New sets for i386!
New sets for loongson!
Guys
What happens if my CPU can accelerate AES-128 but I use AES-256?
And I'm using Linux
Will Linux do some magic with that or will the CPU and Linux just say "Fuck it" and do it software-style?
dxtr, you need to see what instructions you're actually using
objdump will tell you
hello there
if i make a tcp tunnel to localhost, is that also counted?
Yes
ah nips
niteye, i have no idea what you're talking about though
Sooo
i wanted to upload a file to devious, i set up the proxy seettings in putty a while ago, but i figured id have  to do it also for filezilla to work
so i made a tunnel that listens to 22, and then at the devious ends connects to localhost:22
I imagine you can use SFTP or SCP to upload and download to/from devious without issue
doesnt really make much difference than if i had just connected directly, except their tcp tunnel monitor might freak out
yeah, and its what i did with filezilla, but im at work and i have to set up the firewall settings in every program
If you're on a potentially hostile network, use ssh to set up a SOCKS proxy and work through that
Imo
ssh -D localhost restofsshline
er
ssh -D localport restofsshline
yep yep, i made an ssh tunnel through devious, which connected do devious itself, and i wondered if sending to localhost was canceled out on their monitor or if they have a red light blinking now at the desk and a computer voice saying i tunneled 50 megs of data
I think you'll be ok
brycec, said you're supposed to get emails when you start hitting your quotas
and the plague will enter their office on a skateboard and say "never fear, i is here, lets echo niteye see whats up"
what's the quota ? i know its 100 megs for the free shell, but what about tcp tunneling? last time i asked they said something like no real quota as long as u dont overdo it if i remember right but i dont know if that changed in the mean time
i mean 100 megs disk space
type quota into your devious shell
ah ya, there it shows the disk quota, but not the tcp tunneling quota, eg. download/upload limit
and where the hell is everyone, the US people should be awake by now here
we are awake most likely, just not talking
Are there any USB or PCI ctyptographic accelerators that's compatible with Linux and/or *BSD?
i dont even know what that is, full disk encryption without having to set it up in the OS ?
niteye: It's magic that speeds up encryption (and decryption?)
ah
well linux and BSD support encryption acceleration by overlcocking the CPU for sure
cant wait to get home
im gonna watch lenka - trouble is a friend on my big tv
its the cutest music video made probably
dxtr: the only thing i know along that line is a USB key that spews random data used for encryption, using quantum physics.  it's very expensive.  it doesn't do cryptogaphic ops.
niteye: It isn't cuter than me
wow this is pretty impressive http://www.rte.ie/news/2012/1129/nyc-sees-one-day-without-violent-crime.html
dxtr: I have never heard of such a device, I don't imagine there is a huge market for them since most of the newer cpus can do crypto quite fast
i think the disk speed is usually the limiting factor
zod000, encryption accelerators?
Also wtf is
@tld ie
The top-level domain 'ie' is used for: Ireland.
Oh
Ok then
zod000: Problem is that my CPU can't, and I don't just wanna use it for disk encryptiohn
Oh dxtr i saw your question up there
Yes there are a few, though i don't know of any off the top of my head
If you don't need it, any decent crypto acceleration is going to be well beyond your price range
You may want to look into TPM offloading though
And what is my price range?
The few really nice crypto cards i've seen were in the order or 30k US
IBM has some really solid offerings though a lot of them are application servers
Pretend I have 53% of the US GDP
Then you'd just go to IBM, HP, Cray, etc and have them roll you something
But IBM Fujitsu, HP, i think del
dell
they all ship varying levels of crypto acceleration cards
That isn't very socialized now, is it?
There is a pretty close to 100% chance you have a small little crypto chip in your box already, TPM
Really?
What is it and how do I use it?
Google around abit, but it's the Trusted Platform Module
Can be used to at the hardware level verify certain memory locations, hard drive sectors, etc
The typical use case for the tpm is having the tpm decrypt your bootloader, or keep hashes of special files
So you could have your boot fail if your kernel's initramfs file doesn't match an expected hash
And how will that help me in my quest to speed up my disk- and vpn crypto?
Cause they often have their own little chips to do the encryption
Sometimes you can use that to crypto accel if it's a nice tpm and you are using a very specific algorithm your tpm likes
However the cost then becomes $0 + time
First thing I found: "The TPM was not intended to be a cryptographic accelerator and in fact software is many times faster than a TPM. Using the TPM as just a device to offload your crypto to would basically be a waste of time."
Depends on the particular tpm tbh
Pending the type of crypto it may pay to pick up a fpga if you can find some vhdl for your algorithm
But really check out hp, dell, and ibm
I know i've seen crypto accelerators on their site
Before you do any of that i'd make sure you're code is using all your cpu's fancy sse9 and shit like that
Aight
I just found britneyspears_data.c in our code
or see if you can leverage a GPU instead of looking for crazy priced adapters
I also found thank_you_data.c
zod000, i don't imagine you'd get any kind of decent perf out of a gpu for crypto
More crypto algorithms use integers and variations on that width
I can't think of any crypto that uses fp directly
s/More/Most
I can't think of any crypto that uses fp directly
simpsons.c and beliefs.c
Hmm
Those sound like very useful file names...
Yes indeed
dxtr, so what application was chewing through so much cpu you wanted to offload?
i thought you said file system but that pretty rarely bottlenecks at the cpu
s/pretty rarely/should never
i thought you said file system but that should never bottlenecks at the cpu
benDos: the newer gpus can greatly accelerate integer math
pretty much anything post geforce 8000 series
not sure about intel's, i was speaking for ati/amd and nvidia
example for aes http://http.developer.nvidia.com/GPUGems3/gpugems3_ch36.html
probably not viable for FDE though
zod000, i'm curious if that ends up being cheaper than just buying more cpus
I've read about AES on opencl before but i know at the hardware it at least used to be really awkward to do int math on those processors
benDos: I am sure it is much more awkward than on a regular cpu, but as far as cost, at least in a desktop I would think cost swings towards a gpu.  If a single cpu isn't cutting it, there isn't a cheap or easy way to scale up to multiple sockets
Idk about that
I've set up many a at hoc clusters
But probably harder on !linux and pending your application stack
zod000, if you want to play arouind with easymode ad hoc linux clusters pelicanhpc used to be my jam
want to, sure, have time or money to, nope
this also applies to every other cool thing I want to do
We had "clusterfuck" parties in college a few years ago
We'd get a bunch of people to bring all their computers
Hooked it up to a few daisy chained switches and had a dozen+ node ad hoc cluster to benchmark play around on
and find more nodes to add the next week
I miss them :/
sounds like a good time
i missed the boat on that, when I had those types of get togethers we still used bnc cards
<-- old
the only way i can get people to bring pc's now is for a gaming lan
I miss lans
They are harder when you don't have any windows installs
Oh Steam
I do not miss you trying like hell to steal all my money
lol
"HEY BEN YOUR FAVORITE GAME IS ONLY LIKE $5 EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE FINALS AND SHIT JUST BUY IT BRO ITS ALL GOOD"
steam for linux is in beta
I'm waiting till after the semester to return to my pc gaming ways
steam/games is the only reason I still have windows
Cause once i have civ again i will alternating between work, sleep, and civ for at least a week or two
everything else I use is crossplatform
I tried putting win7 on my desktop
civ V was $7.5 last week
Wouldn't work so i'll drop the $40 or whatever on win8 some time in jan
yeah i have it in my account :p
why wouldn't w7 work?
Dude idk linux runs fine
I can run windows in kvm and vbox just fine
weird
But actually right on the metal windows gets little mini freezes
I did all the driver, firmware, software updates etc
nothing fixed it
is that on your 2 socket xeon box?
Yup
I probably put 20+ hours, maybe 30 into trying to dig into what was going on
Not a clue
that is a rather niche setup, probably not a lot of info out there for it
people with 8 cores are usually doing work in a serious os
:)
Imo it seems pretty standard
Intel mobo with mid to low end xeons
when i used to have multisocket systems, I always ran windows server versions, but that was years ago
the only multisocket systems I have now are servers, and they aren't "mine"
Yeah i may have mentioned that box of mine was a business expense
Saved me from having to commute 90 miles each way to work for a few months
Then i may have treated myself, a little
halalallalalalalallalallalal
Hai
qbit, have you used TaskCoach?
I know you <3 taskwarrior though
i haven't
but <3 me some tw :D
TaskCoach seems nice thus far
Just started with it a few minutes ago
once taskd hits .. task warrior will be the greatest of them all #therecanbeonlyone
Heh
Systemd integration?
=D
lolno
http://tasktools.org/
^ theys taskbidness
Does taskwarrior have diff'able persistent tasks?
mygod i should make node bindings for libtaskd
Hah
Do it mang
not sure what diff'able persistent tasks are
you can diff tasks tho
Taskcoach saves all tasks info in an xml
that i can diff between versions
ah
yeah
you can do that with tw
i think
for sure it has undo history for everything
http://taskwarrior.org/issues/156
yes
neat
This has a fancy wx gui though
but you can't do "task burndown.daily"
and see a wicked graph of your doings
Heh sweet
This doesn't let me track progress that nicely :/
tw also does timesheet stuff
and can merge between hosts
Hmmmm
Idk i'll try this since i'm ,already a bit into it
excellent
dxtr: yes there are both usb and pci crypto cards, almsot all are compat with *NIX (OpenSSL specifically). Just Google you lazy bastard.
+1
Dear whoever packages antlr on fedora, fuck you
< whoever packages antlr on fedora> ooh, ooh, yes please!
lteo, instead of adding antlr to your classpath on rpm install
You end up following the antlr docs
And getting javac to spit out 100 SYNTAX FUCKING ERRORS before giving up
antlr itself will return 0 and be perfectly happy even if you pass it -verbose
It's irritating :/
Sorry antlr "if( () ) {" isn't valid java bro, it never has been don't fucking generate shit like that
i get it brah. i hate it when dealing with crap wastes my time too.
"if( () ) {" there's a goatse.cx in there somewhere
brycec: I did :(
hey guys --
hi samalex
samalex: o/
lteo, I got it!
Antlr is just yet another compiler tool, with far too long an epeen to document things
sounds like all the code i write
Yeah but this code is part of like a well respected compiler tool
benDos: this is why i love that in openbsd, nothing gets committed without documentation
^
...
You just don't have software like this in base
it ends up in ports i thought?
which is pretty willy nilly about dox?
this would end up in ports, but what i mean is, the general philosophy is, if you commit stuff it better be freaking well-tested and documented.
i don't think any os has it in base
or java for that matter
Well that's kind of java
It's java but not Java (tmellison)
I still don't have a smartphone homie
anyway i'm werking :D
also there is no jdk on android :P
so what's new for everyone?
nothin much
i need to get in here way more often.
do
it's pmuch the best place on the tubez
i also need to get into some dev projects ...  the db side of things is fun but it gets old.
doit
D:
er
:D
been thinking of trying to start either a dev project for a home finance app which will help me out at home or a project tracking app to help me at work.
samalex: which db do you work with again?
MS SQL
I do some side work with MySQL, but MS SQL is what I really know
it's the one thing MS did right ... though they borked the licensing on SQL 2012 going per core instead of per processor.
for this we probably won't be moving to SQL 2012 anytime soon, nor will most of the smaller shops I konw.
i heard vmware followed the same route in their licensing model
that sucks .. i think licensing based on cpu power is nuts ... shouldn't matter.
buying a license should be per box or per CAL ... not that plus per CPU
i heard vmware went from licensing per machine to per cpu to per core to per hyperthread ;)
Yeah they should just charge you a flat fee per transaction
tis why I use open source software ... i'm a cheap bastard
but either way on the dev project I'll probably try doing it on Windows using C#... yeah not ideal but that'll help me at work more.
just need to get Windows installed on my laptop, running Win XP virtually but grabbed Win Server 2012 from Dreamspark last week.
lteo, it turns out antlr isn't shit
I just found an edge case where my input is 110% valid antlr
antlr just goes "AHURRRR IDK WHAT TO DO HERE" and can't generate valid output
silently
Rewriting my grammar one line at a time now to see where my antlr magicks happens
hawt
that reminds me of the time i rewrittedeng english grammar
once upon a time i understood almost all the rules in english grammar
nice
but after more than 10 years in the US i don't even know what grammar is anymore ;)
Does english even have a complete set of grammar rules?
you spell too well to make that claim
I thought it varied based on who you ask, what phase the moon was in, how many tweet donald trump posted in the last 32 hours
if it does.. i don't know abou tit! :D
_jb: thanks .. i think ;)
yingwen yufa feichang nan.
oh that reminds me.
jrick: you have an unfair advantage at learning Go.
orly
yeah coz you already know chinese
lol
if you know chinese anything's easy bro
hah
yay!
guys
did you konw that spain is also on the african continent?
https://maps.google.com/?ll=35.896281,-5.366821&spn=0.28535,0.587425&t=m&z=12
mind blown
hah
s/np/mp
ha
it took me waaaaay to long to see what that regex fixed
;)
It's taking me way too long to figure out how to run this class file
Been trying to figure it out for about 20 minutes now
Truly I have no idea how i'm supposed to run this class file
./
mmhmm
I've tried everything short of printing it out using it to wrap a burrito
benDos: http://i.imgur.com/X4hbx.jpg
hah thanks
Have I mentioned that I love mosh?
si
it made me wanna try it
+qbit: still want an ingress invite?
i finally have one :)
Oh obviously I had to start my class with java -cp /usr/share/java/antlr3.jar:/usr/share/java/antlr3-runtime.jar:.
Should have known....
sure!
:D
alright
pm me
qbit: You already have an invite...
truth
this one will go to another enlightened in puebs - so i have someone to work with
http://www.ingress.com/intel?latE6=38259957&lngE6=-104621133&z=13
^^^^
 sigh
someone is trying to BS me
oh well
lteo: NONSENSE! You just need to invert the phase of the DC pair before connecting it to the spectroscope, then you'll be able to overclock your computer and begin simulating the human brain. With that power, you can hack the planet!
s/the planet/nuclear lunch codes and live out your War Games dreams
lteo: NONSENSE! You just need to invert the phase of the DC pair before connecting it to the spectroscope, then you'll be able to overclock your computer and begin simulating the human brain. With that power, you can hack nuclear lunch codes and live out your War Games dreams!
qbit: afaik spain is not on the african continent, but it used to be
AND DON'T FORGET THE VEEBEE GOOEY
zod000: he was referring to a small city that is technically owned by Spain
his words were teh suck and unclear
Spain major is in Europe, but has a city in Africa
A bug in my code for the last week
qbit: stop being so terribly misleading
Was because changing id to Id TOTALLY changes how the rule is parsed
zod000: according to the map it still is :O
qbit, well if you read it on the internet :p
lol
According to the map, the free-port city of Ceuta is on Africa
that's all the Map tells me
And from what I gather, before 2011 it wasn't even part of Spain
To wikipedia!
I mean wait!
For me to edit wikipedia
Good think I added ajax code to that article to auto pull my incoming edit
guys
you can see it on the map i linked
damn that place is temperate
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/EU-Spain.svg
You mean this map? https://maps.google.com/?ll=35.896281,-5.366821&spn=0.28535,0.587425&t=m&z=12
^ and ther
Spanish territory also includes the Balearic Islands in the Mediterranean, the Canary Islands in the Atlantic Ocean off the African coast, and two autonomous cities in North Africa, Ceuta and Melilla, that border Morocco plus Alborán island, the Chafarinas islands (Islas Chafarinas), Alhucemas island and Perejil (Parsley island). Furthermore, the town of Llívia is a Spanish exclave situated inside French territory. With an area of 505,992 square kilometres (195,365 
and there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spain
Spain :: Spain ([Listen]/ˈspeɪn/ SPAYN; Spanish: España, pronounced: [esˈpaɲa] ([Image] listen)), officially the Kingdom of Spain (Spanish: Reino de España), is a sovereign state and a member of the European Union located in southwestern Europe on the Iberian Peninsula. Its mainland is bordered to the south and east by the Mediterranean Sea except for a small land boundary with the British Overseas Territory of Gibraltar, to which...
I was thinking more of the tectonic plate
it used to be on the african plate
ha
at least according to what i have read
oh man this sounds familiar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceuta_border_fence
Ceuta border fence :: The Ceuta border fence is a separation barrier between Morocco and Spain at Ceuta, a city in the North African coast. Constructed by Spain, its purpose is to stop illegal immigration and smuggling.  Morocco objected to the construction of the barrier since it does not recognize Spanish sovereignty in Ceuta.  The fence consists of parallel 3-metre (10-foot) fences topped with barbed wire, with regular watchposts and a road...
brycec, you're not that far south that you're by our fence?
benDos: it's a couple hours' drive away
but I can see it when I drive to SD
*San Diego
it's scary close :p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfyC6NJqt2o&feature=player_embedded
YouTube Animals: "Trotify In The Wild" by Trotify McTrotterson (54s), 248,630 views, 671 likes and 200 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-22T22:07:58.000Z.
best invention ever
Am I a bad person for never having the patience to listen to my gf on the phone during her lunch break?
My brain doesn't go from writing compilers to listening to gf work problems fast enough
yes, but you are in good company
Oohkay
so, who wants to guess what happens when the emergency power failover fails?
sad math kids?
corrupted root filesystems EVERYWHERE!
yay!
s/yay/poop
poop!
fuck it! we'll move to the cloud!
TO THE CLOUD!!!
lol BryceBot
in the future, everything comes in clouds
aside from the fact that my gf never has a lunch break, she's not the type to call me and babble on and on. Is that something many other women do?
Seems... really pointless.
and I hate pointlessness
nah, my gf doesn't call and babble
sometimes she makes too many short calls
for example
guk
call 1: I'm leaving work soo
call 2: I have left work
then, there's an auxillary text
Those sound like text messages...
text: I'm on the subway
^
holy shit it's pretty out
lol
trafficone: Fucking 57 degrees right now
I've never seen the word "fucking" in a weather report
brycec: Your weather programs clearly suck
clearly :(
@weather seattle, wa
Coastal Flood Advisory in effect from 8:41 am PST on November 30, 2012 until 10:00 AM PST on November 30, 2012: ...Coastal Flood Advisory now in effect until 10 am PST thismorning...* hazard...the combination of seasonal high tides and lower  atmospheric pressure involved with the current sequence of  Pacific weather systems raises the potential of minor tidal...
Seattle, WA: Overcast ☁ 54°F (12°C), Humidity: 77%, Wind: From the SSE at 4.0 MPH Gusting to 9.0 MPH, Pressure: 29.42inHg (996mb) and rising, Dewpoint: 47°F (8°C), Visibility: 10Mi (16km), UV index: 0, Rainfall today: 0.23in (6mm), Sunrise 07:36, Sunset: 16:20, Lunar phase: Waning gibbous
Friday: Rain 55°F/48°F (13°C/9°C)  |  Saturday: Rain 52°F/45°F (11°C/7°C)  |  Sunday: Rain 48°F/43°F (9°C/6°C)  |  Monday: Chance of Rain 50°F/45°F (10°C/7°C)
The average high for this date is 46°F (7°C), and the record of 57°F (13°C) was set in 1951. The average low is 36°F (2°C), and the record of 21°F (-6°C) was set in 1985
ohshit trafficone you're gonna be flooded!
jeebus BryceBot
brycec++ for incl. weather advisory
snk: I'm just changing that... gonna add -v to be verbose and include the forecast and almanac stuffs
haha
probably trim it down to just current conditions, humidity, and temp
but first, I GOTTA PEE
I am a little nervous about that costal flood advisory, considering I'm right on the water
morning.
good morning
anyone else get an abuse warning, or am i the only one so loved?
_jb: you and about 12 others
Oh man, I really hate how needing-to-pee destroys my ability to focus :(
brycec: install a foley, it helps
word
just pee your pants dude
brycec: can i get a timeframe on that data amount?
eww no _jb
_jb: you got a good source on folies
_jb: counters reset at midnight, $month 1st
brycec: i'm utterly baffled how i'd have pushed 4GB in a month via irc, without pushing files.
And _jb I wouldn't worry TOO much about it. We don't pay very close attention to data usage
.wa 1kb/s for one month
I swear I could pull up the website faster
wait where the FUCK is skunkbot, ryk?
where the FUCK is ry?
rk
ryk
(I hate my keyboard...)
@seen ryk
brycec, I last saw ryk 9 hours 59 min 22 sec ago quitting: Quit: leaving.
sorry, 5GB in a month, using only ssh/irc
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1kb%2Fs+for+one+month
(just for you, sir)
I already did :P
ok, for everyone else as well then.
what's a good way to get high as a kite and program data processors for wikipedia access logs?
trafficone: that seems... random. And since when do you get access to wikipedia access logs?
it's on AWS free dataset store
s/access/edit/
it's on AWS free dataset store
thanks for the reminder, i have to wrap up CDH4/Flume setup
IIRC, Flume is a pain in the dick
so, if you got it set up and running
_jb++
eh, everything is a pain in the dick when you have a foley
^
Hey _jb would you feel better if about your 6GB/1024?
brycec: not particularly, i'd be confused as hell how that's happening.
I have a theory that someone assumed the db stored KB but in reality it stores bytes
(db of data usage)
s/theory/hypothesis/
(db of data usage)
shutup trafficone
brycec: scientific literacy and linguistic consistancy are the cornerstones of knowledge
brycec: my real concern was that someone would be using my account illigitimately. i shoved a couple public keys on the thing for a reason, and have a decent if untyped password
^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[^[
trafficone: more control keys, please
moar escapes
^V^H^Hrm-rf\.!!\.^V`
easy for machines, hard for me. that's the right way, right?
sounds like a sex robot
trafficone, an hour from everett to downtown seattle on the bus
that sound about right to you?
jrick: did you get a wireless charger for your n4 yet?
benDos: I've never bussed to everett, but that sounds short for Everett
qbit: are they even selling those yet? I hadn't heard they were...
no - but lg has a few
like 40bones
thats what i thought
huh
one sec brb
_jb: Yeah... so someone goofed a bunch of times.
_jb: the b/w email you can safely ignore
(for the record, I didn't write the b/w counters)
(and I hate them, and loathe and despise them too...)
fuck ructf
@define ructf
No definitions found for ructf.
piroko: ?
brycec: thank you, glad to know.
brycec: aren't you within walking distance from several gun stores as well as a shooting range?
I am, as a matter of fact
not sure about the stores, but def the range
@niteye
Feb 13, 2012 12:02:29 <niteye> buy philips anyway because its good for my company
13:01 <@brycec> Oh man, I really hate how needing-to-pee destroys my ability to focus :(
+1
wow what, a message from me dated 13 deb? whats this sorcery
frb
damnit
second month
fribonacci?
niteye: what is sorcerful (?) about that? They're called LOGS
yes but who is summoningthem
fRIBOnacci
and why
lol ribo
ribo: right, it was intentinal ;)
i mean intestinal
niteye: trafficone did 11:29:24 <+trafficone> @niteye
@brycec
Oct 31, 2012 15:53:31 <brycec> :D
@niteye
Feb 23, 2012 14:23:48 <niteye> what if you are my biological father and no one knows ?
BryceBot: o/
i could do this all night
yeah, but you'd end up /ban'd
niteye: do you know about @omegle?
@omegle
Connecting to Omegle... Everything you say to Omegle_Bot (eg: Omegle_Bot: asl?) will be sent to the Omegler (e.g. asl?), everybody appears as just one person to them. To disconnect, @omegle disconnect. For more help, see @omegle help
Waiting for stranger...
hello
hello niteye
@omegle hello
...
@omegle interests
Current interests: ["openbsd"]
TIL niteye can't follow clearly written directions (WITH EXAMPLES)
i would love to see niteye converse with someone on omegle with a, *ahem*, relevant interest
i suppose i have to private message omeglebot?
niteye: no...
Omegle_Bot: Hi
^^
aah
Connected!
Common likes: openbsd
OHAI
I LIKE PENISES
Omegle_Bot: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
niteye: ^ like that
WILL SOMEONE BE MY FRIEND
Omegle_Bot: hello im young single guy
no you're a disgusting pervert, niteye
kinda figured
11:35:14  >>> brycec is at the other end of this omegle, fyi
^ proof
niteye: you have to set the correct interest to get the right person
right now the interest is:
brycec: ructf is a hacking competition going on right now
@omegle interests
Current interests: ["openbsd"]
piroko: ah, ok
looked like you were having a stroke
�omegle help
@omegle help
Quick Reference: @omegle start -- Start a chat (disconnecting the active session), @omegle stop -- Disconnect, @omegle interests [comma-delimited list] -- See current or set new interests, @omegle status -- Display current status
When connected, everything said to Omegle_Bot (Omegle_Bot: something) is passed on to the Stranger.
@omegle status
@omegle interests teens
Current interests: ["teens"]
oh right... that doesn't work :p
@troll
.troll
http://i.imgur.com/81WS7.jpg
.troll
node would be way faster if it used the ruby compiler
excellent
well you lot got boring
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Omegle_Bot:Winter is boycotting texas because of Rick Perry.
trafficone: o/
oh jebus
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lol
how am i ever supposed to get laid with a bot like that
way to cockblock niteye
niteye: I dunno... open omegle on your own computer?
good point
niteye: sex robot
how awesome would that be, a realdoll with the motoric ability and intelligence of ASIMO
maybe if you like girls with giant backpacks filled with Li-ion
or you're turned on by the sound/smell of generators
niteye: be honest, you'd settle for a punching back with the intellect of a commodore64
or if you don't mind a chick with wires coming out of her
I've seen some impressive stuff on the animatronic front, you could probably have one built for the price of a new Models S
but, who really wants a $100k sex toy, when at that price you could have a live-in prostitute
oh zod000 *sigh*
haha
actually, at that level of money, you could probably just buy stuff that attracts floozies
I actually liked that movie
trafficone: +1
I did too, zod000, but the mental image... ew
quite right on all counts trafficone
Just go to a club or somewhere with attractive women, wave around a lexan suitcase of cash and shout "I HAVE $100K. WHO WANTS TO DATE ME?"
brycec: I found the mentual image hilarious, but that was what I was going for
step 1: get lexan suitcase full of money
step 2: you'll never reach this step
brycec: nah, it's all about the game, you get a $200 club outfit w/ a skinny tie and nerd glasses
then you rent a lambo
then you circle the club thrice before paying someone to park it
and say you're a ruby programmer
^
rubies + programming = instant sack
but if that doesn't work
throw in some negging
remind them of their stepdad
"i want to enumerate your enumerators, if you know what i'm enumerating"
then ask them to come back to your lambo
bewsh
one bottle of moderately-priced champagne later, and you're banging six chick in a cheap motel
add some coke and some more drinks and you can have a regular thing going
you sound like you've done this before
lteo, that "i want to enumerate your enumerators, if you know what i'm enumerating"
It made me lolo
and i needed a lol bro
Antlr is killing my spirit
i'm glad bro
i'm always in need of lol's too
I'm not like always in need of lols
But i'm 4 or 5 hours deep into coding today with zero forward progress
s/zero/not enough/
But i'm 4 or 5 hours deep into coding today with not enough forward progress
bitches love lols
Dawg thank you
I have found that women are always interested when I am not interested or I am unavailable
taintlol
yeah
thats the truff
zod000: what's the philosophy behind that?
lteo: Veruca Salt Principle
they always want what they can't have
i just made that name up, but sounds good, right?
not as good as asscraft carrier but yeah
they can't all be winners
mcchunkie: wb
thanks trafficone!
funny how only the bots left in the netsplit
mcchunkie: o/
\o
IRC Bots Day Off
I'd watch that movie
lteo: not all the bots though ;)
brycec: yeah ibenox is not a bot, but the rest are
BryceBot wasn't invited to the party
lteo: I meant that not all of the channel's bots left. NOT that all that left were bots
right. the hardworking bots stayed behind
anyone knows how a shell function can get access to the script that called it?
i mean the script's name
lteo: so they can reap their theoretical rewards in the bot afterlife
because within a shell function, $0 becomes the name of the function, not the name of the script anymore
if you get the parent PID, getting the process name should be a sanp
bro you smart
CALLINGSCRIPT=$(echo /proc/$PPID/cmdline)
There's a haskell problem on this ctf
basically it's a huge nasty algorithm that does something, and you have to reverse it
Like, reverse what it's doing. You have the source code
CALLINGSCRIPT=$(ps -o command -p $PPID | tail -n 1)
lol i just did something similar
trafficone: thanks
lol
piroko, objdump all the things?
Jesus
when did it become 2:30
lteo: isn't that $_ in bash?
oh nvm that's something else
I'm so close to being able to parse expressions again
cd 3
what the actual fuck?
that wasn't even the command I wanted to enter
with alcohol?
brycec: that's an idea
hahahahha
It's the #1 method in use today
and yesterday
and the day before...
but not tomorrow
I'm cursing at my computer so much today
Because it slept with your gf?
Or... didn't you know?
Because antlr refuses to give sane error messages
Well to be fair, they can't even spell
in C, can you overload functions, or do I just need to do (void * passbyref) and figure out the type in the function?
trafficone: no
no
"Hey you did something so i had disable two code paths good luck figuring out which one i disabled even though you ran with me with -verbose, fag"
Is how it sounds, to me
lteo: http://www.karolinagames.com/horatio/show.php?id=cfc9dc92d4cc
cd 3
cd 3
cd 3
cd 3
cd COMBOBREAKER
do you have folders named 1, 2, and 3 or something?
Just three.
i want some sushi
+1
cd sushi
rm -f *
cat sushi/* > /dev/mouth
(╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻
cat cat > /dev/mouth
twss!
wat
mcchunkie: no
Sorry: "cat cat > /dev/mouth"
i'm cat cat. you dog dog?
:q
HOLY SHIT I SEE UNICODE NOW
wew
@lod
ಠ_ಠ
@loc
۞_۞
piroko: do you see those yet?
I see block underscore block
so you don't see ALL unicode yet :P
:(
Is it my font?
*shrug*
Never gotten them to work in my urxvt
But they Just Work(tm) on a mac
wow i really want to smoke something strong now
What are they supposed to look like?
Titanium?
whoever said coding standards don't matter is a total idiot
qbit: nope
heh
k
qbit: That miike snow remix is awesome
(╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻
Sparkfun just emailed me to say they have RPi's in stock again!
I just got mine finally
think they're starting to catch up on orders/production
My friend has one
(finally)
Says it is terrrrrible when not plugged in
i'm tempted to buy two.... but maybe just 1 for now is enough
benDos: not plugged in... so as a lightweight paperweight?
need to buy an SD card for mine.. it's in paperweight status till then
doesn't it have a battery?
no
ext. power only
(which it also doesn't come with btw)
either via clip-on (bypasses protection) or mini-usb port
(or is it micro, i think)
micro
think I can power it off one of my phone charchers
*chargers
Imma use my N7 charger
since it can do 2A
I have 2 rasberry pis
whore...
1 256, 1 512
oh ok then
In fact, I'm on the 512 right now lol
It's my ssh gateway/irc client
Damn this looks neat https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11395
what the shit
yes it does
woah
neat: yes, good and worth buying: not really...
I don't like that it depends on their servers to do shit, and it's not a real SD card (looks like it just uses power from the pins)
every time I hear C-like language, I die a little inside
^
You know, Javascript is a C-like language....
NODEALLTHETHINGS!
which is somewhat C like
or is Go hacking jrick ?
C-like language: public static void main(int argc, char *argv[])
C is a C-like language
C-like language: We use curly-braces for logic, parenthesis for grouping, and square braces for arrays
guys
Oh and support // and /**/ comments
I made a window with a button in gtk on windows with go
jrick: how complexicated was it?
HAHA ANTLR YOU FUCKER YOU
(1+3) should not parse as (1 then a lit int of +3
the program, not too bad. the build environment took like 6 hours to set up
-- is the worst comment syntax devised
I like my decrement unary operator, thank you!
brycec: mwahaha I was already -v
jrick: do Go programs in winders allow you to access the registry?
haven't tried
also wonder about starting something as a service
I just need a gui to send some stuff over uart
commands for our robot and stuff
hawt
but pretty much anything should be possible with cgo
Ok guys I'll be back later
I put 7 hours into antlr today and am no closer to getting it to work
Hoorayu
anyone here speak Cisco ACL?
lwhalen_: brycec on #devious says: Yes, I do have root. Thank you for asking.
...wat
you're hot and your cold, you're yes then you're no, your in then you're out
i'm watching katy perry, part of me, that tour movie
lwhalen_: geez I have no idea... that !tell is so old
Oct 24th
18:00 ::: lwhalen_ [~law@static-71-248-169-90.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: Got Root?]
18:00 <@brycec> !tell lwhalen_ Yes, I do have root. Thank you for asking.
18:00 >>+zdo<< brycec: I'll tell lwhalen_ next time they speak.
18:01  >>> dbtid haz r00t t00
jrick: why Go vs Python?
because i don't know python
ahh ok
oh, and python SUCKS
srsly you have to use indentation?
Python is super easycakes. Seemed like it would be quicker/easier for what you've described
noway
dbtid: I do miss the option to use things like {}. The lack thereof make it less readable.
should use ruby
*runs*
oooh new Pushover features!
qbit and anyone else that cares ^
:O
wooo per sound!
this is also the first time I've received an OTA update :) (previously had just sideloaded updates)
:O and an ingress update!
soo got back from looking at the new place i think im going to rend
**rent
and it has a place that I can use to put all my "servers" :D
My current apt has that - It's called a "closet" :P
(specifically, in the second bedroom)
this is a basement
ooooh
ahhhhh
that has an area that is framed in
it just needs to be walled and get a door for it
kusuriya: what happened to CO?
brycec: im still kinda looking but im not finding jobs there really
they want me to actually be in CO
before they will give me a glance
didn't you actually want to be in CO? :P
ah
im indifferent to where i live honestly
http://gifsound.com/?gif=http://i.imgur.com/2x9Uz.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43dE6fiTTSU&start=167
sigh
does not
*python does not
as long as you use it for for its specific use case
I have no idea what to do today
learn go
man this day just doesn't wanna end
if only there were more jobs in go :(
so
snow sucks
it took me an hour to go home
I go to the bus stop to take the 12 bus
that's what she said!
yes
yes it is
you shuttup and gimme your shnow!
sbiw
snow
ha
phew
and 2 8s come within 6 mins of each other (instead of the usual 30 min interval)
so I get on the 2nd 8, and ask if like, the 12 is coming at all
driver is really pissed off and is like, lady, we are so behind it is not even funny
me: :(
so I get off at one of the main express stops since they have signs showing when the next bus arrives
apparently I had 15 mins to wait
then it was like windows copy
in that the wait time went up
I arrived there at :47
my bus didn't arrive until :17
what the fuck
luckily I had enough sense to go into a building and wait like 15 mins
I was outside for another 15-20 mins
my toes were so cold
how much snow is there?
only like an inch
but it's -4C
and the snow is sticking
and it was still snowing, and the middle of the day, so no snow plows
everyone is going really really slow
yeah
worst part, cold enough that the snow is starting to melt due to cars, and freeze on teh roads because cars avoid more than one lane
sharvey: It's 60 degrees here
:(
it's probably like, 22F here?
.weather n2l3g1
Special Weather Statement in effect from  until : Special Weather Statement issued by Environment Canada at 3:44 PM ESTFriday 30 November 2012.---------------------------------------------------------------------Special Weather Statement for:=new= City of Toronto=new= City of Hamilton=new= Halton -...
Kitchener, Ontario: Light Snow ❄ 22°F (-5°C), Humidity: 100%, Wind: From the South at 9.6 MPH, Pressure: 30.36inHg (1028mb) and falling, Dewpoint: 22°F (-6°C), Feels like 12°F (-11°C), Visibility: 6Mi (9km), UV index: 0, Rainfall today: 0.07in (2mm), Sunrise 07:34, Sunset: 16:47, Lunar phase: Waning gibbous
Friday: Chance of Snow 30°F/28°F (-1°C/-2°C)  |  Saturday: Chance of Snow 39°F/41°F (4°C/5°C)  |  Sunday: Rain 52°F/39°F (11°C/4°C)  |  Monday: Chance of Rain 52°F/50°F (11°C/10°C)
The average high for this date is 37°F (2°C), and the average low is 27°F (-2°C)
we have a special weather statement?
woah
the fuck
it's going to be warm on monday?
whoa
fuck you canada weather
also sunday apparently
darn
i'm not sure if i'll survive if i ever visit canada in winter ;)
http://www.standalone-sysadmin.com/blog/2012/11/well-this-is-embarrassing/
heh
TIMESPEC_TO_TIMEVAL WHERE YOU COME FROM?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M50wnj5Se4g
YouTube Comedy: "how to eat a corn in 10 seconds" by MiniChocolatMawwi (23s), 199,233 views, 1,340 likes and 63 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-27T01:50:23.000Z.
whoa awesome sprunge.us link
http://sprunge.us/LINK
i win
http://i.imgur.com/DYGNe.jpg
yes
yes
haha love this new landlord "Well I dont have the key to the padlock on the back door of the garage, i suppose if you have a dremel you could make short work of it when you move in. honestly this was my pearents old house so if you find any old rusty padlocks that we dont have keys to dremel that fucker"
lol @ lwhalen's link. I never realized people screwed that up
qbit: I don't get it... how do popsicles = scars?
btw qbit I win http://sprunge.us/COCK
I'm afraid what I'll find...
it's SFW
brycec: did you really get that one?
or did you go to it?
cuz i legit got LINK
i went to it, was guessing at 'em
fine... you win
\o/
\o/
mosh Y U REDEFINE htobe64!
because YOURMOM IS BIG ENDIAN
tell openbsd how to be ambiendian with mosh
kthx
You mean ruby?
But yeah
also - if you have ever eaten that quantity of those popsicles .. you will know the terror that is the plastic
the frozen hfcs?
I've got a whole big box of 'em qbit.
The question is... Why are you eating the plastic?
I used to keep a box on the window still outside my dorm
benDos: and they stayed frozen there? :p
brycec: because it's tasty?
Yup
man NY is cooold
cuz you end up playing xbox with the plastic hanging out of your mouth
whilst sucking the delish juice out of it
brycec, http://binged.it/Qw6sfv
http://binged.it/Qw6sfv -> http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&cp=42.945453~-77.176563&lvl=6&dir=0&sty=b&where1=Oswego, NY&form=LMLTCC
then.. your touhg snags
I'm up north
My dorm at the time was about 40 ft from lake ontario
TIL qbit fails at popsicles
Yeah
brycec: are yours otter pops?
i think so
90% certain they're Otter brand
kyl: http://rubyjs.org/
lols
benDos: click buy! :D
that made me lololol
i have been
they even include rubyjs on their page so you can try it by opening your console
that is cool tbh
If you have a site for a programming language
implement it in js and let me try your language in my console
yeah
but buying a license?
sobad
New sets for macppc!
:o
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/11/how-four-microsoft-engineers-proved-copy-protection-would-fail/
lol
so, about the retina displays we were talking about yesterday� http://apple.slashdot.org/story/12/11/30/2010203/ask-slashdot-good-linux-desktop-environment-for-hi-defretina-displays
brb
hello
hello
I just noticed that we have some old keys in our keyboards
Pause, for instance.
ohai
pause is useful
scroll lock too, for those systems that support it
sysrq is supposed to be pretty useful too, but sometimes Linux crash so badly it won't accept my commands
scroll lock
haha
I suppose this is similar to c-s in bash, right?
no...
scroll lock is how you scroll back/up/down on BSD terminals
like shift+pgup/dn on lunix
we use sysrq all the time in the csc office
in fact, we paste it on the top of the monitors
because X fucks up too often
r-e-i-s-u-b :P
interesting, brycec
<3 sysrq
yeah
busier
haehuhae
maybe I was pressing the wrong combination
wikipedia says it's only alt+sysrq+stuff
says _what_ is only alt+sysrq etc?
invoking the sequences
for example, alt+sysrq+b to reboot
right. Did someone say otherwise?
I thought it was otherwise. I learned about it a long time ago.
I thought shift was needed too.
evening gents
evening, gents
rather
s/$dan //
rather
damnit I fail
mmmm 6-disk zpool, 2TB each
sooo fast
and sooo much raw storage
can't wait to move my current NAS' drives over, 10x 2TB drives mwuhahaha
2TB drives are reliable now?
thanks for the reminder, i need a small NAS type thing for home.
I've been running a 4x Hitachi 2TB drives for a few years now without a hiccup (knock on wood)
In fact, I haven't heard anything about unreliable 2TB drives
i work for a very conservative ops org
we hammer the living hell out of drives.
our fail rate for drives is about 5 to 7 a week, on average
admittedly, that's about 1-2% per month. but, still higher than i want
using pretty standard 250GB ESATA drives. the HDFS cluster has 1TB drives as standard. I lose about 2 every year over the entire cluster.
cluster is pretty small. 14 individual machines.
so, yeah, i ask out of curiosity :)
well this NAS is doing geom_raid5 and has been on and running pretty much nonstop for at least 3 years continuous. Maybe not hammered, but no rest just the same.
raspbmc is the least stable thing i have ever used
lol
nice
don't run raspbmc
lol
b-b-b-but... I want to
RPi popping up all over
it's like "ima forget your settings! - ALL THE DAMN TIME!"
qbit: problems solved http://bendyworks.com/geekville/lab_projects/2012/11/getting-plan-9-running-on-the-raspberry-pi
also for kyl ^ if he ever gets an RPi
@rms
Richard Stallman says: People so often think that they can go East by heading North — but such schemes are much less reliable than they think. Most of the time, if you head North, you wind up somewhere more or less to the North, whether you wanted to or not.
@tdr
Theo de Raadt says: the kernel is a harsh mistress
@vin
The movie "Angels in the Outfield" was loosely based on the colonoscopy that Vin Diesel underwent as a child.
D:
waste of money if you ask me :o
Moar benchmarks! http://sprunge.us/HDXb
New packages for amd64!