#devious 2012-12-14,Fri

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brycec	:P	[14:42]
qbit	lol benDos: clearly you haven't see csi	[14:42]
brycec	ugh, worst thing about that Gizmodo "article" - using "NIC"	[14:42]
qbit	they ahve tons of peeps who know what they are doing	[14:42]
benDos	qbit, i've seen 24 That seemed legit I usually fix servers by looking pout'y at a camera	[14:43]
brycec	benDos: don't forget the cleavage	[14:43]
qbit	you know then	[14:44]
benDos	I wonder how long the courts will stop putting people in jail because only one person can use an ip address before it gets discarded forever	[14:47]
qbit	what if they didn't actually catch him.. and they want his friends to think he sucked.. and you are blowing the cover?	[14:48]
brycec	s/v/pp/	[14:48]
BryceBot	and you are blowing the copper?	[14:48]
benDos	then I expect to be paid a hefty sum ot keep quiet	[14:48]
brycec	s/ver/ppah/	[14:49]
BryceBot	and you are blowing the coppah?	[14:49]
qbit	americans and your entitlement! ISN"T HELPING YOUR COUNTRY ENOUGH?	[14:49]
trafficone	tr/r/ah/	[14:49]
BryceBot	ameaicans and youa entitlement!	[14:49]
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kyl	s/paid a hefty sum/the victim of a drone strike/	[14:49]
BryceBot	then I expect to be the victim of a drone strike ot keep quiet	[14:49]
kyl	well, don't worry that can be arranged	[14:49]
trafficone	kyl: you and your drones	[14:50]
kyl	trafficone: d-ron and i are good buddies	[14:50]
benDos	brycec, https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/12/8/KwjH4z5AA0-WK1BEjpQrow2.jpg	[14:50]
brycec	ha	[14:50]
piroko	hahahahaha That is awesome	[14:51]
brycec	that was entirely too difficult to read twss	[14:51]
mcchunkie	Added funny: "that was entirely too difficult to read"	[14:51]
trafficone	is there a way to do that with regular expressions? or will that incur zalgo?	[14:51]
piroko	That's just because your not smart	[14:51]
benDos	Yes tehre is a way to do it with regex But what are you talking about? s/teh/the/	[14:51]
BryceBot	Yes there is a way to do it with regex	[14:51]
kyl	trafficone: DO NOT MENTION HIS NAME he comes he comes	[14:52]
trafficone	well, if I want to re-arrange the letters in every word except the first and last letter that seems a little too... engh for REGEX	[14:52]
benDos	You can if you know the word size	[14:52]
kyl	ZALGO IS TONY THE PONY HE COMES	[14:52]
benDos	but regex can't do counting so reordering isn't really gonna work regular expressions can't do counting i should say you can use regex libs that offer more than pure regular expressions	[14:53]
qbit	http://syzygy.st/javascript-coroutines/ mmmmmmmmmmmm	[14:55]
kyl	qbit: was on lobste.rs	[14:57]
qbit	cha	[14:57]
kyl	nbdjs	[14:57]
brycec	brycec waits impatiently for travis to get around to his build	[15:01]
qbit	ogmwhatareyoutravising?	[15:02]
trafficone	trafficone pokes travis	[15:02]
brycec	a lib for which I submitted a broken pull-req	[15:02]
qbit	:D aw - my node pull req hasn't gone in yet	[15:02]
kyl	and it won't ever	[15:03]
qbit	:O	[15:03]
brycec	And I [apparently] can't run the unit tests on my own machine, it bitches... so I'm waiting for Travis	[15:03]
qbit	:'(	[15:03]
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kyl	brycec: well hurryy up, would you? I forget, does travis do Go?	[15:03]
brycec	https://travis-ci.org/brycied00d/twilio-php says it passed kyl Yes goddamnit Travis you useless piece of shit, you only tested master, not the branch I'd pushed to	[15:04]
kyl	not that I really use a lot of travis since i can just 'go test' on the CLI	[15:04]
brycec	oh now it's started the branch	[15:04]
kyl	failed	[15:05]
brycec	yes, as expected I was pissed off when it said "Passed"	[15:05]
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trafficone	tr/i/a/	[15:09]
BryceBot	I was passed off when at saad "Passed"	[15:09]
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jrick	HAHAA I passed my systems and signals class I didn't learn a single thing from that class	[15:17]
trafficone	jrick: good job	[15:17]
jrick	with a B no less	[15:17]
trafficone	that seems like a pretty bad teacher the signal is disconnected from the system if you can pass with a B and learn nothing clearly, had you learned something, you would have gotten an F, or expelled, or something	[15:17]
jrick	yeah probably but I don't care because I don't need this class for anything	[15:18]
trafficone	s/need/sex with a goat in/	[15:18]
BryceBot	yeah probably but I don't care because I don't sex with a goat in this class for anything	[15:18]
jrick	it's a req for my major (computer engineering) but it's a EE class	[15:18]
brycec	Holy crap, Travis-CI can time travel! https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3167967/screenshot_2012-12-14_16-20-07.png "2 minutes from now"	[15:20]
trafficone	good job, Travis-CI jrick: but EE is sodamn sexy it's where robots come from	[15:20]
brycec	oh btw congrats jrick ^	[15:21]
jrick	thx	[15:21]
trafficone	Bono is telling me he is the walrus... I've got a strong feeling I should listen to him	[15:21]
brycec	NO TRAFFICONE DO NOT!	[15:22]
trafficone	jrick: yes, congrats	[15:22]
brycec	trafficone is the walrus. Without question.	[15:22]
trafficone	I am the walrus	[15:22]
kyl	jrick: how much longer?	[15:22]
trafficone	trafficone walruscone	[15:22]
jrick	till the grand day of graduation? 4 months	[15:22]
kyl	until classes are over? i thought this was your last semester	[15:22]
jrick	oh	[15:23]
brycec	trafficone++	[15:23]
jrick	classes are over right now but I have one more semester and 2 finals for this semester	[15:23]
kyl	ohdamn	[15:23]
brycec	Man, Travis is cool... I should use it more.	[15:23]
qbit	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS0P7w4YCDI&feature=share	[15:23]
BryceBot	YouTube Comedy: "Walk Like an Eqyptian" by thecleverlys (3m 9s), 325,018 views, 1,143 likes and 16 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-07-16T03:22:09.000Z.	[15:23]
kyl	i dunno what it's useful for	[15:23]
qbit	yeah - i should too - no idea how to test irc on it tho	[15:23]
kyl	at least not in this case qbit: spoof a connection	[15:23]
brycec	^	[15:24]
kyl	when i was testing irc shit i just wrote a quick python server	[15:24]
brycec	PHP's got something called Mockery, that Twilio is using to mock HTTP request/response	[15:24]
kusuriya	lol i think planetside 2 overheated my processor	[15:24]
trafficone	planetside 2 overheated my everything I was all happy with my 5 year old computer now I need a new one s/computer/motherboard/	[15:25]
BryceBot	I was all happy with my 5 year old motherboard	[15:26]
kyl	I need to set up a media server	[15:28]
qbit	omg kyl you should set up an openbsd media server IT"STHEBEST	[15:28]
kyl	qbit: i'd probably use a sheeva mmm guess i could use a beagleboard	[15:28]
qbit	use that for the frontend you aren't gonna be doing any transcoding on a sheeva or bb	[15:29]
kyl	i won't be doing any transcoding transcoding is for nubs by media server i really mean NAS something I can attach my media drive to and still watch/listen to stuff on my laptop	[15:29]
qbit	mmm	[15:30]
trafficone	s/(?<=really mean ).(.)(.)/211/	[15:31]
BryceBot	i really mean SAA	[15:31]
trafficone	OH I FAILED trafficone commits ballpoint-pen seppuku	[15:32]
qbit	that was pretty good man nice boobieform	[15:32]
trafficone	regex is the origin of T&A on the Internet anyone who says otherwise isn't aroused by pattern matching s/(?<=really mean ).(.)(.)/122/	[15:32]
brycec	ha (if trafficone was wondering, BryceBot says the pattern didn't match to anything (bear in mind it only goes back 15 lines or so...) s/(?<=really mean ).(.)(.)/122/	[15:34]
BryceBot	i really mean ASS	[15:37]
brycec	I upped it to 30 :D	[15:37]
trafficone	woot!	[15:40]
benDos	s/(transcoding)/1 with nodejs/	[15:40]
BryceBot	BAREMETAL!!!	[15:40]
trafficone	@log_search transcoding	[15:40]
benDos	s/(transcoding)/$1 with nodejs/	[15:40]
BryceBot	38 results found. Here's one at random: Oct 10, 2012 15:20:05 <benDos > Yeah vlc does a bunch of transcoding as well, but I believe you can pull out specific audio video tracks and save them BAREMETAL!!! @log_search transcoding with nodejs	[15:40]
qbit	:D	[15:40]
benDos	too far back to match "transcoding is for nubs" at 18:29est ?	[15:41]
brycec	yes	[15:41]
trafficone	s/s(?= )//	[15:41]
BryceBot	too far back to match "transcoding i for nubs" at 18:29est	[15:41]
trafficone	this is going to bother me...	[15:42]
brycec	benDos: it went as far back as 16:30:29 <+qbit> mmm	[15:42]
benDos	brycec, can you just expose some php debugger so we can play with the regex stuff?	[15:42]
brycec	no?	[15:42]
benDos	Fine.	[15:42]
brycec	that sounds like a terribly insecure idea	[15:42]
trafficone	benDos: don't you already have a regexbot? s/terr/rel/ \| s/in/un-/	[15:42]
BryceBot	that sounds like a relibly un-secure idea	[15:43]
benDos	s/ibly[ -~]+[^(idea)]/ibly fun idea	[15:43]
BryceBot	that sounds like a terribly fun ideaidea	[15:43]
benDos	doh :p	[15:43]
trafficone	holy shit, my mp3 player just totally freaked out	[15:44]
brycec	@log_search don't%penis	[15:44]
BryceBot	6 results found. Here's one at random: Jan 05, 2012 16:12:24 <dxtr > I don't wanna stick my penis in something that smells like that :(	[15:44]
brycec	meh, close enough	[15:44]
trafficone	@log_search tran%stick	[15:46]
BryceBot	4 results found. Here's one at random: Feb 12, 2012 13:26:54 <eest > vimja: i pic of my alix firewall featuring a transparent obsd sticker	[15:46]
qbit	http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=U_9J2oJjjd4 oh my god	[15:47]
BryceBot	YouTube Comedy: "Forever Alone Meets Michelle Jenneke" by Alecofthechive (2m 5s), 1,061,580 views, 11,306 likes and 447 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-12-13T20:10:32.000Z.	[15:47]
qbit	omg ]i love that video	[15:47]
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benDos	trafficone, I do have a regex bot brycec, was playing with adding regex to BryceBot so no need for benDossBot in here Duplicates some functionality from other bots in here, and some plugins specific for the main channel i made it for	[15:48]
trafficone	getting the last 30 lines, supporting tr/, and even m/ m/./ ???	[15:51]
BryceBot	g,e,t,t,i,n,g, ,t,h,e, ,l,a,s,t, ,3,0, ,l,i,n,e,s,,, ,s,u,p,p,o,r,t,i,n,g, ,t,r,/,,, ,a,n,d, ,e,v,e,n, ,m,/	[15:51]
trafficone	BryceBot: thanks	[15:51]
brycec	trafficone: m// is Perl match m/a../	[15:51]
BryceBot	aff,atc	[15:51]
brycec	sweet, my MySQL query went from .55sec to 1:12	[15:52]
trafficone	m/(ar\|ba\|la\|ad\|re\|no\|ne\|do) /	[15:52]
benDos	brycec, for BryceBot?	[15:52]
trafficone	m/no /	[15:52]
BryceBot	no trafficone: I don't handle OR properly, sorry.	[15:52]
trafficone	oh, okay /me kicks a can	[15:53]
brycec	benDos: Working to fix an edge condition in its SQL	[15:53]
trafficone	select * from custeez c left outer join heirarchy1 p on c.parentid = p.id left outer join custeez c2 on c2.parentid = p.id and c.id<>c2.id where c2.name != 'YOURMOM' and c.name = $1	[15:56]
brycec	FAIL you forgot the trailing ;	[15:57]
trafficone	; NOTFAIL	[15:57]
brycec	fine.	[15:58]
trafficone	^_^	[15:58]
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kusuriya	ENOTFAIL	[16:00]
cerry8	hi, I do not remember the password to my email where there was Qualla mysql database. how do I change it? hi, I do not remember the password to my email where there was the mysql database. how do I change it?	[16:00]
benDos	ophcrack	[16:02]
Lefty	rainbow tables	[16:02]
kusuriya	luck	[16:02]
cerry8	:) Database that is on your server	[16:02]
jpgcr	I'm sure an admin would be happy to disable your potentially-compromised account for you.	[16:02]
kusuriya	or kick you for trying to compromise an account	[16:03]
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cerry8	I'm sorry, why should disable the account? I have never had a problem?	[16:04]
benDos	National Security	[16:05]
Guest43106	s/N/Intern	[16:05]
BryceBot	International Security	[16:05]
benDos	cerry8, maybe rephrase your question?	[16:05]
jpgcr	You've potentially let your password out into the wild. Your account credentials may be compromised.	[16:05]
Guest43106	Laters.. take care!	[16:06]
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trafficone	jpgcr: roll for initiative @roll 1d10	[16:08]
BryceBot	trafficone, rolling 1d10... 6	[16:08]
kusuriya	@roll 1d12	[16:08]
BryceBot	kusuriya, rolling 1d12... 9	[16:08]
cerry8	time ago I signed up because I was trying php mysql, now I started studying php and mysql and I wanted to give it a try, but I do not remember the password to my old email	[16:09]
kusuriya	cerry8: your best bet is to email admins@devio.us	[16:09]
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jpgcr	cerry8 So even if you went through the standard lost-password process, you wouldn't be able to receive the email? You're screwed man. Pro-tip: Don't lose access to your important email accounts.	[16:10]
kusuriya	no admin will reset a password ever via IRC requests its just the breaks	[16:10]
trafficone	cerry8: not to be too commercial here, but to do that you can get a free AWS account, and use Elastic Beanstalk to set up a virtual server with PHP+Apache+Mysql installed	[16:10]
kyl	cerry8: how would I know it was you who owned the account?	[16:11]
jpgcr	trafficone: Not cool...	[16:11]
trafficone	not only will you learn PHP, you'll get exposure to a cloud environment which scales with your company	[16:11]
cerry8	I do not know, how can we do? you tell me	[16:12]
kyl	well, i'm pretty busy and don't have time to really think about it - come up with some ideas, and run them by me trafficone: I heard AWS sucks	[16:13]
trafficone	well, first you need to set up your AWS account. Just browse to aws.amazon.com and set up the account	[16:13]
kyl	trafficone: and they only have bad devs	[16:13]
cerry8	I swear I will not do anything more with microsoft!	[16:16]
kyl	but microsoft is best operating system	[16:16]
trafficone	kyl: I am more of a Excel fan myself	[16:16]
cerry8	I do not know what they changed on their servers and I can not log in to my email more!	[16:16]
kyl	trafficone: i agree trafficone: access for database work, of course scales way better than the crap they call aws	[16:16]
trafficone	cerry8: actually, another thing you might want to look into is XAMPP, you can istall it on your local machine and write PHP against it	[16:17]
kyl	the cloud - what if it rains? would a thunderstorm disrupt your data? we don't have any evidence, so clearly aliens.	[16:17]
cerry8	I already have a virtual machine installed LAMP on my pc, but I have trouble accessing the outside!	[16:18]
trafficone	kyl: it's okay, the cloud is based out of seattle, so downtime is only expected during the summer months. That's why they suggest you put some servers in the Australia site for double cloud redundancy.	[16:18]
kyl	trafficone: interesting	[16:19]
trafficone	have you tried putting it by a window? you might get better access to the cloud that way	[16:21]
BryceBot	TO THE CLOUD!!!	[16:21]
kyl	no, but i used a cantenna	[16:21]
trafficone	I have too many versions of "devil's haircut" cerry8: if data size/speed/etc isn't an issue, you could use sqlite IIRC, wolfman has sqlite running	[16:25]
kyl	trafficone: pfft sqlite is so passé i'm over it redis and mongo are the new hotness	[16:26]
cerry8	hmm, I have to try!	[16:27]
trafficone	s/the.*ss/bringing wolfman to its knees/	[16:27]
BryceBot	redis and mongo are bringing wolfman to its knees	[16:27]
kyl	with their sheer powerrrrrrrrrrr	[16:27]
cerry8	so the database will be up to the maximum 10mb if I enter every day something inside	[16:28]
kusuriya	oh i love people XD "We need to ban all pistols they are more offensive weapons, were rifles are more defensive weapons" :/	[16:28]
kyl	yep	[16:29]
kusuriya	its like um no they are both equally offensive and defensive depends on the situation :D	[16:29]
kyl	technically handguns are defensive and rifles are offensive nbdjs	[16:29]
kusuriya	kyl: thats what i was trying to impress upon them	[16:30]
kyl	also fwiw i carried a hdangun for a year in a warzone and never fired it except at a range and by fired, i include NDs in that list	[16:30]
brycec	Good news everyone! I fixed a "bug" in BryceBot's regex, so it really will search through the last 30 lines, not just the "somewhere between 15 and 30 lines" it was doing before.	[16:30]
trafficone	I thought that shitfucks were offonsive, pistols and rifles are just guns	[16:30]
kyl	trafficone: i'm talking about the intended usage of the tools offensive might be hunting	[16:31]
trafficone	kyl: well, just look at them from a range standpoint	[16:31]
kyl	trafficone: i don't	[16:31]
cerry8	I hope to find a solution, good night! ;)	[16:31]
trafficone	like, you probably aren't defending if you're shooting at people a quarter-mile away cerry8: good lucks	[16:31]
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trafficone	wtf was up with that guy?	[16:32]
kyl	man, submitting my code for review is always a tense moment i know i'm a subpar dev who writes subpar code (i've only been coding for a few years with no formal background) but still	[16:32]
trafficone	s/submitting/pushing/ \| s/for review/to production without testing it/ \| s/$/ until something breaks/	[16:33]
BryceBot	man, pushing my code to production without testing it is always a tense moment until something breaks	[16:33]
benDos	I totally win at burritos	[16:33]
brycec	^ and yet kyl's code is better than a lot of "profession, trained devs" I've encountered. (no ijoke)	[16:33]
kyl	no one uses my code in production "no i joke" is correct	[16:33]
brycec	s/ij/j/	[16:34]
BryceBot	^ and yet kyl's code is better than a lot of "profession, trained devs" I've encountered. (no joke)	[16:34]
brycec	:P	[16:34]
trafficone	brycec: yeah, the more I learn about programming/programmers, the more I'm frightened for every piece of softwere I ever use	[16:34]
brycec	I should replace boa with srvwd just to spite kyl	[16:34]
kyl	brycec: i still hold to the standard of, "it's not that i'm good, it's that everyone else sucks too" theory	[16:34]
benDos	colbyjack cheese from a regional cheese company, turkey, chorizo, lettuce, and a habanero and peach sauce	[16:35]
kyl	i'm probably going to try for a mango salsa this weekend	[16:35]
brycec	trafficone: The good news is that, based on my experience, a lot of those programmers end up working for big contractors like Honeywell doing annoying gruntwork like radar control systems. The bad news: see "good news."	[16:35]
trafficone	Sgmentation Fault.	[16:35]
kyl	it's why the .mil's computer systems suck -- you get what you pay for s/Sgmentation Fault./SIGSEGV/	[16:35]
BryceBot	SIGSEGV	[16:36]
benDos	trafficone, how comfortable are you with C? If you were scared of programmers before...	[16:36]
trafficone	benDos: don't make me think about that, I want to be able to sleep tonight without the use of drugs It's not that bad, C has lots of benefitsxma9xak0/39x a3crxm 0/;9 m90]8m;.;	[16:36]
benDos	trafficone, are you on a linux system atm?	[16:37]
trafficone	benDos: yes and no?	[16:37]
kyl	I mean, I know a lot of the things not to do, but i'm not particularly good	[16:37]
benDos	trafficone, there's something cool with strace if you want to be really scared of programmers Attaching to already running processes of the same user	[16:37]
trafficone	:-(	[16:38]
brycec	(I love that strace can do that, so handy)	[16:38]
benDos	It's pretty easy to in real time monitor all disk, network, keyboard, etc io and filter it into meaningful data And man My browser usually runs as me.. s/me/$USER/	[16:39]
BryceBot	My browser usually runs as $USER..	[16:39]
benDos	Happens to be one of things that as far as i know fedora is the only major linux distro fixes by default	[16:42]
kusuriya	my browser runs in a sandbox!	[16:43]
brycec	Mine does too! I just wish the cat didn't crap in it too...	[16:43]
trafficone	I run all clients as root, it's okay 'cause they're at least 5 years old	[16:43]
jrick	I sandbox everything in my $HOME	[16:46]
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kusuriya	i do everything live	[16:50]
benDos	s/live/in production/	[16:52]
BryceBot	i do everything in production	[16:52]
trafficone	ssh root@productionbox, vim production code	[16:52]
benDos	Note, port 22 ^	[16:53]
brycec	^ But not necessarily a public IP And maybe there's a firewall too	[16:53]
benDos	productionbox doesn't have a public ip?	[16:54]
snk	wooo, had jury service on monday that just got cancelled!	[16:54]
kusuriya	hey guys i need you to hack my network ip 127.0.0.1 i need to make sure i secured that network!	[16:54]
brycec	benDos: maybe productionbox resolves to a local/private IP	[16:54]
benDos	kusuriya, lol gonna ddos you so hard	[16:54]
trafficone	snk: great, now you have to do a jury downtime report	[16:54]
benDos	brycec, i suppose	[16:54]
brycec	Almost all of my production machines have only their services externally visible, and things like ssh are only accessible over the VPN Keeps that simple.	[16:55]
benDos	I keep some semiprivate ip's, no dns pointers to them generic rdns of my datacenter which i use for some stuff like that	[16:56]
kusuriya	hm well this is bad my blood sugar is at 407	[16:58]
trafficone	O_O	[16:58]
brycec	-.-	[16:58]
benDos	obscurity as the first layer of my security has kept my ssh logs clean of literally any malicious logins for years	[16:58]
kusuriya	i actually really should go visit the hospital and get some insulin	[16:58]
benDos	I'm not doctor but that seems pretty high Yeah man	[16:58]
brycec	Goody for you benDos. IP's I've never published frequently get port-scanned	[16:59]
trafficone	yeah, you probably should	[16:59]
kusuriya	benDos: normal is 75 - 120	[16:59]
benDos	brycec, i've got a few scans 'n stuff from previous users Like some dudes in italy keep trying to hit a samba share on that ip got a few scans but never even all of the tcp ports... benDos shrugs Been pretty lucky i guess kusuriya, gf is an lpn says get some insulin now pls border line ketoacidosis @wiki ketoacidosis	[16:59]
BryceBot	Ketoacidosis :: Ketoacidosis is a metabolic state associated with high concentrations of ketone bodies, formed by the breakdown of fatty acids and the deamination of amino acids. The two common ketones produced in humans are acetoacetic acid and β-hydroxybutyrate. Ketoacidosis is a pathological metabolic state marked by extreme and uncontrolled ketosis. In ketoacidosis, the body fails... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketoacidosis	[17:01]
benDos	Cause i had to wiki it anyway	[17:01]
trafficone	oh hey, someone at 201.18.74.122 tried to log into my home server as root	[17:02]
kusuriya	benDos: i know its a bit late to do shit about it unless i make a trip to the hospital	[17:02]
benDos	you don't keep insulin around?	[17:02]
brycec	Those damn brazillians	[17:02]
benDos	right which like	[17:02]
kusuriya	nope im pill only	[17:02]
benDos	you probably should do huh idk at least call your doctor mang	[17:02]
kusuriya	its not my high score	[17:02]
benDos	benDos shruygs s/y//	[17:02]
BryceBot	shrugs	[17:02]
kusuriya	yeah im going to call my doc in the AM	[17:02]
benDos	well gl	[17:03]
kusuriya	get him to reup the insulin pens he took from me since im kinda in this position since he took forever to get my glyburide up i need to visit the pharmacy anyway tomrrow my high score is 455 my dads beats me though 710	[17:03]
benDos	trafficone, most of my login attempts come from china Usually on my mail server, from the same few blocks But they try a couple user names, one password each then don't do it again for days	[17:06]
trafficone	I had a few login attempts from china	[17:07]
benDos	http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-nation-reports,30743/	[17:10]
trafficone	peace, y'all, I'm out lewhoosh	[17:11]
BryceBot	Au revoir trafficone!	[17:11]
benDos	later	[17:12]
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sharvey	so from my end the internet died	[18:16]
trafficone	sharvey: the Internet is not dead	[18:21]
chi	http://ompldr.org/vZ3A3MQ	[18:22]
trafficone	chi: well put	[18:27]
snk	yikes qbit: another night, another world class beer: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/14/505	[18:39]
BryceBot	Beer Advocate: ""	[18:39]
snk	:D .troll	[18:39]
lazylopez	You code in Ruby? aww, that's cute!	[18:39]
trafficone	snk: I'm surprised it's not called "India Big Male Ale"	[18:42]
snk	use to be called the big man ale close enough :P	[18:43]
benDos	loled: export EDITOR=$(which rm)	[18:45]
snk	lal that one's a silent killer because it might not do anything for months and then you'll run visudo and BAM a less distructive prank that I've played on people is to add a random sleep to their $PS1 they freak out about how slow their computer is s/dist/dest	[18:48]
BryceBot	a less destructive prank that I've played on people is to add a random sleep to their $PS1	[18:50]
benDos	haha	[18:51]
mcchunkie	New packages for i386!	[18:53]
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brycec	@ping	[19:38]
Omegle_Bot	brycec: Pong! Round-trip time: 0.9062 seconds.	[19:38]
jpgcr	brycec: Pong! Round-trip time: 1.6024 seconds.	[19:38]
BryceBot	brycec: Pong! Round-trip time: 2.2455 seconds.	[19:38]
brycec	I love how inaccurate those ping times are... They're all running on the same server same path to me, etc well they might not be on the same FN node	[19:39]
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trafficone	I forgot everything from PHP	[20:11]
brycec	There's nothing wrong with that. Fresh start in a better language, like Go	[20:11]
zenmower	haha http://i.imgur.com/zanjK.jpg	[20:11]
brycec	Or a good reliable language, like Python	[20:11]
zenmower	yeah	[20:12]
trafficone	but I'm writing a twilio thing	[20:12]
zenmower	i have had to write entirely too much javascript lately	[20:12]
brycec	trafficone: ANOTHER?!	[20:12]
trafficone	brycec: it's pretty much the thing we wrote meets the thing I wrote	[20:12]
brycec	trafficone: if you care, I pushed a pull-req to twilio-php :) ha	[20:12]
trafficone	I do, gj	[20:12]
brycec	well that's good solid description :P	[20:13]
trafficone	:P it's basically a game where you get a bunch of people to put in their phone numbers and then you dial them and they all have to put in a number of who they think "the villan" is except the villan who puts in their own number	[20:13]
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trafficone	and the villan gets a message telling them they are that when they're called	[20:14]
brycec	Interesting... but a bit confusing But I think I like the concept	[20:14]
zenmower	i just ordered 4 more magazines for my cz-75 just in case	[20:14]
brycec	Mostly... how the hell am I supposed to remember other peoples' numbers, trafficone ?	[20:15]
zenmower	they gonna take mai gunz	[20:15]
trafficone	brycec: an alias 1-0	[20:15]
brycec	trafficone: Unless there's a prompt "Press 1 if you think Bryce is the villain"?	[20:15]
trafficone	zenmower: bigger fish to fry	[20:15]
brycec	Ah	[20:15]
trafficone	no, it's got a wobsite	[20:15]
brycec	wobsite! brycec thinks this totally calls for a cloudservice like AppEngine or Heroku to host	[20:15]
trafficone	well, it's on AWS, if that makes you feel better	[20:18]
brycec	not much	[20:18]
mcchunkie	aw, where's the pun in that?	[20:18]
brycec	BryceBot: twss?	[20:18]
BryceBot	That was 50% what she said. 'not much'	[20:18]
trafficone	50% should not be the threshhodle	[20:19]
brycec	trafficone: it's not -- two different bots' opinions BryceBot's threshold is 97% iirc	[20:20]
trafficone	BryceBot: twss?	[20:21]
BryceBot	That was 50% what she said. 'BryceBot's threshold is 97% iirc'	[20:21]
brycec	What's a good file I could expect to find on a C: drive? I'm testing a php app's security on a windows system	[20:22]
trafficone	IDK, porn.jpg	[20:24]
kyl	c:windowssystem32cmd.exe ? trafficone: porn.png	[20:25]
brycec	ha thx guys	[20:26]
kyl	brycec: no worries heh i just designed some go stickers, but i really don't trust my design skills	[20:30]
brycec	Yeah, we don't either.	[20:31]
trafficone	I trust they're terrifying	[20:31]
kyl	imagine zalgo meets the gopher and they started hanging out then ctulhu came over because he heard there was beer and then odin was just liek sup brosephs and thor parked sleipnir outside and then... they ran out of beer ^ that level of terrifying	[20:31]
trafficone	I'm building something on my eee I need someting to read or do while I wait for this to finish	[20:36]
kyl	k https://gist.github.com/0d855c1b296c9c5d341b/	[20:38]
BryceBot	Gist by kisom on 2012-12-14T06:49:27Z, last updated 2012-12-14T06:54:21Z, 2 commits (Markdown:gistfile1.md)	[20:38]
kyl	there you go	[20:38]
brycec	I skimmed it, I like it. Especially the font.	[20:39]
kyl	don't skim it read it l2go	[20:40]
brycec	ikhtg	[20:40]
kyl	but do you	[20:41]
brycec	well, some.	[20:41]
trafficone	is go setup on warfman? by micheal dorn	[20:41]
brycec	lol	[20:41]
kyl	don't think it runs on wolfman	[20:42]
brycec	and I wish, but there is no Go or wolfman afaik cuz Go would need utf8 stuffs at the least and obsd 4.7 is a no-go on that	[20:42]
trafficone	what librarrry am I missing? undefined reference to `SSLv2_client_method'	[20:53]
brycec	openssl? http://www.openssl.org/docs/ssl/ssl.html	[20:53]
kyl	lol	[21:06]
brycec	FYI Portlandia 3x1 has been posted to the Internets	[21:12]
trafficone	woo portland	[21:21]
sharvey	woo portland	[21:22]
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trafficone	woo indeed	[21:37]
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zenmower	http://www.brython.info/index_en.html	[22:26]
kyl	pffft already posted ;)	[22:28]
jrick	brony python	[22:32]
brycec	wow that's some frightening js	[22:32]
kyl	jrick: are you seriously interested in stickers?	[22:32]
jrick	maybe	[22:32]
kyl	i'd be giving them away	[22:32]
jrick	what do they look like?	[22:32]
kyl	https://www.dropbox.com/s/eqdyeh7307avj89/designs.tgz there's three designs	[22:32]
jrick	wow I ftp'ed that url and was wondering why tar wouldn't open it turns out I donwloaded a webpage	[22:34]
kyl	lol	[22:35]
	i can probably get by picking up one of those designs	[22:43]
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