Lold
[FBI]: brycec has drugs
[FBI]: brycec hates america
good ones
i'll share
#DEVIOUS IS JUST LIKE THE WIRE
[FBI]: brycec wants to blow stuff up
OMAR COME'N
fuck
kassim mohammed lets scram
strings might get pinged more often than cook with a nick like that
brycec: i need some drugs for my party
omg i can't find this song!
So i haven't been able to log into my power companies site for 3 days now
And my bill was due last week
kusuriya: no probs, meet me at 400 Broad Street
can we do it at pike and pine
i have some christmas shopping i need to do
sure but only since we can do it in one of the basement levels that are practically empty
or we could just do it at 516 third
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6CH60RwK-I#t=7m38s
YouTube Entertainment: "LG211 complete 2x11" by dacaria (43m 58s), 13,728 views, 44 likes and 0 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-04-16T20:42:42.000Z.
^^^^
song
can't find
no one woud think of catching us there
oh lol
it's in the comments
qbit fails
"Right Before Ya" by Canadian rapper Michael Boland.
qbit likes Lost Girl, eh?
qbit, did you watch those two youtubes yet?
Key & Peele?
kusuriya: yeah sounds legit, we'll do it there
just remember no guns they use metal detectors
not yet
we could always just merge the two kusuriya, 516 broad st
i need to clean up my subreddit subs
but keep your subreddit doms dirty
doms
awesome - now i can't find the song
:D
brycec: you want to do it outside the duck depot next to the mcdonalds?
thats kinda kinky
kusuriya: I figured an amphibious tour would be a good place to make the deal
and learn some history
true i did hear they are fun
wow when did gmaps add an Isometric 3d view
piroko: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZKt6bvgcsS4Bzve8k36FZNmAYrwt8QrSn-wztNpOkhU/preview?sle=true
kyl: ^^
long time ago bro
brycec: okay we will do it at 2401 4th Avenue #300
im sure popcap games wont notice
i'll dress as a plant, you dress as a zombie, and we'll fit right in
guys
lightnin' hopkins is > *
nbdjs
oh god
i just realized why i keep getting so many endorcements on link'd in from people i have no idea who are :D
it's really fun!
does soandso know about "Data Center"?
haha
qbit, why?
github?
wat
the endorsements on linkedin?
yesh
er
no not github
just cuz you are the only person i know that talks aobu tit with authority :D ( valid authority or not :D ) o/
Heh
thanks :)
anyone ever encrypt a file with gpg over a | ssh to another host?
I've done gpg over sshfs?
negatron
so you're doing wut?
passing gpg's stdout to ssh's stdin?
gpg -c somefile.awesome --output - | ssh host 'cat < somefile.awesome'
or something
guess i could cat the raw file on host a and gpg on host b
You could output to a normal file and scp
That's what i would do
needs to be encrypted before it hits the disk on host b
Right
gpg to a local file
then scp the encrypted file over
All good?
and host a doesn't have enough disk to encrypt it
sshfs!
openbsd
:P
Um
sshfs?
openbsd :P
you don't get that on openbsd?
no fuse
^
I thought there was some wrapper lib that let you use fuse stuff on obsd
Man
you guys keep giving me reasons to not bother with obsd
fuse is like the sexiest shit evar.
hackup or put up brah
fuse is a meh idea to start if you need performance
but no one is stopping you from porting it
If you need performance you use in kernel file systems
Or use a fuse fs with a same vfs
sane*&
or just not incur extra overhead ;)
and not use FUSE
or man up and use pipes :D
but im sure fuse is on some ones roadmap for security reasons
the team is just kinda tiny
pipes are nice and all
but doesn't really handle endian issues for you etc
Whatever fuse makes my life easier I <3 it fully knowning it isn't as fast as ext4
lteo, told me about something netbsd had a while ago like fuse
which i thought was fuse drop in compatible
also i could just do nfs
http://www.dss.mil/about_dss/news/20121116.html
er
http://www.netbsd.org/docs/puffs/
that's kew
i run openbsd :D
don't you have librefuse in ports?
dragonfly uses librefuse for fancy fuse stuffs
negatron
Well
At least you're secure
:p
i don't even run it for the security
i run it because it is lacking in so many way
obsd?
it needs love and has plenty of places to give it love
ya
So why obsd over l4 or something?
Idk man
Linux has stuff that makes my life easier
i have a softspot for bsd
and open has the most complete toolset in base
and doesn't require things like ... wpa-supplicant
or other super shitty tools
or what was that super shitty wrapper for windows wireless drivers that linux uses?
ndiswrapper
yyyeaaahhh
fuck that shit
its not just wireless
any network device or modem :)
I need focus follows mouse in windows
and a better window manager
qbit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FkF_XpA5P48#!
YouTube Music: "Professor Elemental  -  I'm British" by iammoog (3m 19s), 23,819 views, 790 likes and 9 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-27T10:03:44.000Z.
yes
i say sir, i shall aquire myself a pair of those specticals
yes
yes sir
qbit: you haz ingress invites yet?
woman gets first dibs tho
pft
no invites
:'(
bros before hoes
haha
hobros before brohos
jrick: sometimes #invites ( not on freenode ) has programming things you can do to get invites
got my 4.2.1 update fo the n7 lastnight
nothing on the n4 yet
I got 4.2.1 OTA yesterday afternoon
o/
:O
so now I have my december back
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-lh6mGmce2Hs/ULWFTfqTpHI/AAAAAAAADk8/Xmn7FZ5y9WI/s500/l.php.gif
jrick: #invites has random trivia as well for invites
I've received 3 invites total so far. One for me, one for my wife, and one for my brother in law
aw
eh I'll just wait
I need to spend more time on my classes anyways
i am signed up
and i haven't even played yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWHoeElu4Gk
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out cold
:( Some guy took out all my resonators in DC
I hope he got frostbite
he didnt and you know he didnt
where does one get an invite?
trafficone: irc.irchighway.net #invites
Hang out in there. There is trivia and hacking challenges a few times a day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNgFouiW-8c
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jrick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0CjBROVfTPM#t=2s
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brycec, what kind of interface do you use to admin BryceBot?
benDos: I PM it
benDossBot's plugin management on when deps get funny isn't fun
I grab the stdout/err but for the sake of not polluting the console I don't just dump that
You have to use the cli to ask it for a plugin's stderr or out
It's not very nice.
http://youtu.be/Bpnu1DUpNbY
YouTube News: "Bill O'Reilly Dissects Gangnam Style. 'He's Doing The Pony' & 'Little Fat Guy From Yongyang'" by Hansel Hansely (5m 6s), 302 views, 3 likes and 36 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-28T05:31:44.000Z.
kusuriya: lol what the fuck is this skrillex shit
how does this guy have a news show?
piroko: well i always wondered what language skirllex spoke now i know, machine
trafficone: im not sure
but dear god i just have no words for this
til kusuriya just watches youtube at work all dat
*day
kyl: i multitask all day
(╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻
and reddit
i multitask
you know how ops is mang
i multitask
i multitask all
i multitask all day
when i was in ops
it was still just called sysadminning
kyl: bro i multitask all day
aw, where's the pun in that?
haha, mcchunkie likes kyl
snk: bro well la-de-fucking-da
err
that's cool
:p
kyl: pft there is no adminig to be done at my level
maybe im just better than you at computers
I nearly lost it at "It's the same as gettin' high"
damn high-getters
trafficone: i dont know how he still has a show
magnets and shit
^ truth
magnets!
potato
MOTHEROFGOD
wish i could remember why i hilighted that
because its magnets!
qbit: Portal2?
brycec: it predates the potato ARG
but good thinking
Portal 2: always relevant
orly? That's when I remember qbit becoming obsessed with potatos
shrug
dunno how to check for when i added it
http://open.spotify.com/track/6TI5U4qMAamSz3nNUzVX2L
that one is epic
qbit: you're like the only human in my G+ feed
haha
tons of people have been using g+ in the last few days
i think because of the facebook privacy bidness
I'm using it more and more
because twitter is pissing me off
killing 3rd party apps and all
qbit, a bunch of hci masters people were being suuuper hipster about g+ the other day
wat really?
lol, they went craigslist
i auway suse the app
"Wouldn't it be funny if we all switches to g+" devaluing fb with people leaving etc
qbit: twitter is putting unreasonable restrictions on 3rd party apps just so users will move to their official one
for ad revenue and stuff
well poopieonthem
hhhhhhhh:
mygod
:D
chaphop is fantasical
I think we could make a drinking game revolving around qbit saying some varation of "mygod"
wouldn't last long as we'd get too hammered
haha
would take like 4 days
how about drink every time qbit mashes two words together, finish the glass if he says "mygod" and take a shot every time he slurs/typos
sales are open for the Nexus4 again
sipping in 8 - 9 weeks
trafficone: i'm game
kusuriya: hahaha that sucks. I feel very lucky to have mine
zod000: except now qbit knows the rules and so he can throw the game
^
getreadytogetsmashmammered!
piroko: im not really worried about it :P
trafficone: people know how most games work, qbit has a beard and thus, honor
i only have a CDMA pwn
kusuriya: I was really eager to leave verizon
i still have around a year left on my contract
and i want to port my number
I ported my number and I'm taking the ETF since it'll still be cheaper
mine i dont think it will be
i need to have a reaplacement before I bother
someone took the liberty of commenting out my doctypes on a production web app
i shall kill this someone
man i want to get into archery
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/13xlf6/worlds_fastest_archer_reinventing_the_fastest/
I AINT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM ZOD000
but seriously, i just wasted way too much time finding that doctype
serves me right for now just doing a full unified diff
s/now/not/
serves me right for not just doing a full unified diff
is this a bad place to get feedback on a project i've been working on
like will anyone get upset if i post a url :d
hhhhhhhh: we post urls all the time
but if your project is shit, we'll tell it to your face
and mock you openly
but don't worry
i've not been here in like
a year
but http://87.117.225.142/flea.html
I don't know enough lua to know how you'd do this voodoo without flea, but if this is the simple version... I don't think I like lua anymore
s/l/r/
I don't know enough rua to know how you'd do this voodoo without frea, but if this is the simpre version... I don't think I rike rua anymore
i am starting to think that encrypting my android devices is more of a pita
s/l/r/
i am starting to think that encrypting my android devices is more of a pita
huh
trafficone what's wrong with it
damn
which reminds me
hhhhhhhh: nothing wrong with it, it's just hard to follow what's happening
i need to add sessions to my go webapp framework
but, like I said, IDK lua
replace then with { and end with } and pretend it's c
what do I replace function with?
function( ... ) {
int foo ()
okay, that makes more sense
okay, I've almost got my head around this, but for the first example, aren't you implicitly storing a running get(request) in memory  for as long as the app is open for each user?
I just destroyed my verizon SIM card and it made me sad :(
since when does verizon use sim cards?  verizon is CDMA not GSM, right?
^^^
dbtid: maybe that's why he's sad
piroko: what voodoo is this?
Verizon uses sim cards for their lte
Two separate radios. One for cdma, one for lte
The lte on requires a sim card
ah ok
is it a gsm sim?  or something totally different?
It's the same form factor
Micro sim
but not for gsm tech
Right
Destroying inanimate objects makes me sad :(
interasting
trafficone: there is the overhead of a function call to get( request ) while someone is making a request
but it's not going to stick around after they disconnect
if it's HTTP, don't they disconnect after the GET response?
yes
that's why it should send a man to your door
to forcibly require you to reget
trafficone, depends if it's a browser
piroko: how do you handle taking a dump, then?
dbtid: It's a fucking mess dude
rofl
i bet you're heartbroken every time, too
he cries after every dump?
apparently
13:36:43 <+piroko> Destroying inanimate objects makes me sad :(
the dump of sorrows
Yes
rectal despair
turds of tears
ok i'm done
I'll give you a dickens of a time!
hmm that was an intersting experience, my freinds wife dropped her iPhone and shattered the face
dbtid: my turd is an animate object though
apperently that is covered under warrenty without apple care
ROFL
kusuriya: i bet it depends on the apple genius you get
lteo: better watch out for those
friend and i went to the apple store separately to get our under-warranty macbooks repaired for similar issues. she gets a brand new macbook as a replacement; i get the "that's not covered under warranty bro" treatment
lteo: my buddy says you have to wear a FreeBSD shirt
an OpenBSD shirt may get you some rough handling but better treatment
he apperently gets blowjobs all the way around when he goes to the mac store with his free BSD polo
lteo: if you had boobs you'd do better
kusuriya: interdasting. maybe i should show up in my openbsd hackathon shirt next time
but lteo my experience is more like youres thats why I dont bother with mac anymore
lteo: wear a black turtleneck
zod000: i'm pretty sure those could be two valid reasons
**yours
where my Lenovo experience has been
"wait you ran your laptop over, we will have it fixed in 2 - 3 days, have to wait for parts from california"
<3 my x220
<3 my x230
my GF loves my t520
i cant pry it out of her hands to even do upgrades
<3 my mbp
err
>.>
i had to bump her to 16 gigs of ram :D
twss
Added funny: "i had to bump her to 16 gigs of ram :D"
heh
it messed up one of her games though
the game went WTF 16 gb of ram, what kind of sourcery is this!
so we had to fiddle with it
what's the name of the third party VNC software that can make the Mac accessible by *nix systems over VNC?
goddamnit nexus4 - use my location for camera!
s/nex/an/
goddamnit anus4 - use my location for camera!
one of my coworkers today
god damn
i wanted to ravish her on the spot
curse her and her sexy dress
lteo: tightvnc
s/vnc/pussy/
lteo: tightpussy
i bet thats what my coworker has
not creepy at all
^
am i still here
doesn't seem like it
bah
typidal of the belgian mirrors to go down just when i want to install stuff
no wait im retarded
lteo: what are you talking about? Mac's have a built-in VNC server
brycec: but afaik it only allows mac's vnc clients to connect. i would be happy to be long. i mean wrong
System Preferences -> Sharing -> Remote Desktop
ha, works for me from my ubuntu
work laptop
(damnit usb/ps2 thingy)
which client do you use in ubuntu?
qbit: ^
g*vnc*, lemme look
http://interviews.slashdot.org/story/12/11/28/049240/ask-richard-stallman-anything
inb4 toenail questions
lol
lteo: gvncviewer
prints "Got credential request for 2 credential(s)" to the console then pops up asking for username+password
i have remmina in debian, it supports VNC, windows rdp, and also allows you to set up a vnc through ssh tunnel in the settings (without needing to run a separate shell window open to keep the tunnel up)
aw that time she really died
brycec: what it neglected to tell you was it was I who received the credentials
no big deal, it's just a mac
a big mac?
and everybody knows a mac can't really do anything, it's just a hobby computer
no professional would use a computer without serial ports
<.<
>.>
damnit KDE... the more I use you, the less I loathe and hate you
zod000++
I just keep my UARTs on the inside
every once in a while, i need to take a break and get in touch with my inner UART
wait, wat
you know you're lteo when:
$ mkdir poop
mkdir: poop: File exists
Nope, I'm god. *whew*
*good
brycec has a good complex
:)
lold
lold
i wonder if there's a gvncviewer in openbsd ports tree
lteo: is there gtk-vnc?
gnvcviewer is just a PyGTK frontend for it
lteo: in fact gtk-vnc looks like it's in packages
http://www.openbsd.org/4.4_packages/amd64/gtk-vnc-0.3.6p1.tgz-long.html
4.4
lal
heh yeah I saw that
it felt more credible with the age
kusuriya: http://open.spotify.com/artist/0ilsDGmlSM7nHPJgbOX0A9
wow i didnt realize powershell uses HTTP post/postback
brycec: sadly it's not in latest
for its remote powershell crap
we lost strings
dear god no
I saw an android "hacker" keyboard layout
but it requires you go into a symbols mode for things like & and *
Wtf that's no hacker keyboard.
& and ^ for the bit hackers.
guys
guys guys'
a REAL hacker keyboard only has two keys
0 and 1
sheesh, you noobs
and enter
snk, you mean one key
the any key.
s/two keys/one toggle/
the any key.
That you either press or dont press at 1ghz
heh, true :D
thats how i win the racing games in mario party 5
We're both wrong actually
Hacker keyboards only need ( and )
no, they only need a toggle to switch between HIGH and LOW
no, they only need butterflies
make sure to sync with the clock rate on the chip
they need "hacking teh gibson" and "not hacking teh gibson" buttons
the just need a port installed in the brain stem
they need to find a way to instain hackers
stain
lal
Can't i just give my keyboard some uml and get an elf back already?
It's 2012.
brycec: gvncviewer sorta worked. i got to a big blank screen with the lion "galaxy" background
congrats
maybe it's waiting for the user to allow sharing or some crap?
that's further than i ever got with the other tools
either way, sounds like the VNC side is up and running
just waiting for the server to do something interesting
i think it might be spectrwm-incompatible
what do you mean? the viewer?
yeah
there's no mouse pointer
oh wait!
it works fine in awesome
it's showing two screens. and it's kinda squashed
brycec: http://lteo.net/stuff/oof.png
looks good, yep
under settings is "scale"
hence the squish
and the distortion is becaues you're tiling bro
hm without scale it just shows part of the left screen
right - were you expecting something different?
i.e. zoom, unzoom... 1 or 0
LIFE IS BOOLEAN
allyallfuckers listen to dan auerbach
right meow
lol oh dxtr WHAT HAVE YOU DONE http://www.svd.se/naringsliv/nyheter/sverige/monsterorder-stoppade-borsen_7708362.svd
wait, where is dxtr
@seen dxtr
brycec, I last saw dxtr 6 hours 8 min 49 sec ago quitting: Quit: leaving.
!tell dxtr WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? http://www.svd.se/naringsliv/nyheter/sverige/monsterorder-stoppade-borsen_7708362.svd
brycec: I'll tell dxtr next time they speak.
eest: should be aware too
brycec: you can read that?
http://www.mailvelope.com/
this scares the everloving shit out of me: http://openpgpjs.org/
because it's a .org site?
yes
which everyone knows are organ-harvesting sites
I always mentally append a "y" to .org sites
++
lefty: and then giggle like a schoolgirl?
lol i just tried moving the mouse in my vncviewer screenshot and wondered why nothing worked
heh
kyl: I'm always giggling like a schoolgirl
oh, fair enough
http://open.spotify.com/artist/7lGyDgJJYSgOd9R5T4Cwe4
http://youtu.be/Pj2WKny3eZE
YouTube Comedy: "Things that suck about New York" by maddoxaom (5m 1s), 147,268 views, 3,007 likes and 92 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-09-27T15:13:07.000Z.
benDos: http://devio.us/~kylezoa/
http://devio.us/~kylezoa/pr0n/ kylezoa stop hiding your pr0n
kusuriya: fine i'll open up my stash.
http://devio.us/~kusuriya/pr0n/
my stash is open
NSFW hot ascii action
TWSS!
giggity
so hawt http://devio.us/~kusuriya/pr0n/hotbewbs.txt
scumbag gpg
omg kylezoa o/
sup
cheelllin
you?
finishing up a chem lab
s/chem lab/making meth/
finishing up a making meth
!
meth is relatively easy to synthesize
qbit: lol
come to think of it, most organic chemicals in that class are
caffiene extracts are easymode
benDos: I hope that that is all you need to ease your curiosity.
in ruby, if i have:
def foo
  puts "bleh"
end
is foo() considered a function or a method?
you can boil the grounds and get the caffiene and other stuff into solution
then you can just separate the alkaloids out via an organic solvent
lteo: bro i thought function and method were synonymous in ruby land
then just evap out the organic solvent
you'll get some other stuff too, but it's all good
snk: i dunno, i never got that deep into ruby to know that, but that's good to know
trafficone: you did that in ochem?
kylezoa: yeah
also extracted tannins from tea
synthesized tea tree oil
extracted nutmeg essential oil
eest: of course I can. It's the internet, I can read 100+ languages
one million epeen points to the person who figures out how to encrypt a file over a pipe using ssh and gpg
trafficone: i'll look forward to that in a couple years then
made some acid out of a phenol or something like that
I don't remember all the labs
heh
I'm not sure I'll be taking ochem actually...
jk, I haveto
I was surprised I did, it was just out of nowhere it was like "TAKE CHEM"
ochem is a buttload of fun, though
lots of MSDS and carcinogens
as for me, chem hurt my butt
wew!
lol our chemicals in AP Chem are too diluted to give a shit about MSDS
cat file | gpg -c - | ssh host 'cat > newfile.gpg'
enlightened or resistance?
E
:D
qbit: duh... I thought that had been suggested long, long ago
R
trafficone: i joined when E was waaaaaay behind
but now they are in th elead
so .. maybe underdogum
qbit: THOSE EPEEN POINTS ARE benDos'
09:41 <+benDos> passing gpg's stdout to ssh's stdin?
well, it seems that nanaimocorp.com or whatever is totally PRO R
brycec: negatron
cuz up until now i was using --output
qbit: But the logs do not lie
which .. despite it's name
is not output
qbit: benDos provided the solution, you just implemented it wrong
i already had that solution
hence my asking exactly about that solution :P
so what you're saying is that you're a colossal failure.
with a huge epeen
ew! you guys are sick!
hawt
aw, where's the pun in that?
mcchunkie: no
Sorry: "hawt"
mcchunkie: no
Sorry: "hawt"
;D
i get it. mine is never hawt.
SUNDAY I WILL EAT A NANAIMO BAR AND A POUTINE IN AMERICA
hawt
trafficone: mmmmm nanaimo
and poutine
ur jelly
but not together because that sounds bad
brycec: I've seen nanaimo bars on poutine
in your nightmares probably
LoadingReadyRun had some thing where they did it
it was nasty-ass poutine
I'm not someone that's anti-"savoury+sweet", afterall Skyline Chili is delish (they add chocolate), but it's about moderation.
Some fucking retard coworker of mine just came in here and said "OSX sucks because it doesn't have aptitude"
add a pinch of chocolate, etc
It took all of my self control not to call him a whole bunch of explitives
piroko: "you suck because you have no aptitude."
pherricoxide: wb
wb pherricoxide
good work
lteo: don't worry, it was just his shitty dsl
phew
I cannot wait for December...
wb mwheeler
apparently I have the touch-of-death
sweet!
qbit, what'd you end up doing for the gpg -> ssh thinger?
that above  cmd
cat file | gpg -c - | ssh host 'cat > newfile.gpg'
Neat
brycec: WHat's happening in december?
Christmas.
piroko: end of this no-shave-ness
but qbit, your prostate!
twss
Added funny: "but qbit, your prostate!"
going for a lincoln look
no alaskan whaler look?
i haven't disconnected the burns yet
so it still looks pretty whaler
my kneck beard grows like 3x faster than my beard beard.. so i gotta tease it into shape
what the hell is wrong with puebs, qbit? why is it so warm there?
srs
55/13 right now
(NWS says it's 61)
was almsot 70 earlier
whut
you were just getting snow, and now? bet it's all gone
how can it be 70 anywhere now
oh the snow didn't last for more than a few hours :P
lteo: it's 81 here
it's 15.3 here
aw poor qbit
according to my majobber
TIL qbit's majobber is metric
i only use metric for temps
well at least pueblo gets cold at night - was 22 this a.m.
brycec: how did you even hear about it? our is this some kind of international sensation?
eest: it hit slashdot
ah
brycec: that is so hawt
which linked to a Google Translate page... and I shared the original .se
lteo: is
lol Seattle's temp actually dropped between 7 and 10am
oh mang i love it when i can improve code by deleting code
brycec: heh, its funny how the babelfish is almost here
i would like to try fried babelfish sometime
easily fixed with some css, background { color: yellow; }
great, the moment i read the word "yellow", the song "yellow" played in my head
:)
GODDAMNIT CHROME
STOP SYNC'ING the "Use System Title Bars and Borders" between my browsers
STOP IT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW
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mcchunkie: +1
brycec: but i thought chrome knew better than you, i thought it was the most perfect browser ever
I like that I can inject HTML+JS in any page that's currently running
I don't like that it's a little bitch
I like that too
AND HE SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING MITCH HEDBERG
piroko is a bit slow
WOOOOO
then again, so was @mitch
@mitch
Mitch Hedberg says: With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'
s/heck/fuck/
@mitch
Mitch Hedberg says: An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."
haha damn
Those jokes are all wrong
Fuck
so lazylopez_ is ignoring BryceBot, and BryceBot isn't ignoring lazylopez_
wtf zentrification1
i mean zenmower
sorry again zentrification1
I thought the second joke was by Damian whats'isname
I dunno, but I've seen Mitch perform the escalator joke, live on Youtube
and by live, I mean from when he was alive
*gasp* stolen joke!
s//
*gasp* stolen joke!
s//@mitch/
@mitch*@mitchg@mitcha@mitchs@mitchp@mitch*@mitch @mitchs@mitcht@mitcho@mitchl@mitche@mitchn@mitch @mitchj@mitcho@mitchk@mitche@mitch!@mitch
ha whoops
s/ha whoops/@mitch/
@mitch
Mitch Hedberg says: I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fishsticks in shit! That's, that's actually kind of gross, you know? After that joke, I always clarify that I'm just jokin'. I do not know how much tartar I actually have. I believe it's the average amount. If we all took a tartar test right now, my name would be right in the fuckin' middle.
damni
what the eff is up with BryceBot's ignore
your earlier @mitch sounds like a european techno song
s/.*/@ping/
@ping@ping
fuck you regex
s/fuck you regex/@ping/
@ping
@ping
kusuriya: Pong! Round-trip time: 3.4441 seconds.
@tdr
Theo de Raadt says: doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS ME THE SPOON
okay, I feel much better
twss
twss!
I am a respectable lady! I will not take this lying down!
Added funny: "okay, I feel much better"
ha
uh what the hell just happened with mcchunkie , qbit ?
Theo de Raadt says: doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS ME THE SPOON
ohlol, that's what she said!
that was redonk
okay, I feel much better
ew! you guys are sick!
^^^
two in a row
qbit: this is what I saw https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3167967/screenshot_2012-11-28_15-26-38.png
http://sprunge.us/JdFQ
what i saw ^
ugh, new version of rdio for android is cocktacular
really?
it looks awesome
it just refuses to play music sometimes
oh yeah that's pewpee
which is a detrimental quality in a music streaming app!
only one solution left
switch to spotify!
@tableflip
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┬──┬ ¯_(ツ)
spotify ftw!
http://www.ingress.com/intel?latE6=38259957&lngE6=-104621133&z=13
god i can't win
never give up! never surrender!
:D
well, white and brown
yeah its the cowards flag
white boxers with a brown stripe
that's why i have brown stripe boxers
qbit: we wont beable to tell your surrendering
s/civilized/boring/
^
v
:^
:v
:>
oh god.. why would you use that face!!!!!
mcchunkie: it's the only face he's got
s/it/your mom/
mcchunkie: your mom's the only face he's got
hai
oh THERE you are mwheeler
bysup?
brycec: sup?
howdy mwheeler
how's things down there?
dbtid: good
mwheeler: :)
dbtid: sup?
not much
just watching over my daughter while she finishes a school assignment
she's going sloooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
painfully so
hehe
things change when you have kids!
I jsut finished soldering up a shield for my ardiuno home controll system
neato
wait, does your home control the arduino, or the other way around
arduino controls my home
although there are some feedback loops like temp and hummidity
which will eventually control the aircon
sharvey: are you running raytracer.php anywhere public?
!tell sharvey Are you running raytracer-php anywhere public?
trafficone: no not yet
oh
it doesn't work yet
you're there
all the more reason to run it somewhere
you know what!
it produces a green square, which means there's some fuckup somewhere
oh, short of ddosing whatever it is on
when I get home, I'mma host it on my devio.us page
oh
then I won't
hm
:-P
maybe I'll work on that some more instead of my eula crawler
EULA crawler?
yeah
is there an EULAtabase?
nope
crawling the internet!
which houses the EULA-pository?
I need to find 1000 EULAs roughly over the next two weeks
well, yeah, but it then would save the EULAs somewhere
yup
I will house a EULA repository
yay
welp, I have to get food to my wife
:S
ok
you have convinced me
sharvey: what's the goal of the database
lteo: i got my copy of fusion... even came with a thumb drive installer! brah
Dereckson: I need a dataset of EULAs for my experiments
sharvey, there are plenty of decent enough crawlers or ddg/google/bing search apis
shouldn't be too bad to find
oh
yes I know
I'm basically just using a search api to search for eula, go to the pages, download it, strip of html tags
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
YouTube Music: "King Missile - Detachable Penis" by vidsforfark (3m 9s), 846,612 views, 3,158 likes and 128 dislikes. Uploaded 2006-09-30T21:31:43.000Z.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
how much html parsing you are doing
YouTube Music: "King Missile - Detachable Penis" by vidsforfark (3m 9s), 846,612 views, 3,158 likes and 128 dislikes. Uploaded 2006-09-30T21:31:43.000Z.
oops
was copy/pasting
beautiful soup is a pretty fantastic html lib that does super well even with kind of broken tags
http://www.crummy.com/software/BeautifulSoup/
iiiiiiiiiiick
webscraping bullshit
had to inherit a bunch of scripts done by a total moron who delved way down in deep into Iridium's provisioning system with beautiful soup
nasty nasty nasty
woah
hahahaha
man i hate when i forget to push at work
yeah, ++ for beautiful soup
kyl: i just got mine too but havent opened it yet ;)
didn't find all the bugs
will fix tomorrow
woo, bugfixes
yeah
I've been lazy and haven't written any code all evening
and tomorrow
SNOWBOARDING!
haha
sweet
I found some pretty glorious bugs
like adding things to itself
switching a / for a * by accident
;_;
so I got it to render a flat image fine, but adding the diffuse rays and specular is all broken
due to some of the intersection rays being calculated wrong
sharvey: to browse your eula collection will users have to agree to an EULA ?
mwheeler: hahahahaa I dunno yet
considering they are available freely on the internet, probably not?
make it select a random eula
hah
sharvey: you could have them agree to ALL eulas to use the EULA scanner
oh jesus
in other news I have new windows!
very exciting
as in the hardware windows ? or the software windows ?
windows in a wall
where I see through
out to hte street
haha cool
yeah it's pretty amazing
any reason for new windows?
I dunno
apt landlord decided we needed new windows
Cool