[08:08] *** [FBI] starts logging #devious at Wed Nov 28 08:08:37 2012 [08:08] *** [FBI] has joined #devious [08:08] Lold [08:09] [FBI]: brycec has drugs [08:09] [FBI]: brycec hates america [08:09] good ones [08:09] i'll share [08:09] #DEVIOUS IS JUST LIKE THE WIRE [08:09] [FBI]: brycec wants to blow stuff up [08:09] OMAR COME'N [08:10] fuck [08:10] kassim mohammed lets scram [08:11] *** strings has joined #devious [08:12] strings might get pinged more often than cook with a nick like that [08:12] brycec: i need some drugs for my party [08:13] omg i can't find this song! [08:13] So i haven't been able to log into my power companies site for 3 days now [08:13] And my bill was due last week [08:13] kusuriya: no probs, meet me at 400 Broad Street [08:13] can we do it at pike and pine [08:14] i have some christmas shopping i need to do [08:14] sure but only since we can do it in one of the basement levels that are practically empty [08:14] or we could just do it at 516 third [08:15] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6CH60RwK-I#t=7m38s [08:15] YouTube Entertainment: "LG211 complete 2x11" by dacaria (43m 58s), 13,728 views, 44 likes and 0 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-04-16T20:42:42.000Z. [08:15] ^^^^ [08:15] song [08:15] can't find [08:15] no one woud think of catching us there [08:15] oh lol [08:15] it's in the comments [08:15] qbit fails [08:15] "Right Before Ya" by Canadian rapper Michael Boland. [08:16] qbit likes Lost Girl, eh? [08:16] qbit, did you watch those two youtubes yet? [08:16] Key & Peele? [08:18] kusuriya: yeah sounds legit, we'll do it there [08:18] just remember no guns they use metal detectors [08:18] not yet [08:19] *** niteye has quit IRC (Quit: Lost terminal) [08:20] we could always just merge the two kusuriya, 516 broad st [08:20] i need to clean up my subreddit subs [08:20] but keep your subreddit doms dirty [08:20] doms [08:20] awesome - now i can't find the song [08:20] :D [08:21] brycec: you want to do it outside the duck depot next to the mcdonalds? [08:21] thats kinda kinky [08:21] kusuriya: I figured an amphibious tour would be a good place to make the deal [08:21] and learn some history [08:21] true i did hear they are fun [08:21] *** ckrailo has joined #devious [08:21] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v ckrailo [08:22] wow when did gmaps add an Isometric 3d view [08:22] piroko: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZKt6bvgcsS4Bzve8k36FZNmAYrwt8QrSn-wztNpOkhU/preview?sle=true [08:22] kyl: ^^ [08:23] long time ago bro [08:23] brycec: okay we will do it at 2401 4th Avenue #300 [08:24] im sure popcap games wont notice [08:25] i'll dress as a plant, you dress as a zombie, and we'll fit right in [08:25] guys [08:25] lightnin' hopkins is > * [08:25] nbdjs [08:33] oh god [08:33] i just realized why i keep getting so many endorcements on link'd in from people i have no idea who are :D [08:34] it's really fun! [08:34] does soandso know about "Data Center"? [08:34] haha [08:34] qbit, why? [08:35] github? [08:35] wat [08:36] the endorsements on linkedin? [08:37] yesh [08:37] er [08:37] no not github [08:37] just cuz you are the only person i know that talks aobu tit with authority :D ( valid authority or not :D ) o/ [08:38] Heh [08:38] thanks :) [08:39] anyone ever encrypt a file with gpg over a | ssh to another host? [08:40] I've done gpg over sshfs? [08:40] negatron [08:41] so you're doing wut? [08:41] passing gpg's stdout to ssh's stdin? [08:42] gpg -c somefile.awesome --output - | ssh host 'cat < somefile.awesome' [08:42] or something [08:42] guess i could cat the raw file on host a and gpg on host b [08:43] You could output to a normal file and scp [08:43] That's what i would do [08:43] needs to be encrypted before it hits the disk on host b [08:43] Right [08:43] gpg to a local file [08:43] then scp the encrypted file over [08:43] All good? [08:43] and host a doesn't have enough disk to encrypt it [08:44] sshfs! [08:45] openbsd [08:45] :P [08:45] Um [08:45] sshfs? [08:45] openbsd :P [08:45] you don't get that on openbsd? [08:45] no fuse [08:45] ^ [08:45] I thought there was some wrapper lib that let you use fuse stuff on obsd [08:45] Man [08:45] you guys keep giving me reasons to not bother with obsd [08:45] fuse is like the sexiest shit evar. [08:45] hackup or put up brah [08:45] fuse is a meh idea to start if you need performance [08:46] but no one is stopping you from porting it [08:46] If you need performance you use in kernel file systems [08:46] Or use a fuse fs with a same vfs [08:46] sane*& [08:46] or just not incur extra overhead ;) [08:46] and not use FUSE [08:46] or man up and use pipes :D [08:47] but im sure fuse is on some ones roadmap for security reasons [08:47] the team is just kinda tiny [08:47] pipes are nice and all [08:47] but doesn't really handle endian issues for you etc [08:48] Whatever fuse makes my life easier I <3 it fully knowning it isn't as fast as ext4 [08:49] lteo, told me about something netbsd had a while ago like fuse [08:49] which i thought was fuse drop in compatible [08:49] also i could just do nfs [08:49] http://www.dss.mil/about_dss/news/20121116.html [08:49] er [08:49] http://www.netbsd.org/docs/puffs/ [08:50] that's kew [08:50] i run openbsd :D [08:51] don't you have librefuse in ports? [08:51] dragonfly uses librefuse for fancy fuse stuffs [08:52] negatron [08:53] Well [08:53] At least you're secure [08:53] :p [08:53] i don't even run it for the security [08:53] i run it because it is lacking in so many way [08:53] obsd? [08:53] it needs love and has plenty of places to give it love [08:54] ya [08:54] So why obsd over l4 or something? [08:55] Idk man [08:55] Linux has stuff that makes my life easier [08:55] i have a softspot for bsd [08:55] and open has the most complete toolset in base [08:55] and doesn't require things like ... wpa-supplicant [08:55] or other super shitty tools [08:58] or what was that super shitty wrapper for windows wireless drivers that linux uses? [08:59] ndiswrapper [09:00] yyyeaaahhh [09:00] fuck that shit [09:00] its not just wireless [09:00] any network device or modem :) [09:02] *** lwhalen has joined #devious [09:02] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v lwhalen [09:06] I need focus follows mouse in windows [09:06] and a better window manager [09:07] qbit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FkF_XpA5P48#! [09:07] YouTube Music: "Professor Elemental - I'm British" by iammoog (3m 19s), 23,819 views, 790 likes and 9 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-27T10:03:44.000Z. [09:07] yes [09:08] i say sir, i shall aquire myself a pair of those specticals [09:10] yes [09:12] yes sir [09:20] qbit: you haz ingress invites yet? [09:21] * qbit checks [09:21] woman gets first dibs tho [09:21] pft [09:21] no invites [09:21] :'( [09:21] * jrick gets a sex change [09:21] bros before hoes [09:21] haha [09:23] hobros before brohos [09:23] jrick: sometimes #invites ( not on freenode ) has programming things you can do to get invites [09:24] got my 4.2.1 update fo the n7 lastnight [09:24] nothing on the n4 yet [09:24] I got 4.2.1 OTA yesterday afternoon [09:24] o/ [09:25] :O [09:25] so now I have my december back [09:28] *** classix has joined #devious [09:28] https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-lh6mGmce2Hs/ULWFTfqTpHI/AAAAAAAADk8/Xmn7FZ5y9WI/s500/l.php.gif [09:29] jrick: #invites has random trivia as well for invites [09:29] I've received 3 invites total so far. One for me, one for my wife, and one for my brother in law [09:30] aw [09:30] eh I'll just wait [09:30] I need to spend more time on my classes anyways [09:30] i am signed up [09:30] and i haven't even played yet [09:32] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWHoeElu4Gk [09:32] YouTube Music: "بريطاني يضرب فتاة محجبة ويفقدها الوعي" by TheHamaaaada (31s), 13,784 views, 8 likes and 5 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-26T12:01:52.000Z. [09:32] out cold [09:32] :( Some guy took out all my resonators in DC [09:32] I hope he got frostbite [09:33] he didnt and you know he didnt [09:34] where does one get an invite? [09:35] *** tydeas has quit IRC (Quit: WeeChat 0.3.7) [09:36] trafficone: irc.irchighway.net #invites [09:36] Hang out in there. There is trivia and hacking challenges a few times a day [09:37] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNgFouiW-8c [09:37] YouTube Comedy: "Skrillex Talks To Household Appliances" by Boris Khaykin (2m 38s), 1,109 views, 28 likes and 1 dislike. Uploaded 2012-11-27T17:09:26.000Z. [09:38] jrick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0CjBROVfTPM#t=2s [09:38] YouTube Comedy: "Don't make me swing on you bro" by VengeanceShredderFoo (17s), 1,669 views, 2 likes and 0 dislikes. Uploaded 2011-11-30T05:48:44.000Z. [09:39] brycec, what kind of interface do you use to admin BryceBot? [09:39] benDos: I PM it [09:40] benDossBot's plugin management on when deps get funny isn't fun [09:40] I grab the stdout/err but for the sake of not polluting the console I don't just dump that [09:40] You have to use the cli to ask it for a plugin's stderr or out [09:40] It's not very nice. [09:40] http://youtu.be/Bpnu1DUpNbY [09:41] YouTube News: "Bill O'Reilly Dissects Gangnam Style. 'He's Doing The Pony' & 'Little Fat Guy From Yongyang'" by Hansel Hansely (5m 6s), 302 views, 3 likes and 36 dislikes. Uploaded 2012-11-28T05:31:44.000Z. [09:41] * kusuriya just blinks [09:43] kusuriya: lol what the fuck is this skrillex shit [09:43] how does this guy have a news show? [09:43] piroko: well i always wondered what language skirllex spoke now i know, machine [09:43] trafficone: im not sure [09:44] but dear god i just have no words for this [09:44] til kusuriya just watches youtube at work all dat [09:44] *day [09:44] kyl: i multitask all day [09:44] (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ [09:44] and reddit [09:44] i multitask [09:44] you know how ops is mang [09:44] i multitask [09:44] i multitask all [09:44] i multitask all day [09:44] when i was in ops [09:44] it was still just called sysadminning [09:44] kyl: bro i multitask all day [09:44] aw, where's the pun in that? [09:44] haha, mcchunkie likes kyl [09:45] snk: bro well la-de-fucking-da [09:45] err [09:45] that's cool [09:45] :p [09:45] kyl: pft there is no adminig to be done at my level [09:45] maybe im just better than you at computers [09:46] I nearly lost it at "It's the same as gettin' high" [09:47] *** niteye has joined #devious [09:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v niteye [09:47] damn high-getters [09:47] trafficone: i dont know how he still has a show [09:47] magnets and shit [09:48] ^ truth [09:48] magnets! [09:48] potato [09:48] MOTHEROFGOD [09:48] wish i could remember why i hilighted that [09:49] because its magnets! [09:49] * qbit looks for magnets on his potato [09:49] qbit: Portal2? [09:50] brycec: it predates the potato ARG [09:50] but good thinking [09:50] Portal 2: always relevant [09:50] orly? That's when I remember qbit becoming obsessed with potatos [09:50] shrug [09:50] dunno how to check for when i added it [09:55] http://open.spotify.com/track/6TI5U4qMAamSz3nNUzVX2L [09:55] that one is epic [09:55] qbit: you're like the only human in my G+ feed [09:55] haha [09:56] tons of people have been using g+ in the last few days [09:56] i think because of the facebook privacy bidness [09:56] I'm using it more and more [09:56] because twitter is pissing me off [09:56] killing 3rd party apps and all [09:57] qbit, a bunch of hci masters people were being suuuper hipster about g+ the other day [09:57] wat really? [09:57] lol, they went craigslist [09:57] i auway suse the app [09:57] "Wouldn't it be funny if we all switches to g+" devaluing fb with people leaving etc [09:57] qbit: twitter is putting unreasonable restrictions on 3rd party apps just so users will move to their official one [09:57] for ad revenue and stuff [09:57] well poopieonthem [09:57] *** hhhhhhhh has joined #devious [09:57] hhhhhhhh: [09:57] mygod [09:58] :D [09:59] chaphop is fantasical [09:59] I think we could make a drinking game revolving around qbit saying some varation of "mygod" [10:00] wouldn't last long as we'd get too hammered [10:00] haha [10:00] would take like 4 days [10:01] how about drink every time qbit mashes two words together, finish the glass if he says "mygod" and take a shot every time he slurs/typos [10:01] sales are open for the Nexus4 again [10:02] sipping in 8 - 9 weeks [10:02] trafficone: i'm game [10:02] kusuriya: hahaha that sucks. I feel very lucky to have mine [10:02] zod000: except now qbit knows the rules and so he can throw the game [10:02] ^ [10:03] getreadytogetsmashmammered! [10:03] piroko: im not really worried about it :P [10:03] trafficone: people know how most games work, qbit has a beard and thus, honor [10:03] i only have a CDMA pwn [10:03] * zod000 drinks [10:03] kusuriya: I was really eager to leave verizon [10:03] i still have around a year left on my contract [10:03] and i want to port my number [10:04] I ported my number and I'm taking the ETF since it'll still be cheaper [10:04] mine i dont think it will be [10:04] i need to have a reaplacement before I bother [10:05] someone took the liberty of commenting out my doctypes on a production web app [10:05] i shall kill this someone [10:05] man i want to get into archery [10:05] * kusuriya comments out all the doctypes [10:05] http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/13xlf6/worlds_fastest_archer_reinventing_the_fastest/ [10:05] I AINT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM ZOD000 [10:06] * zod000 comments out kusuriya [10:07] but seriously, i just wasted way too much time finding that doctype [10:07] serves me right for now just doing a full unified diff [10:07] s/now/not/ [10:07] serves me right for not just doing a full unified diff [10:10] is this a bad place to get feedback on a project i've been working on [10:10] like will anyone get upset if i post a url :d [10:10] hhhhhhhh: we post urls all the time [10:10] but if your project is shit, we'll tell it to your face [10:10] and mock you openly [10:10] but don't worry [10:11] i've not been here in like [10:11] a year [10:11] but http://87.117.225.142/flea.html [10:11] *** cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.) [10:16] I don't know enough lua to know how you'd do this voodoo without flea, but if this is the simple version... I don't think I like lua anymore [10:16] s/l/r/ [10:16] I don't know enough rua to know how you'd do this voodoo without frea, but if this is the simpre version... I don't think I rike rua anymore [10:17] i am starting to think that encrypting my android devices is more of a pita [10:17] s/l/r/ [10:17] i am starting to think that encrypting my android devices is more of a pita [10:17] huh [10:18] trafficone what's wrong with it [10:18] damn [10:20] which reminds me [10:20] hhhhhhhh: nothing wrong with it, it's just hard to follow what's happening [10:20] i need to add sessions to my go webapp framework [10:20] but, like I said, IDK lua [10:20] replace then with { and end with } and pretend it's c [10:22] what do I replace function with? [10:22] function( ... ) { [10:23] int foo () [10:23] okay, that makes more sense [10:28] okay, I've almost got my head around this, but for the first example, aren't you implicitly storing a running get(request) in memory for as long as the app is open for each user? [10:29] I just destroyed my verizon SIM card and it made me sad :( [10:29] since when does verizon use sim cards? verizon is CDMA not GSM, right? [10:30] ^^^ [10:30] dbtid: maybe that's why he's sad [10:30] piroko: what voodoo is this? [10:31] Verizon uses sim cards for their lte [10:31] Two separate radios. One for cdma, one for lte [10:31] The lte on requires a sim card [10:31] ah ok [10:32] is it a gsm sim? or something totally different? [10:32] It's the same form factor [10:32] Micro sim [10:32] but not for gsm tech [10:32] Right [10:33] Destroying inanimate objects makes me sad :( [10:33] interasting [10:33] trafficone: there is the overhead of a function call to get( request ) while someone is making a request [10:34] but it's not going to stick around after they disconnect [10:34] if it's HTTP, don't they disconnect after the GET response? [10:35] yes [10:35] that's why it should send a man to your door [10:35] to forcibly require you to reget [10:35] trafficone, depends if it's a browser [10:35] piroko: how do you handle taking a dump, then? [10:36] dbtid: It's a fucking mess dude [10:36] rofl [10:36] i bet you're heartbroken every time, too [10:36] he cries after every dump? [10:37] apparently [10:37] 13:36:43 <+piroko> Destroying inanimate objects makes me sad :( [10:37] the dump of sorrows [10:37] Yes [10:37] rectal despair [10:38] turds of tears [10:38] ok i'm done [10:38] I'll give you a dickens of a time! [10:42] hmm that was an intersting experience, my freinds wife dropped her iPhone and shattered the face [10:42] dbtid: my turd is an animate object though [10:42] apperently that is covered under warrenty without apple care [10:42] ROFL [10:42] kusuriya: i bet it depends on the apple genius you get [10:43] lteo: better watch out for those [10:44] friend and i went to the apple store separately to get our under-warranty macbooks repaired for similar issues. she gets a brand new macbook as a replacement; i get the "that's not covered under warranty bro" treatment [10:45] lteo: my buddy says you have to wear a FreeBSD shirt [10:45] an OpenBSD shirt may get you some rough handling but better treatment [10:46] he apperently gets blowjobs all the way around when he goes to the mac store with his free BSD polo [10:46] lteo: if you had boobs you'd do better [10:46] kusuriya: interdasting. maybe i should show up in my openbsd hackathon shirt next time [10:47] but lteo my experience is more like youres thats why I dont bother with mac anymore [10:47] lteo: wear a black turtleneck [10:47] zod000: i'm pretty sure those could be two valid reasons [10:47] **yours [10:47] where my Lenovo experience has been [10:48] "wait you ran your laptop over, we will have it fixed in 2 - 3 days, have to wait for parts from california" [10:48] *** hhhhhhhh has quit IRC (Quit: WeeChat 0.3.9.2) [10:49] <3 my x220 [10:49] <3 my x230 [10:49] my GF loves my t520 [10:49] i cant pry it out of her hands to even do upgrades [10:50] <3 my mbp [10:50] err [10:50] >.> [10:52] i had to bump her to 16 gigs of ram :D [10:52] twss [10:52] Added funny: "i had to bump her to 16 gigs of ram :D" [10:53] heh [10:53] it messed up one of her games though [10:54] the game went WTF 16 gb of ram, what kind of sourcery is this! [10:54] so we had to fiddle with it [10:58] what's the name of the third party VNC software that can make the Mac accessible by *nix systems over VNC? [11:02] goddamnit nexus4 - use my location for camera! [11:02] s/nex/an/ [11:02] goddamnit anus4 - use my location for camera! [11:02] one of my coworkers today [11:03] god damn [11:03] i wanted to ravish her on the spot [11:03] curse her and her sexy dress [11:09] lteo: tightvnc [11:10] s/vnc/pussy/ [11:10] lteo: tightpussy [11:10] *** addies has joined #devious [11:12]