benedicta Arts Center, St. Joseph, Minnesota, USA Big Apple Chorus, New York based barbershop chorus Boston Area Crusaders, former name of the Boston Crusaders Drum and Bugle Corps... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BAC
brycec: bah!
elalo: blood alcohol content.
brycec: @wiki Blood Alcohol Content
kbw: Wait, hold on
BryceBot: Blood alcohol content :: Blood alcohol content (BAC), also called blood alcohol concentration, blood ethanol concentration, or blood alcohol level is most commonly used as a metric of alcohol intoxication for legal or medical purposes. Blood alcohol content is usually expressed as a percentage of alcohol (generally in the sense of ethanol) in the blood in units of mass of alcohol... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood%20alcohol%20content
kbw: No, that wasn't true
He was who added it to openbsd-wip
Someone else helped me
Makes perfect sense
elalo: kbw: this is where bcallah would say 'youve just wasted our time'
brycec: @tdr
BryceBot: Theo de Raadt says: You are in a maze of gpio pins, all alike, all undocumented, and a few are wired to bombs.
brycec: @tdr
BryceBot: Theo de Raadt says: the randomization in this entire codebase is a grand experiment in stupid
zod000: bcallah: congrats, your rep isn't ruined by unsubstantiated rumors of being helpful
SirSkidmore: zod000++
elalo: bcallah is very helpful. soul-crushingly helpful.
zod000: a man doesn't become a legend by being all nice
xpt: zod000: how about buda?
budda?
or buddha? whatever you cal him :P
kyl: we call him jesus here
brycec: Gates, Theo, Branson, Musk, Ballmer
5 legends that aren't all-nice
kbw: Just deleted a whole bunch of messages
Only kept some valuable info like my paypal account and some messages between me and richard stallman
dxtr: y u delete messages?
brycec: Also there are no first or second-hand accounts of Buddha or Jesus, it's all stories passed down, subject to poetic license.
@rms
BryceBot: Richard Stallman says: I've read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes solicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify them?
dxtr: I just move all messages from "Inbox" to "Archive"
kbw: dxtr: the messages weren't important to me
bcallah: kbw: if you check openbsd-wip, I left a rather assholish comment about you finishing it yourself
:D
kbw: I also made some filters to delete messages
bcallah: don't let anyone tell you I'm not soul-crushing
kbw: bcallah: you can delete it if you want
xpt: kbw: he can't
it's on the internetz
kbw: Oh, ok then
xpt: if a thing gets on the internetz it never dissapears
bcallah: of course I can delete it
kbw: I'd rather make my own ports repo on github that I can have more control of
zod000: xpt: Budda was a jerk, how else did he get such a large stomach other than eating the food of others
seems obvious
dxtr: zod000: Meditation
xpt: zod000: He have so hudge stomach because he didnt ate at all!
kbw: I wish FreeBSD's ports tree wasn't so broken and unusable
zod000: xpt: so he was just full of happy thoughts and hot air?
kbw: OpenBSD's I've never had problems with
Is there a reason for this? Quality expectations for both the BSDs?
xpt: zod000: nah, he was more like them: http://isurvived.org/Pictures_iSurvived-5/Romani-children_Auschwitz.GIF
kbw: Or is it because FreeBSD's is bigger and harder to manage?
dxtr: Gypsies!
zod000: xpt: delightful
bcallah: kbw: the only thing freebsd cares about is zfs
zfs isn't a port, so
kbw: Sounds pretty subjective
bcallah: nope
you're just not paying attention
kbw: I never used ZFS because I really don
't have a use for it
jorey: bcallah: zfs and jails. don't forget jails.
bcallah: that's true
but jails also aren't a port :D
kbw: UFS is faster, and I don't need things like compression and the weird topology ZFS has
jorey: indeed
dxtr: Not to be that guy but zfs is more than compression
jorey: zfs is nice to have and openbsd certainly could use support for a more modern fs
kbw: bcallah: why is it that OpenBSD doesn't have any virtualization capabilities(to my knowledge)?
jorey: but that's just not top priority
kbw: Some philosophical reason?
"modern"
jorey: and i'm far from knowledgable enough to even consider working on it :p
dxtr: kbw: As far as I understand it's because the openbsd people thinks virtualization is just for security and "it's not secure"
qbit: https://i.imgur.com/rcePPay.jpg?1
kbw: UFS/FFS was very innovative when it first appeared.
Check out what Kirk McKusick has to say about it.
SirSkidmore: qbit: o/
dxtr: What I like the most about ZFS is the logical volumes. I love me some logical volumes.
brycec: Easily replicated logical volumes!
And shapshotting
dxtr: "Oh, I'd like to put this in its own partition" -> zfs create -> "done!"
Boohbah_: i like the COW
dxtr: brycec: also that
snk: brycec: ya, zfs send is pretty awesome
OSSOM
qbit: SirSkidmore: 0
dxtr: Boohbah_: I like cows too
Boohbah_: please give me an openbsd shell kthx
***: brycec sets mode: +b *!~Boohbah@gateway/tor-sasl/boohbah
dxtr: They have both milk and beef
***: Boohbah_ was kicked by brycec (Boohbah_)
bcallah: damnit!
I wanted to /kickban Boohbah_
:(
kbw: brycec: why's boohbah banned?
snk: 15:23:16 Boohbah_ | please give me an openbsd shell kthx
kbw: I know him from #defocus and #anapnea
jorey: of course ufs was nice back in the day. and of course it's still useable. and of course kirk mckusick has a lot of good things to say about "his" fs. that's not the point though :)
snk: i think
brycec: │12:23:17 Boohbah_ | please give me an openbsd shell kthx
qbit: lol
kbw: lol
snk: lol
qbit: lol
kbw: Missed that
jrick: please give me an openbsd shell kthx
***: jrick was kicked by qbit (jrick)
snk: kthx
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brycec: you already have one, jrick...
qbit: haha
brycec: lalqbit
jorey: he wants another one.
qbit: jrick: o/
***: jrick was kicked by snk (kthx)
kbw: please give me r00t kthx
snk: ;)
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snk: wb jrick kthx
qbit: oh ! jrick LoK o/
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jrick: qbit: yeah it's good
I like the basement dwelling airbender
qbit: jrick: did i miss something? I don't remember any of the people they broke out
except that one guy
maybe
the "leader"
kbw: brycec: I'm haxoring your bot right now
brycec: ok
jrick: qbit: you watch the 3 episodes?
qbit: jrick: ya
Kur00: hmmn
***: Kur00 is now known as kur0
jrick: qbit: those criminals are new characters
qbit: all of them?
jrick: yeah
qbit: damn
xpt: kbw: try s/^.+$//mode +b #devious kbw/
qbit: thought the leader dude was the "blood bender" guy
from back in the day
xpt: kbw: It always work.
qbit: can't remember if he died or not
jrick: he's dead bro
kur0: qbit: o/
kbw: s/^.+$//mode +b #devious kbw/
wat
brycec: Right, because "PRIVMSG mode..." has ever worked
qbit: kur0: 1o
aw
jrick: k
brycec: (even PRIVMSG /mode"
qbit: )
piroko: ()
qbit: risp
kbw: {}
xpt: )(
jrick: (.) (.)
piroko: asking for a shell is a bannable offense?
SirSkidmore: shell pl0x?
kbw: void main() { puts("Hello World"); }
brycec: piroko: ticking off the admins is
xpt: piroko: nah, only on irc
brycec: /kickban SirSkidmore
jrick: @go import "fmt"; func main() { fmt.Println("shell kthx?") }
BryceBot: prog.go:1: package statement must be firstn [process exited with non-zero status]n
kbw: void is best return type... always!
SirSkidmore: s/^sh/seash/
BryceBot: <SirSkidmore> seashell pl0x?
jrick: damn
@go package main; import "fmt"; func main() { fmt.Println("shell kthx?") }
BryceBot: shell kthx?n
jorey: there's something about "don't be annoying in our irc chan" in the rules
brycec: lol seashell
well done jrick
kbw: csh
dxtr: zod000: Poop!
kbw: I always read csh as seashell
SirSkidmore: brycec: that was me haha
kbw: Does anybody use csh nowadays?
brycec: because that's correct, c-shell
kbw: It seems pretty brain damaged, with the whole alias thing
brycec: csh is default on FreeBSD I think
piroko: brycec: lol if that's a crime I should've been banned a long time ago ;)
brycec: or was?
SirSkidmore: If you're really good, you would pronounce it see-shell
kbw: brycec: lies
dxtr: brycec: That's tcsh. Or am I wrong?
kbw: Not on 9.x+
brycec: kbw: I'm going back to the 6.x days
kbw: Ah
dxtr: tcsh, pronounced tshh
brycec: but turns out that's tcsh I'm thinking of
kbw: I compared FreeBSD and OpenBSD's src/sys/kern directories
jorey: it wasn't until 2-3 months ago that i learned how to pronounce "sql"
brycec: "The admins can be pretty vindictive. Try not to tick them off."
kbw: FreeBSD's is a lot bigger
And different
-: SirSkidmore pokes at brycec with a stick
qbit: jrick++
dxtr: jorey; Technically ESS-QUE-ELL isn't wrong
xpt: kbw: user for 'identity managament'' uses csh in my corporation
jorey: and i was /very/ confused when i heard someone repeatedly use the word "sequel" and i thought i was just not up to date on some technology
SirSkidmore: brycec: o/
xpt: kbw: well, they are trying to install it
SirSkidmore: please don't hate me
kbw: xpt: what OS?
brycec: lol jorey
bcallah: kbw: it's almost like they're 2 different operating systems
xpt: kbw: all non-windows in my corporation
jrick: every bsd is the same
and they're all dying
kbw: lol
bcallah: but only realBSD is real
jorey: bcallah: nah, can't be, they're both called "bsd"
:p
zod000: jrick: truth
kbw: RetroBSD is best
jrick: CorporateBSD
dxtr: jorey: We say ess-cue-ell at work even though we know it's most often pronounced sequel. It's hard translating SQL to "sequel" and old habits, etc :P
xpt: kbw: linux (redhat, sles) and AIX
not sure if os-400 have csh actually
kbw: ClosedBSD (actually exists)
SirSkidmore: @google realBSD
BryceBot: Searching for 'freeBSD' instead.
2,130,000 total results returned for 'freeBSD', here's 3
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FreeBSD Man Pages: Index Page (http://www.freebsd.org/cgi/man.cgi) Configurable search tool for man pages for all versions of FreeBSD.
SirSkidmore: nope okay
kbw: xpt: I've always wanted to play with one of those non-Solaris System V derivatives
bcallah: SirSkidmore: realBSD is Mac OS X
jrick: FrealsBSD
SirSkidmore: bcallah++
the realest
bcallah: kbw: I work on RetroBSD
snk: FoshizBSD
kbw: "OS X is UNIX" says anyone who doesn't know what UNIX is
jrick: snk: o/
dxtr: DogeBSD
snk: jrick: o
dxtr: Much UNIX
xpt: s/og/odg/
BryceBot: <dxtr> DodgeBSD
kbw: dxtr: let's not make this a thing
dxtr: Such POSIX
bcallah: Very standards
wow
jrick: Very dying
SirSkidmore: much style(9)
dxtr: bcallah :D
elalo: many login
kbw: bcallah: neat. It runs on routers, right?
Or microcontrollers? I forget
xpt: kbw: I'm trolling the "IDM" guys and I point out every single rule that I can to make their work harder
kbw: mostly because i'm forced to install it without 'project'
kbw: xpt: what to the identity management guys actually do?
elalo: this is the solitary BSD convention attendee representing the NetBSD team: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3QBvFPF0VA
BryceBot: YouTube Tech: "Using NetBSD 6.1" by 4allChrist (10m 53s), 2,597 views. Uploaded 2013-06-02T18:06:45.000Z.
dxtr: Seriously guys.. The world needs DogeBSD
qbit: dxtr: agreein
dxtr: This is what the internet was created for
SirSkidmore: well
kbw: Oh NetBSDm what happened to you :/
bcallah: kbw: PIC32
SirSkidmore: basically, we (devious) should fork OpenBSD
it would be like a colony
kbw: In the 90s NetBSD was supposed to be the savior of UNIX
SirSkidmore: where we would rule
kbw: Now it lies in Linux and the other BSDs' shadow
jorey: SirSkidmore: sure, and we'll name it bitrig
wait..
dxtr: kbw: Kinda weird considering NetBSD have some pretty neat things
Rump kernel
xpt: kbw: They just have shtty position, It' our boss (we have common boss) that made them do me a harm, and i'm helping them to achieve cadmean victory
dxtr: Rumpkernel would be swedish for "butt kernel"
kbw: dxtr: the binary emulation was really impressive early on
bcallah: s/some pretty/no/
BryceBot: <dxtr> kbw: Kinda weird considering NetBSD have no neat things
jrick: Bitrig 0.1-current (GENERIC) #1: Mon Jun 16 18:11:27 MDT 2014
dun be jealous
kbw: dxtr: the fact it could run the programs of all the other UNIXes made people think it was _the_ replacement
SirSkidmore: oh man
xpt: jrick: i'm not
bcallah: fun fact: Bitrig has always been 0.1-current
kbw: bcallah: they have lua in their kernel :p
SirSkidmore: this is the first time I'm actually googling about bitrig
bcallah: chances bitrig cuts an actual release
let's take bets
I go over/under 20%
kbw: I always thought bitrig would be vaporware
dxtr: kbw: I don't know enough about lua, but it sounds pretty neat to have a scripting language in the kernel
bcallah: unless you work for marco, it is
lua in the kernel is madness
jrick: marco didn't even know I was runnign bitrig
jorey: i lurked in their channel for a while, but i lost interest. it wasn't a "i want to use this" interest to begin with, much more "i'm interested what this project is becoming", but oh well.
kbw: bcallah: luddite much?
jrick: he kept asking me to test things on openbsd
bcallah: kbw: no?
kbw: dxtr: it doesn't actually run lua scripts
bcallah: do you know what a luddite is?
kbw: dxtr: the kernel module implements the lua VM, to run compiled code
jrick: jorey: lots of armv7 work going on right now
dxtr: kbw: right
jorey: yeah. they talked a lot about that kind of stuff. and development boards. etc.
kbw: I need to get out my CRT monitor :/
SirSkidmore: weren't the ludites like textile people in the 19th century?
kbw: There's a growing population of CRT fanboys out there
bcallah: SirSkidmore: yes
kbw: Their points are somewhat valid
SirSkidmore: bcallah: o/
oh yeah
jrick: and bitrig has wapbl <3
kbw: That CRTs have overall better contrast and color
bcallah: it also refers today to people who are against technological progress
zod000: CRT++
bcallah: which lua in the kernel is a regression
kbw: Everything looks sharp, not blocky at all
SirSkidmore: that's why I got a 5 on my AP World history test
kbw: I want to get one
jorey: SirSkidmore: that's what they were, but the word's being used in an extended meaning nowadays, at least the german one.
SirSkidmore: oh
dxtr: Such contrast
SirSkidmore: did not know that
that's fun
jorey: SirSkidmore: (though in german it's very, very uncommon to hear the word)
dxtr: Very color
zod000: kbw: actually CRT tend to not look as sharp, the color, contrast, and responsiveness are better for sure
bcallah: CRT = such deep, rich color
can run at many resolutions without nonsense
kbw: bcallah: I think the concept is pretty cool, not sure how useful it is
bcallah: makes me ejaculate
SirSkidmore: hawt
kbw: bcallah: are you using sarcasm?
zod000: bcallah: that is the reason i use it for mame, LCD are shit for the old small resolutions
bcallah: kbw: lua(4) is for idiots who don't know C to write device drivers
think about how dumb that is
jrick: and people who like array indexes starting at 1
kbw: C is for idiots who don't know how to write in bare assembly
dxtr: C is for idiots who don't know how to write device drivers in lua
kbw: Assembly is for idiots who don't know how to write bytecode for their processor in a hex editor
jrick: any C programmer worth their salt can look at some C code and immediately know how it will be translated to asm
Nei: the kernel still isnt rewritten in lua?
kbw: Same logic
SirSkidmore: Lua was one of the first things I learned
had to script all the MUDs
kbw: bcallah: lua might be a kind of HAL for UNIX
In NetBSD's case
jorey: HAL9000? :)
kbw: I hate to use Windows terminology but that's what I think it might be for
hardware abstraction layer
SirSkidmore: kbw: jorey was referencing 2001
kbw: And yes, building on bcallah's point, different resolutions with an LCD look ass backwards
dxtr: A faggot with a tiny dick just drove by
SirSkidmore: umm
dxtr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gX1q-HqxQA
BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "To All Bikers - Don't Be a Fag" by Greatest Parody (1m 50s), 9,856 views, 26 likes and 2 dislikes. Uploaded 2013-10-03T05:28:25.000Z.
dxtr: Goddammit I hate 'em
jorey: SirSkidmore: open the pod bay door
dxtr: SirSkidmore: That kind of faggot
SirSkidmore: jorey: o/
dxtr: ah
jorey: SirSkidmore: do you know what hal might mean?)
dxtr: I laugh everytime I see a motorbike accident
elalo: thats not very swedish of you
SirSkidmore: Heuristically programmed Algorithmic comp!
jorey: SirSkidmore: :p
SirSkidmore: use a caesar cipher of 1 on it
dxtr: elalo: Well I don't wanna pay tax money for repairing people who choose to drive inherently dangerous vehicles that makes way too much sound
SirSkidmore: jorey: IBM?
jorey: ya
SirSkidmore: OHHH
neat
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jorey: might just be a coincidence, but i like to think that was on purpose.
SirSkidmore: yeah because the actual abbreviation is a huge stretch
Hmm These uni-ball Vision Elites in blue black might get added to my daily rotation
these are really nice
zod000: qbit: your new hipster mechanical keyboard idence, but i like to think that was on purpose.
wtf
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/954250822/the-qwerkywriter-typewriter-inspired-mechanical-ke
there we go
qbit: scumbag dxtr always raggin on 'Merica about how how shitty it is because it doesn't have Commie Sveeden's stuff... says shit like this: 13:49 + dxtr │ elalo: Well I don't wanna pay tax money for repairing people who choose to drive inherently dangerous vehicles that makes way too much sound
dxtr: What's the most appropriate way to ruin the engine of a motorcycle?
qbit: zod000: nice
:D
snk: dxtr: water in the gas tank?
i don't know much about motorcycles though... or engines in general, really :)
dxtr: qbit: This is different! Motorcycles annoy everyone within a 4km radius
SirSkidmore: qbit: and that's not very communist!
trafficone: zod000: that seems oddly appealing
SirSkidmore: because you're being a jerk
dxtr: I'd be cool with it if they were, like, tesla motorcycles
A silent "bzzzzzzz" instead of "WUB WUB WUBW UWBWUB WUBWUBWWUBWUBWUBWWUBWUBWUB"
kbw: Sugar in the gas tank
dxtr: kbw: Wat? Sugar?
kbw: It carmalizes and hardens
elalo: qbit++
SirSkidmore: dxtr: so basically sweden has dubstep motorcycles?
kbw: You guys don't know that sugar fucks up cars/motorcycles?
elalo: kbw speaks truth
kbw: I thought everyone knew
jorey: dxtr: sugar is very well known for destroying engines. i don't know whether it actually works, but it's far from unheard of
elalo: it...works.
<.<
dxtr: kbw: Well, I see one problem with it: Motorcycles nowadays have locks for the gas tanks
jorey: but hint: you may die if the owner catches you doing that :)
kbw: jorey: it does, it carmalizes when in the engine and hardens, completely ruining the functionality, grinding it to a halt
dxtr: jorey: Worth it
kbw: Doesn't sweden have some serious immigration
SirSkidmore: also, zod000, they're only like one keyboard away from making it
dxtr: kbw: lol. My old school is on the news related to immigration :P
like, literally right now
kbw: Also, what's with our out of control immigration?
kbw: dxtr: dunno, I always hear about it on /int/
snk: dxtr: jorey looks like sugar causes the gasoline to congeal a bit, and clogs up the fuel lines, and is a huge pain in the ass :)
dxtr: kbw: Yes, it's out of control
jrick: $ ls -i /usr/bin/{less,more}
52255 /usr/bin/less* 52255 /usr/bin/more*
orly
dxtr: And yes, no ones dares do anything about it because it's not the politically correct thing to do
snk: (lots of) water also looks like it causes big issues too
kbw: dxtr: move to funland if you don't like it
snk: according to google
kbw: dxtr: ot norway/denmark
*or
dxtr: kbw: And the one party who wants to do something about it is "racist"
kbw: As far as I know they're heading our way :P
kbw: dxtr: I heard that everything is racist/sexist in sweden
dxtr: Because it's the politically correct thing to do
kbw: That is true
kbw: I read anout a guy who was arrested for big muscles
elalo: horse shit.
dxtr: You don't like pizza? You're a sexist racist^Wnazi^Wfascist with patriarchal ideals
qbit: ^ Commie
kbw: Mass immigration is very likely to cause nazism
jorey: you like pizza? you're a sexist racist.........
dxtr: jorey: exactly
kbw: elalo: http://www.thelocal.se/20140423/swedish-police-cant-drugs-test-muscular-men
Muscular men == drug dealers in sweden apparently
jorey: thelocal.
dxtr: kbw: How was this related to political correctness?
kbw: Nothing
dxtr: kbw: And how was it bad that the JO ruled that big muscles doesn't equal drug use?
kbw: dxtr: dunno
I heard that a lot of europe is facing immigration from the middle east and africa
dxtr: kbw: We're taking the most immigrants per capita
We're taking in so many immigrants that the municipalities are like "Uuuh... We can't take any more"
kbw: What's the point in it
dxtr: And people are like "THAT'S SO RACIST^WNAZI^WFASCIST!"
kbw: I know people come from some very fucked up countries but really
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dxtr: haha
kbw: You made me press control w
I see I was tricked
Bloody swedes
dxtr: kbw: Nevermind the fact that we have a housing shortage
And because the EU we have gypsies coming here, sitting in every street corner begging
It's good that we get value for our EU membership fees
kbw: It's better than partnering with russia, no?
dbtid: that's horrible coming from a socialist
fucking hypocrite
dxtr: dbtid: I've never been pro-EU
dbtid: but you won't help those people?
dxtr: Fuck no. They're romanias problem
kbw: Feudalism is the best
kusuriya: I dont want to live in this country any more. As expected the supreme court ruled in favor of hobby lobby and have effectivly decided that corps are people and have the freedom of religion
-: dbtid flushes dxtr
kbw: kusuriya: merica?
kusuriya: yep murrica
dxtr: kusuriya: I have a space left on my couch
s/a /some /
BryceBot: <dxtr> kusuriya: I have some space left on my couch
kusuriya: dxtr: for 2 people and 2 dogs?
dxtr: kusuriya: I have to admit that I'm not best friends with dogs but I accept them
The girlfriend likes dogs
kbw: kusuriya: in the future job applications will be able to legally single out people with particular religions
dxtr: kusuriya: And Castor likes dogs
kusuriya: also your wife and my wife and everyone involved needs to marry eachother to speed up citizienship
kbw: aka in my state atheists won't be able to get jobs outside atlanta
kusuriya: kbw: not yet
dxtr: kusuriya: So who marries the dogs?
kbw: Damn southerners
Fuck em
They don't deserve the commute here
kusuriya: but now your employer based on their religon can refuse you coverage under their health plan
dxtr: kusuriya: haha
kusuriya: so if your boss happens to be a jahova witness he doesnt have to offer you health insurance any more
kbw: I think our state is intentionally making our highway system fucked up so they can just give up and move elsewhere
dxtr: "You a homo and god hates fags so no health care for you"?
kyl: s/aho/eho/
BryceBot: <kusuriya> so if your boss happens to be a jehova witness he doesnt have to offer you health insurance any more
kusuriya: since medical care is against the belif of the jahovas witnesses
kyl: s/lif/lief/
BryceBot: <kusuriya> since medical care is against the belief of the jahovas witnesses
kyl: s/lif/lief/ | s/jah/jeh/
BryceBot: <kusuriya> since medical care is against the belief of the jehovas witnesses
kbw: One of my friends was a jehovah's witness
kyl: *was*
dxtr: I've had a jehova friend too
kbw: He never tried to convert me or any shit though
dxtr: He was weird
kbw: kyl: as in I don't know him anymore
elalo: kbw: you miss the point. it was shown to be illegal. he wasn't arrested. not for any interesting period of time, anyway.
kbw: He probably still is one
kusuriya: but yeah thanks for ruining things southern states
Lefty: s/southern//
BryceBot: <kusuriya> but yeah thanks for ruining things states
kbw: kusuriya: Georgia here
Lefty: the US ruins fucking EVERYTHING
-: elalo pats himself on the back for that.
dbtid: kusuriya: this country was founded on concepts of religious freedom that the gov't can't override.
kbw: kusuriya: my city is liberal but everything bordering it is conservative
dbtid: the system worked
dxtr: kusuriya: Our cats are used to dogs too
kusuriya: dbtid: corperations are not people
say it with me :P
dbtid: they are legal people, indeed. but it's messed up
kbw: The real meaning of being american has been skewed over to being extremely religious and conservative, which is wrong wrong wrong
Lefty: I never did understand the "corporations are people" thing
dxtr: Can corporations have kundishuns?
kusuriya: they may abuse a loophole in a law to pretend to be people
but they are not actually people
kbw: America was founded on the values of the freemasons, with a few nuts also signing the constitution
Lefty: I get what it is, I just can't wrap my head around the brokenness that brings it around
kusuriya: the first corp I see get physically arrested and put in jail for violating the law will make me change my position
elalo: kbw: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.giflike.com/JpTQAWq.gif&v=nJ-bIeJ4zOY&s=5
kusuriya: I undersand they are legal people and thats how the law is
dxtr: kusuriya: To be honest I think corporations are people here too.
kusuriya: but its bullshit
kbw: elalo: I'm not going to wait for that to load
dxtr: Yeah, "legal people"
elalo: you do that. you do that and then you shut your pie hole.
dbtid: kbw: the usa was founded on the core principles of a small gov't and religious freedom: the gov't can't tell you to do something the violates your religious beliefs.
kusuriya: dxtr: they are in large parts of the western world but sweden actually holds them accountable
elalo: with your commie internet speed.
kusuriya: here in the US you can literally hide behind your corp
to prevent incarceration
dbtid: kusuriya: no, you cn'at anymore.
*can't
elalo: oh wait dxr is the commie not kbw.
kusuriya: dbtid: funny because its still happening
dxtr: kusuriya: Legal people even have their own personal identity number
jorey: only if the corp is big enough and you've got enough power
dbtid: look at the guy who ran enron. enron's not in jail, he is.
dxtr: But it's called organisation number
kusuriya: I have yet to see a single fannie mae Exec go to jail for the fraud they commited
kbw: dbtid: if my religious beliefs involve women covering their entire faces, they can't stop that?
dbtid: fannie mae is a GOVERNMENT corporation
kusuriya: the guy who ran enron went to jail because he personally did somthing wrong
dbtid: of course nothing will heppen to them
kbw: dbtid: what if a woman had a court order and skipped it, and someone else attended
kusuriya: fannie mae was not always one
elalo: in the U.S. you are forced to tolerate an executive who refuses to shake a woman's hand due to religious belief.
kusuriya: or goldman sachs
elalo: which is fucking horse shit.
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kusuriya: who we can prove their CEOs commited fraud
dxtr: kusuriya: If I remember correctly we have the "legal person" thing EXACTLY so we can hold someone accountable :P
jorey: let's have another example that's currently in the news: blackwater
-: elalo goes back to reading Absolute OpenBSD
dbtid: elalo: i have that book
jorey: elalo: 1 or 2?
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kbw: Bah
elalo: 2. Purchased from the OpenBSD foundation because I'm a good person.
dxtr: But it was a while I studied business
Like.. Five years ago
kbw: I was never interested in networking or servers
kusuriya: elalo: for an individual I would understand, wouldnt do business with him ever again but would understand
elalo: Or no..not the OpenBSD foundation. The OpenBSD store.
kbw: I believe UNIX is more fun when used on workstations and time sharing systems
kusuriya: for a whole company no
dbtid: well, personally i hope the whole ACA blows up and we'll be done with it. since it was determined to be a tax and the bill originated in the senate (so i've heard) it could fail on those grounds. here's hoping.
kbw: Guys I think I know what to do for a career
jorey: elalo: to be fair, forcing someone to shake hands would be horse shit as well
elalo: kusuriya: huh?
kbw: Move to colorado and sell pot
kusuriya: dbtid: that was already shot down in flames by the supreme court
kbw: Easiest job out there
elalo: jorey: Agreed! But not allowing a company to say 'this is horse shit you're fired mr. executive' is super super horse shit.
jorey: it's not /that/ easy if done well
SirSkidmore: brycec: trafficone: anyone else who bought space engineers: do you guys want to play tonight?
kusuriya: it was compared to some other legal things the government has done in the past
SirSkidmore: kbw: I think you're probably wrong
kbw: SirSkidmore: I was trolling in a way
elalo: kbw: stop that.
kbw: SirSkidmore: growing is a really hard job, and since it's all done in cash the accounting is a nightmare
kusuriya: The house republicans have tried now 50 times to overturn the ACA in any way they could including suing over it and they have all failed so that is here to stay
kbw: Plus the threat of burglary is incredibly high
kusuriya: for better or worse :(
dxtr: jorey: Btw, is Blackwater in the news again?
kbw: elalo: stop what
elalo: stop trolling.
jorey: dxtr: yes. someone blew the whistle they apparently threatened to assassinate people investigating their behaviour when they were "deployed" in iraq
dxtr: kusuriya: ACA?
jorey: s/people/someone/
BryceBot: <jorey> dxtr: yes. someone blew the whistle they apparently threatened to assassinate someone investigating their behaviour when they were "deployed" in iraq
elalo: Absolute OpenBSD is one of the finer technical books I've read.
jorey: i.e. someone from the u.s.
and the embassy apparently sided with blackwater, rather than the state department investigators
dxtr: jorey: murrica!
kusuriya: dxtr: Affordable Care Act, its our first step to universal health care
not a great first step
its actually terribly lousy
but its a step
kbw: Free healthcare provided by government
kusuriya: its not even that
kbw: I'm kidding
kusuriya: i wish it was :P
kbw: Socialized medicine really sucks
dbtid: Lord please save us from universal healthcare.
dxtr: Lord :D
kusuriya: yes lets save ourselves from shorter wait times at emergency rooms because people can afford to get preventive healthcare
that sounds like a GREAT idea
kbw: Healthcare companies are all crooks
dxtr: "Dear God. Today was a bad day for capitalism and christianity"
kbw: Pharma too
Our government are crooks too
Laws are bought these days
dxtr: kusuriya: but.. but.. taxes!
Lefty: s/e/i/
BryceBot: <dxtr> kusuriya: but.. but.. taxis!
dxtr: Taxes are bad, mkay?=
kusuriya: s/taxes/communism/
BryceBot: <dxtr> kusuriya: but.. but.. communism!
kbw: Senators are nothing but lousy businessmen trying to get reelected.
dxtr: Yes. Taxes = communism
kbw: Look at their commercials.
dbtid: in my small town we don't have that problem
the problem is in big cities
i think we should just wall up the big cities and be done with them
let the rats and fleas have them all
kusuriya: dbtid: your small town would have a problem with it should you do something that requires emergency care that is beyond the scope of your local doctor
which is possible
elalo: bigger waste of time: arguing politics or ranting about linux systemd???
kusuriya: systemD
kbw: Here in Georgia they're only trying to appear to be the most conservative and Republican. There is no "I'm going to do whatever is best for my country", it's "I'm going to do whatever my voters think is best, which is vote no for everything Democrat"
xpt: elalo: linux
jorey: kusuriya: i don't know a lot about your wait times in the u.s., but i can tell you wait times are pretty high in germany as well and we have practically universal healthcare, unless it's actually an emergency (read: urgent).
dbtid: proposed: the real problem with the United States today is large cities filled with people too stupid to take care of themselves.
dxtr: kbw: Georgia to me is "Honey Boo Boo"
jorey: kusuriya: that's not to criticize universal healthcare, it's a great thing. just saying, wait times may not be affected by that
kbw: dbtid: right, walling up civilization is best.
dxtr: kbw: That's about as much as I know about Georgia :P
kusuriya: jorey: emergency room times actually are
-: kbw lives in a big city and would love to be walled up from the idiots outside
xpt: s/wall/facebook/
BryceBot: >>> kbw lives in a big city and would love to be facebooked up from the idiots outside
kbw: dxtr: that pig-human comes from my state?
kusuriya: jorey: every study shown so far of every country that has had a universal health care system shows emergency room visits go down and preventitive care goes up
SirSkidmore: kbw: you remind me a lot of how I acted like 5 years ago
kusuriya: what you have to fix moves further up the chain which is hypocondriacs abusing the system
dxtr: kbw: I regret to have to say Yes
kusuriya: as far as people are concerned
kbw: dxtr: if so, it's a very accurate description of the inbred suburban idiots bordering atlanta
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kusuriya: then there are other fraud things that move up the pipe too but they still happen nomatter what system you choose
kbw: SirSkidmore: ok?
dxtr: kbw: Alright.
SirSkidmore: kbw: just saying
dxtr: I was hoping you'd prove me wrong :P
jorey: kusuriya: ah, you mean as in "they don't have 132411243 patients waiting in the emergency room because they didn't go to the doc when they should have because they couldn't've afforded it", got it. misunderstood you, i guess.
kusuriya: yep
SirSkidmore: also, I'm from the boonies of Kentucky... so I would say the people around Atlanta are much better :P
my hometown still doesn't really have ISP options
kbw: We should place a ban on pickup trucks and stop broadcasting fox news so all the subhumans can leave and migrate to alabama or some other shitty state, where they rightfully belong
SirSkidmore: basically, dialup, or outrageously expensive satelite stuf
kusuriya: jorey: you also have less deaths because people go and see about that cut before the whole leg goes gang greene
dxtr: gangrene*
SirSkidmore: kbw: yeah. You're basically 14 year old me.
dbtid: kbw: speaking for those of us outside, we'd be happy if you walled yourself in.
you wouldn't last too long without the farms.
jorey: emergency rooms can still have long wait times regardless, if it's not terribly urgent. i know i've waited 5h on an x-ray before
snk: @ronswanson
BryceBot: Ron Swanson says: What's a not-gay way to ask him to go camping with me?
dbtid: but the farms would last plenty long w/o the cities
kusuriya: and cronic conditions get treated more often and more consistently driving costs down over the whole system
etc
kbw: dbtid: the farms aren't the problem
dbtid: it's the people in the far north georgia
dxtr: kusuriya: I'll take you to an emergency room here and we'll see how that goes :p
kbw: dbtid: the rural areas/far south places are okay
SirSkidmore: kbw: the people who live in the middle of a town and have huge lifted pick up trucks with confederate flags flying?
jorey: kusuriya: yep, i know. good healthcare is a terribly important thing in my opinion. our system is far from perfect, but it's 12341193241 times better than what i've seen from the u.s.
kusuriya: dxtr: will I be waiting for 12 hours to get my near detached thumb to get reattached?
that is still bleeding
kbw: SirSkidmore: yes.
brycec: FYI for all you freeloading cheapskates, if this hasn't already been linked https://www.windowsondevices.com/
dxtr: kusuriya: well, it isn't exactly a FIFO process.
jorey: it's a priority queue
SirSkidmore: kbw: because we have those in the very north bits of Indiana too :P
kusuriya: dxtr: neither is the USes
kbw: The south of Georgia isn't necessarily bad, it's just poor and low income.
SirSkidmore: brycec: neat, thanks
kusuriya: but all of the hospitals around me have a 4 - 12 hour average wait time
brycec: (t'was on Lobste.rs this morning)
kbw: SirSkidmore: every time I see those people in northern states I give all my why
brycec: (https://lobste.rs/s/8r6cd5/windows_on_devices_-_get_your_free_intel_galileo_board)
kbw: SirSkidmore: I saw them in west virginia, and west virginia is the very reason there are two virginias after the civil war!
dxtr: kusuriya: As jorey said, it's a priority queue. Life threatening stuff > severe stuff that might turn life threatening > severe stuff that won't turn life threatening > etc
kbw: Perhaps they're regular virginia overflow
kusuriya: jorey: the US is in a great position right now though in that every single other western nation has done universal healthcare systems so we know what does and does not work and we can make a system cherry picking the best
our poloticians just refuse to
jorey: kusuriya: about time.
SirSkidmore: brycec: query real quick?
Lefty: your politicians just don't want anyone to have anything nice
dxtr: kusuriya: I once waited I-don't-know-how-many-hours (6?) to have one of my toes put back in place
Lefty: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
snk: Lefty: i think they do want nice stuff, but not more than the money they are getting from lobbyists to prevent the nice stuff
jorey: kusuriya: it's largely because people don't understand it and are afraid of "this new healthcare thing" and are comfortable as long as they arne't in a case where they would've needed good healthcare and politicians don't want to lose votes. from my understanding, anyways.
kbw: I want to make some apple pie right now D:
kusuriya: dxtr: I lost the tip of my thumb between the kunckles and it was still spurting blood
kbw: Let
kusuriya: I waited 12 hours to just be seen
jorey: kusuriya: sucks
kbw: Let's change the topic, I'm done talking about politics
kusuriya: another 5 to get it reattached
kbw: So what's up with the whole hipster subculture we have now
snk: new topic: Ruby, and why it's awesome
kbw: And when will it die?
snk: ;)
kusuriya: most the people in the queue were there for something simple that their primary care doc should have seen them for if they could afford it, a lot where there because they waited too long :P
but yeah
just frustrated
so how about GO ruining the industry
snk: kusuriya: yeah, I waited hours in the emergency room with a broken collar bone while people with head colds were seen before me
dxtr: kusuriya: I think that'd be considered life threatening
dbtid: they can't set a collar bone anyway :)
dxtr: Rule of thumb (Ha ha ha..) is that if you're missing a limb you'll be taken care of rather quickly :P
snk: i wanted to throw the "ice bag" the nurse gave me at them and tell them to see their PCP
dxtr: snk: PCP is some good shit
jorey: dxtr: or really have any major injury or possibility thereof
kusuriya: yeah all the nurse did for me was ice my thumb till it stopped bleeding and told me to wait
snk: dbtid: yeah... but I needed an x-ray to see that it was actually broken, and some pain killers
:D
dxtr: kusuriya: But if you're coming in with a bruise you're gonna have a really bad time
I suspect they're silently punishing people who come in to the emergency room for crap
jorey: unless that bruise is related to internal bleeding
*likely
dxtr: jorey: My rule of thumb is that as long as I don't draw blood it's cool. If I draw blood I'm already floored because I pass out when I see blood
jorey: haha
kusuriya: dxtr: some waits are understandable at the ER
the waits in the us are excessive
mostly because people really cant afford to see a PCP when a condition was not emergent
dxtr: kusuriya: I'm not at the ER often enough to say anything educated about it. I guess part of it is related to that we're getting kinda spoiled
People can't afford PCP? Sucks :/
kusuriya: consistently
dxtr: PCP, if anything, should be tax paid
kusuriya: but just know the US as an industrialized nation is in great company with places like Oman for offering health care
SirSkidmore: Oh wow. It's already almost 5
dxtr: We're not talking about the same PCP, are we?
SirSkidmore: today really went by quickly
dxtr: SirSkidmore: More like almost 23
kusuriya: yes and no
xpt: SirSkidmore: it's 10:43 pm
qbit: bcallah, lteo_, juanfra, afresh1 any of you getting hangs on amd64?
elalo: @wiki pcp
dxtr: xpt: 10:43 penis monster
BryceBot: PCP :: PCP may refer to: In medicine and pharmaceutics: Phencyclidine, a recreational dissociative drug Primary care physician, a doctor who acts as first point of consultation for patients Primary care paramedic, the entry-level of paramedic practice in Canada Pneumocystis pneumonia, a form of pneumonia caused by the yeast-like fungus Post-coital pill, a form of emergency... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCP
xpt: dxtr: more like post meridiem
dxtr: Or pussy mangler?
I told the girlfriend that I'm the pussy mangler during sexual intercourse once
She wasn't as turned on by it as I expected
SirSkidmore: dxtr: lol
xpt: s/gi/ex-gi/
BryceBot: <dxtr> I told the ex-girlfriend that I'm the pussy mangler during sexual intercourse once
SirSkidmore: xpt++
kusuriya: :D
kbw: I feel dirty writing a VM in a VM like Java
dxtr: Once I talked like "Johnny" from The Room
She didn't like that either
But you never know until you try
mcchunkie: TWSS!
juanfra: qbit: no, everything works fine.
dxtr: Have you guy seen The Room?
SirSkidmore: dxtr: no
@imdb the room
BryceBot: [MOVIE] Title: The Room | Year: 2003 | Rating: 3.5 | Genre: Drama | IMDB Link: http://imdb.com/title/tt0368226
afresh1: qbit: haven't gotten any recently, but my snapshot is from a month ago
dxtr: It's the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. 10/10 wouldn't watch again
Would highly recommend
It's so bad it's good
qbit: k
SirSkidmore: qbit: I wasn't at all yesterday
qbit: SirSkidmore: you running the lastest snaps?
SirSkidmore: qbit: as of yesterday
I think so
unless I missed something last night
qbit: k
nice
SirSkidmore: no
I'm one snap behind
qbit: my box has locked up like 3 times today
SirSkidmore: qbit: I'll update when I get home and let you know
qbit: sweet
SirSkidmore: have to finish typing up my blog post to keep bcallah happy anyway :P
bcallah: o/
SirSkidmore: bcallah: o/
bcallah: SirSkidmore: o
SirSkidmore: it's about just config files for emacs and stump
alright
I'm heading home
bye guys
piroko: If you took the greatest filmmakers in history and gave them all the task of purposefully creating a film as spectacularly horrible as this not one of them, with all their knowledge and skill, could make anything that could even be considered as a contender.
kbw: I know a kid who watches shitty movies for fun
I simply can't, I don't like cringing
dxtr: piroko: :D
piroko: this movie sounds great
qbit: you are tearing me apart lisa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPCG-NcfCr0
BryceBot: YouTube Music: "The Room Dubstep Remix - MiCrowJupiter (Original)" by MicroJupiterUK (2m 51s), 153,756 views, 2,011 likes and 17 dislikes. Uploaded 2011-05-26T14:33:22.000Z.
dxtr: "I love Johnny!" - "I don't love Johnny anymore!" - "I love Mark!"
jorey: speaking of which: calamari wrestler. youtube that.
dxtr: qbit: Thats the girlfriends ringtone
The best part of that movie is when Lisas mom casually states that she has cancer
-: qbit reflects on the goldendays of dubstep
dxtr: And that was the end of that
qbit: lol
nice dxtr
dxtr: Never again is it brought up or even mentioned
piroko, qbit, kbw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4
BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "The Room - Roof Scene : "Oh Hi Mark"" by Xing500 (1m 58s), 3,756,282 views, 12,245 likes and 358 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-04-13T04:17:32.000Z.
qbit: aye
xpt: dxtr: you mean the room as in (tv series) the room which is a tv series of room 23 with all those 'artifacts' that can alter the world?
qbit: i have even played the "The Room" video game
dxtr: xpt: No, I mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4
BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "The Room - Roof Scene : "Oh Hi Mark"" by Xing500 (1m 58s), 3,756,282 views, 12,245 likes and 358 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-04-13T04:17:32.000Z.
dxtr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Ew3TIeVQ
BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "The Room - The Flower Shop Scene" by DVDont (19s), 2,291,619 views, 7,668 likes and 139 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-06-13T09:37:24.000Z.
dxtr: dat audio work
piroko: wow
this is.......... horrible
qbit: superbad
dxtr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpfPmvG6CHI
BryceBot: YouTube Music: "The Room - Lisa Already Ordered a Pizza" by Mitchel Hunt (1m 33s), 475,292 views, 1,276 likes and 30 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-08-05T00:10:06.000Z.
piroko: ROFL
NO FORGET IT I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER
"well whatever"
oh my god I have to see this now
dxtr: "Ha ha ha ha! What a story, Mark!"
piroko: that flower scene i'm dying
dxtr: Haha
qbit: :D
piroko: dxtr: you don't know someone with the last name nihiser do you?
I showed that vid to a coworker and he said he was just talking to a friend about that movie over the weekend
dxtr: piroko: No I don't
piroko: er wait I'm thinking of dtbibdibdd
you live in sweden lol
dxtr: Not that I know of at least :P
haha
fail
piroko: major fail
dxtr: How is Nihiser even pronounced?
All I can squeeze out is "Neeheeser"
Because that's how it'd be pronounced in sweden :P
piroko: nai-haiser
dxtr: piroko: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOEESGYyiv0
BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "Wise words in Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room'" by RickYune (16s), 485,585 views, 1,393 likes and 20 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-07-29T20:17:15.000Z.
dxtr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if5eP3crl_4
BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "The Room - Tommy Wiseau quotes" by Jalgmees (6m 23s), 954,559 views, 6,081 likes and 90 dislikes. Uploaded 2011-04-04T20:17:31.000Z.
dxtr: piroko: Birdemic is also gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEokEOezF7o
BryceBot: YouTube Film: "Birdemic - Best scenes from the worst film ever made" by TehgYuFufe (13m 57s), 126,434 views, 672 likes and 61 dislikes. Uploaded 2011-08-10T22:44:02.000Z.
elalo: This video is not available in your country.
fucking freedom-haters.
qbit: merika! fuck yea!
dxtr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3j_iL2FcXQ
BryceBot: YouTube Film: "Everything Wrong With Birdemic: Shock & Terror" by CinemaSins (20m 16s), 1,013,224 views, 22,436 likes and 350 dislikes. Uploaded 2014-04-08T14:21:50.000Z.
dxtr: qbit, piroko: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxZblVUkMU
BryceBot: YouTube News: "Birdemic-The most epic scene ever filmed" by Skac01 (59s), 390,544 views, 2,244 likes and 319 dislikes. Uploaded 2010-04-11T16:13:02.000Z.
dxtr: That scene is just.. So awesome
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