***: [FBI] has joined #devious brycec: :P qbit: lol
benDos: clearly you haven't see csi brycec: ugh, worst thing about that Gizmodo "article" - using "NIC" qbit: they ahve tons of peeps who know what they are doing benDos: qbit, i've seen 24
That seemed legit
I usually fix servers by looking pout'y at a camera brycec: benDos: don't forget the cleavage qbit: you know then benDos: I wonder how long the courts will stop putting people in jail because only one person can use an ip address before it gets discarded forever qbit: what if they didn't actually catch him.. and they want his friends to think he sucked..
and you are blowing the cover? brycec: s/v/pp/ BryceBot: and you are blowing the copper? benDos: then I expect to be paid a hefty sum ot keep quiet brycec: s/ver/ppah/ BryceBot: and you are blowing the coppah? qbit: americans and your entitlement!
ISN"T HELPING YOUR COUNTRY ENOUGH? trafficone: tr/r/ah/ BryceBot: ameaicans and youa entitlement! ***: sjoos has quit IRC (Quit: Konversation terminated!) kyl: s/paid a hefty sum/the victim of a drone strike/ BryceBot: then I expect to be the victim of a drone strike ot keep quiet kyl: well, don't worry
that can be arranged trafficone: kyl: you and your drones kyl: trafficone: d-ron and i are good buddies benDos: brycec, https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/12/8/KwjH4z5AA0-WK1BEjpQrow2.jpg brycec: ha piroko: hahahahaha
That is awesome brycec: that was entirely too difficult to read
twss mcchunkie: Added funny: "that was entirely too difficult to read" trafficone: is there a way to do that with regular expressions?
or will that incur zalgo? piroko: That's just because your not smart benDos: Yes tehre is a way to do it with regex
But what are you talking about?
s/teh/the/ BryceBot: Yes there is a way to do it with regex kyl: trafficone: DO NOT MENTION HIS NAME
he comes he comes trafficone: well, if I want to re-arrange the letters in every word except the first and last letter
that seems a little too... engh for REGEX benDos: You can if you know the word size kyl: ZALGO IS TONY THE PONY HE COMES benDos: but regex can't do counting so reordering isn't really gonna work
regular expressions can't do counting i should say
you can use regex libs that offer more than pure regular expressions qbit: http://syzygy.st/javascript-coroutines/
mmmmmmmmmmmm kyl: qbit: was on lobste.rs qbit: cha kyl: nbdjs -: brycec waits impatiently for travis to get around to his build qbit: ogmwhatareyoutravising? -: trafficone pokes travis brycec: a lib for which I submitted a broken pull-req qbit: :D
aw - my node pull req hasn't gone in yet kyl: and it won't
ever qbit: :O brycec: And I [apparently] can't run the unit tests on my own machine, it bitches... so I'm waiting for Travis qbit: :'( ***: sjoos has joined #devious kyl: brycec: well hurryy up, would you?
I forget, does travis do Go? brycec: https://travis-ci.org/brycied00d/twilio-php says it passed
kyl Yes
goddamnit Travis you useless piece of shit, you only tested master, not the branch I'd pushed to kyl: not that I really use a lot of travis since i can just 'go test' on the CLI brycec: oh now it's started the branch kyl: failed brycec: yes, as expected
I was pissed off when it said "Passed" ***: sjoos has quit IRC (Client Quit) trafficone: tr/i/a/ BryceBot: I was passed off when at saad "Passed" ***: sjoos has joined #devious jrick: HAHAA I passed my systems and signals class
I didn't learn a single thing from that class trafficone: jrick: good job jrick: with a B no less trafficone: that seems like a pretty bad teacher
the signal is disconnected from the system
if you can pass with a B and learn nothing
clearly, had you learned something, you would have gotten an F, or expelled, or something jrick: yeah probably but I don't care because I don't need this class for anything trafficone: s/need/sex with a goat in/ BryceBot: yeah probably but I don't care because I don't sex with a goat in this class for anything jrick: it's a req for my major (computer engineering) but it's a EE class brycec: Holy crap, Travis-CI can time travel! https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3167967/screenshot_2012-12-14_16-20-07.png "2 minutes from now" trafficone: good job, Travis-CI
jrick: but EE is sodamn sexy
it's where robots come from brycec: oh btw congrats jrick
^ jrick: thx trafficone: Bono is telling me he is the walrus... I've got a strong feeling I should listen to him brycec: NO TRAFFICONE DO NOT! trafficone: jrick: yes, congrats brycec: trafficone is the walrus. Without question. trafficone: I am the walrus kyl: jrick: how much longer? -: trafficone walruscone jrick: till the grand day of graduation? 4 months kyl: until classes are over?
i thought this was your last semester jrick: oh brycec: trafficone++ jrick: classes are over right now
but I have one more semester
and 2 finals for this semester kyl: ohdamn brycec: Man, Travis is cool... I should use it more. qbit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS0P7w4YCDI&feature=share BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "Walk Like an Eqyptian" by thecleverlys (3m 9s), 325,018 views, 1,143 likes and 16 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-07-16T03:22:09.000Z. kyl: i dunno what it's useful for qbit: yeah - i should too - no idea how to test irc on it tho kyl: at least not in this case
qbit: spoof a connection brycec: ^ kyl: when i was testing irc shit
i just wrote a quick python server brycec: PHP's got something called Mockery, that Twilio is using to mock HTTP request/response kusuriya: lol i think planetside 2 overheated my processor trafficone: planetside 2 overheated my everything
I was all happy with my 5 year old computer
now I need a new one
s/computer/motherboard/ BryceBot: I was all happy with my 5 year old motherboard kyl: I need to set up a media server qbit: omg kyl you should set up an openbsd media server
IT"STHEBEST kyl: qbit: i'd probably use a sheeva
mmm guess i could use a beagleboard qbit: use that for the frontend
you aren't gonna be doing any transcoding on a sheeva or bb kyl: i won't be doing *any* transcoding
transcoding is for nubs
by media server
i really mean NAS
something I can attach my media drive to
and still watch/listen to stuff on my laptop qbit: mmm trafficone: s/(?<=really mean ).(.)(.)/211/ BryceBot: i really mean SAA trafficone: OH I FAILED -: trafficone commits ballpoint-pen seppuku qbit: that was pretty good man
nice boobieform trafficone: regex is the origin of T&A on the Internet
anyone who says otherwise isn't aroused by pattern matching
s/(?<=really mean ).(.)(.)/122/ brycec: ha
(if trafficone was wondering, BryceBot says the pattern didn't match to anything
(bear in mind it only goes back 15 lines or so...)
s/(?<=really mean ).(.)(.)/122/ BryceBot: i really mean ASS brycec: I upped it to 30 :D trafficone: woot! benDos: s/(transcoding)/1 with nodejs/ BryceBot: BAREMETAL!!! trafficone: @log_search transcoding benDos: s/(transcoding)/$1 with nodejs/ BryceBot: 38 results found. Here's one at random: Oct 10, 2012 15:20:05 <benDos > Yeah vlc does a bunch of transcoding as well, but I believe you can pull out specific audio video tracks and save them
BAREMETAL!!!
@log_search transcoding with nodejs qbit: :D benDos: too far back to match "transcoding is for nubs" at 18:29est
? brycec: yes trafficone: s/s(?= )// BryceBot: too far back to match "transcoding i for nubs" at 18:29est trafficone: this is going to bother me... brycec: benDos: it went as far back as 16:30:29 <+qbit> mmm benDos: brycec, can you just expose some php debugger so we can play with the regex stuff? brycec: no? benDos: Fine. brycec: that sounds like a terribly insecure idea trafficone: benDos: don't you already have a regexbot?
s/terr/rel/ | s/in/un-/ BryceBot: that sounds like a relibly un-secure idea benDos: s/ibly[ -~]+[^(idea)]/ibly fun idea BryceBot: that sounds like a terribly fun ideaidea benDos: doh :p trafficone: holy shit, my mp3 player just totally freaked out brycec: @log_search don't%penis BryceBot: 6 results found. Here's one at random: Jan 05, 2012 16:12:24 <dxtr > I don't wanna stick my penis in something that smells like that :( brycec: meh, close enough trafficone: @log_search tran%stick BryceBot: 4 results found. Here's one at random: Feb 12, 2012 13:26:54 <eest > vimja: i pic of my alix firewall featuring a transparent obsd sticker qbit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=U_9J2oJjjd4
oh my god BryceBot: YouTube Comedy: "Forever Alone Meets Michelle Jenneke" by Alecofthechive (2m 5s), 1,061,580 views, 11,306 likes and 447 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-12-13T20:10:32.000Z. qbit: omg
]i love that video ***: sjoos_ has quit IRC (Quit: Konversation terminated!) benDos: trafficone, I do have a regex bot
brycec, was playing with adding regex to BryceBot so no need for benDossBot in here
Duplicates some functionality from other bots in here, and some plugins specific for the main channel i made it for trafficone: getting the last 30 lines, supporting tr/, and even m/
m/./ ??? BryceBot: g,e,t,t,i,n,g, ,t,h,e, ,l,a,s,t, ,3,0, ,l,i,n,e,s,,, ,s,u,p,p,o,r,t,i,n,g, ,t,r,/,,, ,a,n,d, ,e,v,e,n, ,m,/ trafficone: BryceBot: thanks brycec: trafficone: m// is Perl match
m/a../ BryceBot: aff,atc brycec: sweet, my MySQL query went from .55sec to 1:12 trafficone: m/(ar|ba|la|ad|re|no|ne|do) / benDos: brycec, for BryceBot? trafficone: m/no / BryceBot: no
trafficone: I don't handle OR properly, sorry. trafficone: oh, okay /me kicks a can brycec: benDos: Working to fix an edge condition in its SQL trafficone: select * from custeez c left outer join heirarchy1 p on c.parentid = p.id left outer join custeez c2 on c2.parentid = p.id and c.id<>c2.id where c2.name != 'YOURMOM' and c.name = $1 brycec: FAIL you forgot the trailing ; trafficone: ;
NOTFAIL brycec: fine. trafficone: ^_^ ***: cerry8 has joined #devious kusuriya: ENOTFAIL cerry8: hi, I do not remember the password to my email where there was Qualla mysql database. how do I change it?
hi, I do not remember the password to my email where there was the mysql database. how do I change it? benDos: ophcrack Lefty: rainbow tables kusuriya: luck cerry8: :) Database that is on your server jpgcr: I'm sure an admin would be happy to disable your potentially-compromised account for you. kusuriya: or kick you for trying to compromise an account ***: niteye has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) cerry8: I'm sorry, why should disable the account? I have never had a problem? benDos: National Security Guest43106: s/N/Intern BryceBot: International Security benDos: cerry8, maybe rephrase your question? jpgcr: You've potentially let your password out into the wild. Your account credentials may be compromised. Guest43106: Laters.. take care! ***: Guest43106 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) trafficone: jpgcr: roll for initiative
@roll 1d10 BryceBot: trafficone, rolling 1d10... 6 kusuriya: @roll 1d12 BryceBot: kusuriya, rolling 1d12... 9 cerry8: time ago I signed up because I was trying php mysql, now I started studying php and mysql and I wanted to give it a try, but I do not remember the password to my old email kusuriya: cerry8: your best bet is to email admins@devio.us ***: cmeiklejohn has joined #devious
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Pro-tip: Don't lose access to your important email accounts. kusuriya: no admin will reset a password ever via IRC requests
its just the breaks trafficone: cerry8: not to be too commercial here, but to do that you can get a free AWS account, and use Elastic Beanstalk to set up a virtual server with PHP+Apache+Mysql installed kyl: cerry8: how would I know it was you who owned the account? jpgcr: trafficone: Not cool... trafficone: not only will you learn PHP, you'll get exposure to a cloud environment which scales with your company cerry8: I do not know, how can we do? you tell me kyl: well, i'm pretty busy and don't have time to really think about it - come up with some ideas, and run them by me
trafficone: I heard AWS sucks trafficone: well, first you need to set up your AWS account. Just browse to aws.amazon.com and set up the account kyl: trafficone: and they only have bad devs cerry8: I swear I will not do anything more with microsoft! kyl: but microsoft is best operating system trafficone: kyl: I am more of a Excel fan myself cerry8: I do not know what they changed on their servers and I can not log in to my email more! kyl: trafficone: i agree
trafficone: access for database work, of course
scales way better than the crap they call aws trafficone: cerry8: actually, another thing you might want to look into is XAMPP, you can istall it on your local machine and write PHP against it kyl: the cloud - what if it rains? would a thunderstorm disrupt your data? we don't have any evidence, so clearly aliens. cerry8: I already have a virtual machine installed LAMP on my pc, but I have trouble accessing the outside! trafficone: kyl: it's okay, the cloud is based out of seattle, so downtime is only expected during the summer months. That's why they suggest you put some servers in the Australia site for double cloud redundancy. kyl: trafficone: interesting trafficone: have you tried putting it by a window?
you might get better access to the cloud that way BryceBot: TO THE CLOUD!!! kyl: no, but i used a cantenna trafficone: I have too many versions of "devil's haircut"
cerry8: if data size/speed/etc isn't an issue, you could use sqlite
IIRC, wolfman has sqlite running kyl: trafficone: pfft
sqlite is so passé
i'm over it
redis and mongo are the new hotness cerry8: hmm, I have to try! trafficone: s/the.*ss/bringing wolfman to its knees/ BryceBot: redis and mongo are bringing wolfman to its knees kyl: with their sheer powerrrrrrrrrrr cerry8: so the database will be up to the maximum 10mb
if I enter every day something inside kusuriya: oh i love people XD
"We need to ban all pistols they are more offensive weapons, were rifles are more defensive weapons" :/ kyl: yep kusuriya: its like um no they are both equally offensive and defensive depends on the situation
:D kyl: *technically* handguns are defensive and rifles are offensive
nbdjs kusuriya: kyl: thats what i was trying to impress upon them kyl: also fwiw i carried a hdangun for a year in a warzone and never fired it except at a range
and by fired, i include NDs in that list brycec: Good news everyone! I fixed a "bug" in BryceBot's regex, so it really will search through the last 30 lines, not just the "somewhere between 15 and 30 lines" it was doing before. trafficone: I thought that shitfucks were offonsive, pistols and rifles are just guns kyl: trafficone: i'm talking about the intended usage of the tools
offensive might be hunting trafficone: kyl: well, just look at them from a range standpoint kyl: trafficone: i don't cerry8: I hope to find a solution, good night! ;) trafficone: like, you *probably* aren't defending if you're shooting at people a quarter-mile away
cerry8: good lucks ***: cerry8 has quit IRC (Quit: leaving) trafficone: wtf was up with that guy? kyl: man, submitting my code for review is always a tense moment
i *know* i'm a subpar dev who writes subpar code (i've only been coding for a few years with no formal background)
but still trafficone: s/submitting/pushing/ | s/for review/to production without testing it/ | s/$/ until something breaks/ BryceBot: man, pushing my code to production without testing it is always a tense moment until something breaks benDos: I totally win at burritos brycec: ^ and yet kyl's code is better than a lot of "profession, trained devs" I've encountered. (no ijoke) kyl: no one uses my code in production
"no i joke" is correct brycec: s/ij/j/ BryceBot: ^ and yet kyl's code is better than a lot of "profession, trained devs" I've encountered. (no joke) brycec: :P trafficone: brycec: yeah, the more I learn about programming/programmers, the more I'm frightened for every piece of softwere I ever use brycec: I should replace boa with srvwd just to spite kyl kyl: brycec: i still hold to the standard of, "it's not that i'm good, it's that everyone else sucks too" theory benDos: colbyjack cheese from a regional cheese company, turkey, chorizo, lettuce, and a habanero and peach sauce kyl: i'm probably going to try for a mango salsa this weekend brycec: trafficone: The good news is that, based on my experience, a lot of those programmers end up working for big contractors like Honeywell doing annoying gruntwork like radar control systems. The bad news: see "good news." trafficone: Sgmentation Fault. kyl: it's why the .mil's computer systems suck -- you get what you pay for
s/Sgmentation Fault./SIGSEGV/ BryceBot: SIGSEGV benDos: trafficone, how comfortable are you with C?
If you were scared of programmers before... trafficone: benDos: don't make me think about that, I want to be able to sleep tonight without the use of drugs
It's not that bad, C has lots of benefitsxma9xak0/39x a3crxm 0/;9 m90]8m;.; benDos: trafficone, are you on a linux system atm? trafficone: benDos: yes and no? kyl: I mean, I know a lot of the things not to do, but i'm not particularly good benDos: trafficone, there's something cool with strace if you want to be really scared of programmers
Attaching to already running processes of the same user trafficone: :-( brycec: (I love that strace can do that, so handy) benDos: It's pretty easy to in real time monitor all disk, network, keyboard, etc io and filter it into meaningful data
And man
My browser usually runs as me..
s/me/$USER/ BryceBot: My browser usually runs as $USER.. benDos: Happens to be one of things that as far as i know fedora is the only major linux distro fixes by default kusuriya: my browser runs in a sandbox! brycec: Mine does too! I just wish the cat didn't crap in it too... trafficone: I run all clients as root, it's okay 'cause they're at least 5 years old jrick: I sandbox everything in my $HOME ***: ckrailo has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving...)
Old_Soldier has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) kusuriya: i do everything live benDos: s/live/in production/ BryceBot: i do everything in production trafficone: ssh root@productionbox, vim production code benDos: Note, port 22 ^ brycec: ^ But not necessarily a public IP
And maybe there's a firewall too benDos: productionbox doesn't have a public ip? snk: wooo, had jury service on monday that just got cancelled! kusuriya: hey guys i need you to hack my network ip 127.0.0.1
i need to make sure i secured that network! brycec: benDos: maybe productionbox resolves to a local/private IP benDos: kusuriya, lol gonna ddos you so hard trafficone: snk: great, now you have to do a jury downtime report benDos: brycec, i suppose brycec: Almost all of my production machines have only their services externally visible, and things like ssh are only accessible over the VPN
Keeps that simple. benDos: I keep some semiprivate ip's, no dns pointers to them generic rdns of my datacenter which i use for some stuff like that kusuriya: hm well this is bad
my blood sugar is at 407 trafficone: O_O brycec: -.- benDos: obscurity as the first layer of my security has kept my ssh logs clean of literally any malicious logins for years kusuriya: i actually really should go visit the hospital and get some insulin benDos: I'm not doctor but that seems pretty high
Yeah man brycec: Goody for you benDos. IP's I've never published frequently get port-scanned trafficone: yeah, you probably should kusuriya: benDos: normal is 75 - 120 benDos: brycec, i've got a few scans 'n stuff from previous users
Like some dudes in italy keep trying to hit a samba share on that ip
got a few scans but never even all of the tcp ports... -: benDos shrugs benDos: Been pretty lucky i guess
kusuriya, gf is an lpn says get some insulin now pls
border line ketoacidosis
@wiki ketoacidosis BryceBot: Ketoacidosis :: Ketoacidosis is a metabolic state associated with high concentrations of ketone bodies, formed by the breakdown of fatty acids and the deamination of amino acids. The two common ketones produced in humans are acetoacetic acid and β-hydroxybutyrate. Ketoacidosis is a pathological metabolic state marked by extreme and uncontrolled ketosis. In ketoacidosis, the body fails... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketoacidosis benDos: Cause i had to wiki it anyway trafficone: oh hey, someone at 201.18.74.122 tried to log into my home server as root kusuriya: benDos: i know its a bit late to do shit about it
unless i make a trip to the hospital benDos: you don't keep insulin around? brycec: Those damn brazillians benDos: right
which like kusuriya: nope im pill only benDos: you probably should do
huh idk at least call your doctor mang kusuriya: its not my high score -: benDos shruygs benDos: s/y// BryceBot: shrugs kusuriya: yeah im going to call my doc in the AM benDos: well gl kusuriya: get him to reup the insulin pens he took from me
since im kinda in this position since he took forever to get my glyburide up
i need to visit the pharmacy anyway tomrrow
my high score is 455
my dads beats me though 710 benDos: trafficone, most of my login attempts come from china
Usually on my mail server, from the same few blocks
But they try a couple user names, one password each then don't do it again for days trafficone: I had a few login attempts from china benDos: http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-nation-reports,30743/ trafficone: peace, y'all, I'm out
*lewhoosh* BryceBot: Au revoir trafficone! benDos: later ***: alexdj has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
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hitchcock.freenode.net sets mode: +vv mcchunkie pskept sharvey: so from my end
the internet died trafficone: sharvey: the Internet is not dead chi: http://ompldr.org/vZ3A3MQ trafficone: chi: well put snk: yikes
qbit: another night, another world class beer: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/14/505 BryceBot: Beer Advocate: "" snk: :D
.troll lazylopez: You code in Ruby? aww, that's cute! trafficone: snk: I'm surprised it's not called "India Big Male Ale" snk: use to be called the big man ale
close enough :P benDos: loled: export EDITOR=$(which rm) snk: lal
that one's a silent killer
because it might not do anything for months
and then you'll run visudo and BAM
a less distructive prank that I've played on people is to add a random sleep to their $PS1
they freak out about how slow their computer is
s/dist/dest BryceBot: a less destructive prank that I've played on people is to add a random sleep to their $PS1 benDos: haha mcchunkie: New packages for i386! ***: cmeiklejohn has joined #devious
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ChanServ sets mode: +o cmeiklejohn brycec: @ping Omegle_Bot: brycec: Pong! Round-trip time: 0.9062 seconds. jpgcr: brycec: Pong! Round-trip time: 1.6024 seconds. BryceBot: brycec: Pong! Round-trip time: 2.2455 seconds. brycec: I love how inaccurate those ping times are... They're all running on the same server
same path to me, etc
well they might not be on the same FN node trafficone: I forgot everything from PHP brycec: There's nothing wrong with that.
Fresh start in a better language, like Go zenmower: haha
http://i.imgur.com/zanjK.jpg brycec: Or a good reliable language, like Python zenmower: yeah trafficone: but I'm writing a twilio thing zenmower: i have had to write entirely too much javascript lately brycec: trafficone: ANOTHER?! trafficone: brycec: it's pretty much the thing we wrote meets the thing I wrote brycec: trafficone: if you care, I pushed a pull-req to twilio-php :)
ha trafficone: I do, gj brycec: well that's good solid description :P trafficone: :P
it's basically a game where you get a bunch of people to put in their phone numbers
and then you dial them
and they all have to put in a number of who they think "the villan" is
except the villan
who puts in their own number ***: cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Quit: ["Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com"]) trafficone: and the villan gets a message telling them they are that when they're called brycec: Interesting... but a bit confusing
But I think I like the concept zenmower: i just ordered 4 more magazines for my cz-75
just in case brycec: Mostly... how the hell am I supposed to remember other peoples' numbers, trafficone ? zenmower: they gonna take mai gunz trafficone: brycec: an alias
1-0 brycec: trafficone: Unless there's a prompt "Press 1 if you think Bryce is the villain"? trafficone: zenmower: bigger fish to fry brycec: Ah trafficone: no, it's got a wobsite brycec: wobsite! -: brycec thinks this totally calls for a cloudservice like AppEngine or Heroku to host trafficone: well, it's on AWS, if that makes you feel better brycec: not much mcchunkie: aw, where's the pun in that? brycec: BryceBot: twss? BryceBot: That was 50% what she said. 'not much' trafficone: 50% should not be the threshhodle brycec: trafficone: it's not -- two different bots' opinions
BryceBot's threshold is 97% iirc trafficone: BryceBot: twss? BryceBot: That was 50% what she said. 'BryceBot's threshold is 97% iirc' brycec: What's a good file I could expect to find on a C: drive?
I'm testing a php app's security on a windows system trafficone: IDK, porn.jpg kyl: c:windowssystem32cmd.exe ?
trafficone: porn.png brycec: ha thx guys kyl: brycec: no worries
heh i just designed some go stickers, but i really don't trust my design skills brycec: Yeah, we don't either. trafficone: I trust they're terrifying kyl: imagine zalgo meets the gopher
and they started hanging out
then ctulhu came over because he heard there was beer
and then odin was just liek sup brosephs
and thor parked sleipnir outside
and then... they ran out of beer
^ that level of terrifying trafficone: I'm building something on my eee
I need someting to read or do while I wait for this to finish kyl: k
https://gist.github.com/0d855c1b296c9c5d341b/ BryceBot: Gist by kisom on 2012-12-14T06:49:27Z, last updated 2012-12-14T06:54:21Z, 2 commits (Markdown:gistfile1.md) kyl: there you go brycec: I skimmed it, I like it. Especially the font. kyl: don't skim it
read it
l2go brycec: ikhtg kyl: but do you brycec: well, some. trafficone: is go setup on warfman?
by micheal dorn brycec: lol kyl: don't think it runs on wolfman brycec: and I wish, but there is no Go or wolfman afaik
cuz Go would need utf8 stuffs at the least
and obsd 4.7 is a no-go on that trafficone: what librarrry am I missing? undefined reference to `SSLv2_client_method' brycec: openssl?
http://www.openssl.org/docs/ssl/ssl.html kyl: lol brycec: FYI Portlandia 3x1 has been posted to the Internets trafficone: woo
portland sharvey: woo portland trafficone: woo indeed ***: jeffszusz has joined #devious
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already posted
;) jrick: brony python brycec: wow that's some frightening js kyl: jrick: are you seriously interested in stickers? jrick: maybe kyl: i'd be giving them away jrick: what do they look like? kyl: https://www.dropbox.com/s/eqdyeh7307avj89/designs.tgz
there's three designs jrick: wow
I ftp'ed that url and was wondering why tar wouldn't open it
turns out I donwloaded a webpage kyl: lol
i can probably get by picking up one of those designs ***: zentrification has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.)
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