ohai guys hai dxtr What's up? sorry, going through nagios logs not sure why i didnt see these in the middle of the night New packages for i386! Hmm So.. I'm trying tinc And it's friggin awesome ai Hai* Fuck yea I can access my work computer from home seamlessly. And the opposite ssh? woo benDos: tinc I said seamlessly. Like I can ping it from my computers at home without having to worry about sshing, opening openvpn or anything Neat :) tinc was easy as fuck to set up looks interesting too bad i have to use windows at work Haha :( At my job the boss was like "Do you HAVE to use Windows!?" and I was like "I never said I wanted to use Windows in the first place" "Awesome! Then we won't have to buy that for you" instead they overspent on a mac :P Nah There were like "Go buy a computer!" So I picked up some stuff and built it And I'm running Linux did you buy yourself a cray? lenovo needs a 14" notebook with a quad core processor :( benDos: Cray? dxtr: the origonal multi core processor super computer cray.com @wiki cray computer Cray :: Cray Inc. is an American supercomputer manufacturer based in Seattle, Washington. The company's predecessor, Cray Research, Inc. (CRI), was founded in 1972 by computer designer Seymour Cray. Seymour Cray went on to form the spin-off Cray Computer Corporation (CCC), in 1989, which went bankrupt in 1995, while Cray Research was bought by SGI the next year. Cray Inc. was formed in... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cray Oh, right They're based in Seattle! They should hire me. benDos: i know id love to work at cray Or EMC but EMC Consulting keeps jerking me around fap fap not the good kind of jerk kusuriya, Cray has an IT anaylist pos open in seattle benDos: hmm i try to avoid anaylist positions though that usually means helpdesk It is helpdesk only pos on their site in seattle yeah its help desk im cool :) HellDesk usually sucks and doesnt pay well Hah yeeeaaahh But maybe you'd be working closer to me And we can become dim sum buddies. meh im sure i could find better opprotunities downtown :) what i need to do is put my personal company down on my resume and cram all my linux stuff in there so I have linux admin experience and can go to admin linux systems Sounds good but i always get warey of doing that because then they are like "orly you did all this yourself" New packages for macppc! kusuriya, i try to encourage them to ask me about stuff in interviews i do best when they are just asking me about problems or things i've done I just masturbate I try not to honestly because I am a very poor interview i cant really explain my self well Awe :/ yeah I just need more prof experience honestly with linux Well dovecot is super sexy I'd be ok admining dovecot more yeah i just cant find any dovecot admin positions :P Hehe yeeeah postfix evim sendmail? exim* id be willing to write sendmail.CFs all day long to do linux mail admining honestly Heh :) I'm not too familiar with sendmail, just postfix really <3 postdix s/d/f/ <3 postfix i know enough about sendmail.cf to know it sucks ass but id be willing to deal with it I don't know remember what that is main sendmial config right ? yep its very nasty and picky too Noooo I finish my coffee, and don't have cash to get more Now i need to wait till i get to work for free coffee :< What's the opposite of "-eq" in shell scripting ? -neq? http://tldp.org/LDP/abs/html/comparison-ops.html -ne oh right thats what i think ill do after i rebuild my savings here in january ill go get my RHCE Is a RHCE really worth the grand+ for all the certs? as an admin it is redhat/centOS is really heavily used I've done a bunch of the pretests they were super easy mode but sometimes you want you to X, which has multiple ways to do it i also have been meaning to get my LPI certs and they only ask for one, if you know others 0 points meh So like "make sure no one can write to a file"" At least 3 ways to do it why not beable to say im a RHCE :) They only accept one yeah its not an awesome test by any strech of the imagination but the beancounters eat it up Hmm yeah if youre going to cross over certs go a long way like i would have got the 75k i was asking for if i had one of my exchange certs would have got 80k if i had both I have pretty low interest in moving to sysadmin'ing tbh Geez jrick: did you figure it out? if i had both and my Microsoft Certified Expert id be in the low 200k's that'd be baller but the MCE is really hard to get It really seems like i ought to be making more than i'll be making after a year or two for seattle anyway you have to get your lower certs (there are 4 of them) then have 6 years int he industry jebus and have written 3 case studies hah oh microsoft and then you must submit a case study for review by the exchange team why would anyone do an IT undergrad instead of some cert like that and you wait to be invited to the test MCE is invite only at the very end Mooooaaarrrr coffffeeee benDos: its kidna like getting your PHD you have to do a lot of work for it halla yay coffee! Hay Yeah i'm about to go grab some from work then go to the library to do some math hw! hi qbit awwee yeeaah sup dbtid o/ dbtid, i wonder if jrick divided by zero... ha not much you? coffeemakin qbit, you roasting some beats now? cast iron pan on an open fire? beans... Drop beats sip'n beans yo. me too shortly benDos: haven't tried again yet need to get a popcorn roaster Heh :p er popper Whatever i know what you meant yeah that problem is still unsolved wut. My suggestion didn't work? couldn't get it me and my whole team (5 people total) spent forever working on it Oohkay :/ I'll play around with it again when i get to work in a few hours I really thought that was how you did it.. oh done with this class bbiab jrick: have you looked into cases for the n4 yet ? s/ yet // jrick: have you looked into cases for the n4? nope don't need one kew i noticed a micro scratch on the screen.. totally paranoid now front? that sucks heh.. i cna't find it now so meh score got webshell running 23ll er well ^ should be its name :D backish jrick, I ran it by one of my more mathematically inclined friends "abandon all hope, ye who enter here"? The method i suggested works on a plane but with the actual positions of R, A, and C unknown off the top of their head they didn't know if it still worked wb benDossBot Thanks benDos we know the positions of A B and C and the distance between them You told me you knew A B and C were on a line and AB and BC were both distance D so those are our beacons and our robot is somewhere one one side of that line, and we need to know where the robot is with respect to those beacons Right ok and we determine where to put the beacons The beacons need to be on a line, and not surrounding R? hm you said drawing a straight line down from R to line AB or BC (whichever) and making a right triangle? Yup they don't need to be on a line but that's what we thought would be the easiest to solve the problem we can put those literally anywhere Oh.. I then believe putting them 120 degrees apart around the area would be easier let me sketch that out Way way easier imo equilateral triangle ABC, within ABC in the point R You have the angle ARB, BRC, AND CRA i want to equilateralize your triangle at an angle in the point R, if you know what i mean ok I see, now to try the math lteo, you have a phd you should up in here solving jrick's problems not mocking them nono.. stick with mocking s/k/ky nono.. sticky with mockying you have a phd.. time for others to suffer to get what you have :p a phd is a license to say silly stuff ^ benDos: a phd means i'm damaged beyond repair, so i'm useless now Your adviser drained you of all intellectual capitol? "I'll be needing you to put in at least like 75 hours this week, it's really important you finish my paper for me by like next thursday" - Every PhD Adviser Ever pretty much yeah. you do all the hard work, they add their name at the end also there's so much bullcrap being published that have no practical value If you're lucky, they get bored of you and want a newer bigger titted candidate within 5 years so they give you the phd and kick your ass out as long as they give you your phd before kicking your ass out, you're fine I feel so bad for my friend getting his phd in germany that's what she said! mcchunkie: no Sorry: "I feel so bad for my friend getting his phd in germany" I mean i get that they pay him But not like a real salary oh dude yes that's the other thing You are still treated like a student,except you teach classes ghostwrite papers and books for your advisor, for like over a decade for years my income was barely above federal poverty line lteo, but you totally get tax breaks for being a full time student so after tax sometimes you're ever above the poverty line even* i dunno about that brah. anyway meeting So it's like 60F today And i want to bbq something fierce jrick, what's the word? sorry I've been discussing some xombrero stuff with conformal peeps but I don't know how arranging them this way help s hm jrick, you have an angle from each A B and C to your R inside of triangle ABC yes You take lines from A B and C at the angle you get into the tringle where they intersect is where your R is We are still talking about this. lol Math is hard bro aw, where's the pun in that? mcchunkie: no Sorry: "Math is hard bro" HEY GUYS Hai? Ke$ha's warrior album is up on spotify now. http://open.spotify.com/album/0gT5HL6RnvHBxJ2gY7lidR You're welcome ha You think I'm kidding, yet I'm rocking out to it for the 8th time this week right now oh no - i belive you :P haha good Whatever this is some hardcore metal and hip hop. And free coffee from work good shit ^^ Fucking snobs It's free Know what though I am still in college but i am a coffeeist Maybe my taste buds for free things will mature after i graduate in a few months ya.. being a coffeeist in college makes you a hipster This is no idea what type of coffee with no name brand creamer but the price is right and it's hot and has caffeine qbit, do you also <3 Ill Bill (rapper)? deliciousness of food = quality of food / cost of food s/d/d+0.00000000000000000001 d+0.00000000000000000001eliciousness of food+0.00000000000000000001 = quality of food+0.00000000000000000001 / cost of food+0.00000000000000000001 Oh. I wanted d$ Aaanyway Ohh kusuriya orca card works on sound transit!!! =D qbit, http://youtu.be/Dicn1qsVKwU YouTube Music: "La Coka Nostra - Cousin of Death [Director's Cut]" by LaCokaNostra (4m 51s), 550,616 views, 2,854 likes and 34 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-10-01T20:42:04.000Z. though some random actor in the video none of the dudes from LCN .quit Man i should bring my studio headphones to work These dinky little ear buds have a cruddy woofer Holy shit guys, wolfram alpha does geometry too! nice s/gub/gun somone is trying to setup a hadoop cluster using our network storage as a backend now I have to read enough about hadoop to tell them that it's a terrible idea That doesn't sound totally insane? Damn, Amazon Prime Student works only for students of USA universities :( benDos: well, they want to put it on our AFS storage which, is terribly slow for computational tasks and has tons of ACLs that will most certainly not be happy with a hadoop master node trying to all the reads and writes wew http://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/ That top post is my wife lol She didn't say it It was just on her feed snk, doesn't afs do lots of local caching? jesus my university built a brain and I mostly had no idea sharvey, that IBM cat brain? then they did an ama, which I also was not aware of benDos: no, spaun :D even i knew about that! Did not. That was a /me * benDos: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/147gqm/we_are_the_computational_neuroscientists_behind/ I know *two* people on that team two lol jesus christ I've been living under a rock Heh sweet neural nets are fun :) svn <73 benDos: "lots" of local caching is whatever the size of the local machine's /var/cache/openafs partition is somone is trying to setup a hadoop cluster using our network storage as a backend snk: fwiw every Hadoop setup I've seen has used directly-attached storage, sometimes even RAID10. Keeps it fast, doesn't use network resources (which are already busy transporting the workload around), and did I mention it's fast? Those are the bullet points you could pass along. "I don't know much about Hadoop, but..." I AM NOT looking forward to having to use hadoop for work next year :/ My favourite part is to say the name. hadOOP IT's just so fucking java-y in the setup but benDos <3 Java... As a runtime sure People shipping java code seem to distribute their project in the worst ways imaginable Scumbag Waterloo... I blame sharvey for this. three names, FOUR PEOPLE http://imgur.com/TUo0x unless "Terry Xuan" is actually "Terry" and "Xuan"... brycec: so, is the locally attached storage local storage on ALL the nodes? benDos: there's 4 names that could be terry and xuan I know xuan and trevor or is it only on the master node, and shared to the slave nodes? snk: yes, every node gets a $cheapdrive or two gotcha i _though_ that was the point of hadoop *thought na each node's workload gets pulled locally, molested, and given back to the master. it's point is to make benDos rage was 32345 cheap servers with cheap disks == hadoop cluster moin hai kyl so that workload sits locally and the fast storage means it can store/fetch pieces of it quickly. Just imagine the congestion if all the nodes were slamming a SAN lol sharvey hello kyl well this pic made it look like they were being held hostage :P http://imgur.com/mEMue (for ransom) hahahahaha I'll forward that to them I see trevor on thursday, due to unrelated meeting ha Cool, I can try free 1 month trial of Amazon Prime! now then, to start my heavy metal band... SLAM THE SAN hahahaha +for free brycec: is it made of heavy metals? sharvey: heavy metals are an integral component, yes Man.. Since June I've transferred 2TB of data :/ damn dxtr you be slackin' Oh yeah But I've also received around 2TB I've downloaded 562,271MB of data since Dec 1. Jebus. Though to be fair, I'm not sure how... I'm just going by what pfSense tells me I'm at like 10's of gigs / month :x Ohhh But seriously, I do pull hundreds of GB/mo ^ goddamn pirate s Yarrrr yearly 1 day average is 1.46 tb Does anyone owns a Galaxy Note 10.1 here? So seriously, at what point does someone who has never been academically dishonest just pay someone to take a class for them Cause if I fail calculus again I do not foresee having the patience to fail it again aww I have some catching up to do, I'm only at 17.81GB for the year with ARP (then again, I've only had an ARP since October) brycec: Don't you guys have bandwidth caps over there? :P dxtr: many residential ISP's do nowadays Does Bryce? NOPE! :P I keep reading that time warner has caps but whenever i call them or sign in, i can't find anything like that for m for me* brycec: And it costs you a small fortune? :P Sweet - in the last 4 weeks, I've downloaded ~490GB (more accurately counted) dxtr: $100/mo on my res connection. My business connection... well business connections just have no caps lawl, $100 :/ ($95 if you want to be more accurate) Add 10-20% and you'd get gigabit I assure you, if I could add anything and get GbE, I would seriously consider it. guys haiku is hte best os ever qbit: bro false it is a good OS but it is not the best oh damn beat me and trust me :D I <3 haiku more than you i don't thank so bro i do do you have all the BeOS dev books? he also <3'd haike before you how many compieputers do you have it on right now? 'cuz I do kyl: indeed i do :O i have it on two VMs beos was the first os i ever purchased ! o/ \o i still have the R3, R4, and R5 if i ever find a bebox i will buy it, no question asked For those wondering whether DOCSIS 3 is worth it, I present my latency and packet loss between my router and my ISP's first-hop/router. The upgrade should be apparent. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3167967/screenshot_2012-12-04_09-25-48.png brycec, i'm on docsis 3 what is awesome about pueblo .. it has docsis 3 .. but springs doesn't gofrigguure lawl qbit better graph https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3167967/screenshot_2012-12-04_09-29-58.png http://open.spotify.com/album/3iAhgPaqgnKT1Zw9Nueriz <---- naked lady album!!!! snk!! (link IS nsfw) .troll is OpenBSD open source? haha benDos, there's an amazing online course starting on Coursera in January! at least the promo looks very interesting s/promo/promo video for class at least the promo video for class looks very interesting AmberJ_, what class? oh jesus H Christ ninjapants: I want this for christmas - http://www.talkbass.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=303678&d=1354636382 That's purdy. benDos, https://www.coursera.org/course/calcsing AmberJ_, that won't help I need calc 2 that my college with accept They do not accept credits from coursera :p benDos, the instructor for this course the craziest book I had ever seen: http://www.math.upenn.edu/~ghrist/FLCT/ heh benDos: some advice qbit: share it to me on spotify brah don't fail calc2 so that I don't have to click kyl, dude I try every time They teach methods of integration by hand, and THAT is what is on the final sent I've done 30+ hours per week on calclus and my brain just does not remember how to do shit by hand in math that complicated mmm, nekkid ladies in my inbox so learn those methods of integration and bpt do them by hand benDos, Ok, they don't accept credits from coursera but you can watch online courses to understand the concepts and then pass your exams. what kyl said^ bpt? British Petroleum Tycoon, duh I do learn them, every time i take the course But since I already know how to do it faster and more accurately online or by looking up formulas My brain is all :"fuck you ben, i won't remember this method by hand even if you spend 50 hours doing problems for just that method of integration" be parepared to well then, your brain is holding you back haha That's what i'm say'n. i suggest punishing it through the use of ethanol heavy use thereof That at this point, if i won't get the degree without that class benDos: is there any crazy mnemonic thingy that you can memorize, that when you go into the exam, the first thing you do is do a brain dump of that mnemonic thing by writing it on the exam paper so you remember? It probably makes sense to pay someone to take it for me lteo, na the class covers too much tbh Idk :/ +1 lteo :D I do this all the time maybe bendos just wasn't mean to get his degree kyl, certainly seems that way he shall forever be doomed to join our ranks No no I'll just shift my efforts from actually learning calculus to cheating like a fucking boss Cause i really want that mother fucking degree already. i'll write a letter to the dean alleging academic impropriety that's the spirit benDos I've met several professors i'm more versed in comp sci than AmberJ_, this book is kind of hard to read :/ the font bro, i met a professor who has a phd from uc berkeley and whose area is spam research. and he doesn't know how spam RBLs worked i described it to him, and he was like, "oooohhh so that's how it works" :< Point being if i don't get catch no one will ever give a shit caught* benDos: math is hard, you should go shopping twss! kyl, i'm actually better at math than most of my friends s/shopp/facebook just not with pen and paper kyl, i'm actually better at math than most of my friends well if you can't do it by hand, you're clearly not good at math you're good at telling the computer how to math That must be it.. maybe get some tips from people who have passed the class? i didn't think calc 2 was "hard" -- just a whole lot of WORK. the people who did the homework did well. but perhaps calc 2 has changed knowing all the major trig identities made a big difference lteo, the people i know who passed it barely passed and also took calc in hs Man idk i'm doing all the homeworks, really it's just not something my brain remembers AmberJ_, this textbook is rough s/this/yourmom/ AmberJ_, yourmom textbook is rough Heh <3 dovecot just got a log msg: Dec 04 12:03:04 imap: Error: Time just moved backwards by 1 seconds. I'll sleep now until we're back in present. http://wiki.dovecot.org/TimeMovedBackwards Fuck me for picking eco friendly computer computers* What does that even mean? I want my living room to get warm, but they still send off a cool breeze when they're under heavy load Isn't it still made of mega toxic plastics and heavy metals? Oh :p lol dxtr I can trade you my old desktop if you want, i never once turned the heat in my office at home last winter I've got a nice warm server closet dxtr: you need to get closer to the metal to generate heat It's literally 15F warmer than my office brycec: that's nuts kusuriya: Like licking the disks in the disks? 15F warmer and I'd be rediculously unformatable zod000: it's awesome. Before, all that stuff was in my office err uncomfortable zod000: but now it's closed away in the closet zod000, you were right the first time dxtr: like node.js BAREMETAL!!! oh right kusuriya: IT'S SO COLD OUTSIDE -7C :( dxtr: you need more coffee Pussy. .wa -7c to f benDos: skunkbot is awol .wa is skunkbot Oh It's 20F it is a pleasant 22C here kusuriya: I have no coffee :( That's fucking bbq weather dxtr step your shit up benDos: Well, it's a fucking blizzard outside and I wanna go buy pizza TWSS! dxtr: get a coat and go do it It's gonna be -14 on Thursday :( DO IT NAO! dxtr, do socialists not deliver pizza? benDos: Does not seem like so, no benDos: no because if you buy one pizza and have it delivered you have to buy everyone in the building pizza kusuriya, makes a valid point its the socalist way It's fucking expensive to get it delivered home :( kusuriya: no, that is the communist way, the socialist way is that the government provides everyone with a pizza fund, but they can only buy it from SwedPizzaCo That's cause socialists are always bitching and whining about a "living wage" fuck that We have capitolism bitches living wages are for pinko commies zod000: No, that's the 'merican socialism we need to go back to employing children for 2.50 an hour Real socialism is "that the government provides everyone with a pizza fund" Period kusuriya, yeah! that'll teach our high school grads what they have to look forward to get your hs diploma now walmart will hire you at a below the poverty line full time position hooray! i had to work when i was a kid, but not for 2.5, i got 4.25! jk not full time 28 hours so you don't get health care benDos: nah we all help walmart pay their employees This pizza place has 'MURKAN PIZZAS zod000, dollars or deblooms? walmart is clearly a government institution I'm not really sure how it's legal to even have full time positions that pay below the poverty line benDos: doubloons of course zod000: I earned shitloads of money when I was a kid because the minimum wages are so high and I didn't have to pay tax :p dxtr, and as a kid your expenses are pretty minimal my parents made me get a job when i was 14, but they heavily restrict how many hours you can work then i think it was like 10 a week benDos: $16/hr until 16 And no tax I was working off the books when i was that age zod000 :x so no restriction on my hours dxtr, lol No one is going to believe you that in soviet swedish there is no income tax benDos: i worked off the books for my stepfather's business as well, that paid a lot more but was sporadic benDos: If I earn less than 30k SEK/per (plus some, I think) there's no tax! dxtr, so why make more than that per what? Obviously if the govt pays for things for you kyl: Per year :( you have no reason tow ork because if that's per year that sucks so benDos I was playing with that suggestion for a little while in class and I don't think it gets us anywhere farther I could just be stupid though You are ok Hmm I'll sketch it out for a sec Don't worry about it, jrick, us smart people already solved it dxtr: cool. can i haz the solution? hah jrick: What for? Just go and touch yourself or whatever you do sorry won't cut it kusuriya: EVERYTHING IS WHITE OUTSIDE IT'S SNOWING HORIZONTALLY sweet dxtr: ill be over in an hour to do snow angels Fuck yeah, it stopped snowing Now is my chance to get pizza doooeet benDos, I didn't got time to read this book. But I'm yet to see a Calculus writeup as crazy as this one! :D It's now or never Wish me luck oh god I worry about myself sometimes its dangerous to go alone work just bought free pizza, must by dxtr's influence lteo: did you see 40% off at nsp? brah we are all familiar with Eazy E's "Boyz In Da Hood", right? lwhalen: yep ... "Cuz the stacks from Jay-Boss are always large, they come spittin' that trash and the readin' is hard" "wanting nothing in life but to read() init(), don't post that trash just paste-bin it" !seen ninjapants lwhalen, I last saw ninjapants 4 days 23 hours 37 min 25 sec ago saying in a channel: ha - this one's good, too http://cheezburger.com/6813015808. zod000: Work gives me a free christmas dinner tomorrow :D With booze and shit "I gotta get drunk before i start vim" Also, pizza on Friday dxtr: christmas is 3 weeks away, they need to ge ta calendar Fuck that Who wants to meet up with job people during christmas!? we have an open bar christmas party, but i am not going this year kids have made a babysitter too hard to get dxtr: open bar? kusuriya: WITH LOADS OF GLÖGG ill be there! Titties ! Don't ask me where we're crashing, though I live 160km from there ewww glögg ouch lwhalen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeL9gagV_VA i perfer that version YouTube Music: "Dynamite Hack-"Boyz In The Hood"_ SEMI-OFFICIAL VIDEO" by Robitussn (3m 15s), 444,503 views, 2,760 likes and 86 dislikes. Uploaded 2011-06-24T19:27:04.000Z. dxtr: i have the same prob with our parties zod000: Really? Do you also live far away from work? :P yup, seen it there's also a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice out there dxtr: can we just crash in your cubicle? which is EQUALLY hysterical dxtr: yeah, about 35 miles, takes about 45 min to drive it Boyz in the hood!? Moar like New wheels on the block! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re0vULHixL0 YouTube Comedy: "Boys On Wheels - New Wheels on the Block" by AdLibsComedy (3m 59s), 78,223 views, 167 likes and 8 dislikes. Uploaded 2007-06-10T23:04:42.000Z. dxtr: thats how we know sweden is different no newtwork here would have the balls to subtitle disabled people Haha dxtr: we don't actually have the parties at work as they are too rowdy, we rent out a place zod000: that's what we do too But everyone lives in Stockholm I don't kusuriya: Look through the swedish song and watch the rest :P It's hilarious dxtr: i am :D its great dxtr: http://youtu.be/1ivTKRSURsQ better YouTube Comedy: "Punks On Wheels" by serrifax (2m 15s), 308,162 views, 815 likes and 38 dislikes. Uploaded 2007-11-09T16:49:54.000Z. kusuriya: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0hbg79ftU pretty awesome im almost to the point i can understand it being spoken at pace :o sort of What? The way he's talking? nah swedish in general Oh right Titties damn youtube vids (Pro-tip: Those videos are norwegian) damn me :D :> oh god.. why would you use that face!!!!! If you say "fra" in Norwegian you say "from", if you say "fra" in swedish you're talking about the national military surveillance thing trafficone: :< meh i should learn spanish also Oh god that's horrible por que? que paso, work work Tienes que morir del mano de puta mexicana? La migra, endale! PUTA MADRE Tu mare? MIERDA! cierra la boca That's all I know Oh, I know hora! jaja I know because it means whore in swedish :-D cuanto de su burro? burrito? no burro dxtr: burro == sna ish Aight "ish" Can it be more or less a donkey? yeah im not sure if that would be totally the right word for donkey burrito literally translated means Little Donkey gordito literally translated means "fatty" well a gordita as you would order it at taco bell means "Fat Girl" i know a couple hispanic freinds of mine that chuckle everytime some one orders a "Gordita extra cheese" lol papi chulo was always one of thoose terms of endearment i couldt ever get though its like im sorry dont call me daddy in any form ever ... EVER wisdom it just makes me feel weird when i meet girls with such a daddy complex they want to call me daddy jesus christ http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/15/10/enhanced-buzz-25476-1352993892-9.jpg more like Cheesus Christ amirite? cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese TBH, that's how being on a keto diet feels esp. since I actually did that i couldn't do a keto diet whoa chrome has a windows 8 mode (not in public, mind) s/chrome/windows 8/ (not in public, mind) wait, is that a dude or a chick? keto diets are generally stupid honestly trafficone: i cant tell... i did a lot of research and everything about keytosis came back to one thing which was keytosis is the bodys emergency long running starvation state where your body will start canibalizing its self to keep you alive "These Cheezit Extremes are not cheesy enough..." put cheese on them _kapu_: it was in reference to 10:56:30 <+kusuriya> jesus christ http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/15/10/enhanced-buzz-25476-1352993892-9.jpg THESE CHEESEIT EXTREMES ARE NOT CHEESY ENOUGH! ahh that is why america is fat Its often the case that I am not in the loop. I should work on this. Or maybe not that's not the only reason I admit, I have gnawed upon a block of cheese... But never that big of a block, and I never ate the whole thing. yeah ive cut me a small block I eat lots'o-cheese maybe the size of 2 cheese sticks but eat straight off the damn block Any of you good people vim golfers? I just found out about it and am having some fun with this game its pretty cool woooo zpool scrub on just 2TB of data has taken 12 hours o/ I thought I was good until I did vimgolf. A humbling experience. But that's on old-fashioned rotating magnetic media. Scrubbing a volume of SSD's is much, much faster :) i bet submitted my solution and got like 6th place, there are some really crazy good vim guys there specially since you get get 6Gbit from it Nah, these are on a SATA2 controller, only 150MB/s qbit: wat is windows 8 mode? aw piroko: Metro Even so, 20GB scrubbed in <2m piroko, basically fullscreen 12:22 <@kyl> lteo: did you see 40% off at nsp? brah kyl: -.- well lteo brah, did ya? no did not brah pfft rame i need to actually finish at least one chapter of the n books i bought this year before i can justify buying more any of you guys know how to read legalese? a good friend of mine owns his own very small consulting company i know how to read it, but doesn't mean i understand it ;) and he wants to hire me to buy and install a SAN for one of his clients I can read and understand it, but I might miss a nuance even though he's a good close personal friend of mine ditto, I'm no expert. And I certainly can't write it. he dropped an NDA/non-compete on me that seems... a little excessive lwhalen: drop it on us and let us review it? CROWDSOURCE IT wait GROUPBRAIN GO http://pastebin.com/yUB1SN44 is the NDA self-referential? heh a lot of them are :p lwhalen: if it's excessive, that's actually a potential weakness on his part because if he sues, you can use that against him in court "You shall not disclose that this NDA even exists." although, it'd be "nicer" to present an NDA you can agree to here's my response to his lawyer (also a close friend of mine), hence the informal tone: http://pastebin.com/6yAYm4fq it's a lot of boilerplate stuff, of course my biggest concern is line 14 (in my response) "information of the Company and Company’s clients;" ? oh http://pastebin.com/6yAYm4fq - The above and stuff like it is perfectly fine and reasonable. Should I do any of the above, I deserve to get the courtly ban-hammer dropped upon me like the fist of an angry god lwhalen: that's more important for account execs that line and line 16 lol so my visa application tries to avoid as many gender-specific words as possible and then failed at that lwhalen: the noncompete id ask them to drop because of the survival clause so I'm a he according to this visa application sharvey: haha because once you terminate me FUCK YOU ill work for who i want damn you male-dominated field of software engineering wait what happened sharvey? Who cares what your gender so long as they give you a decent credit limit my visa application has a part that explains what I'll be doing in the states haha bbl "the trainee/intern will do this, that, etc." sharvey, taking jobs from americans and hten a part said "he will be ..." I was like, -.- Hah Yeeeaaaaa benDos: sharvey lives in north america ;) sharvey, you know that for a while cs has more females than almost all the other sciences counterstrike yeah! it's only the last decade or so women (all of them) decided that programming was lame and graphic design is where it's at yeah :( pansies bring it up at the next lady meeting? lwhalen: also note their survival clause ivalidates their entire NDA/noncompete in most state courts :) nah, I'm just entertained I might pin it up or something on the wall because it's pretty lols i know Cali and WA state "limits or terms of a contract can not extend past the length of the compensated portion of the contract." ^ sounds like it pertains to an employment contract, which this is not. the judge essencially broke it down in WA stating if you want to keep access to an employees personal copyrights and have terms that exist beyond the contract you must keep the contract in perpetuity and the terms of the compensation for such brycec: employment and other work contracts the judes state you cant have terms of a contract that last beyond the length of the contract right. once my length shortens, it's over. Generall speaking lwhalen I'd say the contract looks pretty standard, pretty boilerplate, so there's at least nothing unusual or "hinky" in it. yeah my only complaint in it is the survival, id ask either strike the non compete and keep survival or strike survival and keep the non compete those are the options id give them That said, I would request a provision be added, given that you are a general IT contractor, that you may work with their clients outside of the contract provided you do nothing to "compete" with Company, LLC. Just my $.02 perhaps - provided that Company, LLC signs off on it. i generally strike both if i can ive never ran into an issue with it but im in WA who generally finds in favor of the contractor so (e.g. Client needs you do install some light bulbs, which Company LLC clearly has no interest in.) things i like about WA, they genrally say FUCK YOUR NONCOMPETE SON (I lol'd at your response's line 14 lwhalen ) ^ Line 20 -- yep, you caught them using boilerplate stuff and they didn't update the #s alll right and if it was me id have them fix 9 to 4 otherwise they may slip in the missing sections ;) ^ if they slip in something long in the bottom section, it might be painful for you in the long run Quality of education in India: Quoting a question from end semester exam: "What are exceptions in C?" :( AmberJ_: well, what are they/ Trick question i bet it's a tirck question AmberJ_: let's see how educated you are "fatal" It's actually not a trick question of fatal err... here is the exact question: they want you to check the over flow register flags "What is a exception in C programming language?" http://sourceforge.net/p/keepass/discussion/329221/thread/b9e743f3#8391 ^^^ all you gentoo dudes AmberJ_: "Exceptions are not part of the c99 or gnu99 c spec." the cairo USE flag what is that answer: exceptions are not used in C, but if really needed, they can be simulated with setjmp and longjmp. however doing so is considered bad practice. the programmer is better off choosing a language that does allow exceptions like C++ or Java. The instructor uses 20-30 year old Turbo C++ compiler (based on DOS)... so there is no doubt that instructor is totally stupid. is that equiv to adding ./configure --with-cairo in libgdiplus? lteo, that^ no... longjmp can be used to do exceptions but 110% longjmp is not exceptions period they may be asking about errno.h? that's why i say "simulated" ;) The instructor didn't really meant simulating or doing something similar... She is really really stupid! She teaches from a pre-ansi-c89 book! k&r brah! haha ALL THINGS ARE INT UNLESS YOU TELL ME OTHERWISE TROLLOLOLOLOL that's what she said! exceptions in C are done by first writing a C++ compiler in C, and then writing a C++ program that does exceptions which will be compiled by said compiler. the instructor is clearly dumb I think there is a case to be made that exceptions in c are errno patterns ^ 'a' is not the appropriate article for 'exception' kyl, fuck you bro quit hate'n in indians you don't know maybe they don't believe in grammar or do I? With their loltastic blasphemy laws 'n shit And crazy civil wars over which make believe friend is best oh, THOSE Indians i'm confused now the sky wizard cults are endemic the world over YER A WIZARD kyl I don't blame her for English. English is usually second language here in India, kyl. But I do blame her for her crap knowledge of CS/C. nbd js AmberJ_: I was being facetious... HOLY SHIT I FIXED IT! \o/ qbit: what are you even doing with gentoo? brah openbsd qbit fixed mono. this is not a simple feat. the fuck are you trying to fix mono for? .define facetious To make an attempt at being funny, while being sarcastic at the same time.Jacky was being facetious when she said, "Yes, let's all go to Iraq for my birthday party!" keepass ... AmberJ_, what answer did you put? kyl: what, you don't want to keep your ass? dude, Iraq has this great ice cream and IED place lteo: no, I am trying to trim down my girlish figure brah scones while you wair **wait trafficone: s/ice cream/falafel/ FALAFEL BATTLE! FUCK THAT SHWARMA BITCHES kyl: ok brah. i mean you go girl benDos, this question appeared in exam for 7th semester. I'm in 11th semester :D SO, I didn't had to answer this question. aw, where's the pun in that? lteo: bro \o/ ? Oh. lteo: http://deftly.net/keepassfix.diff The correct answer would have been errno and macromagicks fact ^ the correct answer would have been fuck this, i'm out qbit: hawt +1 kyl call me when you learn some c I'm collecting exam papers for all semesters this year and I'm gonna do a writeup insulting all those crap teachers in my college. s/l.+/have a degree I'm cohave a degree doh. wanted the l :x AmberJ_, instead of that want to come to america and take my calculus final for me I'll pay you in like lol no.. :P That's what c0sh said! I suck at calculus $10,000 worth of C99 info pages calculus is the cornerstone of several areas of modern math AmberJ_: but you haz friends who rock at calculus right? trafficone, yeah but none of the cool ones graph theory is where it's at yet many CS people claim that discrete math is the only sexy math graph theory does rock my socks graph theory is cutting edge cause set theory is really really important -_- lteo, fucking zinged bro lteo, heh yea... they always make me feel inferior! :( I want to tramp stamp that on myself now (=^.^=) >< trafficone, i just got told that everett would be abit far out it kinda is the idea that i may pay less than 1000/m for a decent 2bdrm but not really bad with just an hour 15 or so commute sounded super sexy I also want to see how much my car insurance would be cheaper != kings benDos: come down into renton haha light link into work also sounds neat yeah kusuriya, are you in renton proper? it really does everett seemed like 20 to 30% less than where i was looking in kings county for larger apartments TBQH, everett has some serious charm. FIOS, proximity to quaint Whidbey Island while still not too far from Seattle, and overall cost of living is cheaper FIOS you say... IIRC, from Shoreline to Everett there's FIOS, but YMMV, so check w/ Verizon The wiki article doesn't make it seem that cool? it's quaint, not "cool" Heh ok Realistically from the sound transit to kings street station i mean it's like 1:10 or so on the schedule for all the trains my hobby is capitalizing SQL keywords i like to alternate the caps sElEcT i like to name my tables as SQL keywords sElEcT FoO fRoM bAr WhErE bAz='quux'; CREATE TABLE create(... actually, ANSI C has floating point exceptions... that's the term they use, and they use the terminology of "raising" them. no, it's not the C++ meaning of exceptions, but they do use those terms. they also use the term "object", so C is an object-oriented language, too. and IIRC the new C ?C11? is going to be doing some funky-ass stupid things, too, to make it more like C++ last i heard, there were going to be some extensions for doing threading in C dbtid: I thought floating point overflows were in the CPU and you just read the flags from it, or is there another sort of floating point exception I'm confusing? trafficone: here's the issue... what does "exception" mean? what does it mean to "raise an exception?" in C++ it means one thing, in C it means another. dtthat's what i said :/ in the case of C, it's something that gets checked and a status flag is set somewhere. dbtid, * ^ the register flags ah, gotcha well, yes, i think the register flags are used to set status flags. by conforming machines. same thing can be done for int arithmetic on most modern cpu's I believe SSE or AVX has some more required flag registers i don't know of a CPU in the last 20 years, since i started doing embedded systems, that doesn't have a status register. it's kind of an important thing. perhaps on an asynchronously clocked cpu you would do things differently. i don't know. There aren't (m)any good reasons when designing a cpu to not have those flag registers You have that information anyway, no reason to force your users to spend dozens of cycles to calculate something you already know NONE! Is it a gpu? I imagine at least some gpu's don't bother could be benDos: that'd make sense, you could save space, and the expectation is that you won't care if there's an issue because there won't be time to correct it Yeah gpu's don't give two shits about most errors "OH NOOOOOO a couple pixels may be slightly off for one frame" seattle has sooooo much suburban sprawl Every area i zoom into looks the same :/ benDos: seattle is one large city from everett to tacoma and out to redmond I'm starting to see that now its kinda like looking down the seaboard on the east coast Heh And I suppose even half an hour off my commute each way saves me 5 hours a week yeeeaah compared to the Phoenix valley, it just doesn't feel like that much suburban sprawl to me benDos: just note this area has the highest average commute in the US in terms of time Wtf. yep I'm confused. anyone knows a simple markdown parser script that'[s written in perl? So everyone is telling me that if i do bellevue renton etc my commute will be like half an hour maybe 45 min right? yep and thats about right lteo: https://github.com/bobtfish/text-markdown But in NYC a significant portion of people commute an hour and half if not more Man idk qbit: hawt thanks the average commute in the seattle metro area is 35 miles and 1hr 45 minutes If i need to chill on a train for another half hour a day, i really need to decide if that's worth another 200sqrt on my apt and another 200 in my pocket per month due to traffic Hm but if you get on the train or light rail the commute is not affected by traffic and the busses are affectex less benDos, lteo, dbtid: This exam paper will show you how dumb the instructor is (if you have a look at other questions). She didn't meant a trick question when she asked about "exceptions in C": http://i.imgur.com/dHazD.jpg getch(), getche() :P I don't know off the top of my head what getch and getche are iirc getch and getche were DOS functions, one to get a char, one to get a char and echo yeah, conio.h right dbtid ... old pre-ansi-c89 compilers standard DOS programming yup If it isn't linux i don't know shit about it Don't worry benDos, it's over 20 years old shit linux is over 20 I meant getch(), DOS programming when I said 20 years old shit oh wow i found a really awesome markdown parser thanks to qbit's link http://www.frykholm.se/files/markdown.lua "Write a perl code to differentiate between do-while and until loop." (stupid 4 marks question in exam for a post graduate CS program) "Explain last and next jump statements in perl with example" <-- wtf? there could be better perl questions in a bioinformatics exam... answer: @$@$9832587jdsifsdkaw9a8$^^$%!%%!%! Are they seriously testing how well you memorized spec? Instead of "do x" or fix y "Why is this not working" etc education is done very differently in other parts of the world brah "education"? especially developing countries.. whoa nice benDos: in many asian countries, the teacher is god, you do not question what s/he teaches. benDos: memorizing spec is easy mode, sign me up (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ jk btw that has hopefully changed now lteo: bro blackfriday lteo: they changed it to "lteo is god, you do not question his trolls" lteo, that's how it was at RIT https://github.com/russross/blackfriday/ They tried to fire me when I asked one of profs about something she told us to look into kyl, that looks sweet benDos: did you ask him "what does god need wit ha starship?" kyl: nice lteo: i'm using it in a wiki project brah sorry, i was reading about star trek earlier Hah it' pretty nice No i got hired as a summer researcher at a rochester institute of tech, big research uni in ny One of the profs had us look at a particular type of encryption I mentioned another paper i had read that claimed what she was putting forward to be mostly broken Instead of finding a paper to show me or using maths she went to my boss and suggested he fire me interesting take on the ad hominem how dare you question her choice of hybrid Caesar/XOR/ROT13 encryption! passed through a custom vigenere heh It was about using encrypted data in cloud calculation lteo: ROT26 ROT52 Noobs dbtid: ROT26 is doubly effective, and so light on the cpu 26 and 52 aren't powers of two nope which will throw them off what criminal mind could break this? NONE ROT67108864 ^ there's your fucking power of two, benDos zod000: EXACTLY! high preformance and unbreakable, since no one would ever believe someone would use it! >.> stupid computer not knowing that i meant to press OK instead of Cancle Let iptables do your encryption, XOR target. i only use USDA Prime numbers for my RSA algorithm. benDos: are you not letting iptables do your encryption? Ohh yay lteo: tasty and secure lteo: bro which is why i use 0xDEADBEEF for my IVs I swear we do more nerf wars than work here piroko: what is it you would say that you do there? lol kyl: I assumed he mean using a prime number of ounces for a steak i'm not going to lie so i'll just sit down i would take an 18oz filet kyl: prepare to have your steak compromised i'll compromise your steak, if you know what i mean Ok i'm going home bbiab gaiz Ke$ha has such great lyrics .addtroll Ke$ha has such great lyrics Ke$ha has such great lyrics: was added .troll v8 is probably the 3rd slowest thing i have ever seen .troll I love working on my tax return! .troll Using .docx to save source files will allow you to colour hilight your syntax. lol hahahahahahaha That one is awesome .troll | s/^/jrick: / | s/$/ -- brycec/ jrick: star wars is meh -- brycec /kick .troll | s/^/jrick: / | s/$/ -- brycec/ jrick: qbit, are you sure you still don't want the 2GB HD ~2 minutes long porn video? :P -- brycec .troll | s/^/kyl says: / kyl says: holding out for when the iPhone supports Java. damnit that was annoying .troll | s/^/brycec: / | s/$/ -- brycec/ brycec: "if only bing has google mode, where you can search on bing to get your rewards but it gives you google results" -- brycec 1pm is a *terrible* time for an ISP to reboot my modem .troll | s/^/kyl says: / kyl says: i wish somebody would write a decent window manager for linux hahaha This channel is pure gold I'm glad I just found it Someone query when I joined. I can't remember the command .troll | s/^/piroko says: / piroko says: javascript has been a joke since its inception, never taken seriously or cared about. Barely tolerated by most experienced programmers piroko: my logs first show you Oct 6, 2010 (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ Huh. That's totally something I'd say .troll | s/^/kusuriya says: / kusuriya says: Increase your size day by day brycec: Wow. Longest I've ever stayed in a channel @kusuriya Jul 06, 2012 14:23:57 brycec: ive made a few drones, I have a small scale drone that i can shoot spitballs from .troll | s/^/kusuriya: / | s/$/ -- brycec/ kusuriya: All my IP addresses start with 127 -- brycec Actually that was my .troll .troll | s/^/piroko: / | s/$/ -- brycec/ piroko: Oh, well if NetBSD agrees with it, then it's flat out wrong. -- brycec 12:43 <@brycec> .addtroll All my IP addresses start with 127 brycec: I agree .troll | s/^/brycec says: / brycec says: Your VBScript code looks very elegant. lal these hilights are getting annoying :P Thank you b.r.y.c.e.c s/\.// brycec okay it was actually clever back potato | s/\(.\)/\1./ | s/\.$// potato that's cool lazylopez_ I'mma get some pizza nice. very nice. kusuriya, sorry were you in renton? s/en/ec/ | s/on/um/ kusuriya, sorry were you in rectum? benDos: i am well will be kusuriya: ooh so you got the place? brycec: nah still thinking positive thoughts ill know today hopefully but they havent put the property on the market so Hmm Oh a bunch of park and rides in renton neat tons Renton is a large commuter area youll either commute to renton to work at boeing or commute from renton to seattle or redmond Oh mang no light link rail in renton :/ no light rail goes from the airport to downtowm only commuter rail goes from tacoma to everett I thought you said there was some train i could take from renton to downtown? no that was everett Oh Oohkay :/ So i'd be busing it from renton? yep or bussing to light rail and going in Bus to light rail or just bus seems ok i guess Not nearly as cool as taking a train from everett to like 75 ft from my office though yeah it gets a bit crowded on the buses but the bus stops like right infront of your office so Plus trains are cool well the regular commuter train comes with internets IIRC The bus and light link are right there i think sound transit either is right there or right up the street the sounder is up at the end of the block \o/ \p/ i don't know if kings street station == international district station benDos: it is Yeah see that seemed neat How does renton fair on rent when you come up out of the tunnel for the station to the left is the stadium to the right is international district I haven't looked into renton too much yet been busy sweet benDos: 1075 sqft house 3 bd 1395/month New sets for loongson! New sets for i386! New sets for amd64! WHOA 750sqft apt with 1bd and office was 850 Hmm not too shabby Ok that sounds sweet To start with anyone Once i get a feel for my actual expenses i think a nicer apt will be in order but to start as i said i'm underbudgeting like crazy with anyway* It's fun to have a semi- widely-used application on Pushover :) My own personal "applications" only get a few pushes in a month, but hey now I get to see the pretty graphs pushover? pushover.net checking it out now so it's like twitter? no no :p I gotcha DURR I'M CINCINNATI BELL I'LL BE AT YOUR HOUSE BETWEEN 8 AND 12 TODAY unless you use Twitter like Pushover (which I do actually) LOL OOPS IT'S 2 O'CLOCK piroko: and were they? ha PIROKO DID YOU TRY JIGGLING THE CABLES? LOUD NOISES WHAT? YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET? WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING DAY WIDE OPEN? Oh sorry Caps lock key got stuck More like pirokoangrymode got stuck. DOESN'T MATTER, WE DON'T NEED LOWERCASE WHERE WE'RE GOING WOOHOO WE CAN SAVE BITS IF WE DON'T BOTHER WITH CASE OH kyl: WECANSAVEBITSIFWEDONTBOTHERWITHSPACES oh! IRC IS FASTER THAN NODEJS NOW LOLOLOLZ ha kyl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmd8MpJjQJw OH YouTube People: "Heymoonshaker - Ten letter word" by officialdavecrowe (1m 42s), 1,411 views, 26 likes and 0 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-07-21T00:38:05.000Z. qbit: bro WAT BRO THAT PLAYITLOUD kyl, that youtube link The ten letter word thing BRORGY I imagine that's what he was talking about anyway DAFUQISTHISSHIT Spoiler a BROGAT is just a glock i clean with axe. til benDos uses axe body spray.. and calls it "gat" I think your reading comprehension is a bit shoddy today s/ddy/t/ I think your reading comprehension is a bit shot today Both work? Yes GUYS WHYAREYOUBACKTOLCASE BECAUSERAPE roughro someone is gonan get butt probbed heymoonshaker's other music saddens me because it isn't as awesome as that song qbit: you getting butt probed? i thought you liked girls... TIL pltgames.com is super fucking awesome does your fiance know??? monthly programming language game dbtid: who said it wasn't his girl doing the probing? ^ nbdjs brycec: i suppose not. silly me. shame on you, jumping to conclusions... well, at least it's not the only exercise i get... zing! http://boingboing.net/2012/12/04/tallest-possible-lego-tower-he.html <--- best use of math today s/today/todate/ http://boingboing.net/2012/12/04/tallest-possible-lego-tower-he.html <--- best use of math todate hah hmm should i get a lack rack or just buy a real rack buy a real lack rack pft I haven't seen real racks in 2' heights so, AFAICT, it's either Lack hack or hack something else lack rack ftw you can always stack lack racks ^ I love lack racks... get slack, stack-lack-rack hack in your crack shack Of course, be careful when racking heavy things, be sure you've braced the legs adequately well morsi is out now XD oh baby but it's still super-cheap and easy, and stylish http://youtu.be/rsBJ7gPoRmw YouTube News: "Morsi flees as angry crowd storms palace in Cairo, battles riot police" by RussiaToday (5m 43s), 302 views, 89 likes and 5 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-12-04T20:00:33.000Z. they stormed his place guess his strong arming trying to force egypt to be like the rest of the muslim states didnt sit well with people sure he didn't just have a crazy party and forgot to set his privacy settings? trafficone: he tried to set his privacy settings thats the issue he set them to ultra high then started trying to write the egyptian constitution well put the people simply said "look fucker we want freedom of everything and not another dictator" so, reading comments on cnn.com makes me weep for America i cant weep any more for america the picture of the lady eating a block of cheese was all i had either thinking that Morsi is the same as Obama, or that Egyptian democracy works exactly like the US kusuriya, does http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/12/04/1938212/cops-to-congress-we-need-logs-of-americans-text-messages help? trafficone: lol benDos: nope i already knew that kusuriya: you've literally run out of fucks to give trafficone: yeah now is the time for action im all out of fucks to give for complaining about it im working with my GF to teach her how to use an encrypted SMS app i have pidgin-otr is super super easy yeah but pidgin OTR doesnt work on the phone or on the go I use that with my gf sometimes I guess but yeah encrypt all the things you want to try to piss in my cherrios gubmint ill just make it harder :) I don't understand why anyone doing anything illegal wouldn't already be using encrypted sms messages or at least anonymous phones for their illegal activities trafficone, if you know enough to use encrypted messages you probably can swing a living doing something that won't land you in jail this is how my encrypted text message looks like: y0 d00d w3 d0!ng s0m3th!n6 i113g4L y0 s/$/obama 911 flu this is how my encrypted text message looks like: y0 d00d w3 d0!ng s0m3th!n6 i113g4L y0obama 911 flu seriously, search TWITTER for HMU it's depressing ^ so much bad music trafficone, i'm gonna go check now :p; what is HMU? how much? hit me up qbit: hit me up haha nice i like the notacop twitter profile https://twitter.com/notapoliceman if you're willing to search facebook, it's all over there too as well as pictures of peoples drug scores people as a whole are dumb credit cards Dude trafficone you were serious benDos: :-( sad story, bro i mean the zip code didn't work but #somearea weed hmu seems to hit all the time eg https://twitter.com/Noah480/status/275065442874318849 TWITTER: Anyone need bud hmu tonight its 25 a g but its the best weed in az and ill hook up!! Just hmu on twitter or text me 480-430-9775 (Sun Dec 02 02:34:46 +0000 2012) zip codes are kinda small, hence ppl use area codes instead heh i'll try that no go lol benDos: HMU is code word for IAMA COP Lol Cops on the internet it happens When they try to pick up some kid to diddle and it turns out to be another cop Then whoever says "GOTCHA" first they get to make the arrest https://twitter.com/notpolice/status/275360375879397376 hahahahaha TWITTER: I have all these empty tobacco blankets but no marijuanas to roll in them :( can someone please help me out?? (Sun Dec 02 22:06:44 +0000 2012, retweeted 221 times) and it's safe to assume that everyone offering drugs/hookup info on the Internet is a cop yep On one hand I agree On the other, i don't try to find drugs or hookups on twitter so i'm good well, yeah, that's because of the safe assumption like, it's probably a mix of cops/dumbasses but someone involved in that wouldn't want to get mixed up with either man i start looking through twitter especially the @needadebitcard people and was amazed at the quality of the tweets and it's like, fuckkk, these are real people hahahahaa I assume about 1/3rd of what i read online is written by some poor inmate in a chinese jail I assume some small portion of what I read online is by a poor phd student who's lost all hope phdcomics? ha (#csc has a resident phd student who is a huge troll) any time anyone wants to debate the question of whether we share a common ancestry with monkeys sharvey: is it YOU? i just point out the internet s/ a / several / i just point out the internet brycec: no #csc has some lols brycec: but, people have accused me of being this other person used to idle in there lol benDos: I am now on csc syscom bryce just accused you right now and was csc sysadmin last term kyl: hahahaha syscom == system commander? maybe it's your secret other identity that even you don't know about? kyl: systems committee trafficone: MPD Ohh do you get nasty messages from yourself? holy shit canada is being all communist system commander is way cooler what with committees and bulshit hahaha *bullshit Bro kyl: syskom? We have committees to. (my officemate is french canadian) we have n systems psh french canadians don't count oh you poor thing kyl they're a separate species Yeah fuck those guys! sharvey: DON'T TRY TO SWAY ME WITH YOUR CANADIA^wCOMMERNIST LIES sharvey: i'm just gonna lump you in sharvey: if they don't count, how do they do math? ^ lteo: I see what you did there but do you lteo, you are none stop with the pun train for like a week Stop watching so much sienfeld. are you trying to revoke his pun card benDos: dude i've always been on the pun train Maybe i just started paying attention? Idk benDos: you're just a hater False true error benDos is a professional hater NILOLOLOL of everything and everyone hahaha trafficone: ENOLOVE ? we had ENOBEER earlier on saturday it was catastrophic yeah actually i do believe that's an EMERG in syslog benDos: I'm sorry, I was wrong New sets for macppc! kyl, are you still mad that i dynamicly link things sometimes? dynamically even ECLOBBER no, i just realised you don't hate *everything* ~java? i forgot how much you love calc2 Every thing such that thing != calc2 that's true calc2 isn't hard benDos: ^ tell that to benDos benDos: finally! someone who can help! SIX MORE WORK DAYS! heh apply graph theory to solve calc2 - problem solved Bro Neural network to solve integrals done and done Neural networks as you know work for prettty much everything And are the optimal solution for approximately nothing sounds like a brain to me neural networks vary in the biological fidelity I've written some with a neuroscientist so the software models brain activity and others use similar concepts with no regard for how closely the model matches a brain ugh i'm gonna miss doing research projects :/ haha my favorite gun ban argument of all time yesh? "Well you see if we eleminate the demand the supply will and blackmarket will dwindle" That's true yeah, because only brand new guns are sold on the black market. I mean false premise and shit yeah tell me how well that has worked to stop prostitution so yeah, that would dry it up. but that statement taken as it's own is true eliminate... the demand... for gun, power, etc? LMFAO *its benDos benDos: no where has that statement ever been true :P prohibition, prostitution, drugs Wut Are we talking about the same quote my powerful gun has eliminated its supply due to huge demand yes If you eliminate demand, markets shrink fact of economics so if we take colaries that have blackmarkets where we already have outlawed and "eleminated" the demand That said eleminate everything Demand for drugs, guns, paying for sex, has never been addressed in law the black markets for them thrive Aside from putting people in jail if you get caught That's why i said it's true but a false premise benDos: um yes it has for sex in some states for sex anyway hm? People in Nevada all drive to henderson to get their knob slobbed? No. in Kansas City Kansas it is illegal to be caught trying to solicit sex Right as in most places curbs demand no eliminated so if you are the john its outlawed it doesnt really curb demand the black market for it is still strong as ever This argument is going no where We both agree And both are not going to bother to find facts to support out side and now for our daily drugs / guns / political argument Too late kyl already quashed it with muh logic skillz hahahahahahahaha benDos: not really but meh the same logic skills that lead you to DYNAMICALLY LINK THINGS psh Hah are we talking about sex? >.> what's this dynamically link things reference? lteo, kyl things dynamically linking libs will shrink his peep <-- doesn't like dynamic libs thinks* and bendos needs an attack ad hominem to support his argument sharvey: not in Kansas City, we're not ok kyl: so all your binaries are statically linked? as much as i can kusuriya, so you are going to go find a source accurately reports demand for prostitutes is unrelated to legality/ on os x, that's not easy just not kyl, isn't that sop on irc benDos: but all im saying is i love when people use that argument to espouse gun bans thinking its a magic bullet i agree :p that's why i said we agree and arguing further was silly brb though typically, states outlaw johns and pimps and basically assume that all prostitutes are slaves lteo, sta.li http://sta.li rather it's like totally not a troll distro according to kyl instead of implementing industrial oversight, they force the market underground and put legit prostitutes in unnecessary harm ^ also puritan ideas about sex that paying for sex is baaaaad trafficone: well its 50 50 right now half the states outlaw johns half outlaw the hoes all outlaw the pimps I think that that's the main reason they don't regulate the system 'cause sex is ickypants (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ some states belive by removing the supply you remove the demand, and by removing the demand you remove the supply but if you go to an area where its legal and regulated there are very few problems like reno reno sucks for a whole host of problems but the hookers are not one of them well, it kind of double sucks, because if youuu are a ho and you need protecction, your only option is to go with a pimp especially because there won't be any guns with which you could protect yourself. well, you could always keep a derringer in your pooper, but... but that's a gun and guns are bad no one should be able to own a gun guns kill people! truth so do pimps like that football player who could ONLY have killed his gf with a gun! if it comes to that trafficone: pimps like to break legs first as a warning dbtid: it's been scientifically proven also large wads of meat indimidation goes a long way he could NEVER have used a knife (outlaw those) or a baseball bat (ban those too) or a screwdriver (ban them!!!) or a frozen turkey dbtid: or just beat her do death he could never have strangled her with his HUUUUUGE football player arms (BAN FOOTBALL!) he wouldn't have thought to use those because they are not overtly weapons kusuriya: i was getting to that kyl: oh, yeah. he played football so he was too stupid to think of those other things correct well, football does cause brain damage plus, good citizens don't think of ordinary household items as weapons kyl: ifs funny you say that because boxers are usually required to register their hands as lethal weapons but most are too dumb to realize it :) kyl: we could maybe figure out how to put all the bad citizens in one place, maybe? keep them there away from all the good citizens? kyl: what do you think? dbtid: like a summer camp how does one register something as a lethal weapon? that lasts all year? kyl: exactly trafficone: just like you register a gun i bet they'll find high levels of marijuhana in his blood i bet they find high levels of twinkies in his blood id like to register my cock as a leathal weapon QBIT http://youtu.be/mFDiiSqGB7M !!!!! he was rich so he probably bought out all of them from the store before any of the poor people could YouTube Education: "Community Ecology II: Predators - Crash Course Ecology #5" by crashcourse (10m 23s), 302 views, 98 likes and 0 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-12-04T21:11:50.000Z. kusuriya: because people die from laughing when you pull it out? twss Added funny: "kusuriya: because people die from laughing when you pull it out?" kyl: exactly kyl: wrong.. it's so "leathal" that it kills on sight "another girl's life, tragically cut short by a hilariously tiny penis... real shame" "when will the littledicks learn?" benDos: o/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1XpoVkZSqU&playnext=1&list=PLEA160EADAD74C535&feature=results_video YouTube Comedy: "County Sheriff: Pilot - 1x1" by ryanthewebber (12m 9s), 267 views. Uploaded 2012-03-04T23:52:59.000Z. one of my fav predations .. is the wasp that makes ants go really really high on trees.. the other is the wasp that zombifies spiders lets see if devious can save my ass again with testing :D :o hmm does devious let normal users check mailq well looks like it kind of does hey brycec verizon has devio.us blacklisted kusuriya: that's cool (We've jumped through their hoops before. Unfortunately, apparently our members are idiots and still send spam) yeah doesnt suprise me just combing through the mail queue making sure my mail went out yeah I know where you saw it :P Microsoft's mail servers are not delivering external mail :D kusuriya: I'll PM you the maillog brycec: thanks jrick: qbit: itunes is actually usable under os x what's an os x? isn't slow and shitty qbit: says the guy using windows 8 brah kyl: new or old itunes? kyl: thats not a surpise either if i had a mac id prolly use itunes TBQH itunes 9, 10, and 11 weren't bad but the new interface seems to be anti-ipod i can see jsut a giant list of songs on it no column browser Is itune's ui still terrible for 13k+ songs? no It used to lag and chew on my cpu when scrolling i have more than that on my ipod I have a lot of flac And a 30gb ipod Soo I have way less than that on my ipod i convert flac->aac for the mac and i don't have that much lossless I haven't felt like converting all my flacs to mp3 for the ipod tbh All (+/-) of my music is rips bandcamp also lets you buy flac ++ when i rip music, i do it on teh mac I may have mentioned before, I only have linux desktops/laptops And one desktop windows 7 refuses to run on, but apparently i need to try again and zero the entire disk Cause windows 7 cares that the disk it is installed onto may have some weird bits in unallocated space :/ bandcamp yesh? will AWS kill a process on your server if it takes up too much processing power? I was under the impression it just didn't have very many cycles to give They are awesome i need a way to put music on my spankinnewfreeipod I <3<3<3 bandcamp without itunes because stabieeff itunesz qbit, rockbox and it's normal usb drive access nosir Yessir it's the ipod touch nano trafficone: I've never seen that happen, and I don't think they have the ability to kill a process. However, I've seen OOM-killer many a time. Oh. which isn't rockboxsupported Can you put netbsd on it? trafficone: (see dmesg for logs of "oh god I'm out of memory, KILL KILL KILL") install banshee or whatever ubuntu's default player is isn't that Qt dependent? is because fuck you all you mono haters <3 mono now that keepass works on openbsd Tbh http://projects.gnome.org/rhythmbox/ Rhythmbox is lovely tbh tbhtbh srstbh ehhem I only stopped using it when it did funny things on remote storage that vlc happily buffers like a good program New sets for amd64! New sets for i386! mcchunkie: toogle e aw Goosebumps. best.. book series... ever @lod ಠ_ಠ @tableflip (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ ┬──┬ ¯_(ツ) wow mcchunkie, a bit slow there... because FUCK THIS SHIT (4 seconds on my end) is rhythmbox that one that comes with ubuntu? brycec: she waits for a random amount of time because whatever taht one is sucks pretty bad qbit: oh that's new, nice, much better. tonight dovecot+postfix to my server :D kyl, i don't think so i think you were right with banshee for that For everyone with a .edu email and Dropbox https://www.dropbox.com/spacerace clementine is pnice i thought it was rythm box because ubuntu was trying to remove the mono deps it is a fork of amarok before they went all 2.0 amarok was good for a while too banshee is awesome you just have to deal with mono if youre not on windows and GTK# whoa clementine has google drive / sound cloud integration which is a hot nightmare Mono and GTK? holy shit - and spotify That seems redundant? benDos: Mono does not come with a UI TK in !windows Or does mono just use gtk to emul? holy shitbananas, all the packages I need to build are already built and in the repos ohh ok it integrates with GTK# oh man i thought it did tbh and grooveshark but i never use it so yeah which emulates GDI and GDI+ for windows stuff they do everything else :p goddamn I'm now at 18.4GB of Dropbox space ha awesome clementine can play spotify music! brycec why dropbox? because? this bitch is getting ported Some stuff you prefer not on devious or your other servers if you have any idk? Idk I've had no need for dropbox since scp? benDos: I've had Dropbox for years... And there's no replacing its auto-sync between machines. Dropbox isn't for everyone, but it has its uses. Ok but no pandora ERBERNTER ERN qbit: no pithos? don't see it anywhere or know what it is qbit: http://kevinmehall.net/p/pithos/ I think it's python+gtk kusuriya, trafficone i'll be able to find good greek food right? so it is https://github.com/kevinmehall/pithos benDos: not sure ive never looked for greek Huh, ok i hear there are some places downtown oh nice jesus it does podcasts too vlc does podcasts bro emacs+vlc is basically the only operating system you'd ever need. I don't think emacs can play mkv's with 2d accel? .addtroll emacs+vlc is basically the only operating system you'd ever need. emacs+vlc is basically the only operating system you'd ever need.: was added http://www.gnu.org/software/emms/... Audio support : MP3, Ogg Vorbis, FLAC Video support : MPEG, WMV, MOV, AVI, OGM, MKV, etc... !!!!! Wtf. Nooo benDos: if it's good gyros you want, Mr. Gyros is pretty good. If you want srs fancy greek, I can't speak past that. I want gyros now... OH SHIT WAIT I REMEMBER THIS GREAT GREEK PLACE italian i get do tulios is bitching Tbh i first wanted a gyro something bad but gyro never had em but then i remembered all the stuff i used to get at small greek place i used to go to there's Pete's Eggnest, which is really good for greek + breakfast grub and had to point to the menu :/ sweet how about some spanakopita and there's also Taki's Mad Greek Guys Guy piroshki is an awesome food though Don't drop it ok emacs is a media player seriously i know Fuck man. and irc client and email benDos: EMACS is an OS kusuriya: true dat, I had some piroshky today See I knew emacs was an os emacs is a game engine But an os that ships with more features than windows? emacs is not an os emacs is also a webbrowser emacs is a virtual machine for lisp not clisp? or guile? ? im tempted to try emacs as an IRC client the fuck do any of those have to do with this? kusuriya: erc M-X erc i thought emacs used clisp and was eventually maybe moving to guile for the sake for rms ... @rms Richard Stallman says: Restricting copying is not the only basis for business in software. It is the most common basis because it brings in the most money. If it were prohibited, or rejected by the customer, software business would move to other bases of organization which are now used less often. There are always numerous ways to... i use it fairly often @log_search emacs 640 results found. Here's one at random: Feb 08, 2012 10:32:32 Chunkhost -> [Peer1 -> tinet -> seabone] -> emacsdaddy I wish I could tell python that it's running in a headless environment, so it doesn't get sad when it can't run graphics stuff trafficone: ? Can you tell it to ignore a certain class of errors and filter some output to /dev/null? kyl: for example, this one module is testing matplotlib on a headless server my god - clementine has projectm in it ,3 trafficone, can you over right what lib it is looking for before it gets loaded and lie to it? s/right/write trafficone, can you over write what lib it is looking for before it gets loaded and lie to it? Python is well aware that it's headless... Just a matter of some modules that don't care and try and do crap (like matplotlib, I guess) Right, so python lets you do loooots of introspection ^ when it loads that library go in there muck around with some shit and lie to it haha that is one nice thing about python ipython is the most compelling reason to use python at least it doesn't test on load, so it'll just work you could even trace or trap the class load to filter out stuff i imagine DID YOU FILE A BUG REPORT? python won't, however, let you monkey patch builtins I am a respectable lady! I will not take this lying down! rewriting your lexer and parser on the fly for an interrupted languages seems pretty painful even for python to force on it's implementations ruby probably lets you do stuff like that Ruby syntax looks like someone pulled off all the symbols from their keyboard, inserted them into a shotgun and shot them into a $20 hooker that had been dead for 3 days.. *its https://developer.spotify.com/technologies/libspotify/ whoa benDos: IDK who I'd even file the bug report with, there are so many modules used by this module it's just silly once it says "requires numpy and scipy" I assume that it's maintained by a league of wizards YER A WIZARD trafficone BryceBot: not so loud, do you want Voldermort to hear? hah New packages for loongson! oh hai zentrification .troll you just cant chew on a pig pancreas .troll | s/^/AmberJ_: / | s/$/ --qbit/ AmberJ_: mcchunkie's an asshole, because it's written in node.js --qbit ^ proof haha o/ \o i don't even know how that happened lazylopez_ is a person committin like a bawss! heh optimist heh Are ecommerce sites required to track how many people open up the page with their linked terms and conditions you have to agree to? Soo boss is leaving nice o/ upgradecomplete Oh congrats yeah now i have to find somebody to do my job zenmower: Hire me! kthxbye! :P Congrats zenmower Quick question: nginx OR lighttpd? My requirements: as lightweight as possible. I need to host only few static html files! nginx Ok thanks! probably you should do lighthttpd i just no nginx so i would use it AmberJ_: srvwd :o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWl5peI8HY YouTube Music: "Hayseed Dixie - Bohemian Rhapsody video (Official)" by johannespud (3m 41s), 1,239,115 views, 5,654 likes and 170 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-10-21T16:14:38.000Z. thttpd ;) use kyl's go server lol, required by whom exactly? Did the Internet suddenly gain a law enforcement entity? 19:24:10 <+benDos> Are ecommerce sites required to track how many people open up the page with their linked terms and conditions you have to agree to? Also nginx is now in base OpenBSD, so +1 for nginx Then again, I <3 lighttpd woo i want to get a house i can shoot out of the back door a lot thttpd++ congrats, btw, zenmower thanks i didn't really do anything boss decided to move on kind of sucks i am the only dev so imma have to find somebody trafficone: do the twins get on here at all? the twins sounds ominous yes one is evil one is good though neither of them have goatees... of course not that's passé and unacceptable for undercover evil twins They've both tried mustaches... didn'g look good sharvey: On average, once every 2 years or so :P sharvey: In fact I barely ever hear or see either of them :/ For being such tech-y people, they're oddly uncommunicative - no facebook, no G+, no IRC... Oh and they never seem to have their phone "Why don't you guys include us more." Well we do, we text and call you, but you don't answer :P @seen FrozenDice brycec, I last saw frozendice 118 days 7 hours 33 min 35 sec ago (Wed, 08 Aug 2012 16:11:10 -0700) quitting: Ping timeout: 248 seconds. sharvey: ^