[14:41] *** [FBI] starts logging #devious at Fri Dec 14 14:41:59 2012 [14:41] *** [FBI] has joined #devious [14:42] :P [14:42] lol [14:42] benDos: clearly you haven't see csi [14:42] ugh, worst thing about that Gizmodo "article" - using "NIC" [14:42] they ahve tons of peeps who know what they are doing [14:43] qbit, i've seen 24 [14:43] That seemed legit [14:43] I usually fix servers by looking pout'y at a camera [14:43] benDos: don't forget the cleavage [14:44] you know then [14:47] I wonder how long the courts will stop putting people in jail because only one person can use an ip address before it gets discarded forever [14:48] what if they didn't actually catch him.. and they want his friends to think he sucked.. [14:48] and you are blowing the cover? [14:48] s/v/pp/ [14:48] and you are blowing the copper? [14:48] then I expect to be paid a hefty sum ot keep quiet [14:49] s/ver/ppah/ [14:49] and you are blowing the coppah? [14:49] americans and your entitlement! [14:49] ISN"T HELPING YOUR COUNTRY ENOUGH? [14:49] tr/r/ah/ [14:49] ameaicans and youa entitlement! [14:49] *** sjoos has quit IRC (Quit: Konversation terminated!) [14:49] s/paid a hefty sum/the victim of a drone strike/ [14:49] then I expect to be the victim of a drone strike ot keep quiet [14:49] well, don't worry [14:49] that can be arranged [14:50] kyl: you and your drones [14:50] trafficone: d-ron and i are good buddies [14:50] brycec, https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/12/8/KwjH4z5AA0-WK1BEjpQrow2.jpg [14:50] ha [14:51] hahahahaha [14:51] That is awesome [14:51] that was entirely too difficult to read [14:51] twss [14:51] Added funny: "that was entirely too difficult to read" [14:51] is there a way to do that with regular expressions? [14:51] or will that incur zalgo? [14:51] That's just because your not smart [14:51] Yes tehre is a way to do it with regex [14:51] But what are you talking about? [14:51] s/teh/the/ [14:51] Yes there is a way to do it with regex [14:52] trafficone: DO NOT MENTION HIS NAME [14:52] he comes he comes [14:52] well, if I want to re-arrange the letters in every word except the first and last letter [14:52] that seems a little too... engh for REGEX [14:52] You can if you know the word size [14:52] ZALGO IS TONY THE PONY HE COMES [14:53] but regex can't do counting so reordering isn't really gonna work [14:53] regular expressions can't do counting i should say [14:53] you can use regex libs that offer more than pure regular expressions [14:55] http://syzygy.st/javascript-coroutines/ [14:55] mmmmmmmmmmmm [14:57] qbit: was on lobste.rs [14:57] cha [14:57] nbdjs [15:01] * brycec waits impatiently for travis to get around to his build [15:02] ogmwhatareyoutravising? [15:02] * trafficone pokes travis [15:02] a lib for which I submitted a broken pull-req [15:02] :D [15:03] aw - my node pull req hasn't gone in yet [15:03] and it won't [15:03] ever [15:03] :O [15:03] And I [apparently] can't run the unit tests on my own machine, it bitches... so I'm waiting for Travis [15:03] :'( [15:03] *** sjoos has joined #devious [15:03] brycec: well hurryy up, would you? [15:04] I forget, does travis do Go? [15:04] https://travis-ci.org/brycied00d/twilio-php says it passed [15:04] kyl Yes [15:04] goddamnit Travis you useless piece of shit, you only tested master, not the branch I'd pushed to [15:04] not that I really use a lot of travis since i can just 'go test' on the CLI [15:04] oh now it's started the branch [15:05] failed [15:05] yes, as expected [15:06] I was pissed off when it said "Passed" [15:08] *** sjoos has quit IRC (Client Quit) [15:09] tr/i/a/ [15:09] I was passed off when at saad "Passed" [15:10] *** sjoos has joined #devious [15:17] HAHAA I passed my systems and signals class [15:17] I didn't learn a single thing from that class [15:17] jrick: good job [15:17] with a B no less [15:17] that seems like a pretty bad teacher [15:18] the signal is disconnected from the system [15:18] if you can pass with a B and learn nothing [15:18] clearly, had you learned something, you would have gotten an F, or expelled, or something [15:18] yeah probably but I don't care because I don't need this class for anything [15:18] s/need/sex with a goat in/ [15:18] yeah probably but I don't care because I don't sex with a goat in this class for anything [15:18] it's a req for my major (computer engineering) but it's a EE class [15:20] Holy crap, Travis-CI can time travel! https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3167967/screenshot_2012-12-14_16-20-07.png "2 minutes from now" [15:20] good job, Travis-CI [15:21] jrick: but EE is sodamn sexy [15:21] it's where robots come from [15:21] oh btw congrats jrick [15:21] ^ [15:21] thx [15:21] Bono is telling me he is the walrus... I've got a strong feeling I should listen to him [15:22] NO TRAFFICONE DO NOT! [15:22] jrick: yes, congrats [15:22] trafficone is the walrus. Without question. [15:22] I am the walrus [15:22] jrick: how much longer? [15:22] * trafficone walruscone [15:22] till the grand day of graduation? 4 months [15:22] until classes are over? [15:23] i thought this was your last semester [15:23] oh [15:23] trafficone++ [15:23] classes are over right now [15:23] but I have one more semester [15:23] and 2 finals for this semester [15:23] ohdamn [15:23] Man, Travis is cool... I should use it more. [15:23] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS0P7w4YCDI&feature=share [15:23] YouTube Comedy: "Walk Like an Eqyptian" by thecleverlys (3m 9s), 325,018 views, 1,143 likes and 16 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-07-16T03:22:09.000Z. [15:23] i dunno what it's useful for [15:23] yeah - i should too - no idea how to test irc on it tho [15:23] at least not in this case [15:24] qbit: spoof a connection [15:24] ^ [15:24] when i was testing irc shit [15:24] i just wrote a quick python server [15:24] PHP's got something called Mockery, that Twilio is using to mock HTTP request/response [15:24] lol i think planetside 2 overheated my processor [15:25] planetside 2 overheated my everything [15:25] I was all happy with my 5 year old computer [15:25] now I need a new one [15:26] s/computer/motherboard/ [15:26] I was all happy with my 5 year old motherboard [15:28] I need to set up a media server [15:28] omg kyl you should set up an openbsd media server [15:28] IT"STHEBEST [15:28] qbit: i'd probably use a sheeva [15:29] mmm guess i could use a beagleboard [15:29] use that for the frontend [15:29] you aren't gonna be doing any transcoding on a sheeva or bb [15:29] i won't be doing *any* transcoding [15:29] transcoding is for nubs [15:29] by media server [15:29] i really mean NAS [15:30] something I can attach my media drive to [15:30] and still watch/listen to stuff on my laptop [15:30] mmm [15:31] s/(?<=really mean ).(.)(.)/\2\1\1/ [15:31] i really mean SAA [15:32] OH I FAILED [15:32] * trafficone commits ballpoint-pen seppuku [15:32] that was pretty good man [15:32] nice boobieform [15:32] regex is the origin of T&A on the Internet [15:33] anyone who says otherwise isn't aroused by pattern matching [15:33] s/(?<=really mean ).(.)(.)/\1\2\2/ [15:34] ha [15:36] (if trafficone was wondering, BryceBot says the pattern didn't match to anything [15:37] (bear in mind it only goes back 15 lines or so...) [15:37] s/(?<=really mean ).(.)(.)/\1\2\2/ [15:37] i really mean ASS [15:37] I upped it to 30 :D [15:40] woot! [15:40] s/(transcoding)/\1 with nodejs/ [15:40] BAREMETAL!!! [15:40] @log_search transcoding [15:40] s/(transcoding)/$1 with nodejs/ [15:40] 38 results found. Here's one at random: Oct 10, 2012 15:20:05 Yeah vlc does a bunch of transcoding as well, but I believe you can pull out specific audio video tracks and save them [15:40] BAREMETAL!!! [15:40] @log_search transcoding with nodejs [15:40] :D [15:41] too far back to match "transcoding is for nubs" at 18:29est [15:41] ? [15:41] yes [15:41] s/s(?= )// [15:41] too far back to match "transcoding i for nubs" at 18:29est [15:42] this is going to bother me... [15:42] benDos: it went as far back as 16:30:29 <+qbit> mmm [15:42] brycec, can you just expose some php debugger so we can play with the regex stuff? [15:42] no? [15:42] Fine. [15:42] that sounds like a terribly insecure idea [15:42] benDos: don't you already have a regexbot? [15:43] s/terr/rel/ | s/in/un-/ [15:43] that sounds like a relibly un-secure idea [15:43] s/ibly[ -~]+[^(idea)]/ibly fun idea [15:43] that sounds like a terribly fun ideaidea [15:43] doh :p [15:44] holy shit, my mp3 player just totally freaked out [15:44] @log_search don't%penis [15:44] 6 results found. Here's one at random: Jan 05, 2012 16:12:24 I don't wanna stick my penis in something that smells like that :( [15:44] meh, close enough [15:46] @log_search tran%stick [15:46] 4 results found. Here's one at random: Feb 12, 2012 13:26:54 vimja: i pic of my alix firewall featuring a transparent obsd sticker [15:47] http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=U_9J2oJjjd4 [15:47] oh my god [15:47] YouTube Comedy: "Forever Alone Meets Michelle Jenneke" by Alecofthechive (2m 5s), 1,061,580 views, 11,306 likes and 447 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-12-13T20:10:32.000Z. [15:47] omg [15:47] ]i love that video [15:48] *** sjoos_ has quit IRC (Quit: Konversation terminated!) [15:48] trafficone, I do have a regex bot [15:49] brycec, was playing with adding regex to BryceBot so no need for benDossBot in here [15:50] Duplicates some functionality from other bots in here, and some plugins specific for the main channel i made it for [15:51] getting the last 30 lines, supporting tr/, and even m/ [15:51] m/./ ??? [15:51] g,e,t,t,i,n,g, ,t,h,e, ,l,a,s,t, ,3,0, ,l,i,n,e,s,,, ,s,u,p,p,o,r,t,i,n,g, ,t,r,/,,, ,a,n,d, ,e,v,e,n, ,m,/ [15:51] BryceBot: thanks [15:51] trafficone: m// is Perl match [15:51] m/a../ [15:51] aff,atc [15:52] sweet, my MySQL query went from .55sec to 1:12 [15:52] m/(ar|ba|la|ad|re|no|ne|do) / [15:52] brycec, for BryceBot? [15:52] m/no / [15:52] no [15:53] trafficone: I don't handle OR properly, sorry. [15:53] oh, okay /me kicks a can [15:53] benDos: Working to fix an edge condition in its SQL [15:56] select * from custeez c left outer join heirarchy1 p on c.parentid = p.id left outer join custeez c2 on c2.parentid = p.id and c.id<>c2.id where c2.name != 'YOURMOM' and c.name = $1 [15:57] FAIL you forgot the trailing ; [15:57] ; [15:57] NOTFAIL [15:58] fine. [15:58] ^_^ [15:59] *** cerry8 has joined #devious [16:00] ENOTFAIL [16:00] hi, I do not remember the password to my email where there was Qualla mysql database. how do I change it? [16:01] hi, I do not remember the password to my email where there was the mysql database. how do I change it? [16:02] ophcrack [16:02] rainbow tables [16:02] luck [16:02] :) Database that is on your server [16:02] I'm sure an admin would be happy to disable your potentially-compromised account for you. [16:03] or kick you for trying to compromise an account [16:03] *** niteye has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) [16:04] I'm sorry, why should disable the account? I have never had a problem? [16:05] National Security [16:05] s/N/Intern [16:05] International Security [16:05] cerry8, maybe rephrase your question? [16:05] You've potentially let your password out into the wild. Your account credentials may be compromised. [16:06] Laters.. take care! [16:06] *** Guest43106 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [16:08] jpgcr: roll for initiative [16:08] @roll 1d10 [16:08] trafficone, rolling 1d10... 6 [16:08] @roll 1d12 [16:08] kusuriya, rolling 1d12... 9 [16:09] time ago I signed up because I was trying php mysql, now I started studying php and mysql and I wanted to give it a try, but I do not remember the password to my old email [16:09] cerry8: your best bet is to email admins@devio.us [16:09] *** cmeiklejohn has joined #devious [16:09] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o cmeiklejohn [16:10] cerry8 So even if you went through the standard lost-password process, you wouldn't be able to receive the email? You're screwed man. [16:10] Pro-tip: Don't lose access to your important email accounts. [16:10] no admin will reset a password ever via IRC requests [16:10] its just the breaks [16:10] cerry8: not to be too commercial here, but to do that you can get a free AWS account, and use Elastic Beanstalk to set up a virtual server with PHP+Apache+Mysql installed [16:11] cerry8: how would I know it was you who owned the account? [16:11] trafficone: Not cool... [16:11] not only will you learn PHP, you'll get exposure to a cloud environment which scales with your company [16:12] I do not know, how can we do? you tell me [16:13] well, i'm pretty busy and don't have time to really think about it - come up with some ideas, and run them by me [16:13] trafficone: I heard AWS sucks [16:13] well, first you need to set up your AWS account. Just browse to aws.amazon.com and set up the account [16:13] trafficone: and they only have bad devs [16:16] I swear I will not do anything more with microsoft! [16:16] but microsoft is best operating system [16:16] kyl: I am more of a Excel fan myself [16:16] I do not know what they changed on their servers and I can not log in to my email more! [16:16] trafficone: i agree [16:17] trafficone: access for database work, of course [16:17] scales way better than the crap they call aws [16:17] cerry8: actually, another thing you might want to look into is XAMPP, you can istall it on your local machine and write PHP against it [16:17] the cloud - what if it rains? would a thunderstorm disrupt your data? we don't have any evidence, so clearly aliens. [16:18] I already have a virtual machine installed LAMP on my pc, but I have trouble accessing the outside! [16:18] kyl: it's okay, the cloud is based out of seattle, so downtime is only expected during the summer months. That's why they suggest you put some servers in the Australia site for double cloud redundancy. [16:19] trafficone: interesting [16:21] have you tried putting it by a window? [16:21] you might get better access to the cloud that way [16:21] TO THE CLOUD!!! [16:21] no, but i used a cantenna [16:25] I have too many versions of "devil's haircut" [16:26] cerry8: if data size/speed/etc isn't an issue, you could use sqlite [16:26] IIRC, wolfman has sqlite running [16:26] trafficone: pfft [16:26] sqlite is so passé [16:26] i'm over it [16:26] redis and mongo are the new hotness [16:27] hmm, I have to try! [16:27] s/the.*ss/bringing wolfman to its knees/ [16:27] redis and mongo are bringing wolfman to its knees [16:27] with their sheer powerrrrrrrrrrr [16:28] so the database will be up to the maximum 10mb [16:28] if I enter every day something inside [16:28] oh i love people XD [16:29] "We need to ban all pistols they are more offensive weapons, were rifles are more defensive weapons" :/ [16:29] yep [16:29] its like um no they are both equally offensive and defensive depends on the situation [16:29] :D [16:29] *technically* handguns are defensive and rifles are offensive [16:30] nbdjs [16:30] kyl: thats what i was trying to impress upon them [16:30] also fwiw i carried a hdangun for a year in a warzone and never fired it except at a range [16:30] and by fired, i include NDs in that list [16:30] Good news everyone! I fixed a "bug" in BryceBot's regex, so it really will search through the last 30 lines, not just the "somewhere between 15 and 30 lines" it was doing before. [16:30] I thought that shitfucks were offonsive, pistols and rifles are just guns [16:31] trafficone: i'm talking about the intended usage of the tools [16:31] offensive might be hunting [16:31] kyl: well, just look at them from a range standpoint [16:31] trafficone: i don't [16:31] I hope to find a solution, good night! ;) [16:31] like, you *probably* aren't defending if you're shooting at people a quarter-mile away [16:32] cerry8: good lucks [16:32] *** cerry8 has quit IRC (Quit: leaving) [16:32] wtf was up with that guy? [16:32] man, submitting my code for review is always a tense moment [16:33] i *know* i'm a subpar dev who writes subpar code (i've only been coding for a few years with no formal background) [16:33] but still [16:33] s/submitting/pushing/ | s/for review/to production without testing it/ | s/$/ until something breaks/ [16:33] man, pushing my code to production without testing it is always a tense moment until something breaks [16:33] I totally win at burritos [16:33] ^ and yet kyl's code is better than a lot of "profession, trained devs" I've encountered. (no ijoke) [16:33] no one uses my code in production [16:34] "no i joke" is correct [16:34] s/ij/j/ [16:34] ^ and yet kyl's code is better than a lot of "profession, trained devs" I've encountered. (no joke) [16:34] :P [16:34] brycec: yeah, the more I learn about programming/programmers, the more I'm frightened for every piece of softwere I ever use [16:34] I should replace boa with srvwd just to spite kyl [16:34] brycec: i still hold to the standard of, "it's not that i'm good, it's that everyone else sucks too" theory [16:35] colbyjack cheese from a regional cheese company, turkey, chorizo, lettuce, and a habanero and peach sauce [16:35] i'm probably going to try for a mango salsa this weekend [16:35] trafficone: The good news is that, based on my experience, a lot of those programmers end up working for big contractors like Honeywell doing annoying gruntwork like radar control systems. The bad news: see "good news." [16:35] Sgmentation Fault. [16:35] it's why the .mil's computer systems suck -- you get what you pay for [16:36] s/Sgmentation Fault./SIGSEGV/ [16:36] SIGSEGV [16:36] trafficone, how comfortable are you with C? [16:36] If you were scared of programmers before... [16:36] benDos: don't make me think about that, I want to be able to sleep tonight without the use of drugs [16:37] It's not that bad, C has lots of benefitsxma9xak0/39x a3crxm 0/;9 m90]8m;.; [16:37] trafficone, are you on a linux system atm? [16:37] benDos: yes and no? [16:37] I mean, I know a lot of the things not to do, but i'm not particularly good [16:37] trafficone, there's something cool with strace if you want to be really scared of programmers [16:38] Attaching to already running processes of the same user [16:38] :-( [16:38] (I love that strace can do that, so handy) [16:39] It's pretty easy to in real time monitor all disk, network, keyboard, etc io and filter it into meaningful data [16:39] And man [16:39] My browser usually runs as me.. [16:39] s/me/$USER/ [16:39] My browser usually runs as $USER.. [16:42] Happens to be one of things that as far as i know fedora is the only major linux distro fixes by default [16:43] my browser runs in a sandbox! [16:43] Mine does too! I just wish the cat didn't crap in it too... [16:43] I run all clients as root, it's okay 'cause they're at least 5 years old [16:46] I sandbox everything in my $HOME [16:46] *** ckrailo has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving...) [16:46] *** Old_Soldier has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [16:50] i do everything live [16:52] s/live/in production/ [16:52] i do everything in production [16:52] ssh root@productionbox, vim production code [16:53] Note, port 22 ^ [16:53] ^ But not necessarily a public IP [16:53] And maybe there's a firewall too [16:54] productionbox doesn't have a public ip? [16:54] wooo, had jury service on monday that just got cancelled! [16:54] hey guys i need you to hack my network ip 127.0.0.1 [16:54] i need to make sure i secured that network! [16:54] benDos: maybe productionbox resolves to a local/private IP [16:54] kusuriya, lol gonna ddos you so hard [16:54] snk: great, now you have to do a jury downtime report [16:54] brycec, i suppose [16:55] Almost all of my production machines have only their services externally visible, and things like ssh are only accessible over the VPN [16:55] Keeps that simple. [16:56] I keep some semiprivate ip's, no dns pointers to them generic rdns of my datacenter which i use for some stuff like that [16:58] hm well this is bad [16:58] my blood sugar is at 407 [16:58] O_O [16:58] -.- [16:58] obscurity as the first layer of my security has kept my ssh logs clean of literally any malicious logins for years [16:58] i actually really should go visit the hospital and get some insulin [16:58] I'm not doctor but that seems pretty high [16:58] Yeah man [16:59] Goody for you benDos. IP's I've never published frequently get port-scanned [16:59] yeah, you probably should [16:59] benDos: normal is 75 - 120 [16:59] brycec, i've got a few scans 'n stuff from previous users [16:59] Like some dudes in italy keep trying to hit a samba share on that ip [17:00] got a few scans but never even all of the tcp ports... [17:00] * benDos shrugs [17:00] Been pretty lucky i guess [17:00] kusuriya, gf is an lpn says get some insulin now pls [17:01] border line ketoacidosis [17:01] @wiki ketoacidosis [17:01] Ketoacidosis :: Ketoacidosis is a metabolic state associated with high concentrations of ketone bodies, formed by the breakdown of fatty acids and the deamination of amino acids. The two common ketones produced in humans are acetoacetic acid and β-hydroxybutyrate. Ketoacidosis is a pathological metabolic state marked by extreme and uncontrolled ketosis. In ketoacidosis, the body fails... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketoacidosis [17:01] Cause i had to wiki it anyway [17:02] oh hey, someone at 201.18.74.122 tried to log into my home server as root [17:02] benDos: i know its a bit late to do shit about it [17:02] unless i make a trip to the hospital [17:02] you don't keep insulin around? [17:02] Those damn brazillians [17:02] right [17:02] which like [17:02] nope im pill only [17:02] you probably should do [17:02] huh idk at least call your doctor mang [17:02] its not my high score [17:02] * benDos shruygs [17:02] s/y// [17:02] shrugs [17:02] yeah im going to call my doc in the AM [17:03] well gl [17:03] get him to reup the insulin pens he took from me [17:03] since im kinda in this position since he took forever to get my glyburide up [17:04] i need to visit the pharmacy anyway tomrrow [17:04] my high score is 455 [17:05] my dads beats me though 710 [17:06] trafficone, most of my login attempts come from china [17:06] Usually on my mail server, from the same few blocks [17:07] But they try a couple user names, one password each then don't do it again for days [17:07] I had a few login attempts from china [17:10] http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-nation-reports,30743/ [17:11] peace, y'all, I'm out [17:11] *lewhoosh* [17:11] Au revoir trafficone! 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[18:42] snk: I'm surprised it's not called "India Big Male Ale" [18:43] use to be called the big man ale [18:43] close enough :P [18:45] loled: export EDITOR=$(which rm) [18:48] lal [18:48] that one's a silent killer [18:49] because it might not do anything for months [18:49] and then you'll run visudo and BAM [18:50] a less distructive prank that I've played on people is to add a random sleep to their $PS1 [18:50] they freak out about how slow their computer is [18:50] s/dist/dest [18:50] a less destructive prank that I've played on people is to add a random sleep to their $PS1 [18:51] haha [18:53] New packages for i386! [19:12] *** cmeiklejohn has joined #devious [19:12] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o cmeiklejohn [19:12] *** cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Excess Flood) [19:12] *** cmeiklejohn has joined #devious [19:12] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o cmeiklejohn [19:12] *** cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Excess Flood) [19:13] *** cmeiklejohn has joined #devious [19:13] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o cmeiklejohn [19:13] *** cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Excess Flood) [19:15] *** cmeiklejohn has joined #devious [19:15] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o cmeiklejohn [19:38] @ping [19:38] brycec: Pong! Round-trip time: 0.9062 seconds. [19:38] brycec: Pong! Round-trip time: 1.6024 seconds. [19:38] brycec: Pong! Round-trip time: 2.2455 seconds. [19:39] I love how inaccurate those ping times are... They're all running on the same server [19:39] same path to me, etc [19:39] well they might not be on the same FN node [20:11] I forgot everything from PHP [20:11] There's nothing wrong with that. [20:11] Fresh start in a better language, like Go [20:11] haha [20:11] http://i.imgur.com/zanjK.jpg [20:11] Or a good reliable language, like Python [20:12] yeah [20:12] but I'm writing a twilio thing [20:12] i have had to write entirely too much javascript lately [20:12] trafficone: ANOTHER?! [20:12] brycec: it's pretty much the thing we wrote meets the thing I wrote [20:12] trafficone: if you care, I pushed a pull-req to twilio-php :) [20:12] ha [20:12] I do, gj [20:13] well that's good solid description :P [20:13] :P [20:13] it's basically a game where you get a bunch of people to put in their phone numbers [20:13] and then you dial them [20:13] and they all have to put in a number of who they think "the villan" is [20:13] except the villan [20:14] who puts in their own number [20:14] *** cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Quit: ["Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com"]) [20:14] and the villan gets a message telling them they are that when they're called [20:14] Interesting... but a bit confusing [20:14] But I think I like the concept [20:14] i just ordered 4 more magazines for my cz-75 [20:14] just in case [20:15] Mostly... how the hell am I supposed to remember other peoples' numbers, trafficone ? [20:15] they gonna take mai gunz [20:15] brycec: an alias [20:15] 1-0 [20:15] trafficone: Unless there's a prompt "Press 1 if you think Bryce is the villain"? [20:15] zenmower: bigger fish to fry [20:15] Ah [20:15] no, it's got a wobsite [20:15] wobsite! [20:16] * brycec thinks this totally calls for a cloudservice like AppEngine or Heroku to host [20:18] well, it's on AWS, if that makes you feel better [20:18] not much [20:18] aw, where's the pun in that? [20:18] BryceBot: twss? [20:18] That was 50% what she said. 'not much' [20:19] 50% should not be the threshhodle [20:20] trafficone: it's not -- two different bots' opinions [20:20] BryceBot's threshold is 97% iirc [20:21] BryceBot: twss? [20:21] That was 50% what she said. 'BryceBot's threshold is 97% iirc' [20:22] What's a good file I could expect to find on a C: drive? [20:23] I'm testing a php app's security on a windows system [20:24] IDK, porn.jpg [20:25] c:\windows\system32\cmd.exe ? [20:25] trafficone: porn.png [20:26] ha thx guys [20:30] brycec: no worries [20:30] heh i just designed some go stickers, but i really don't trust my design skills [20:31] Yeah, we don't either. [20:31] I trust they're terrifying [20:31] imagine zalgo meets the gopher [20:31] and they started hanging out [20:32] then ctulhu came over because he heard there was beer [20:32] and then odin was just liek sup brosephs [20:32] and thor parked sleipnir outside [20:32] and then... they ran out of beer [20:32] ^ that level of terrifying [20:36] I'm building something on my eee [20:37] I need someting to read or do while I wait for this to finish [20:38] k [20:38] https://gist.github.com/0d855c1b296c9c5d341b/ [20:38] Gist by kisom on 2012-12-14T06:49:27Z, last updated 2012-12-14T06:54:21Z, 2 commits (Markdown:gistfile1.md) [20:38] there you go [20:39] I skimmed it, I like it. Especially the font. [20:40] don't skim it [20:40] read it [20:40] l2go [20:40] ikhtg [20:41] but do you [20:41] well, some. [20:41] is go setup on warfman? [20:41] by micheal dorn [20:41] lol [20:42] don't think it runs on wolfman [20:42] and I wish, but there is no Go or wolfman afaik [20:42] cuz Go would need utf8 stuffs at the least [20:42] and obsd 4.7 is a no-go on that [20:53] what librarrry am I missing? undefined reference to `SSLv2_client_method' [20:53] openssl? [20:54] http://www.openssl.org/docs/ssl/ssl.html [21:06] lol [21:12] FYI Portlandia 3x1 has been posted to the Internets [21:21] woo [21:21] portland [21:22] woo portland [21:37] woo indeed [21:41] *** jeffszusz has joined #devious [21:41] *** tragicsans has joined #devious [21:47] *** tragicsans has quit IRC () [22:26] http://www.brython.info/index_en.html [22:28] pffft [22:28] already posted [22:28] ;) [22:32] brony python [22:32] wow that's some frightening js [22:32] jrick: are you seriously interested in stickers? [22:32] maybe [22:32] i'd be giving them away [22:32] what do they look like? [22:32] https://www.dropbox.com/s/eqdyeh7307avj89/designs.tgz [22:33] there's three designs [22:34] wow [22:34] I ftp'ed that url and was wondering why tar wouldn't open it [22:34] turns out I donwloaded a webpage [22:35] lol [22:43] i can probably get by picking up one of those designs [22:44] *** zentrification has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) [23:25] *** alexdj has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) [23:36] *** jeffszusz has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)