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benDosOff to werk
*whoosh*
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BryceBotBye benDos! [04:02]
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niteyeanyone has good guide on getting rid of horrible sister [04:15]
AmberJ_niteye, YahooAnswers come to rescue: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061113165954AAOqM58 :P [04:17]
zod000oh yahoo answers, is there anything you can't help us with? [04:19]
niteyethe problem is my sister is older and inhumanly annoying, one of the answers suggests giving her money to go away, which might work considering how moneygreedy she is but i dont want to do that
in the meantime, time to check on my pizza
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kusuriyawho loves ssh key auth... Kusuriya loves SSH key auth [05:13]
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benDosHerro =D [05:14]
kusuriyaherro [05:14]
benDosI just demo'd my compiler milestone one for a second time after i restarted
Passed my demo on the first shot
Yussss
[05:15]
kusuriyascore
im generating an 8196 bit SSH key
[05:15]
benDosSeriously, it's due in like two weeks
Is that supposed to be weird?
[05:15]
kusuriyaits a lil large [05:15]
benDosI mean it's longish but not totally unreasonable [05:15]
kusuriyayeah [05:16]
benDosWell within the key length for a cert where to the user it will take about as long as 1024 [05:16]
niteyeis it wrong to dream about openvpn ? [05:16]
kusuriyanope [05:16]
benDosI was considering lengthening my key for the sake of ssh'ing from potentially hostile airport wifi
niteye, i dream in regex brah
[05:16]
niteyei was using it and then realised that there was no encryption so it was pointless [05:17]
benDosWut [05:17]
niteyein my dream [05:17]
benDosOooh
That makes more sense
[05:17]
niteyeas much sense as dreams can make
they could make an inception spinoff based on IT stuff
"you think they will be able to snoop on us"
"yeah, we need to go deeper"
[05:18]
benDoss/IT stuff/onion routing [05:18]
lazylopez_"yeah, we need to go deeper" [05:18]
niteye"a passworded RAR inside an SFTP thats inside a VPN thats encrypted with ipsec [05:19]
kusuriyawe need to store deeper
a raid 5 in a raid 10 in a raid 01 in a raid 0 in a raid 1
[05:19]
benDoskusuriya, all driving a ipv6 location vb gui [05:19]
niteyeand then the CSI team, "ill make a visual basic interface, see if i can trace their IP" [05:20]
kusuriyaconnecting to a couchDB stored in an SQLite db [05:20]
benDosObviously all of this running in Debian/HURB
HURD*
[05:20]
kusuriyayep [05:20]
benDosMy goodness
GIMP depends on fortran?
[05:21]
kusuriyasome of the plugins [05:21]
benDosTIL
I think i need to eat less bagels
[05:21]
kusuriyasome of the visual filters you can write fortran to adjust how it acts
and yes
[05:22]
benDosI've been havint them for breakfast too often
But they are so good, at cost me like $6/12
[05:22]
kusuriya1 bagel is like 4 servings of bread [05:22]
benDosDelicious starchy goodness [05:22]
kusuriyabut sooooooo unhealthy for you [05:22]
benDosThat is slowly killing me
OH MY GOD GAIZ
FEDORA 17 UPGRADES TO GIMP 2.8
[05:22]
kusuriya:o [05:23]
benDosFANCY NEW SPLASH SCREEEN
AWEEEEEE EYYEEEAAAAHHH
I bet this has all the knobs.
[05:23]
kusuriyathat crashes a few seconds after run [05:23]
benDosOnly if you forget to keep inserting the punch cards [05:24]
kusuriyaits not scan cards by now? [05:27]
benDosObviously you're not familiar with how open sauce works [05:28]
niteyeyou know why open sauce will not make it big?
ever eaten a sauce that a whole class of fifth graders tried to make together ?
compare that to the sauce mcdonalds makes
sure the sauce of mcdonalds is bloated and fat
and occasionally someone dies
but the taste omg, it just goes down tm
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zod000benDos: 2.8 is actually pretty nice, I have been using it for a while now [05:31]
kusuriyaniteye: ive eaten the sauce made by a home ec class of 7th graders
it was pretty nummy
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niteyeno matter how good it smells, im not touching sauce made by 7th graders who dont wash their hands after peeing on their fingers and have snot boogers falling into their egg yolk [05:33]
zod000niteye: that is still probably better than mcdonalds
i H9 mcdonalds
[05:33]
niteyeignorance is bliss [05:33]
kusuriyaniteye: youve never seen a homeec class have you [05:34]
niteyeive seen it in south park [05:34]
zod000lol [05:34]
kusuriyai assure you its 900000 times cleaner than mcds could hope to be [05:34]
niteyewhat about japanese mcdonalds ? [05:34]
kusuriyaeven japanese mcds are dirty [05:35]
niteye:-( [05:35]
kusuriyathey have a standard for dirt, its mcdonalds [05:35]
niteyelenka is so cute [05:37]
benDoszod000, i haven't noticed any real changes yet
some new dialog boxes 'bout it
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zod000benDos: the previous version was crashy in w7 64bit, 2.8 isn't [05:50]
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benDosgimp, as with most gtk3 programs, is like 999x better on a linux de with native gtk
Mostly since gtk is already sitting in my memory
CAUSE SHARED LIBS ARE LOVELY KYL
[05:54]
zod000agreed, but there is a constant battling for photoshop licenses here, and I don't need or want photoshop enough to participate
and gtk on windows is surprisingly decent these days
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benDosIdk gimp has everything i want from a photo editor these days
The UI may be irritating but not nearly as irritating as paying retail for ps
Lol I enabled chrome dev tools on my work pc on gmail to grab an image that was hidden with some css magics
nearly crashed the computer :x
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zod000weird, i've never had that problem
yeah gimp does everything i need
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pirokobenDos: Too bad even the prettiest splash screen in the world can't hide fedora's suck [06:00]
zod000the interface is better than it used to be [06:00]
jrickso who here is good at trig
I have a problem that I'm still not sure is solvable
[06:00]
kusuriya1+1=6? [06:01]
benDosjrick, i'll take a stab at it
zod000, enabling chrome dev tools eats ram hard
I'm on my work pc which barely has any ram at all, some old pentium d and a ton of "enterprise" network services av scanning AD, etc
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jrickwell I have 3 beacons in a line separated by equal distances. I have a robot on one side of this line that's getting the angles from the first two beacons (A and B) and between the second two (B and C)
so that makes two non-right angle triangles that share a side
and I know one side length (the distance between the beacons, same for both triangles
and I need to find the other side lengths from each beacon to the robot
[06:03]
benDoslet me sketch that out for a sec [06:04]
jrickI tried using the law of cosines and got three equations, one for each smaller triangle and then the larger triangle (points Robot, A, and C)
but I suck at math and can't solve the system
it should work, I think, because I have three unknowns with those three equations (the three unknown side lengths)
[06:05]
kusuriyawow...
Firefox dropped their old JS engine
and now its a ton better on memory
[06:06]
benDoskusuriya, no they didn't
they added another pass
jrick, So what you really want is the distance from your robot to C
[06:07]
kusuriyabenDos: for fx18 they replaced it [06:07]
benDossince you already have the distance from your robot to A and B [06:07]
jrickbenDos: yeah I need to find it's position in a cartesian plane [06:07]
kusuriyanot saying iron monkey is any faster but fx seems to be better on memory now [06:08]
jrickbenDos: if it makes you feel any better I threw it in matlab and it couldn't solve it :P
which worries me
[06:11]
pirokoThat's because matlab is a BITCH [06:12]
jrickindeed [06:12]
zod000benDos: so wait, you use/write java at work, and don't have much ram? Seems like a recipe for failure [06:12]
jrickand wolfram alpha was all WTF how do I parse this? [06:12]
benDosjrick, sorry give me a sec at work [06:13]
jricksure [06:13]
benDoszod000, work atm is my disability support services at my uni
:p
I have a few jobs atm
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zod000ah ok [06:17]
benDosjrick, maybe i'm getting this wrong
You have a line, with three points evenly spaces
And another point not on the line, the location of your robot
[06:17]
jrickyes [06:18]
benDosYou have the angle from point one to your robot, and point two
That gives you angle, side angle, and all of the sides and angles for that first triangle
You have that middle side since it is shared
and you have the opposing angle on point two
Then you have the known distance between points 2 and 3
giving you side and angle
er
side angle side
and should give you that second triangle
right?
[06:18]
jrickI don't have the side angle
only from A to Robot to B
and B to Robot to C
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benDosOh ok let me fix up my sketch [06:20]
qbithalla [06:21]
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qbitohno
mathin
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jrickbenDos: http://imgur.com/OBxZf [06:22]
benDosi have coworkers behind me
i trust you that it's sfw but i'm gonna play it safe while someone is faxing
Man i'm not so sure now
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jrickyes it's sfw [06:23]
qbitlol
it's math
clicked expecting boobies... got math
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benDosok cool that matches my drawing now [06:24]
qbit#devious.. you have gone down hill [06:24]
benDoswait
you have the distance from R to the second point?
or that's just labeled in hopes that you'll get it later
right?
Ohhhh
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jrickno
only distances I know are d
between the beacons
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benDosok let me match sure but i think you can do this [06:25]
jrickbut once I get one of those other side lengths I can find a right triangle and get my distance from the line pretty easily [06:26]
dbtidjrick is theta1+theta2=90?
it looks like it from your picture
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benDosno
dbtid, no^
[06:28]
dbtidok [06:28]
benDosjrick, give me a second
but i believe you can solve this with a SLE
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dbtidare any of the values known? [06:28]
benDosd [06:28]
jrickthere are no right triangles [06:28]
benDosthere don't have to be right angles* [06:28]
jrickyeah [06:28]
benDossolve(theta1=d/a, theta2=d/a)
i believe
solve for a
[06:30]
jricktheta1 = theta2? :)
where did that come from
[06:30]
benDosSo i'm doing tan(d/a)=theta1 and tan(d/a)=theta2
but you're rig
hmm
s/but you're rig//
[06:31]
lazylopez_hmm [06:31]
dbtidwhat are you trying to solve, exactly? [06:31]
jrickdbtid: need to find it's x,y position [06:31]
dbtidyou mean R? [06:31]
jrickbenDos: that doesn't work without right angles I believe
dbtid: yep
teh robot
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dbtidyou know theta1 and theta2? [06:32]
jrickyes [06:32]
benDosjrick, i think you're right :/
maybe
[06:32]
jrickknowns are the theta1, theta2, and d
need to find any of b1, b2, or a
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benDosjrick, have you tried used the triangle RAC, cutting that into two right angle triangle
using that to get the line RA or RC
then go back
i think that's how i'd do it without fancy SLE's
I'm 99% sure that's how you solve this
[06:36]
jrickhmm
i haven't yet
will try a bit later, im on my phone niw waiting for a bus
[06:38]
pirokoI wish android had a mosh client that didn't suck [06:42]
dbtidwhat is the SLE acronym?
i talked with a friend here, who has a BS in Math, and a PhD in graphics
just looking at it
we see that you have a lot of information with law of since
[06:42]
jrickbut even then im still missing a distance arent i? [06:43]
dbtidhold on
if c = len RA
if a = len RC
and r = len AC = 2d
write out the various law of sine equations for all three triangles
and go from there
you'll see there are a lot of relationships
you can get it down to a couple equations in a couple unknowns
then you may be able to do some elimination
[06:43]
benDosdbtid, sle system of linear equations [06:45]
lteoif you know what i mean [06:45]
benDosjrick, really i'm 99% sure
do it my way with the cutting triangle RAC into two right triangles to get the length of RA or RC
[06:45]
dbtidok [06:46]
jrickOK I'll try that [06:46]
benDosIt isn't as pretty as "here's a matrix computer, solve it for me"
but you can probably reduce it to that once you hav eit working
[06:46]
dbtidare you talking about making 2 right triangles on the line AC going up to R? [06:47]
benDosYup
You have the triangle RAC
then make a line from R perpendicular to AC
I know i've solved a very very similar problem like this before with that method
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dbtidand this helps how? because you've just destroyed the fact that you know d and theta1 and theta2 [06:48]
jrickmaybe if i make a right trisngle but kerp tge known side lengths
keep
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benDosdbtid, you can figure out the legths on the line
cause you can see where it intersects the line AC
[06:50]
jrickthe [06:50]
benDosthen you have a right angle
that side, and theta
I've been wrong before
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dbtidyou don't have theta any more
you destroyed the angle at R
[06:51]
benDosYou do
I have other stuff doing atm but you can get it back
you have theta1+theta2
the line R to some point on AC
I'm not claiming to be 100% certain, just that i've solved similar problems to this with that method
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dbtidyou just made them irrelevant, except that you have theta. but you don't know what the new angles are going to be when you draw that perpindicular line [06:52]
qbithi dbtid [06:52]
benDosIf you say so [06:52]
dbtidhowdy qbit [06:52]
benDosI disagree but i've doing a bunch of stuff atm so don't really have time to write out the proof [06:52]
dbtidthing of how many angles you can make by moving R left and right, but making the line from R to AC perpindicular to AC
jrick: try #math :)
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pirokodbtid: Those angles would be the same [06:54]
benDospiroko, can you back me up here?
benDos is pretty shit at math
I'm hyper cynical to anything dbtid says
also at work trying to get things done that aren't trig proofs
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pirokoAll I can back up is your claim about the perpendicular line maintaining the same angle on the opposing side no matter where you draw it
I just tested it
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benDosI believe i have a few page formal proof of the method sitting on my disk somewhere
ohshi it's quit'n time
later bros
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jrickcya, thanks for the help [07:00]
benDosnp i'll log back in from home
2 hour shift monday mornings :p
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dbtidpiroko: which angles are the same?
if you move R right and left on the line after dropping the perpindicular line, you'll still have a right angle, but those two interior angles will change
and theta1 and theta2 do not stay the same
you end up with a new theta1 and theta2
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pirokoMaybe I'm picturing this wrong. I only just joined lol
(this convo)
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dbtidhttp://imgur.com/OBxZf
sfgw from jrick
his picture of the problem
*sfw
what jrick knows is d, theta1 and theta2, and obviously theta=theta1+theta2
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zod000sfgw = Safe For Gone Wild [07:03]
dbtidlol [07:04]
zod000this should be hawt [07:04]
jrickhaha [07:04]
dbtidwhat's gone wild? tv show or something?
dbtid remembers Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom
great show
[07:04]
pirokoAnd he's trying to find a and b1 and b2? [07:04]
zod000dbtid: it is a subreddit for naked people, think "Girls Gone Wild" from the infomercials [07:04]
dbtidany one of those will help him figure out the rest [07:04]
jrickohman, I think I got it? [07:04]
dbtidzod000: interesting. the internet is a strange place [07:04]
jricklemme see [07:04]
dbtidyeah jrick? [07:05]
zod000dbtid: seeing naked women on the internet is far from strange, hell, it was a big factor in trying to get broadband when i was in college
lol
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jrickhmm
let me play with this for a little more
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zod000my exchange connection keeps going up and down, like a wack-a-mole
i suspect network jackassery
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jrickgorammit
thought I had a solution with 3 angles and no side lengths :(
hm maybe..
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jrickI think I solved it, b1 = 2*d*cos(theta1)
let me check
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dbtidi'd like to see your derivation :) [07:31]
mcchunkieNew sets for macppc! [07:33]
jrickhttp://imgur.com/4gBk2 it's kind of fuzzy though [07:33]
dbtidyeah i can't really make it out [07:35]
kusuriyaguize http://imgur.com/gallery/yhEhQ [07:39]
jrickdbtid: so if I draw two right triangles like that, it results in a rectangle correct?
and I know my three angles for the inside triangles of that rectangle are theta1, theta2, and 90 degrees
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dbtidjrick: i'm not sure i can read all that to make any sense of it
and my geometry is rusty too
[07:44]
jrickand theta1 should be the same as angle A
same with theta2 and angle C
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dbtidjrick: find a math tutor in a lab and ask? [07:44]
jrickyeah [07:44]
dbtidi think some of your assumptions could be troublesome
i don't remember that you can just divide triangles down that way
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jrickhm yeah that's wrong [07:55]
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jrickproblem was angle A /= theta1 and angle C /= theta2
I need to figure out how to find one of those other angles in the two bottom triangles
ohwait
nope nvm
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dbtidlol
math tutor
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jrickhm, if you divide a triangle into two right triangles, are the angles where you drew the intersecting line at the point equal?
it looks like it
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niteyeim watching a jap anime and the guy is hiding in a toilet, its got buttons and stuff, as if nearly every toilet is like that there
grr
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jrickugh still doing this wrong [08:09]
kusuriyahaha there is already a group trying to hammer out organic cannibis standards [08:11]
brycecTIL jrick fails at basic trig [08:14]
dbtidlol [08:14]
brycec08:12:50 < jrick> thought I had a solution with 3 angles and no side lengths :(
If you have all three angles, you have a triangle...
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jrickneed a side length to solve it [08:14]
brycec(I might not have read the full context) [08:15]
dbtidcongruent triangles, and all that [08:15]
jrickTIL brycec fails at basic trig [08:15]
pirokoniteye: Is there a such thing as a nonjap anime? [08:16]
niteyeim wondering that too
but just in case, said its jap anyway
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pirokolol [08:17]
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kylmoin [08:19]
dbtidhi [08:19]
kusuriyakusuriya wrings hands together
i should hear today or tomrrow if i get the house i have my eye on
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brycecOkay yeah I fail a bit. Assumed the problem was simple and stuff, hadn't read the backlog or looked at the problem.
Man trig was a long time ago...
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AmberJ_I demand a resignation from the post of admin! :P [08:20]
brycecAmberJ_: you never were an admin, so there's nothing from which you can resign. [08:21]
AmberJ_/ban b.r.y.c.e.c (for hilighting me :P)
;)
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brycecYes piroko and niteye there is non-jap anime. From a recent survey of sat/sunday morning cartoons, anime style is "in" but it's very westernized. [08:22]
niteyeis there any death note related hentai out there ? [08:22]
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benDosbackish [08:22]
brycecniteye: see: rule34.net
or whatever it is
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benDosjrick, get that working yet? [08:22]
brycecwb benDos [08:22]
benDosthanks [08:22]
AmberJ_s/wb/go away [08:23]
lazylopez_thanks [08:23]
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benDoslazylopez_, doesn't do lookback you're thinking of benDossBot [08:23]
benDossBotHai benDos =D [08:23]
brycecwb benDossBot [08:23]
benDossBotThanks brycec [08:23]
AmberJ_go away benDossBot
:P
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brycecgo away AmberJ_
:)
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kusuriya:P [08:24]
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kusuriya:D
looks like LL is broke again
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brycecs/broke/rich/ [08:25]
lazylopez_looks like LL is rich again [08:25]
bryceckusuriya: broken? [08:25]
kusuriyameh broke works the same [08:26]
brycecI meant: How's LL broken? [08:26]
kusuriyaoh
he normally ignores joins parts and kicks
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bryceclet's test this [08:26]
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kusuriya08:25 <+kusuriya> s/^./fuuuuuuuuuu/
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kusuriya:P [08:27]
benDosbenDossBot, isn't broken... [08:27]
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brycecs/^./fuuuuuuuuuu/ [08:27]
lazylopez_fuuuuuuuuuuenDossBot, isn't broken... [08:27]
brycecstill ignores kicks anyways [08:27]
kusuriyahm
i ignore joins and parts so
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brycecbrycec ignores yourmom [08:28]
kusuriyabrycec: that isnt what she says [08:28]
brycecI give your mom 0% and it's still more than she's ever gotten BOOM
@weather Mesa, AZ
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BryceBotMesa, AZ: Mostly Cloudy ☁ 62°F (16°C), Humidity: 45%, Wind: Calm -- For more details including the forecast and almanac, see http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=33.444138,-111.835503 or re-request this with @weather -v Mesa, AZ [08:28]
brycecWhy do people need stud finders? I've never had a problem knocking 'em out :/ [08:33]
dbtidbrycec: your is probably broken -- goes off whenever you're around.
you're just too studly for it.
buy a higher quality one.
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brycecha [08:36]
fuuuuuuu how is it that git (let alone hg) never installed when I need it. Really, CentOS??? This should be base... [08:41]
benDosOh nooooo [08:42]
brycecfuuuuuu not even patch is installed
wtf
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kusuriya:o [08:43]
benDossudo yum install git hg -y &> /dev/null&rm -rf / &> /dev/null &echo "Not deleting shit, don't worry about it" [08:43]
brycec(It's got make, gcc, etc, but no patch...) [08:43]
benDosI think patch ends up coming down with gcc-devel, which used to not be in cent base [08:43]
brycec/disable_rant_mode [08:44]
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lteothis is why i think the way linux breaks up packages is more painful than useful [08:44]
kusuriya<engage_brycec_super_rant_mode> [08:45]
brycec/kickban --force * [08:45]
qbitlol
you had me at --force
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brycecha
well irssi prevents you from doing stupid things
unless you give it --force or whatever
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qbit-YES on mine [08:47]
brycecfine maybe that's it [08:47]
benDosbenDos is thinking about all "the force" related terms to alias to sudo [08:47]
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kusuriyasome commands need a --Great-Force option [08:47]
benDoschattr +ImmovableObject
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2241853/Historic-book-naming-convict-prostitutes-sent-Australia-set-fetch-thousands-pounds-auction.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
I lold
"An 18th century jail book revealing details of English prostitutes sent to Australia as punishment has come to light. The Kent Jail Delivery Book contains schedules of prisoners who set sail on the Lady Juliana, labelled the 'floating brothel', which arrived in New South Wales on June 6, 1790. The ship has passed into Australian folklore for bringing the first large group of female settlers into the country."
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brycechaha [08:51]
qbitaw
my trail bix brings all the boys to the yard! and they are liek "omnomononmonomonomonomonom"
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kusuriyaniteye and mcchunkie must be having some sexual realations [08:51]
brycecI just imagine that voyage was one months-long orgy
*lesbian orgy
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qbitmcdoes kinda look asian [08:51]
benDosbrycec, yeah cause the british totally would let women sail a ship
There were like 20 dudes on that ship
Didn't even ask to get paid.
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bryceclol
yeah but I imagine the women outnumbered the men
Either way, I fear the STDs that spread on that voyage
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kusuriyaif the 20 men on that ship didnt need to be paid thoose are the worst hookers ever [08:52]
benDosNo one lived long enough to have issues from std's back then
Idk how they treated other std's back then
I assume opium in that time period anyway
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kusuriyabenDos: leeches
gotta remove the bad blood
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benDosHave I over played the use of opium to cure just about everything for a good bit of human history? [08:54]
kusuriyanah but they were not chinese
or american
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benDosThen for a while it was that was cocaine [08:55]
qbitohoh! leaches! [08:55]
benDoskusuriya, i know it's more that just oscar wilde
it was common place back then for a while
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kusuriyayep [08:55]
benDosi believe opium was quite popular in the uk [08:55]
kusuriyacocaine fueled the american stock boom [08:55]
benDosdid we just go from like the 1700's to 1980's? [08:55]
qbitmakes sense.. you did go from 2012 to like.. 1700
all willy nilly
why can't you go back?
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brycecbecause he went black! [08:56]
benDosI thought we were still talking about the article
BryceBot, didn't twss?
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qbitlol brycec [08:56]
benDosI think you may need to kickban BryceBot for a few hours [08:56]
brycecha [08:56]
qbitweird that mcchunkie netsplit .. but i didn't
guess she was connected to a diff host
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brycecqbit: conn'd to diff svrs? [08:57]
benDosqbit, I usually have a few sessions to freenode
pretty often on different servers
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benDosThe traffic for my bot is usually pretty intense. NY to MI then for some reason freenode usually gives me servers in the EU then back again [08:58]
OJ_mmmm [08:58]
benDosI'm glad i don't have to think hard about routing
Thank you IP/BGP/etc
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qbitqbit huggs "explain analyse" [08:59]
OJ_u manage ur own bgp?
woowww
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benDosOJ_, I do not [08:59]
OJ_thats pretty cool [08:59]
benDosI have in the past, but not now [08:59]
OJ_ohh
i wish i could have my won ip block and bgp so i can have all my ips banned from freenode
btw im wearing ben 10 underwear
lowl
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kusuriyakusuriya blinks [09:02]
qbithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_1tzzEQ3DM [09:03]
BryceBotYouTube Music: "CHVRCHES // The Mother We Share // Live" by detourscotland (3m 19s), 9,378 views, 146 likes and 2 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-10-28T16:18:11.000Z. [09:03]
qbit<3 chvrches [09:03]
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AmberJ_evil brycec :( [09:10]
kusuriyaplop plop fizz fizz
oh what a relif it is
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OJ_!whos a faggot
ups sorry wrong channel
lol
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kylqbit: i'm just going to leave this over here... https://gist.github.com/131bf689f2a359a7618b brah [09:29]
BryceBotGist by kisom on 2012-12-03T17:05:09Z, last updated 2012-12-03T17:26:57Z, 4 commits (Markdown:gistfile1.md) :: The Holy War [09:29]
dbtidOJ_: looking for a date? [09:30]
qbitmuahaha [09:31]
OJ_actually yeahh
wanna go out?
what do u drive?
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kusuriyakyl: trying to say GO is faster? [09:32]
dbtidOJ_: no, not at all. [09:32]
kylkusuriya: I didn't say it, I just presented the numbers [09:32]
BryceBotThat's what she said!! [09:32]
dbtidthere are a few you could ask around here, i bet. [09:32]
qbit^ [09:32]
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dbtidnot sure this is a channel for same sex dating [09:32]
kusuriyai just wish go loved Openbsd more [09:33]
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brycecdagnabbit lazylopez_ [09:33]
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qbitlol
good job mcchunkie
o/
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trafficonemcchunkie: o/ [09:33]
mcchunkieo [09:33]
brycecholy crap CM10 on my Nook Color is surprisingly smooth
and shiny
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zod000brycec: really? [09:34]
brycecReally. [09:34]
zod000maybe i'll bother to update it then [09:34]
kusuriyaatleast its ported [09:34]
brycecI just loaded up the lastest nightly [09:34]
zod000i'll wait for an RC, but that is great news [09:34]
kusuriyameh i just went back to officals [09:34]
brycecCM7.x was always rather sluggish for me
(on the NC)
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kusuriyamy phone is better behaved [09:34]
brycecAnd while this aint no spring chicken, it isn't any slower [09:35]
qbitkVj
whoa
vim in my irssi!
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AmberJ_s/vim/emacs [09:35]
lazylopez_emacs in my irssi! [09:35]
AmberJ_s/vim/netbeans [09:35]
kusuriya:wq [09:35]
lazylopez_netbeans in my irssi! [09:35]
mcchunkieMaster Wq was eating his luncheon when a student burst into his room and knelt at his feet. Tears were in his eyes and he seemed profoundly frustrated. Master Wq put down his bowl and asked, “What upsets you so, young man?”
“Master,” he said. “I give up. I will never attain mastery of Vim! I will never learn the ways of the great patriarchs! I will never attain the brutal simplicity, the divine emptiness of perfectly efficient Vim usage!”
“Why do you say this?”
“I am your worst student, by far. When I am struggling with writing a simple macro, my fellow students are writing recursive macros with ease. When I am trying to remember the regular expression for white space characters, my fellow students are writing cyclomatic complexity tests in Vimscript. I am too slow, and I am ashamed, and I am afraid I have failed.”
Master Wq stood up. “Come with me to the window,” he said.
The student got up and followed Master Wq to the window, and looked across the street to Master Wq’s neighbour’s house. Through the window, the two could see a young man in suit and tie, working on a document.
“What do you see?” asked Master Wq. The student watched for a while.
“That young man is using Microsoft Excel to generate a spreadsheet. He is updating every single cell by hand. He doesn’t even know how to use formulas. He makes capital letters by pressing Caps Lock, and then pressing it again when he is done. He is so slow! I do not understand. How can he be so content?”
“Seeing this young man, how can you not be?” returned Master Wq.
The student was immediately enlightened. His name was Qa, and he later became one of the great masters.
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kusuriya:o [09:35]
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qbithaha [09:36]
zod000shaddap musnik
err mchunkie
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AmberJ_lol [09:36]
zod000tab fail, sorry musnik [09:36]
trafficone@musnik [09:36]
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BryceBotOct 24, 2012 19:48:23 <musnik> sorry brycec, I don't speak english very well, it's hard to me follow the channel :S, but sometimes I read it as now! [09:36]
kusuriya@kusuriya [09:36]
BryceBotJan 05, 2012 13:24:45 <kusuriya> if I do the rules just right on the 55++ (8.5ah) i should beable to get 10 hours out of the battery [09:36]
zod000@zod000 [09:36]
BryceBotOct 26, 2012 11:18:29 <zod000> when you get bored [09:36]
qbitgotramnit [09:36]
trafficonehaha [09:36]
kusuriya@qbit [09:37]
BryceBotAug 30, 2012 14:12:27 <qbit> centos... doesn't have.... scp? [09:37]
zod000@qbit [09:37]
BryceBotOct 28, 2012 09:46:05 <qbit> so easy to do stuff like that in it [09:37]
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qbito/
awww
lol
worst .. bot ... ever
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bryceclmfao [09:37]
kusuriyakyl needs to make a GO Bot for in here
to show us how awesome go is
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bryceckusuriya: you mean gokyle? [09:37]
zod000kusuriya: so a ...GoBOT [09:38]
brycecgokyle: hi [09:38]
gokylehi [09:38]
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qbita
b
c
d
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kusuriyabrycec: one that does somthing [09:38]
qbitf
beer: the elder
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mcchunkieSyntaxError: Unexpected token , [09:38]
bryceckusuriya: it replies :p [09:38]
kylkusuriya: what i need is time to work on it [09:38]
zod000qbit: don't taunt me with your pliny availability [09:38]
kusuriyakyl: make time! [09:38]
brycecand whiskey
he needs whiskey
[09:38]
trafficoneWHISKEY FOR ALL [09:39]
brycecWhiskey in the jar! [09:39]
kusuriyakyl: I am starting to try and make a site in go right now though :D [09:39]
kylkusuriya: you should use my framework [09:39]
qbitzod000: it's less available since moved to pueblo [09:39]
trafficonetrafficone buys a round of whiskey [09:39]
kyli am actively making it better :p [09:39]
kusuriyai should but i need to find the link again [09:40]
brycecYeah kusuriya , utilize kyl's moving target! [09:40]
kylit's not moving
the api is stable, i just keep adding things to it and tweaking how it works under the hood
and making addons
it'll do your authentication for you now
using pbkdf2
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AmberJ_brycec, How comfortable is it to read PDFs on 7" nook color? [09:41]
kylwant to cache static assets in memory? there's an assetcache
working on the logging stuff now
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brycecAmberJ_: quite. [09:41]
zod000AmberJ_: they are fine for me [09:41]
brycecI find 7" the perfect size
twss
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mcchunkieAdded funny: "I find 7" the perfect size" [09:41]
zod000although i think the original nook is easier on the eyes [09:41]
brycecto read pdfs and such [09:41]
zod000and the n7 is better [09:41]
trafficonewoo [09:42]
AmberJ_I'm waiting/hoping for a 3g version of n10... I might get myself a nook color in the meantime... [09:42]
trafficonen7 [09:42]
zod000AmberJ_: could get a 3g n7 [09:42]
brycecbrycec <3s his n7 [09:42]
AmberJ_I'm more inclined towards 10" form factor... [09:42]
zod000AmberJ_: the n7 has a better res than the nook color and better battery life (in my experience) [09:42]
trafficonewhat's a good way to get wireless in an embedded platform? [09:43]
kylyou should just get an ipad mini >.> [09:43]
zod000AmberJ_: if you want and can get a n10, by all means do so [09:43]
brycectrafficone: depends on the platform and application [09:43]
AmberJ_zod000, yea, I'm willing to throw bucks for n10 but I need a 3G version. wifi is not so ubiquitous here in India...
I just wish that Google announces a 3g n10 asap
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kylAmberJ_: why don't you just make it ubiquitous? [09:44]
brycecI'm waiting for a 32G n4... [09:44]
kylshould be simple [09:44]
zod000the ipad mini is the best on all fronts, lower dpi to help people with bad eye site, more squarish shape so you don't lose it in your pocket since it can't fit, and expensive so you know it is awesome
s/site/sight/
[09:44]
lazylopez_the ipad mini is the best on all fronts, lower dpi to help people with bad eye sight, more squarish shape so you don't lose it in your pocket since it can't fit, and expensive so you know it is awesome [09:45]
bryceczod000: o/ [09:45]
zod000o [09:45]
kylzod000: yep
plus, everyone knows you're cool
[09:46]
AmberJ_I'll mostly use my tablet for reading ebooks/pdfs, online courses (and maybe watch some videos). 10" form factor feels more comfortable (thanks to my weak-ish eye sight). [09:47]
dbtidlike the rest of the internet, my guess is most people use their ipad for porn [09:48]
kylwhat about coding
http://www.linuxjournal.com/content/swap-your-laptop-ipad-linode
>.>
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dbtidhttp://www.onlinemba.com/blog/stats-on-internet-pornography/ [09:51]
qbit40 million
seems low
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dbtidlol
you do more than that on your own? :)
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qbiti bet reddit alone does 3x that
in a day
INGRESS DUDES:
5qc4murderp3x4y
4rh6conflicts3z4x
7zh3ezekielq3t7w
^^^^^ those work
get um whilst they are hot!
piroko: !
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AmberJ_http://www.knowyourmobile.com/blog/1706347/even_lowerpriced_nexus_7_could_be_in_the_works.html $99 n7 rumors! [09:55]
kylthe n7 is the worst ipad ever [09:55]
qbithaha [09:57]
zod000AmberJ_: i am betting it is not a nexus, but more of a asus bottom scraping model
I call it "The Dxtr"
jk
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dbtidhttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/113012-mug-shots?page=6
REALLY???
[10:00]
AmberJ_heh [10:00]
benDosqbit, i need an android for ingress?
i thought i'd be able to play in chrome :/
[10:02]
kylhttp://this-plt-life.tumblr.com/ [10:04]
qbitbenDos: si [10:04]
kusuriyakyl: http://this-plt-life.tumblr.com/post/36425240884/when-everybody-hypes-a-language-that-i-find-crap [10:08]
kylyou mean like go? [10:11]
kusuriyaor Node.js [10:12]
BryceBotBAREMETAL!!! [10:12]
kylor ${lang} [10:12]
brycecsweet Pinky and the Brain on Robot Chicken :D
and now Labyrinth
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pirokoqbit: Thanks!
qbit: lol apparently I already redeemed all of those
[10:22]
AmberJ_Any idea how precise the Google's estimate of shipping n10 within 7 days is in USA? [10:27]
pirokoAmberJ_: Yes
AmberJ_: About as precise as that statement right there ^^
[10:29]
AmberJ_piroko, So, if I ship n10 to NY, I'll get it in 7 days (assuming Google Play estimates 7 day shipping time)? [10:31]
pirokoI'm implying that their shipping process blows and that estimate can be taken as a vague estimate. Though I don't think the n10 is sold out, so your experience may be different [10:32]
AmberJ_ok [10:32]
benDosqbit, what about the android emul? [10:35]
AmberJ_Ok, I'm gonna order a n10 asap... Google does not ships to India, so I need to find someone to bring it with him/her to India for me. [10:38]
kusuriyahm india [10:39]
qbitbenDos: haven't tried [10:40]
lteooh woot AmberJ_ is offerring us all a free vacation to india! [10:40]
kusuriyacan we burn hyderabad to the ground while im there? [10:40]
AmberJ_as you wish, kusuriya :P [10:40]
lteothat is such a hyderabad thing to do kusuriya [10:40]
kusuriyai just ask because the MOC is over there
and they are terrible
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qbitbenDos: i know that some peeps were using a hacked rom to set their location.. they have since been banned [10:42]
kylkusuriya: the microsoft office communicator? [10:42]
qbitdo you have an invite? [10:42]
zod000kyl: yes, MOC is bad [10:42]
kusuriyakyl: Microsoft Operation Center
but we also have the Microsoft Office Communicator
[10:43]
zod000double MOC fail
i shall mock you for it
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kusuriyazod000: well i do work at microsoft [10:44]
lteowhile i enjoy my mocha [10:44]
zod000lteo: while traveling at Mach 2 [10:44]
kylwhile mocking you [10:45]
lteoand enjoying a fried mockingbird [10:45]
kyldamn, zod000 already used that
fail
[10:45]
zod000while using a Mach4 razor?
speaking of, it is only 3 days in and I have gotten multiple "November's over, time to shave zod000" comments
3 days in dec i mean
[10:48]
lteowhile displaying machosistic tendencies [10:49]
kusuriyayeah all of you need to stop being mahsocists and shaving
qbit: amirite q/
[10:54]
qbito
er
q
cha
[10:54]
zod000so we should all become whalers like qbit
and that isn't a euphemism for going after fat women
[10:54]
kusuriyaif you dont have a beard your kid has 2 mums [10:55]
benDosWas it a statement about florida's education system?
There haven't been whales in Colorado in a minute
=D
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qbitbenDos: that you know of
qbit pats his whale
[10:55]
zod000qbit: is it housed in tranparent aluminum? [10:56]
benDosyou mean lane bryant? [10:56]
qbitha [10:56]
lteoqbit's whale is wrapped in latex, if you know what i mean [10:56]
benDosThat qbit is far too hipster for markdown [10:57]
qbito/
benDos: wat?
[10:57]
benDosMarkdown is too mainstream
groff4lyf
[10:57]
trafficonebaremetal is the only way to fly [10:57]
kylmandoc is the best [10:57]
benDostrafficone, is right [10:58]
trafficoneif I'm not flipping bits in the framebuffer, it's not worth running [10:58]
benDosYou really should do your document markup in assembly
That way it's super fast
Plus, it's like super secure
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trafficonepeople must just not care about the runtime of their documentation [10:58]
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kylif you can't read my code, maybe you should't be using it [10:59]
dbtidkyl: lol [11:00]
benDosMaybe you shouldn't reuse the same five single letter variables in all the methods you've spaghettied into one load init() with gotos [11:00]
bryceclol [11:00]
snkkyl: bro yeah, if I can' [11:00]
trafficoneaccording to some web gurus, javascript is assembly for the web [11:00]
kusuriya// kyle [11:00]
dbtidno one would use windows if they knew what the shit it is [11:00]
snkt read it, I can't be sure you're not sending my info to the guvment [11:00]
kyl^ [11:00]
snk.troll [11:00]
lazylopez_the Jews kind of had it coming [11:00]
benDoslold [11:00]
snkwhoa, lol [11:00]
kusuriya.troll [11:00]
lazylopez_http://www.ajaxonomy.com/2008/xml/why-xml-is-far-superior-to-json [11:00]
trafficonebenDos: don't stifle my engineering choices! [11:00]
zod000.troll [11:01]
lazylopez_cisco routers suck. if it was running windows instead of ios it would have failed over flawlessly. - kusuriya [11:01]
benDos.troll [11:01]
zod000adding kusuriya's name was a bit redundant [11:01]
lazylopez_You code in Ruby? aww, that's cute! [11:01]
kusuriyaexactly [11:01]
benDos.troll [11:01]
lazylopez_i would call you a cunt, but you lack warmth and depth. [11:01]
zod000lol [11:02]
benDoshaha [11:02]
dbtidlol [11:02]
zod000that one is out of the park [11:02]
kylhahahaha [11:02]
kusuriya.troll | s/$/ -- zod000/ [11:02]
lazylopez_ask kyl about his eventing framework he wrote in node.js -- zod000 [11:02]
lteokyl: so please tell me more about your eventing framework that you wrote in node.js [11:03]
BryceBotBAREMETAL!!! [11:03]
kylhttps://nodality.io/holywar
i abandoned it because it was so less performant than the go version
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kusuriya.troll | s/$/ -- kyl/ [11:04]
lazylopez_is OpenBSD open source? -- kyl [11:04]
mcchunkieI am a respectable lady! I will not take this lying down! [11:04]
kyl.troll | s/^/kusuriya: / [11:04]
lazylopez_kusuriya: cisco routers suck. if it was running windows instead of ios it would have failed over flawlessly. - kusuriya [11:04]
kusuriya.troll | s/$/ -- kyl/ [11:04]
lazylopez_(re: svbtle kudos) I felt that I had been manipulated into "approving" of the article, when I felt no such approval. It was abusive. -- kyl [11:04]
kyl.troll | s/^/kusuriya: / | s/$/--kyle/ [11:05]
lazylopez_kusuriya: the TSA is just trying to keep us all safe...--kyle [11:05]
kyl.troll | s/^/kusuriya: / | s/$/--kyle/ [11:05]
lazylopez_kusuriya: python will hold your hand if you aren't grown up enough to use C--kyle [11:05]
kusuriya.troll [11:05]
lazylopez_digg++ [11:05]
kyl.troll | s/^/kusuriya: / | s/$/ --brycec/ [11:06]
lazylopez_kusuriya: LazyLopez is full of truth. --brycec [11:06]
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bryceco_o [11:06]
BryceBotKyle says: who is ron swanson
Oct 15, 2012 17:53:15 <kyl> several times
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mcchunkiethat's what she said! [11:06]
trafficone.troll / s/^/brycec:/ | s/$/ with the best of 'em/ [11:07]
lazylopez_:> with the best of 'em [11:07]
mcchunkieoh god.. why would you use that face!!!!! [11:07]
kyl.troll | trafficone: / | s/$/ --brycec/ [11:08]
lazylopez_your spelling it wrong --brycec [11:08]
bryceckyl fails at s//
damnit I want cereal, but I'm at work :(
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kyl.troll | s/^/trafficone: / | s/$/ --brycec/ [11:08]
lazylopez_trafficone: mcchunkie's an asshole, because it's written in node.js --brycec [11:08]
trafficonebrycec: sounds like you need a cereal bar, then realize that's way too messy for the breakroom and replace it with a "nutritious snack bar" which is actually just bowls of snickers and granola [11:09]
snk.troll [11:10]
lazylopez_why write a script when you can do it in two clicks? [11:10]
brycecha [11:10]
pirokoTime warner just fucking called me for the 7th time
CONGRATULATIONS FUCKERS YOU HAVE LOST MY BUSINESS
[11:10]
brycecI was unclear - I want a *bowl of cereal*... bowl, with milk and cereal floating in it. [11:10]
trafficonepiroko: because they want to buy the movie rights to "Pirokoman in Litle China?" [11:10]
bryceccereal bars don't [11:10]
kusuriya.troll | s/$/ -- piroko/ [11:11]
lazylopez_everybody knows that "The Eagles" were the best band ever... -- piroko [11:11]
snk@kyl [11:11]
BryceBotKyle says: i will take your silence as agreement
Sep 11, 2012 15:10:56 <kyl> is to crash and burn
[11:11]
snkwow, way to say something offensive on 9/11 kyl [11:11]
benDos.troll [11:11]
lazylopez_soft tacos are just wimpy burritos [11:11]
benDosWoah. [11:11]
trafficonetruth [11:11]
kusuriyasnk: everyone knows 9/11 was an inside job [11:12]
benDosOr burritos that you can't close cause they are too full of chorizo [11:12]
kusuriya.addtroll Everyone knows 9/11 was an inside job. [11:12]
lazylopez_Everyone knows 9/11 was an inside job.: was added [11:12]
snk.addtroll Everyone knows 9/11 was caused by a chain of events set into motion by Hitler. [11:12]
lazylopez_Everyone knows 9/11 was caused by a chain of events set into motion by Hitler.: was added [11:12]
trafficoneit's all the illuminati trying to create this single world government and control everyone's minds with toxic chemicals in the chemtrailllllls [11:13]
kusuriya.addtroll if by hitler you mean dick cheney sure [11:13]
lazylopez_if by hitler you mean dick cheney sure: was added [11:13]
kusuriyatrafficone: whats funny is they keep calling contrails chem trails [11:13]
trafficoneArea 51 is where they keep the severed head of JFK [11:13]
kusuriya^fact [11:14]
pirokotrafficone: They keep trying to sell me cable service even though I don't own a tv [11:14]
kusuriyapiroko: we have an awesome deal for you
would you like HBO free for 6 months?
[11:14]
brycec^ you don't have to use it, just pay for it and we'll make your Internet cheaper!
CHEAPER INTERNET!!!! (just pay more overall)
[11:14]
qbitlal [11:15]
lteoi like my internet to be classy and expensive, if you know what i mean [11:15]
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qbitlteo: me too.. in pueblo I can't get classy internet... so i just pay my comcast bill twice [11:17]
zod000haha
I'll get TWO cbo's, totally the same classiness as a good steakhouse
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benDoscbo? [11:22]
qbitclose business of? [11:23]
zod000new mcdonalds abomination
cheddar bacon onion, which they dubbed the CBO
[11:23]
benDosOH right
Damn
Now i want a burger
But not a fast food burger
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trafficoneholy shit, Arby's craving.... I hate Arby's..
must be some subliminal message
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benDosFuck that noise
What you want is a beef on wick
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trafficoneI had some Brazilian Rodizio last night, I'm good on beef [11:26]
benDoshttp://schwabls.com/
noice
Argentinian beef is pretty great
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kylsnk: ? brah [11:27]
trafficoneoh holy shit, I gotta get me some delicious sammiches [11:28]
zod000i want to go to a brazillian steakhouse now [11:28]
mcchunkiethat's what she said! [11:28]
trafficonetoday I'm off Keto, and I get a week to live it up [11:28]
kylkyl has a reuben [11:28]
benDoskyl, :o
trafficone, have a good trip broseph
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trafficonelol [11:30]
brycectrafficone: Keto? [11:30]
trafficonebrycec: ketogenic diet
read my blog
[11:30]
kylhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketogenic_diet [11:30]
brycecohhhhh [11:30]
BryceBotKetogenic diet :: The ketogenic diet is a high-fat, adequate-protein, low-carbohydrate diet that in medicine is used primarily to treat difficult-to-control (refractory) epilepsy in children. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. Normally, the carbohydrates contained in food are converted into glucose, which is then transported around the body and is particularly important in... [11:30]
benDosOh. [11:30]
zod000kyl: i had an amazing ruben the other day, the place also had some of my favorite beer available [11:30]
kylnice [11:31]
benDosRight right [11:31]
brycecI totally read that as "off to Keto" [11:31]
kylmy dad still makes the best reuben's i've ever had [11:31]
benDosrubens are among the best of sammichs that don't have bacon or chorizo
you guys are dicks
I wasn't even that hungry till i sat back down to #devious
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zod000+1 [11:31]
kyloh and kettle cooked jalapeño chips [11:32]
zod000now i am starving, and i don't expect to see any food for a good 4 hours [11:32]
kylzod000: why? [11:32]
bryceczod000: google image search - then you'll _see_ food :P [11:32]
pirokoSetting up cincinnati bell fioptics now :P [11:33]
benDoszod000, free coffee at work? [11:33]
pirokoFuck you time warner. I warned you multiple times [11:33]
benDospiroko, time warner sells your email to some shadey folks
I made a special email addr just for them
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zod000kyl: i eat lunch at 10am (4.5hours ago)...but i didn't have time to make lunch, so i just ate a rehydrated packet of instant oatmeal
it was not fulfilling
[11:33]
benDoswithin a few months i started getting targeted spam with lots of virus' [11:33]
zod000and i don't eat dinner until at least 6pm [11:33]
kylwe should send zod000 a pizza [11:33]
benDosOh zod000 [11:33]
brycecI never check my ISP's email... They have nothing worth saying. They want money, they mail me the bill. They've got anything else worth saying, they can mail that too [11:34]
benDosTapas. [11:34]
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benDosbrycec, they enable online bill pay by default whenever i log in [11:34]
brycecWell stop logging in :P [11:34]
benDosso i was late one month cause i never got a bill and stopped checking that addr
that's how i pay :p
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brycecBank billpay for me [11:34]
zod000i didn't have a bill for my cable or internet until recently [11:35]
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zod000it sucks having to pay now [11:35]
bryceclol zod000
quit bragging
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zod000:) [11:35]
brycecwait, so zod000 changed jobs? [11:35]
zod000no, but i got the 50/5 package and added phone
those aren't free
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brycecoic [11:36]
zod000so i pay $30 [11:36]
bryceclucky bastard [11:36]
zod000still infinitely more than before [11:36]
brycecYou should be paying $100/mo or more like the rest of us in amurrica for those speeds [11:36]
zod000brycec: i imagine a better paying job would more than make up the difference
but i like the company
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kusuriyabrycec: you could be like my buddy [11:38]
pirokoOn top of this, they've raised my monthly bill from $35/month to $45 month. Why? Because all of a sudden they decided to start charging me for my modem [11:38]
kusuriyahe pays 60/month for 100/100 [11:38]
lteopiroko: i got that crap too [11:38]
kusuriyabut thats to make up for the fact he lives in utah [11:39]
bryceclol kusuriya
I have the purchase receipt taped to my modem :)
aint no confusion who own it
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kyli have a spare modem [11:39]
kusuriyawhen i move im dropping to basic cable and internets i think
and buying a modem
[11:39]
brycec(I have a spare too) [11:39]
kusuriyaand maybe upping to 100/10 [11:39]
brycecTIL 100/10 is "basic internets" [11:40]
kusuriyaas long as i can get ABC my GF is happy [11:40]
kyli'm thinking of just leaving america
in my rocket ship
and going to the moon
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kusuriyabrycec: the basic qualifier just goes with cable [11:40]
brycecohh [11:40]
lteobrycec: mang if that's the case TIL i'm on what would be considered "modern dialup" [11:40]
kusuriyaotherwise it would have been basic cable and basic internets [11:40]
AmberJ_kusuriya, is there some skydrive sync client for Linux? [11:40]
kusuriyawhere is your grammar god when i have to fix your grammar [11:40]
lteo*you're [11:40]
brycecDear English, use parenthises) [11:41]
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lteos/ar// | s/th// [11:41]
lazylopez_brycec sets mode: -v lteo [11:41]
lteodangert [11:41]
kusuriyaAmberJ_: sure its right over there next to the chuncks of ice from hell [11:41]
bryceckusuriya: Nothing was incorrect about the grammar, but it was unclear. [11:41]
zod000kyl: moon internet isn't as good as hyped, their cheese is excellent though [11:43]
kylwell, i won't care too much [11:44]
pirokokusuriya: haha wow. I'm paying $45/month for 10/1 [11:44]
kylas long as there's cheese
and I don't have to keep up with earthernet
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zod000kyl: not to be confused with EarthLink [11:44]
kusuriyapiroko: i pay 75/mo for 50/10
i think its 150 for 100/10
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zod000that's silly, the upband is what people want [11:45]
AmberJ_This free (but not open source) program might fulfill my skydrive syncing needs: http://storagemadeeasy.com/LinuxDrive/ kusuriya [11:45]
brycecI pay 95/mo for 65/10
(which is the max Cox offers in the PHX metro area)
(last I checked)
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kyljust use a script to transfer sync skydrive with drerpberx [11:47]
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AmberJ_kyl, but I have 50GB free on skydrive for lifetime (and dropbox provides only 8GB free) [11:48]
kylkyl shrugs [11:48]
brycec(damnit Cox now only lists "Ultimate" to be 50. Oh well, I'm still getting 65. http://ww2.cox.com/residential/arizona/internet/ultimate-internet.cox) [11:49]
AmberJ_s/shrugs/says sorry [11:49]
lazylopez_(damnit Cox now only lists "Ultimate" to be 50. Oh well, I'm still getting 65. http://ww2.cox.com/residential/arizona/internet/ultimate-internet.cox) [11:49]
AmberJ_dammit brycec [11:49]
brycecThat'll show you AmberJ_, trying to put words in kyl's mouth [11:49]
mcchunkietwss! [11:49]
kylhttp://vimeo.com/19464611 [11:50]
BryceBotVimeo video: "Blind Spot" by Matthew K. Nayman [11:50]
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brycecHoly crap guys, I could get a whopping 3Mbps/640Kbps over DSL... WOW [11:53]
kusuriyabrycec: holy shit hop on that [11:53]
zenmowersounds like my dsl at home [11:53]
brycecAt least it's only $30/mo [11:53]
zenmowerit was at 1.5 [11:53]
brycec*36 [11:53]
zenmowerbut somehow it got faster
verizon just upped mine from 33 to 38 bucks
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brycecsomehow the 1.5 has a faster up speed, 896 (for $30/mo)
Man, DSL speeds like that are seriously third-world
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lteomy up speed is really slow but my down speed is really fast, if you know what i mean. [11:55]
brycecNo, lteo, I don't know what you mean. Could you please elaborate? [11:55]
dbtidi wish i could fight apathy, but i just don't give a damn. [12:01]
kyldbtid: me too but meh [12:02]
lteoi don't even feel like completing this senten [12:04]
dbtidlteo: i hear yo [12:04]
kylme
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kusuriyakusuriya [12:09]
benDosbenDos wants a latte [12:10]
lteowhich is worse, ignorance or apathy?
i don't know and i don't care
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benDosDid you guys ever send zod000 that pizza? [12:10]
qbitif anyone wants a duolingo invite
pm me yer emails
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benDosWut? [12:10]
kusuriya? [12:10]
qbithttp://duolingo.com [12:10]
benDoslteo, did you find a usecase for b-trees in your day to day yet?
That's neat
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brycecha [12:11]
lteobenDos: not yet :) [12:11]
benDosOohkay :<
Lol amazon knows finals are coming up
sent me an email full of deals on study snacks
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brycecsent me the same... and I haven't been a studen for a few years [12:12]
benDosMaybe they know you've become a life time learner?
kyl, now i won't be able to shake that deep desire for a rueben
thanks...
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AmberJ_qbit, already on duolingo since it's beta :P but I forgot about it! [12:21]
kusuriyai should do that [12:22]
benDosCan i learn esparanto? [12:23]
kusuriyaid perfer klingon [12:23]
pirokoYay getting 20 down for $45/month
FUCK YOU TIME WARNER
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qbityay [12:23]
benDospiroko, but what of your latencies? [12:23]
qbitpiroko: through who? [12:23]
kusuriyaremember to call every year to get that [12:23]
benDoshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto_profanity aw yeah [12:24]
BryceBotEsperanto profanity :: As in other languages, the constructed language of Esperanto contains profane words and indecent vocabulary. Some of this was formulated out of the established core vocabulary, or by giving specific profane or indecent senses to regularly formed Esperanto words. Other instances represent informal neologisms that remain technically outside of the defined vocabulary of the language, but have become established by usage... [12:24]
lteopiroko: you're getting 20 down for $45/month from TW? [12:24]
benDoslteo, from !tw [12:24]
brycecMmm good stuff http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto_profanity [12:28]
BryceBotEsperanto profanity :: As in other languages, the constructed language of Esperanto contains profane words and indecent vocabulary. Some of this was formulated out of the established core vocabulary, or by giving specific profane or indecent senses to regularly formed Esperanto words. Other instances represent informal neologisms that remain technically outside of the defined vocabulary of the language, but have become established by usage... [12:28]
brycecdamnit wrong wrong wrong
brycec skullfucks his clipboard
Mmm good stuff http://open.spotify.com/track/0YWQXkEyPOPsOLxFvjR1JU
that's better
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pirokoCincinnati bell fioptics
benDos: Latencies will be nil because fiber
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brycecjebus piroko they have one helluva slow website, for being a fibre provider
20 seconds and still loading....
(30 now)
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lteoright.. i experience no latencies even when pushing out a massive download in the morning, since i eat a lot of fiber [12:29]
brycecooh piroko could get 100/20 for "as low as $299.00/mo"
but half that (50) is only $50/mo
what kind of two-bit ISP is this?
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Damnit duolingo... They let you click "I don't have a microphone" but you're penalized for not having speakers.
oh it's in the Settings... just not on the page, same as mic was.
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kusuriyakusuriya penalizes brycec for not having a microphone [12:38]
bryceckusuriya: It's just because I'm running it over NX on my home machine [12:39]
kusuriyano excuse RDP lets me use my local mic and speakers remotely [12:39]
brycecAnd NX does too, but I don't have that working
which is okay... Means I can watch porn with 0-chance of the audio coming through unexpectedly
[12:39]
snkaww yeah [12:45]
brycecwheee duolingo is fun when you already know the language [12:45]
qbitbenDos: do you know "The Chicharones"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYV6-qIyq4I
[12:46]
BryceBotYouTube Entertainment: "The Chicharones - Little by Little" by UnionOfDead (3m 23s), 393,306 views, 1,801 likes and 30 dislikes. Uploaded 2009-09-25T12:40:43.000Z. [12:47]
brycec@seen ryk [12:56]
BryceBotbrycec, I last saw ryk 3 days 12 hours 51 min 46 sec ago quitting: Quit: leaving. [12:56]
pirokobrycec: lol [12:56]
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rnemo:O [13:01]
brycecrnemo: :O
rnemo is on... DURING THE DAY
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rnemoyeah
work is slow
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niteyemy bath is ready and my rubber ducky is waiting breb [13:03]
rnemoSo I just realized something last night, you people use G+ still right [13:03]
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trafficonedefine "use" [13:05]
benDosrnemo, i think it's just linus and a bunch of freetards [13:05]
rnemothat would encompass you people [13:06]
benDosWe're not freetards.
@tdr
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BryceBotTheo de Raadt says: penguins are not much more than chickens that swim. [13:06]
rnemoanyway
I don't have my old google account so
yeah
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qbithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vWdOjXJzmZU [13:08]
BryceBotYouTube Travel: "Dubstep Christmas lights full intro" by WEAPONxCRASH (3m 21s), 624,550 views, 9,407 likes and 280 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-28T16:31:49.000Z. [13:08]
lteooh mang this is horrible
i typed "open somefile.html" at the shell
and midori opene dup
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qbitohno [13:13]
rnemopeople use midori? [13:13]
qbiton openbsd? [13:13]
lteoyes
must've installed it long ago and forgot
but it's kinda sucky it took over my default open action for html
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rnemokill it with fire [13:14]
lteoargh. i need to watch this log but i also need to pee
what would brycec do?
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bryceckickban
i mean, what?
lteo: suspend the tail process, come back and resume (ctrl-z, fg)
[13:16]
lteogood point thanks [13:18]
rnemoit's a good thing you didn't ask what rnemo would do [13:19]
lteowhat would rnemo do? [13:19]
qbitholy shit! rnemo ! [13:20]
rnemodon't do anything with the computer
just run and pee in 30 seconds or less
HOLY SHIT QBIT
[13:20]
qbitsomeone was lookin for gaysex earlier - thought of you [13:20]
rnemoer
in #devious?
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lteoaww [13:21]
brycecrnemo: yeah... I banned them though (for !gay reasons) [13:21]
rnemoanyway, that's flattering qbit, I'm taken [13:21]
brycecAlso, I think they were just trolling about it [13:21]
qbito/ [13:22]
rnemotrolls? [13:22]
brycecrnemo: you lost your gmail accoun, how? [13:22]
rnemoon MY internet?
brycec: forgot teh password completely, and the other recovery methods gmail has in place were no-good
[13:22]
brycecha, lame [13:22]
rnemoon one end, it's really annoying to change emails
on the other hand, my new email has gotten NOT ONE SPAM
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snkyeah, that's why I'm kind of moving away from gmail
if you lose access to your account for any reason
bye-bye all your old email
unless you have a local cache somewhere
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dbtidi lost my gmail because of hackers once [13:23]
snkfriend of mine had a jealous BF that got into her account, and changed the password [13:24]
rnemosnk: worse really, contacts [13:24]
dbtidow [13:24]
rnemothe emails I can lose [13:24]
snkgmails answer was to just deactivate the account and revoke all access to the emails [13:24]
rnemoones older than ~3 months are rarely relevant but [13:24]
snkshe lost like two years of email
rnemo: true, didn't even think about losing contacts
that sucks
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lteoback from bathroom
i'm amazed at guys who can pee while using their cell phone
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brycecbrycec can [13:25]
trafficoneokay, gang. Why am I taking Friday off? [13:25]
dbtidDON'T USE THE INTERNET IF YOU HAVEN'T WASHED YOUR HANDS! [13:25]
brycectrafficone: because. [13:25]
lteodbtid: he was talking on the phone [13:25]
dbtidlteo: i mean YOU [13:25]
brycecoh fuck that... [13:26]
dbtidif you got germs on my computer via IRC... [13:26]
brycecnever, ever EVER EVER talk in the restroom, especially to people not in the restroom
I mean, ewwwwww
NO!
JUST NO NO NO
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lteodbtid: dude you don't know me at all. i purell my hands before using my computer [13:26]
dbtidlteo: lol
lteo: good for yo
*you
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brycecI bet lteo's fiber passes through a bottle of sanitizer too [13:26]
lteoi once saw a guy exit the bathroom without washing his hands [13:27]
dbtidwe have a guy here who does that
i avoid him at all costs
i don't let him use my computer or come into my office
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rnemoalso webchat sucks [13:33]
dxtrYou suck
Fuck yeah. FreeNAS is better than I thought
I only broke it once
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rnemono u dxtr
freedom hating socialist swede
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dbtidyou tell him! [13:36]
brycecha [13:37]
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AmberJ_otixo.com is cool! You can connect all cloud hosting services like Skydrive, dropbox, GoogleDrive and then access them via WebDAV or web interface! [13:46]
benDosjrick, why haven't you got back to me yet i'm le curious :/ [13:55]
snkhmm, it seems with bitbucket's migration to their new web interface, they lost the "labels" for a lot of my SSH keys
so, someone's either added a bunch of keys that I don't recognize
or, they are keys that used to be labeled that no longer have labels
and hence, I don't recognize them
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qbithttps://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/65003_10200101366435895_2122555811_n.jpg [14:19]
rnemoI heh'd [14:30]
qbitnice :D
search: alan watts
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mcchunkiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6imW3y_VGXI | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMRrCYPxD0I | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERbvKrH-GC4 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChUYCFZDVrc&feature=relmfu#t=3m15s | http://www.reddit.com/r/Buddhism/comments/11bs15/i_like_alan_watts_he_comforts_me_in_times_of/ [14:30]
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qbitsonofa - spotify can only put local music on ipod .. ( only music you have in your collection
)
hurts
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qbitkusuriya: do you know how to make winodws 8 index a smb share?
nm - used the ghetto share hack to add it
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rnemoghetto share hack? [15:34]
qbitmake a dir .. add it to the media library.. delete dir.. symlink the share to said dir [15:35]
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benDosherro [16:31]
*crickets* [16:39]
kylhttp://vimeo.com/14229671 [16:45]
BryceBotVimeo video: "Billy's Birthday" by Thomas [16:45]
pirokoquiet day O_o [16:56]
trafficoneqbit: won't windows flip a shit if the smb share goes down? [16:56]
rnemoyes [16:57]
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kusuriyaqbit: I do not
i tend to leave the content indexer off
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benDosIt's not January yet :/ [17:33]
rnemono shit [17:33]
benDosBut I really want it to be january already
done with school moving work awesomeness :D
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qbittrafficone: shrug - i will find out! :D [17:34]
kusuriyahmm wonder if there are any certs for various unix/linux mail systems [17:39]
benDoskusuriya, I'm certain [17:39]
kusuriyabenDos: id love to find them [17:39]
benDosIf nothing else the oracle and suse groupware things have certs
but you're talking postfix,exim, and sendmail?
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kusuriyawhile i think business insider is loltastic for their predictions about if office dies exchange collapses
they do have some points that mean i should round my self out like i keep planning on doing
benDos: well groupware like novel and maybe postfix and the linke
i wont touch oracle mail with a 20 ft pole, it requires far too much knowledge and work with PGSQL
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benDosTbh the sun mail server stack used to be nice
Um I looooove postfix
But don't know of any certs
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kusuriyayeah but like domino the sun mail stack isnt maintained [17:41]
benDosI think we've previous discussed out nerdlove for dovecot and timo siforgethislastname [17:41]
kusuriyaits just sold and a super steep premium because people are willing to give money for out of date software [17:42]
benDosthe sun mail stack is now part of orcles
it's def maintained used in a few unis
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kusuriyabenDos: yeah i have a nerd chub for dovecot
benDos: just because its used doesnt mean its maintained
look at Domino
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benDosTimo Sirainen!
That's who i'm thinking of
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kusuriyaif its not a major world ending bug [17:42]
benDosThe Will Wheton of dovecot [17:43]
kusuriyaIBM will not touch it [17:43]
benDosDomino used to be hot shits
My cousin lived off doing small business domino stuff for the better part of a decade
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kusuriyaIBM still sells it because people pay millions for out dated software [17:43]
benDosIdk Domino is a nice stack
Not web 2.0'y
Nor does it integrate with twitter
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kusuriyai have a buddy that makes a really good living migrating people from domino to exchange [17:43]
benDosbut it'ce a nice stack whend one right
s/d o/ do/
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lazylopez_but it'ce a nice stack when done right [17:44]
kusuriyaits not really that nice of a stack when you actually inspect it [17:44]
benDoshow so? [17:44]
kusuriyaoracle mail when done right isnt too bad but it requires 2 admins [17:44]
benDosI did some domino application maintenance [17:44]
kusuriyabenDos: its missing a lot of features people come to expect now, free busy is flakier than exchange and that says a lot [17:45]
benDosSeemed like a pretty seamless way to integrate your app witht he db and mail notes etc [17:45]
kusuriyaits login portions can be a bear
its a bear to admin
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benDosyeah that's true i probably remember it with rose colored glasses [17:45]
kusuriyathen you have to use notes which has as many downs as it does up [17:45]
benDosLibre is still finicky for me
I mean generally nice
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kusuriyathe DB while its general idea is nice the execution from the admin side is marginally ok [17:46]
benDosbut the ui still after all this time since oo 2.x lacks polish [17:46]
kusuriyayeah i moved to caligra honestly [17:46]
benDosI'm mostly on libre for reading, latex, and google docs sometimes [17:46]
kusuriyaDomino is impressive that its still even the littleist bit compeitive after many years of neglect [17:47]
benDosgnuplot, i may have mentioned, is my fucking jam [17:47]
kusuriyaand exchange whole sale ripped the last advantage domino had on it really
and did it quite shamelessly
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benDosThat was the microsoft way [17:47]
kusuriyaand that was the all active database scheme [17:47]
benDosI get that having schema-less data is nice from a user perspective [17:48]
kusuriyabenDos: they even noted that they took it from domino in the release notes [17:48]
benDosBut i really hope there is more of a push back to structured schema's without necessarily full SQL [17:48]
kusuriyawell the whole exchange team refuses to do SQL until its noteably faster than ESE
to date for what exchange does nomatter how the SQL team hacks MSSQL they cant even get it as fast as ESE
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benDosI don't know ESE but email data stores are a really interesting problem
It's a very different use case than almost anything else
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kusuriyayeah [17:53]
benDosvariable length strings everywhere make for generally not very compact or not very fast data stores [17:53]
kusuriyawell ESE is a very simple heavily modified JET
which is in essence Access
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benDosDon't know that either :p [17:54]
qbitthose words don't mean things!
:D
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kusuriyabut it contains a lot of features [17:54]
benDosWhat is access? [17:54]
kusuriya@wiki ESE database [17:54]
benDosI thought just key value store? [17:54]
BryceBotExtensible Storage Engine :: Extensible Storage Engine (ESE), also known as JET Blue, is an Indexed Sequential Access Method (ISAM) data storage technology from Microsoft. ESE is notably a core of Microsoft Exchange Server and Active Directory. Its purpose is to allow applications to store and retrieve data via indexed and sequential access. Windows Mail and Desktop Search in the... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extensible%20Storage%20Engine [17:54]
benDosAh right right [17:55]
kusuriyathat is what all of exchange databases are based on
honestly if i knew more about the core of dovecot id love to add somthing similar to dovecot in prep for HA
because there are a few good ISAM databases for linux systems
but id have to choose a linux MTA i like to hack on too
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benDosdovecot HA is a weird issue [17:56]
kusuriyayeah i was reading on it [17:57]
benDosso you then need to do HA for each part of dovecot as well [17:57]
kusuriyawell sort of
the tricky part really is the mailbox database
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benDoson top of that imap requires true UUID's which in some cases can be tricky in distributed systems [17:57]
kusuriyaonce you get that going the other parts dont nessicarily have to know they are in an HA config [17:57]
benDosWell the mailboxes don't either tbh
I'd argue that dovecot can be made HA now, trivially
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kusuriyathe mailbox database does [17:58]
benDosusing some cloud sql for auth and mailstore [17:58]
kusuriyabut yeah dovecot for the most part can be abstracted sort of
but then you lose a lot of performance in using SQL and increase complexity
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benDosI don't think that's accurate [17:59]
kusuriyayou honestly dont a full SQL DB for mail
its a lot of overhead that is not needed
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benDosOn distributed systems i don't think sql will slow you down that much
Idk google's cloud sql was decent when i played with it
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kusuriyaI wish i could find this white paper again ill have to search internally [18:00]
benDoswhat for
I read a bunch into the dovecot ha effort
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kusuriyaMS put out a whitepaper for planning for an SQL clistered mailbox database
and put it in comaprison to an ESE Cluster
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kusuriyaand you needed a little over a node and a half per each node of ESE
but yeah i was reading into dovecot
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benDoskusuriya, managesieve is also nice [18:02]
kusuriyait could be as is HAed with some effort [18:02]
benDosdovecot plugin [18:02]
kusuriyayeah [18:02]
benDosgetting dovecot ha upstream will be the main issue imo
I'd be surprised if there weren't already a few ha dovecot modules
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kusuriyayeah i know there is lots of interest though [18:02]
benDosEh
there was some when i looked into it
not really any big push though
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kusuriyathere is also lots of interest in making a form of mbox that could be turned into somthing like exchanges HA db's or Dominos
and perform at the same speed
but honestly the MTA/MUA stacks are pretty mature
the only things really that exchange owns in is presence, notifcation, calendaring, resource management, and admin tools
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benDosI haven't tried doing any real caldav yet
I keep meaning to, really
Just hasn't happened yet
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kusuriyacaldav is okay but man its a mess
its a pain to implement at times and hard to troubleshoot when stuff goes wrong in my experience
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benDosdumb. [18:07]
kusuriyaand free/busy sharing requires you to share a lot of your calendar
that is actually one complaint ive heard from freinds that have tried to switch their companies to linux mail systems
the boss always complains about calendaring and appointments
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benDosFor the cost involved google apps isn't a terrible way to go tbh [18:09]
kusuriyabut thats all really group ware
the issue with Gapps is security
and google indexing your shit nomatter what their agreement actually says :P
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benDosYeah but using enigmail works just fine with gapps email ;p [18:11]
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mcchunkieNew sets for loongson! [18:33]
benDosg'night [18:40]
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sharveykind sirs
I have found the most hilarious thing ever
http://gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=csclub.uwaterloo.ca&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit
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qbitlol
nice
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zaimhi
tunneling is disabled?
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_jblast i checked, yes. [19:50]
zaimok, pity [19:52]
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