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What happens if my CPU can accelerate AES-128 but I use AES-256?
And I'm using Linux
Will Linux do some magic with that or will the CPU and Linux just say "Fuck it" and do it software-style? ***: revberaldo has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 256 seconds) benDos: dxtr, you need to see what instructions you're actually using
objdump will tell you ***: niteye has joined #devious
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if i make a tcp tunnel to localhost, is that also counted? benDos: Yes niteye: ah nips benDos: niteye, i have no idea what you're talking about though
Sooo niteye: i wanted to upload a file to devious, i set up the proxy seettings in putty a while ago, but i figured id have to do it also for filezilla to work
so i made a tunnel that listens to 22, and then at the devious ends connects to localhost:22 benDos: I imagine you can use SFTP or SCP to upload and download to/from devious without issue niteye: doesnt really make much difference than if i had just connected directly, except their tcp tunnel monitor might freak out
yeah, and its what i did with filezilla, but im at work and i have to set up the firewall settings in every program benDos: If you're on a potentially hostile network, use ssh to set up a SOCKS proxy and work through that
Imo
ssh -D localhost restofsshline
er
ssh -D localport restofsshline niteye: yep yep, i made an ssh tunnel through devious, which connected do devious itself, and i wondered if sending to localhost was canceled out on their monitor or if they have a red light blinking now at the desk and a computer voice saying i tunneled 50 megs of data benDos: I think you'll be ok
brycec, said you're supposed to get emails when you start hitting your quotas niteye: and the plague will enter their office on a skateboard and say "never fear, i is here, lets echo niteye see whats up"
what's the quota ? i know its 100 megs for the free shell, but what about tcp tunneling? last time i asked they said something like no real quota as long as u dont overdo it if i remember right but i dont know if that changed in the mean time
i mean 100 megs disk space benDos: type quota into your devious shell niteye: ah ya, there it shows the disk quota, but not the tcp tunneling quota, eg. download/upload limit ***: tydeas has joined #devious niteye: and where the hell is everyone, the US people should be awake by now here zod000: we are awake most likely, just not talking dxtr: Are there any USB or PCI ctyptographic accelerators that's compatible with Linux and/or *BSD? niteye: i dont even know what that is, full disk encryption without having to set it up in the OS ? dxtr: niteye: It's magic that speeds up encryption (and decryption?) niteye: ah
well linux and BSD support encryption acceleration by overlcocking the CPU for sure
cant wait to get home
im gonna watch lenka - trouble is a friend on my big tv
its the cutest music video made probably dbtid: dxtr: the only thing i know along that line is a USB key that spews random data used for encryption, using quantum physics. it's very expensive. it doesn't do cryptogaphic ops. dxtr: niteye: It isn't cuter than me zod000: wow this is pretty impressive http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/1129/nyc-sees-one-day-without-violent-crime.html
dxtr: I have never heard of such a device, I don't imagine there is a huge market for them since most of the newer cpus can do crypto quite fast
i think the disk speed is usually the limiting factor benDos: zod000, encryption accelerators?
Also wtf is
@tld ie BryceBot: The top-level domain 'ie' is used for: Ireland. benDos: Oh
Ok then dxtr: zod000: Problem is that my CPU can't, and I don't just wanna use it for disk encryptiohn benDos: Oh dxtr i saw your question up there
Yes there are a few, though i don't know of any off the top of my head
If you don't need it, any decent crypto acceleration is going to be well beyond your price range
You may want to look into TPM offloading though ***: zentrification has joined #devious dxtr: And what is my price range? benDos: The few really nice crypto cards i've seen were in the order or 30k US
IBM has some really solid offerings though a lot of them are application servers dxtr: Pretend I have 53% of the US GDP benDos: Then you'd just go to IBM, HP, Cray, etc and have them roll you something
But IBM Fujitsu, HP, i think del
dell
they all ship varying levels of crypto acceleration cards dxtr: That isn't very socialized now, is it? benDos: There is a pretty close to 100% chance you have a small little crypto chip in your box already, TPM dxtr: Really?
What is it and how do I use it? benDos: Google around abit, but it's the Trusted Platform Module
Can be used to at the hardware level verify certain memory locations, hard drive sectors, etc
The typical use case for the tpm is having the tpm decrypt your bootloader, or keep hashes of special files
So you could have your boot fail if your kernel's initramfs file doesn't match an expected hash dxtr: And how will that help me in my quest to speed up my disk- and vpn crypto? benDos: Cause they often have their own little chips to do the encryption
Sometimes you can use that to crypto accel if it's a nice tpm and you are using a very specific algorithm your tpm likes
However the cost then becomes $0 + time dxtr: First thing I found: "The TPM was not intended to be a cryptographic accelerator and in fact software is many times faster than a TPM. Using the TPM as just a device to offload your crypto to would basically be a waste of time." benDos: Depends on the particular tpm tbh
Pending the type of crypto it may pay to pick up a fpga if you can find some vhdl for your algorithm
But really check out hp, dell, and ibm
I know i've seen crypto accelerators on their site
Before you do any of that i'd make sure you're code is using all your cpu's fancy sse9 and shit like that dxtr: Aight
I just found britneyspears_data.c in our code zod000: or see if you can leverage a GPU instead of looking for crazy priced adapters dxtr: I also found thank_you_data.c benDos: zod000, i don't imagine you'd get any kind of decent perf out of a gpu for crypto
More crypto algorithms use integers and variations on that width
I can't think of any crypto that uses fp directly
s/More/Most lazylopez_: I can't think of any crypto that uses fp directly dxtr: simpsons.c and beliefs.c
Hmm benDos: Those sound like very useful file names... dxtr: Yes indeed benDos: dxtr, so what application was chewing through so much cpu you wanted to offload?
i thought you said file system but that pretty rarely bottlenecks at the cpu
s/pretty rarely/should never lazylopez_: i thought you said file system but that should never bottlenecks at the cpu zod000: benDos: the newer gpus can greatly accelerate integer math
pretty much anything post geforce 8000 series
not sure about intel's, i was speaking for ati/amd and nvidia
example for aes http://http.developer.nvidia.com/GPUGems3/gpugems3_ch36.html ***: zentrification has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) zod000: probably not viable for FDE though benDos: zod000, i'm curious if that ends up being cheaper than just buying more cpus
I've read about AES on opencl before but i know at the hardware it at least used to be really awkward to do int math on those processors zod000: benDos: I am sure it is much more awkward than on a regular cpu, but as far as cost, at least in a desktop I would think cost swings towards a gpu. If a single cpu isn't cutting it, there isn't a cheap or easy way to scale up to multiple sockets benDos: Idk about that
I've set up many a at hoc clusters
But probably harder on !linux and pending your application stack
zod000, if you want to play arouind with easymode ad hoc linux clusters pelicanhpc used to be my jam zod000: want to, sure, have time or money to, nope
this also applies to every other cool thing I want to do benDos: We had "clusterfuck" parties in college a few years ago
We'd get a bunch of people to bring all their computers
Hooked it up to a few daisy chained switches and had a dozen+ node ad hoc cluster to benchmark play around on
and find more nodes to add the next week
I miss them :/ zod000: sounds like a good time
i missed the boat on that, when I had those types of get togethers we still used bnc cards
<-- old
the only way i can get people to bring pc's now is for a gaming lan benDos: I miss lans
They are harder when you don't have any windows installs
Oh Steam
I do not miss you trying like hell to steal all my money zod000: lol benDos: "HEY BEN YOUR FAVORITE GAME IS ONLY LIKE $5 EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE FINALS AND SHIT JUST BUY IT BRO ITS ALL GOOD" zod000: steam for linux is in beta benDos: I'm waiting till after the semester to return to my pc gaming ways zod000: steam/games is the only reason I still have windows benDos: Cause once i have civ again i will alternating between work, sleep, and civ for at least a week or two zod000: everything else I use is crossplatform ***: zentrification has joined #devious benDos: I tried putting win7 on my desktop zod000: civ V was $7.5 last week benDos: Wouldn't work so i'll drop the $40 or whatever on win8 some time in jan
yeah i have it in my account :p zod000: why wouldn't w7 work? benDos: Dude idk linux runs fine
I can run windows in kvm and vbox just fine zod000: weird benDos: But actually right on the metal windows gets little mini freezes
I did all the driver, firmware, software updates etc
nothing fixed it zod000: is that on your 2 socket xeon box? benDos: Yup
I probably put 20+ hours, maybe 30 into trying to dig into what was going on
Not a clue ***: Gallomimia has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +v Gallomimia zod000: that is a rather niche setup, probably not a lot of info out there for it
people with 8 cores are usually doing work in a serious os
:) benDos: Imo it seems pretty standard
Intel mobo with mid to low end xeons zod000: when i used to have multisocket systems, I always ran windows server versions, but that was years ago
the only multisocket systems I have now are servers, and they aren't "mine" benDos: Yeah i may have mentioned that box of mine was a business expense
Saved me from having to commute 90 miles each way to work for a few months
Then i may have treated myself, a little ***: Gallomimia has quit IRC (Read error: No route to host) qbit: halalallalalalalallalallalal benDos: Hai
qbit, have you used TaskCoach?
I know you <3 taskwarrior though qbit: i haven't
but <3 me some tw :D benDos: TaskCoach seems nice thus far
Just started with it a few minutes ago qbit: once taskd hits .. task warrior will be the greatest of them all #therecanbeonlyone benDos: Heh
Systemd integration?
=D qbit: lolno
http://tasktools.org/
^ theys taskbidness benDos: Does taskwarrior have diff'able persistent tasks? qbit: mygod i should make node bindings for libtaskd benDos: Hah
Do it mang qbit: not sure what diff'able persistent tasks are
you can diff tasks tho benDos: Taskcoach saves all tasks info in an xml
that i can diff between versions qbit: ah
yeah
you can do that with tw
i think
for sure it has undo history for everything
http://taskwarrior.org/issues/156
yes benDos: neat
This has a fancy wx gui though qbit: but you can't do "task burndown.daily"
and see a wicked graph of your doings benDos: Heh sweet
This doesn't let me track progress that nicely :/ qbit: tw also does timesheet stuff
and can merge between hosts benDos: Hmmmm
Idk i'll try this since i'm ,already a bit into it qbit: excellent brycec: dxtr: yes there are both usb and pci crypto cards, almsot all are compat with *NIX (OpenSSL specifically). Just Google you lazy bastard. lteo: +1 benDos: Dear whoever packages antlr on fedora, fuck you lteo: < whoever packages antlr on fedora> ooh, ooh, yes please! benDos: lteo, instead of adding antlr to your classpath on rpm install
You end up following the antlr docs
And getting javac to spit out 100 SYNTAX FUCKING ERRORS before giving up
antlr itself will return 0 and be perfectly happy even if you pass it -verbose
It's irritating :/
Sorry antlr "if( () ) {" isn't valid java bro, it never has been don't fucking generate shit like that lteo: i get it brah. i hate it when dealing with crap wastes my time too.
"if( () ) {" there's a goatse.cx in there somewhere dxtr: brycec: I did :( ***: samalex has joined #devious samalex: hey guys -- snk: hi samalex qbit: samalex: o/ benDos: lteo, I got it!
Antlr is just yet another compiler tool, with far too long an epeen to document things qbit: sounds like all the code i write benDos: Yeah but this code is part of like a well respected compiler tool lteo: benDos: this is why i love that in openbsd, nothing gets committed without documentation qbit: ^ benDos: ...
You just don't have software like this in base
it ends up in ports i thought?
which is pretty willy nilly about dox? lteo: this would end up in ports, but what i mean is, the general philosophy is, if you commit stuff it better be freaking well-tested and documented. qbit: i don't think any os has it in base
or java for that matter -: benDos coughandroid benDos: Well that's kind of java -: qbit waits to see benDos use eclipse on android benDos: It's java but not Java (tmellison)
I still don't have a smartphone homie
anyway i'm werking :D qbit: also there is no jdk on android :P samalex: so what's new for everyone? qbit: nothin much samalex: i need to get in here way more often. qbit: do
it's pmuch the best place on the tubez samalex: i also need to get into some dev projects ... the db side of things is fun but it gets old. qbit: doit
D:
er
:D samalex: been thinking of trying to start either a dev project for a home finance app which will help me out at home or a project tracking app to help me at work. lteo: samalex: which db do you work with again? samalex: MS SQL
I do some side work with MySQL, but MS SQL is what I really know
it's the one thing MS did right ... though they borked the licensing on SQL 2012 going per core instead of per processor.
for this we probably won't be moving to SQL 2012 anytime soon, nor will most of the smaller shops I konw. lteo: i heard vmware followed the same route in their licensing model samalex: that sucks .. i think licensing based on cpu power is nuts ... shouldn't matter.
buying a license should be per box or per CAL ... not that plus per CPU lteo: i heard vmware went from licensing per machine to per cpu to per core to per hyperthread ;) benDos: Yeah they should just charge you a flat fee per transaction samalex: tis why I use open source software ... i'm a cheap bastard ***: cmeiklejohn has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +o cmeiklejohn samalex: but either way on the dev project I'll probably try doing it on Windows using C#... yeah not ideal but that'll help me at work more.
just need to get Windows installed on my laptop, running Win XP virtually but grabbed Win Server 2012 from Dreamspark last week. benDos: lteo, it turns out antlr isn't shit
I just found an edge case where my input is 110% valid antlr
antlr just goes "AHURRRR IDK WHAT TO DO HERE" and can't generate valid output
silently
Rewriting my grammar one line at a time now to see where my antlr magicks happens lteo: hawt ***: _jb_ has joined #devious qbit: that reminds me of the time i rewrittedeng english grammar lteo: once upon a time i understood almost all the rules in english grammar ***: _jb_ is now known as _jb qbit: nice lteo: but after more than 10 years in the US i don't even know what grammar is anymore ;) benDos: Does english even have a complete set of grammar rules? _jb: you spell too well to make that claim benDos: I thought it varied based on who you ask, what phase the moon was in, how many tweet donald trump posted in the last 32 hours qbit: if it does.. i don't know abou tit! :D lteo: _jb: thanks .. i think ;) jrick: yingwen yufa feichang nan. lteo: oh that reminds me.
jrick: you have an unfair advantage at learning Go. jrick: orly lteo: yeah coz you already know chinese qbit: lol lteo: if you know chinese anything's easy bro jrick: hah -: qbit learns chinese jrick: yay! ***: cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
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did you konw that spain is also on the african continent?
https://maps.google.com/?ll=35.896281,-5.366821&spn=0.28535,0.587425&t=m&z=12
mind blown benDos: hah -: benDos is getting trolled by Java programs deciding that following unixy standards are for chunps benDos: s/np/mp -: lazylopez_ is getting trolled by Java programs deciding that following unixy standards are for chumps qbit: ha
it took me waaaaay to long to see what that regex fixed benDos: ;)
It's taking me way too long to figure out how to run this class file
Been trying to figure it out for about 20 minutes now
Truly I have no idea how i'm supposed to run this class file qbit: ./
mmhmm benDos: I've tried everything short of printing it out using it to wrap a burrito ***: cmeiklejohn has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +o cmeiklejohn qbit: benDos: http://i.imgur.com/X4hbx.jpg benDos: hah thanks piroko: Have I mentioned that I love mosh? qbit: si
it made me wanna try it addies: +qbit: still want an ingress invite?
i finally have one :) benDos: Oh obviously I had to start my class with java -cp /usr/share/java/antlr3.jar:/usr/share/java/antlr3-runtime.jar:.
Should have known.... qbit: sure!
:D addies: alright
pm me piroko: qbit: You already have an invite... qbit: truth
this one will go to another enlightened in puebs - so i have someone to work with
http://www.ingress.com/intel?latE6=38259957&lngE6=-104621133&z=13
^^^^ lteo: sigh
someone is trying to BS me
oh well ***: tydeas has quit IRC (Quit: WeeChat 0.3.7) brycec: lteo: NONSENSE! You just need to invert the phase of the DC pair before connecting it to the spectroscope, then you'll be able to overclock your computer and begin simulating the human brain. With that power, you can hack the planet! benDos: s/the planet/nuclear lunch codes and live out your War Games dreams lazylopez_: lteo: NONSENSE! You just need to invert the phase of the DC pair before connecting it to the spectroscope, then you'll be able to overclock your computer and begin simulating the human brain. With that power, you can hack nuclear lunch codes and live out your War Games dreams! ***: ibenox has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) zod000: qbit: afaik spain is not on the african continent, but it used to be brycec: AND DON'T FORGET THE VEEBEE GOOEY
zod000: he was referring to a small city that is technically owned by Spain
his words were teh suck and unclear -: benDos head desks with great force brycec: Spain major is in Europe, but has a city in Africa benDos: A bug in my code for the last week brycec: qbit: stop being so terribly misleading benDos: Was because changing id to Id TOTALLY changes how the rule is parsed qbit: zod000: according to the map it still is :O ***: brycec sets mode: -v qbit benDos: qbit, well if you read it on the internet :p zod000: lol brycec: According to the map, the free-port city of Ceuta is on Africa
that's all the Map tells me
And from what I gather, before 2011 it wasn't even part of Spain benDos: To wikipedia!
I mean wait!
For me to edit wikipedia -: brycec is already on Wikipedia :P benDos: Good think I added ajax code to that article to auto pull my incoming edit qbit: guys ***: cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.) qbit: you can see it on the map i linked ***: ibenox has joined #devious brycec: damn that place is temperate qbit: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/EU-Spain.svg brycec: You mean this map? https://maps.google.com/?ll=35.896281,-5.366821&spn=0.28535,0.587425&t=m&z=12 qbit: ^ and ther
Spanish territory also includes the Balearic Islands in the Mediterranean, the Canary Islands in the Atlantic Ocean off the African coast, and two autonomous cities in North Africa, Ceuta and Melilla, that border Morocco plus Alborán island, the Chafarinas islands (Islas Chafarinas), Alhucemas island and Perejil (Parsley island). Furthermore, the town of Llívia is a Spanish exclave situated inside French territory. With an area of 505,992 square kilometres (195,365
and there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spain BryceBot: Spain :: Spain ([Listen]/ˈspeɪn/ SPAYN; Spanish: España, pronounced: [esˈpaɲa] ([Image] listen)), officially the Kingdom of Spain (Spanish: Reino de España), is a sovereign state and a member of the European Union located in southwestern Europe on the Iberian Peninsula. Its mainland is bordered to the south and east by the Mediterranean Sea except for a small land boundary with the British Overseas Territory of Gibraltar, to which... zod000: I was thinking more of the tectonic plate
it used to be on the african plate qbit: ha zod000: at least according to what i have read ***: Gallomimia has joined #devious
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niteye has quit IRC (Quit: Lost terminal) brycec: oh man this sounds familiar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceuta_border_fence BryceBot: Ceuta border fence :: The Ceuta border fence is a separation barrier between Morocco and Spain at Ceuta, a city in the North African coast. Constructed by Spain, its purpose is to stop illegal immigration and smuggling. Morocco objected to the construction of the barrier since it does not recognize Spanish sovereignty in Ceuta. The fence consists of parallel 3-metre (10-foot) fences topped with barbed wire, with regular watchposts and a road... benDos: brycec, you're not that far south that you're by our fence? ***: Gallomimia has quit IRC (Quit: Gallomimia) brycec: benDos: it's a couple hours' drive away
but I can see it when I drive to SD
*San Diego
it's scary close :p qbit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfyC6NJqt2o&feature=player_embedded BryceBot: YouTube Animals: "Trotify In The Wild" by Trotify McTrotterson (54s), 248,630 views, 671 likes and 200 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-22T22:07:58.000Z. qbit: best invention ever ***: AmberJ_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds)
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ChanServ sets mode: +v AmberJ_ benDos: Am I a bad person for never having the patience to listen to my gf on the phone during her lunch break?
My brain doesn't go from writing compilers to listening to gf work problems fast enough qbit: yes, but you are in good company benDos: Oohkay snk: so, who wants to guess what happens when the emergency power failover fails? qbit: sad math kids? snk: corrupted root filesystems EVERYWHERE! qbit: yay! snk: s/yay/poop lazylopez_: poop! snk: fuck it! we'll move to the cloud! BryceBot: TO THE CLOUD!!! snk: lol BryceBot trafficone: in the future, everything comes in clouds brycec: aside from the fact that my gf never has a lunch break, she's not the type to call me and babble on and on. Is that something many other women do?
Seems... really pointless.
and I hate pointlessness snk: nah, my gf doesn't call and babble
sometimes she makes too many short calls
for example trafficone: guk snk: call 1: I'm leaving work soo
call 2: I have left work
then, there's an auxillary text brycec: Those sound like text messages... snk: text: I'm on the subway trafficone: ^
holy shit it's pretty out brycec: lol piroko: trafficone: Fucking 57 degrees right now brycec: I've never seen the word "fucking" in a weather report piroko: brycec: Your weather programs clearly suck brycec: clearly :( trafficone: @weather seattle, wa BryceBot: Coastal Flood Advisory in effect from 8:41 am PST on November 30, 2012 until 10:00 AM PST on November 30, 2012: ...Coastal Flood Advisory now in effect until 10 am PST thismorning...* hazard...the combination of seasonal high tides and lower atmospheric pressure involved with the current sequence of Pacific weather systems raises the potential of minor tidal...
Seattle, WA: Overcast ☁ 54°F (12°C), Humidity: 77%, Wind: From the SSE at 4.0 MPH Gusting to 9.0 MPH, Pressure: 29.42inHg (996mb) and rising, Dewpoint: 47°F (8°C), Visibility: 10Mi (16km), UV index: 0, Rainfall today: 0.23in (6mm), Sunrise 07:36, Sunset: 16:20, Lunar phase: Waning gibbous
Friday: Rain 55°F/48°F (13°C/9°C) | Saturday: Rain 52°F/45°F (11°C/7°C) | Sunday: Rain 48°F/43°F (9°C/6°C) | Monday: Chance of Rain 50°F/45°F (10°C/7°C)
The average high for this date is 46°F (7°C), and the record of 57°F (13°C) was set in 1951. The average low is 36°F (2°C), and the record of 21°F (-6°C) was set in 1985 ***: BryceBot was kicked by brycec (BryceBot)
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ChanServ sets mode: +o BryceBot brycec: ohshit trafficone you're gonna be flooded! snk: jeebus BryceBot trafficone: brycec++ for incl. weather advisory brycec: snk: I'm just changing that... gonna add -v to be verbose and include the forecast and almanac stuffs trafficone: haha brycec: probably trim it down to just current conditions, humidity, and temp
but first, I GOTTA PEE trafficone: I am a little nervous about that costal flood advisory, considering I'm right on the water -: trafficone puts on his wading boots ***: cmeiklejohn has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +o cmeiklejohn _jb: morning. benDos: good morning _jb: anyone else get an abuse warning, or am i the only one so loved? brycec: _jb: you and about 12 others
Oh man, I really hate how needing-to-pee destroys my ability to focus :( ***: Gallomimia has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +v Gallomimia _jb: brycec: install a foley, it helps trafficone: word snk: just pee your pants dude _jb: brycec: can i get a timeframe on that data amount? brycec: eww no _jb trafficone: _jb: you got a good source on folies brycec: _jb: counters reset at midnight, $month 1st _jb: brycec: i'm utterly baffled how i'd have pushed 4GB in a month via irc, without pushing files. brycec: And _jb I wouldn't worry TOO much about it. We don't pay very close attention to data usage
.wa 1kb/s for one month -: brycec waits... and waits... brycec: I swear I could pull up the website faster
wait where the FUCK is skunkbot, ryk?
where the FUCK is ry?
rk
ryk
(I hate my keyboard...)
@seen ryk BryceBot: brycec, I last saw ryk 9 hours 59 min 22 sec ago quitting: Quit: leaving. _jb: sorry, 5GB in a month, using only ssh/irc
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1kb%2Fs+for+one+month
(just for you, sir) brycec: I already did :P _jb: ok, for everyone else as well then. trafficone: what's a good way to get high as a kite and program data processors for wikipedia access logs? brycec: trafficone: that seems... random. And since when do you get access to wikipedia access logs? trafficone: it's on AWS free dataset store
s/access/edit/ lazylopez_: it's on AWS free dataset store _jb: thanks for the reminder, i have to wrap up CDH4/Flume setup trafficone: IIRC, Flume is a pain in the dick
so, if you got it set up and running
_jb++ _jb: eh, everything is a pain in the dick when you have a foley brycec: ^
Hey _jb would you feel better if about your 6GB/1024? _jb: brycec: not particularly, i'd be confused as hell how that's happening. brycec: I have a theory that someone assumed the db stored KB but in reality it stores bytes
(db of data usage) trafficone: s/theory/hypothesis/ lazylopez_: (db of data usage) brycec: shutup trafficone ***: brycec sets mode: -v trafficone trafficone: brycec: scientific literacy and linguistic consistancy are the cornerstones of knowledge _jb: brycec: my real concern was that someone would be using my account illigitimately. i shoved a couple public keys on the thing for a reason, and have a decent if untyped password trafficone: ^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[ _jb: trafficone: more control keys, please brycec: moar escapes _jb: ^V^H^Hrm-rf.!!.^V`
easy for machines, hard for me. that's the right way, right? trafficone: sounds like a sex robot benDos: trafficone, an hour from everett to downtown seattle on the bus
that sound about right to you? qbit: jrick: did you get a wireless charger for your n4 yet? trafficone: benDos: I've never bussed to everett, but that sounds short for Everett brycec: qbit: are they even selling those yet? I hadn't heard they were... ***: brycec sets mode: +vvvv trafficone qbit _jb lazylopez_ qbit: no - but lg has a few
like 40bones benDos: thats what i thought
huh
one sec brb brycec: _jb: Yeah... so someone goofed a bunch of times.
_jb: the b/w email you can safely ignore
(for the record, I didn't write the b/w counters)
(and I hate them, and loathe and despise them too...) -: brycec has some slapping to do piroko: fuck ructf brycec: @define ructf BryceBot: No definitions found for ructf. brycec: piroko: ? _jb: brycec: thank you, glad to know. -: brycec has some serious heads to thump
brycec wants to shoot things, NOW
dbtid aims brycec at the Capitol Building, Washington, D.C. -- aim for the jackasses. trafficone: brycec: aren't you within walking distance from several gun stores as well as a shooting range? brycec: I am, as a matter of fact
not sure about the stores, but def the range ***: niteye has joined #devious trafficone: @niteye BryceBot: Feb 13, 2012 12:02:29 <niteye> buy philips anyway because its good for my company lteo: 13:01 <@brycec> Oh man, I really hate how needing-to-pee destroys my ability to focus :(
+1 niteye: wow what, a message from me dated 13 deb? whats this sorcery
frb
damnit
second month lteo: fribonacci? brycec: niteye: what is sorcerful (?) about that? They're called LOGS niteye: yes but who is summoningthem ribo: fRIBOnacci niteye: and why brycec: lol ribo lteo: ribo: right, it was intentinal ;)
i mean intestinal brycec: niteye: trafficone did 11:29:24 <+trafficone> @niteye niteye: @brycec BryceBot: Oct 31, 2012 15:53:31 <brycec> :D niteye: @niteye BryceBot: Feb 23, 2012 14:23:48 <niteye> what if you are my biological father and no one knows ? brycec: BryceBot: o/ niteye: i could do this all night brycec: yeah, but you'd end up /ban'd lteo: niteye: do you know about @omegle? niteye: @omegle Omegle_Bot: Connecting to Omegle... Everything you say to Omegle_Bot (eg: Omegle_Bot: asl?) will be sent to the Omegler (e.g. asl?), everybody appears as just one person to them. To disconnect, @omegle disconnect. For more help, see @omegle help
Waiting for stranger... niteye: hello brycec: hello niteye niteye: @omegle hello brycec: ... lteo: @omegle interests Omegle_Bot: Current interests: ["openbsd"] brycec: TIL niteye can't follow clearly written directions (WITH EXAMPLES) lteo: i would love to see niteye converse with someone on omegle with a, *ahem*, relevant interest niteye: i suppose i have to private message omeglebot? brycec: niteye: no...
Omegle_Bot: Hi
^^ niteye: aah Omegle_Bot: Connected!
Common likes: openbsd
OHAI
I LIKE PENISES lteo: Omegle_Bot: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
niteye: ^ like that Omegle_Bot: WILL SOMEONE BE MY FRIEND niteye: Omegle_Bot: hello im young single guy Omegle_Bot: no you're a disgusting pervert, niteye -: brycec is at the other end of this omegle, fyi lteo: kinda figured Omegle_Bot: 11:35:14 >>> brycec is at the other end of this omegle, fyi
^ proof -: niteye wants to know where the chicks at lteo: niteye: you have to set the correct interest to get the right person
right now the interest is: piroko: brycec: ructf is a hacking competition going on right now lteo: @omegle interests Omegle_Bot: Current interests: ["openbsd"] brycec: piroko: ah, ok
looked like you were having a stroke niteye: �omegle help
@omegle help Omegle_Bot: Quick Reference: @omegle start -- Start a chat (disconnecting the active session), @omegle stop -- Disconnect, @omegle interests [comma-delimited list] -- See current or set new interests, @omegle status -- Display current status
When connected, everything said to Omegle_Bot (Omegle_Bot: something) is passed on to the Stranger.
@omegle status niteye: @omegle interests teens Omegle_Bot: Current interests: ["teens"]
oh right... that doesn't work :p
@troll
.troll lazylopez_: http://i.imgur.com/81WS7.jpg Omegle_Bot: .troll lazylopez_: node would be way faster if it used the ruby compiler Omegle_Bot: excellent
well you lot got boring
Stranger disconnected. lteo: niteye: ok now you can connect with @omegle niteye: Omegle_Bot: any girls in their early twenties here? Omegle_Bot: No session active. niteye: @omegle start Omegle_Bot: Connecting to Omegle... Everything you say to Omegle_Bot (eg: Omegle_Bot: asl?) will be sent to the Omegler (e.g. asl?), everybody appears as just one person to them. To disconnect, @omegle disconnect. For more help, see @omegle help
Waiting for stranger...
Connected!
Common likes: teens niteye: Omegle_Bot: any girls in their early twenties here? Omegle_Bot: yes! 21 here! niteye: Omegle_Bot: cool im 24 guy trafficone: .troll | s/^/Omegle_Bot:/ lazylopez_: Omegle_Bot:Winter is boycotting texas because of Rick Perry. brycec: trafficone: o/ zod000: oh jebus Omegle_Bot: Stranger disconnected. zod000: lol niteye: how am i ever supposed to get laid with a bot like that zod000: way to cockblock niteye brycec: niteye: I dunno... open omegle on your own computer? niteye: good point ***: AmberJ_ has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out) trafficone: niteye: sex robot niteye: how awesome would that be, a realdoll with the motoric ability and intelligence of ASIMO trafficone: maybe if you like girls with giant backpacks filled with Li-ion
or you're turned on by the sound/smell of generators zod000: niteye: be honest, you'd settle for a punching back with the intellect of a commodore64 trafficone: or if you don't mind a chick with wires coming out of her
I've seen some impressive stuff on the animatronic front, you could probably have one built for the price of a new Models S -: zod000 pictures female versions of the "fake robot USes" from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey trafficone: but, who really wants a $100k sex toy, when at that price you could have a live-in prostitute ***: lwhalen has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +v lwhalen brycec: oh zod000 *sigh* zod000: haha trafficone: actually, at that level of money, you could probably just buy stuff that attracts floozies zod000: I actually liked that movie
trafficone: +1 brycec: I did too, zod000, but the mental image... ew
quite right on all counts trafficone
Just go to a club or somewhere with attractive women, wave around a lexan suitcase of cash and shout "I HAVE $100K. WHO WANTS TO DATE ME?" zod000: brycec: I found the mentual image hilarious, but that was what I was going for
step 1: get lexan suitcase full of money
step 2: you'll never reach this step trafficone: brycec: nah, it's all about the game, you get a $200 club outfit w/ a skinny tie and nerd glasses
then you rent a lambo
then you circle the club thrice before paying someone to park it lteo: and say you're a ruby programmer trafficone: ^
rubies + programming = instant sack
but if that doesn't work
throw in some negging
remind them of their stepdad lteo: "i want to enumerate your enumerators, if you know what i'm enumerating" trafficone: then ask them to come back to your lambo
bewsh
one bottle of moderately-priced champagne later, and you're banging six chick in a cheap motel
add some coke and some more drinks and you can have a regular thing going lteo: you sound like you've done this before ***: ibenox has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
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It made me lolo
and i needed a lol bro
Antlr is killing my spirit lteo: i'm glad bro
i'm always in need of lol's too benDos: I'm not like always in need of lols
But i'm 4 or 5 hours deep into coding today with zero forward progress
s/zero/not enough/ lazylopez_: But i'm 4 or 5 hours deep into coding today with not enough forward progress -: zod000 gives benDos some extra lol's he stashed away zod000: bitches love lols benDos: Dawg thank you ***: lwhalen_ has joined #devious -: qbit taints the lols
brycec lols at qbit's taint zod000: I have found that women are always interested when I am not interested or I am unavailable qbit: taintlol zenmower: yeah
thats the truff ***: AmberJ_ has joined #devious
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they always want what they can't have
i just made that name up, but sounds good, right? lteo: not as good as asscraft carrier but yeah ***: ibenox has joined #devious
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I'd watch that movie ***: pskept_ has joined #devious brycec: lteo: not all the bots though ;) lteo: brycec: yeah ibenox is not a bot, but the rest are zod000: BryceBot wasn't invited to the party brycec: lteo: I meant that not all of the channel's bots left. NOT that all that left were bots lteo: right. the hardworking bots stayed behind ***: devotchka has quit IRC (Quit: :q!) lteo: anyone knows how a shell function can get access to the script that called it?
i mean the script's name zod000: lteo: so they can reap their theoretical rewards in the bot afterlife lteo: because within a shell function, $0 becomes the name of the function, not the name of the script anymore trafficone: if you get the parent PID, getting the process name should be a sanp lteo: bro you smart ***: pskept has quit IRC (Write error: Connection reset by peer) trafficone: CALLINGSCRIPT=$(echo /proc/$PPID/cmdline) -: trafficone braces for linux-based solution smite ***: lwhalen has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 241 seconds) piroko: There's a haskell problem on this ctf
basically it's a huge nasty algorithm that does something, and you have to reverse it
Like, reverse what it's doing. You have the source code trafficone: CALLINGSCRIPT=$(ps -o command -p $PPID | tail -n 1) lteo: lol i just did something similar
trafficone: thanks ***: lwhalen_ has quit IRC (Quit: Reconnecting)
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when did it become 2:30 ***: mcchunkie has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) -: benDos feels particularly not productive ***: mcchunkie has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +v mcchunkie brycec: lteo: isn't that $_ in bash? ***: lwhalen has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) brycec: oh nvm that's something else benDos: I'm so close to being able to parse expressions again ***: AmberJ_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 256 seconds) trafficone: cd 3
what the actual fuck?
that wasn't even the command I wanted to enter -: trafficone punishes his brain brycec: with alcohol? trafficone: brycec: that's an idea sharvey: hahahahha brycec: It's the #1 method in use today
and yesterday
and the day before... lteo: but not tomorrow benDos: I'm cursing at my computer so much today brycec: Because it slept with your gf?
Or... didn't you know? benDos: Because antlr refuses to give sane error messages brycec: Well to be fair, they can't even spell trafficone: in C, can you overload functions, or do I just need to do (void * passbyref) and figure out the type in the function? dbtid: trafficone: no brycec: no benDos: "Hey you did something so i had disable two code paths good luck figuring out which one i disabled even though you ran with me with -verbose, fag"
Is how it sounds, to me ***: hexreel has quit IRC (Quit: leaving)
hexreel has joined #devious qbit: lteo: http://www.karolinagames.com/horatio/show.php?id=cfc9dc92d4cc ***: eest has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) trafficone: cd 3 brycec: cd 3 piroko: cd 3 lteo: cd 3 benDos: cd COMBOBREAKER sharvey: do you have folders named 1, 2, and 3 or something? benDos: Just three. ***: sjoos_ has joined #devious lteo: i want some sushi zod000: +1 brycec: cd sushi
rm -f * sharvey: cat sushi/* > /dev/mouth mcchunkie: (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ brycec: cat cat > /dev/mouth mcchunkie: twss! qbit: wat
mcchunkie: no mcchunkie: Sorry: "cat cat > /dev/mouth" lteo: i'm cat cat. you dog dog?
:q piroko: HOLY SHIT I SEE UNICODE NOW
wew brycec: @lod BryceBot: ಠ_ಠ brycec: @loc BryceBot: ۞_۞ brycec: piroko: do you see those yet? piroko: I see block underscore block brycec: so you don't see ALL unicode yet :P piroko: :(
Is it my font? brycec: *shrug*
Never gotten them to work in my urxvt
But they Just Work(tm) on a mac lteo: wow i really want to smoke something strong now piroko: What are they supposed to look like? brycec: Titanium? ***: Gallomimia has joined #devious
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k ***: obi-wan-zenmower has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 256 seconds)
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ChanServ sets mode: +v obi-wan-zenmower piroko: qbit: That miike snow remix is awesome mcchunkie: (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ brycec: Sparkfun just emailed me to say they have RPi's in stock again! -: qbit agrees pherricoxide: I just got mine finally
think they're starting to catch up on orders/production benDos: My friend has one pherricoxide: (finally) benDos: Says it is terrrrrible when not plugged in brycec: i'm tempted to buy two.... but maybe just 1 for now is enough
benDos: not plugged in... so as a lightweight paperweight? ***: AmberJ_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 265 seconds) pherricoxide: need to buy an SD card for mine.. it's in paperweight status till then benDos: doesn't it have a battery? brycec: no
ext. power only pherricoxide: (which it also doesn't come with btw) brycec: either via clip-on (bypasses protection) or mini-usb port
(or is it micro, i think) pherricoxide: micro
think I can power it off one of my phone charchers
*chargers brycec: Imma use my N7 charger
since it can do 2A piroko: I have 2 rasberry pis brycec: whore... piroko: 1 256, 1 512 brycec: oh ok then piroko: In fact, I'm on the 512 right now lol
It's my ssh gateway/irc client ***: kyl has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 252 seconds)
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ChanServ sets mode: +v snk brycec: Damn this looks neat https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11395 qbit: what the shit
yes it does jrick: woah brycec: neat: yes, good and worth buying: not really...
I don't like that it depends on their servers to do shit, and it's not a real SD card (looks like it just uses power from the pins) trafficone: every time I hear C-like language, I die a little inside brycec: ^
You know, Javascript is a C-like language.... qbit: NODEALLTHETHINGS! -: jrick is hacking go jrick: which is somewhat C like brycec: or is Go hacking jrick ? lteo: C-like language: public static void main(int argc, char *argv[]) trafficone: C is a C-like language ***: AmberJ_ has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +v AmberJ_ brycec: C-like language: We use curly-braces for logic, parenthesis for grouping, and square braces for arrays jrick: guys brycec: Oh and support // and /**/ comments jrick: I made a window with a button in gtk on windows with go ***: brycec sets mode: -v jrick lteo: jrick: how complexicated was it? benDos: HAHA ANTLR YOU FUCKER YOU
(1+3) should not parse as (1 then a lit int of +3 jrick: the program, not too bad. the build environment took like 6 hours to set up trafficone: -- is the worst comment syntax devised
I like my decrement unary operator, thank you! jrick: brycec: mwahaha I was already -v lteo: jrick: do Go programs in winders allow you to access the registry? jrick: haven't tried lteo: also wonder about starting something as a service jrick: I just need a gui to send some stuff over uart
commands for our robot and stuff lteo: hawt jrick: but pretty much anything should be possible with cgo ***: cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.) benDos: Ok guys I'll be back later
I put 7 hours into antlr today and am no closer to getting it to work
Hoorayu ***: AmberJ_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) lwhalen_: anyone here speak Cisco ACL? zdo: lwhalen_: brycec on #devious says: Yes, I do have root. Thank you for asking. lwhalen_: ...wat ***: AmberJ_ has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +v AmberJ_ -: lteo ask, "got loot?" niteye: you're hot and your cold, you're yes then you're no, your in then you're out -: niteye sings niteye: i'm watching katy perry, part of me, that tour movie brycec: lwhalen_: geez I have no idea... that !tell is so old
Oct 24th
18:00 ::: lwhalen_ [~law@static-71-248-169-90.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: Got Root?]
18:00 <@brycec> !tell lwhalen_ Yes, I do have root. Thank you for asking.
18:00 >>+zdo<< brycec: I'll tell lwhalen_ next time they speak.
18:01 >>> dbtid haz r00t t00 ***: pskept_ has quit IRC (Quit: leaving) brycec: jrick: why Go vs Python? jrick: because i don't know python lwhalen_: ahh ok dbtid: oh, and python SUCKS ***: AmberJ_ has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) dbtid: srsly you have to use indentation? brycec: Python is super easycakes. Seemed like it would be quicker/easier for what you've described jrick: noway brycec: dbtid: I do miss the option to use things like {}. The lack thereof make it less readable. ribo: should use ruby
*runs* -: brycec chases ***: Gallomimia has quit IRC (Quit: Gallomimia) brycec: oooh new Pushover features!
qbit and anyone else that cares ^ qbit: :O
wooo per sound! brycec: this is also the first time I've received an OTA update :) (previously had just sideloaded updates) qbit: :O and an ingress update! ***: cmeiklejohn has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +o cmeiklejohn -: brycec is still waiting/hoping for a client API so he can receive notifications on his computers kusuriya: soo got back from looking at the new place i think im going to rend
**rent
and it has a place that I can use to put all my "servers" :D brycec: My current apt has that - It's called a "closet" :P
(specifically, in the second bedroom) kusuriya: this is a basement brycec: ooooh
ahhhhh kusuriya: that has an area that is framed in
it just needs to be walled and get a door for it brycec: kusuriya: what happened to CO? kusuriya: brycec: im still kinda looking but im not finding jobs there really
they want me to actually be in CO
before they will give me a glance brycec: didn't you actually want to be in CO? :P
ah kusuriya: im indifferent to where i live honestly ***: AmberJ_ has joined #devious
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*python does not
as long as you use it for for its specific use case piroko: I have no idea what to do today kyl: learn go qbit: man this day just doesn't wanna end kusuriya: if only there were more jobs in go :( sharvey: so
snow sucks
it took me an hour to go home
I go to the bus stop to take the 12 bus mcchunkie: that's what she said! sharvey: yes
yes it is qbit: you shuttup and gimme your shnow!
sbiw
snow
ha
phew sharvey: and 2 8s come within 6 mins of each other (instead of the usual 30 min interval)
so I get on the 2nd 8, and ask if like, the 12 is coming at all
driver is really pissed off and is like, lady, we are so behind it is not even funny
me: :(
so I get off at one of the main express stops since they have signs showing when the next bus arrives
apparently I had 15 mins to wait
then it was like windows copy
in that the wait time went up
I arrived there at :47
my bus didn't arrive until :17 ***: Perkeus has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) sharvey: what the fuck
luckily I had enough sense to go into a building and wait like 15 mins
I was outside for another 15-20 mins
my toes were so cold qbit: how much snow is there? sharvey: only like an inch ***: Gallomimia has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +v Gallomimia sharvey: but it's -4C
and the snow is sticking
and it was still snowing, and the middle of the day, so no snow plows
everyone is going really really slow qbit: yeah sharvey: worst part, cold enough that the snow is starting to melt due to cars, and freeze on teh roads because cars avoid more than one lane piroko: sharvey: It's 60 degrees here sharvey: :(
it's probably like, 22F here?
.weather n2l3g1 BryceBot: Special Weather Statement in effect from until : Special Weather Statement issued by Environment Canada at 3:44 PM ESTFriday 30 November 2012.---------------------------------------------------------------------Special Weather Statement for:=new= City of Toronto=new= City of Hamilton=new= Halton -...
Kitchener, Ontario: Light Snow ❄ 22°F (-5°C), Humidity: 100%, Wind: From the South at 9.6 MPH, Pressure: 30.36inHg (1028mb) and falling, Dewpoint: 22°F (-6°C), Feels like 12°F (-11°C), Visibility: 6Mi (9km), UV index: 0, Rainfall today: 0.07in (2mm), Sunrise 07:34, Sunset: 16:47, Lunar phase: Waning gibbous
Friday: Chance of Snow 30°F/28°F (-1°C/-2°C) | Saturday: Chance of Snow 39°F/41°F (4°C/5°C) | Sunday: Rain 52°F/39°F (11°C/4°C) | Monday: Chance of Rain 52°F/50°F (11°C/10°C)
The average high for this date is 37°F (2°C), and the average low is 27°F (-2°C) sharvey: we have a special weather statement?
woah
the fuck
it's going to be warm on monday? qbit: whoa sharvey: fuck you canada weather
also sunday apparently ***: Gallomimia has quit IRC (Quit: I am likely going to change locations) lteo: darn
i'm not sure if i'll survive if i ever visit canada in winter ;) ***: avocado has left
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ChanServ sets mode: +v Gallomimia qbit: whoa awesome sprunge.us link
http://sprunge.us/LINK
i win
http://i.imgur.com/DYGNe.jpg
yes kusuriya: yes
haha love this new landlord "Well I dont have the key to the padlock on the back door of the garage, i suppose if you have a dremel you could make short work of it when you move in. honestly this was my pearents old house so if you find any old rusty padlocks that we dont have keys to dremel that fucker" ***: AmberJ_ has joined #devious
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AmberJ_ has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) brycec: lol @ lwhalen's link. I never realized people screwed that up ***: Gallomimia has quit IRC (Quit: Gallomimia) brycec: qbit: I don't get it... how do popsicles = scars?
btw qbit I win http://sprunge.us/COCK trafficone: I'm afraid what I'll find... brycec: it's SFW qbit: brycec: did you really get that one?
or did you go to it?
cuz i legit got LINK brycec: i went to it, was guessing at 'em
fine... you win ***: brycec sets mode: +v qbit qbit: o/ brycec: o/ qbit: mosh Y U REDEFINE htobe64! brycec: because YOURMOM IS BIG ENDIAN -: benDos is ambiendian qbit: tell openbsd how to be ambiendian with mosh
kthx benDos: You mean ruby?
But yeah qbit: also - if you have ever eaten that quantity of those popsicles .. you will know the terror that is the plastic benDos: the frozen hfcs? brycec: I've got a whole big box of 'em qbit.
The question is... Why are you eating the plastic? benDos: I used to keep a box on the window still outside my dorm brycec: benDos: and they stayed frozen there? :p kyl: brycec: because it's tasty? ***: AmberJ_ has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +v AmberJ_ benDos: Yup brycec: man NY is cooold qbit: cuz you end up playing xbox with the plastic hanging out of your mouth
whilst sucking the delish juice out of it benDos: brycec, http://binged.it/Qw6sfv BryceBot: http://binged.it/Qw6sfv -> http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&cp=42.945453~-77.176563&lvl=6&dir=0&sty=b&where1=Oswego, NY&form=LMLTCC qbit: then.. your touhg snags benDos: I'm up north
My dorm at the time was about 40 ft from lake ontario brycec: TIL qbit fails at popsicles benDos: Yeah qbit: brycec: are yours otter pops? brycec: i think so
90% certain they're Otter brand qbit: kyl: http://rubyjs.org/ benDos: lols qbit: benDos: click buy! :D
that made me lololol benDos: i have been
they even include rubyjs on their page so you can try it by opening your console
that is cool tbh
If you have a site for a programming language
implement it in js and let me try your language in my console qbit: yeah
but buying a license?
sobad ***: AmberJ_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 265 seconds) mcchunkie: New sets for macppc! kusuriya: :o
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/11/how-four-microsoft-engineers-proved-copy-protection-would-fail/
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revberaldo has joined #devious revberaldo: so, about the retina displays we were talking about yesterday� http://apple.slashdot.org/story/12/11/30/2010203/ask-slashdot-good-linux-desktop-environment-for-hi-defretina-displays
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revberaldo has joined #devious revberaldo: hello sharvey: hello revberaldo: I just noticed that we have some old keys in our keyboards
Pause, for instance. kyl: ohai
pause is useful
scroll lock too, for those systems that support it revberaldo: sysrq is supposed to be pretty useful too, but sometimes Linux crash so badly it won't accept my commands
scroll lock
haha
I suppose this is similar to c-s in bash, right? brycec: no...
scroll lock is how you scroll back/up/down on BSD terminals
like shift+pgup/dn on lunix sharvey: we use sysrq all the time in the csc office
in fact, we paste it on the top of the monitors
because X fucks up too often brycec: r-e-i-s-u-b :P revberaldo: interesting, brycec brycec: <3 sysrq revberaldo: yeah
busier
haehuhae
maybe I was pressing the wrong combination
wikipedia says it's only alt+sysrq+stuff brycec: says _what_ is only alt+sysrq etc? revberaldo: invoking the sequences
for example, alt+sysrq+b to reboot brycec: right. Did someone say otherwise? revberaldo: I thought it was otherwise. I learned about it a long time ago.
I thought shift was needed too. trafficone: evening gents
evening, gents
rather brycec: s/$dan // lazylopez_: rather brycec: damnit I fail
mmmm 6-disk zpool, 2TB each
sooo fast
and sooo much raw storage
can't wait to move my current NAS' drives over, 10x 2TB drives mwuhahaha ***: cmeiklejohn has joined #devious
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zenmower has left "Leaving" _jb: 2TB drives are reliable now?
thanks for the reminder, i need a small NAS type thing for home. ***: zenmower has joined #devious
ChanServ sets mode: +v zenmower brycec: I've been running a 4x Hitachi 2TB drives for a few years now without a hiccup (knock on wood)
In fact, I haven't heard anything about unreliable 2TB drives _jb: i work for a very conservative ops org
we hammer the living hell out of drives.
our fail rate for drives is about 5 to 7 a week, on average
admittedly, that's about 1-2% per month. but, still higher than i want
using pretty standard 250GB ESATA drives. the HDFS cluster has 1TB drives as standard. I lose about 2 every year over the entire cluster.
cluster is pretty small. 14 individual machines.
so, yeah, i ask out of curiosity :) brycec: well this NAS is doing geom_raid5 and has been on and running pretty much nonstop for at least 3 years continuous. Maybe not hammered, but no rest just the same. qbit: raspbmc is the least stable thing i have ever used brycec: lol -: brycec ordered a RPi today, w00t qbit: nice
don't run raspbmc trafficone: lol brycec: b-b-b-but... I want to trafficone: RPi popping up all over qbit: it's like "ima forget your settings! - ALL THE DAMN TIME!" ***: cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 256 seconds) brycec: qbit: problems solved http://bendyworks.com/geekville/lab_projects/2012/11/getting-plan-9-running-on-the-raspberry-pi
also for kyl ^ if he ever gets an RPi ***: zenmower has left "Leaving" trafficone: @rms BryceBot: Richard Stallman says: People so often think that they can go East by heading North — but such schemes are much less reliable than they think. Most of the time, if you head North, you wind up somewhere more or less to the North, whether you wanted to or not. trafficone: @tdr BryceBot: Theo de Raadt says: the kernel is a harsh mistress brycec: @vin BryceBot: The movie "Angels in the Outfield" was loosely based on the colonoscopy that Vin Diesel underwent as a child. brycec: D: kyl: waste of money if you ask me :o ***: sjoos_ has quit IRC (Quit: Konversation terminated!)
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