[00:10] <hazardous> brycec: my friend built this webapp using angularjs
[00:10] <hazardous> and after he finished he realised it wasn't getting indexed anywhere at all
[00:11] <hazardous> lol
[00:11] <hazardous> so the response was some phantomjs/selenium abomination that took 6seconds to load a plaintext html page to serve spiders by faking a browser and then copying the source
[00:11] <mike-burns> SSI!
[02:31] <mercutio> php is pretty light for that kind of thing
[02:31] <mercutio> but by deafult will make pages not cachable that way
[02:31] <mercutio> it's good to have if-modified-since at least i reckon
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[07:46] <brycec> lol hazardous. Well lucky me this was just an internal tool, and I did it for the heck of it.
[07:47] <brycec> If I really wanted "static" I'd look at octopress or whatever, or use another "template" system I wrote/forked that basically cats header+body+footer into a single output file.
[07:49] <brycec> fwiw depending on the database (notably couchdb, I think), you could still get by in javascript land.
[07:49] <m0unds> couchdb is good stuff
[07:50] <m0unds> https://spideroak.com/blog/20140220090004-responsibly-bringing-new-cryptography-product-market
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[09:03] <m0unds> staticsafe: http://www.stereogum.com/1665789/tycho-spectre-stereogum-premiere/mp3s/
[09:03] <staticsafe> :o
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[09:05] <m0unds> love the image
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[12:40] <staticsafe> m0unds: https://forums.station.sony.com/ps2/index.php?threads/server-downtime-for-patch-february-20-2014-6-am-pt-3-pm-cet.174054/ map revamps :O
[12:50] <brycec> heh... saw "ps2" (and "station" in the url) and thought "wtf is Sony still mucking about with the PS2 for? And it was barely online anyways."
[12:51] <staticsafe> lol brycec
[12:52] <staticsafe> brycec: its weird when I tell friends "y'all need to play ps2 with me"
[12:54] <m0unds> yeah, i downloaded that patch (pretty big too, 1.7gb) this morning
[12:54] <m0unds> servers weren't back up before i headed in to the office though
[12:54] <m0unds> o
[12:55] <m0unds> i'm happy they finally put lattice on amerish; i got so sick of doing anything on amerish because of all the ghost capping
[12:55] <staticsafe> yeh
[12:56] <staticsafe> Improved roads throughout the map for easier travel
[12:56] <staticsafe> i've been playing engineer, maxes love me
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[13:06] <m0unds> right on
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[13:06] <m0unds> i had a cluster of engineers repairing me as a max while we were getting air zerged by VS
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[13:07] <m0unds> ended up going 32/2, mostly infantry kills - had to be revived a few times because i didn't realize i hadn't equipped flak armor
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[13:07] <m0unds> so i got c4'd a few times
[13:07] <staticsafe> VS here
[13:07] <staticsafe> join ussssss
[13:08] <m0unds> i've been doing TR on connery mostly because of how overpopulated VS and NC both are - before work yesterday, during an alert, VS pop was 48%
[13:08] <m0unds> world pop, not just continent pop
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[13:12] <m0unds> http://sirisian.com/planetside2/population.php?world=1&timezone=-7&allfactions=false
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[14:02] <thestereobus> anyone experiencing network issues?
[14:03] <thestereobus> never mind - DNS server issue
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[17:08] <up_the_irons> ooh, new seabios uses irqwait instead of biosusleep for when nothing is booted (not sure why people leave their VMs hanging at the bios, but it happens)
[17:09] <up_the_irons> on my lab machine (precise), the cpu usage is like 0 when that happens
[17:09] <up_the_irons> (older bios'en would busy wait the cpu)
[17:09] <staticsafe> :o
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[17:10] <brycec> yay
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[17:10] <staticsafe> up_the_irons: question - on the front page it says "For New Orders and Upgrades. While Supplies Last." I have a 768MB plan which is $20, if I upgrade to 1024, is it still $20?
[17:11] <brycec> Just for asking, that price is now doubled! Mwuahaha
[17:11] * brycec doesn't run a VPS host for a very clear reason
[17:11] <staticsafe> heh
[17:12] <up_the_irons> staticsafe: email support@ and we can talk; generally requires upgrade to _next plan_ up
[17:12] <staticsafe> ah
[17:13] * brycec still hasn't grown his partition table to use the extra 30GB he gained from upgrading plans...
[17:13] <up_the_irons> make a new partition / slice and mount it, easy :)
[17:14] <brycec> Growing encrypted partitions isn't so easy ;p
[17:15] <up_the_irons> but i'm saying just add a new partition
[17:18] <m0unds> up_the_irons: think you're gonna upgrade host os' sometime soon?
[17:19] <up_the_irons> m0unds: yeah it's actually what i'm working on now (all week)
[17:19] <m0unds> ah, cool - gonna do all nodes or just the older ones?
[17:19] <up_the_irons> getting new packages (deb's) created and puppet config
[17:19] <up_the_irons> i'll start with older ones
[17:20] <up_the_irons> the lucid nodes (>= kvr27) are running fine and still supported as LTS for a year
[17:21] <m0unds> gonna go w/precise on the ones you upgrade?
[17:21] <up_the_irons> the upgrade will be precise (12.04)
[17:21] <m0unds> cool
[17:21] <up_the_irons> yep
[17:21] <m0unds> i've got a kvm box at home running on precise and it's been super solid (obv not the same scale ;))
[17:22] * brycec 's kvm boxes run wheezy
[17:22] <brycec> w > p, so way better.
[17:22] <m0unds> wheezy fo sheezy?
[17:23] <brycec> But "jessie" is gonna be a huge step back :(
[17:23] <m0unds> wheezy sounds like it has trouble breathing
[17:23] <m0unds> and should probably be euthanized before it makes your VMs sick
[17:23] <brycec> ^ for obvious reasons
[17:23] <brycec> lol
[17:24] <m0unds> jessie's...girl?
[17:24] <brycec> you wish... you were?
[17:24] <up_the_irons> jessie is next debian?
[17:24] <brycec> Yes
[17:24] <brycec> Also, a guy with a girl.
[17:25] <up_the_irons> hah
[17:28] * up_the_irons is trying to decide on repo name "arpnet-packages" or "arpnetworks-packages"
[17:31] <brycec> #1 sounds better, but #2 is accurate. I'd go with #2
[17:31] <m0unds> yea
[17:34] <up_the_irons> i agree #1 sounds better
[17:35] <up_the_irons> and yeah, #2 is more accurate
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[17:38] <m0unds> neat. ipecac recordings will release a remastered version of one of my fav albums in april.
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[18:01] <brycec> Who the heck names their company ipecac (besides Ipecac)
[18:02] * brycec imagines the tagline reads "Our music will bring you to your knees as you hurl your brains out!"
[18:05] <brycec> TIL ipecac is [generally] no longer produced.
[18:10] <m0unds> haha
[18:10] <m0unds> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ipecac_Recordings
[18:10] <BryceBot> Ipecac Recordings :: Ipecac Recordings is an independent record label based in California. It was founded on April 1, 1999 by Greg Werckman (ex-label manager of Alternative Tentacles, ex-lead singer of Duh, ex-employee of Mercury Records) and Mike Patton (Faith No More, ex-Mr. Bungle, Fantômas, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom and Mondo Cane in Alameda, California.  Originally the label was created for the sole purpose of releasing the first Fantômas...
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[18:11] <staticsafe> anybody else seeing v4 loss on ARP Networks links?
[18:12] <m0unds> any particular dest?
[18:12] <staticsafe> ivy.asininetech.com
[18:13] <m0unds> i see 50% pkt loss @ nlayer in houston, tx
[18:13] <staticsafe> hm
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[18:15] <brycec> Same, huuuuge losses starting at xe-5-3-0.cr1.iah1.us.nlayer.net
[18:15] <brycec> 80% and up to 98% towards the end of the mtr
[18:16] <m0unds> haha, it's bad enough that my trace won't actually finish
[18:16] <m0unds> it's just stopping @ the houston hop
[18:16] <staticsafe> yeh
[18:16] <staticsafe> v6 seems fine though
[18:17] <brycec> At least ipv6 works, and that's all that really matters.
[18:17] <staticsafe> not getting any alerts for either host from zabbix or nodeping
[18:17] <staticsafe> ivy.asininetech.com <-> radon.valleynode.net
[18:17] <staticsafe> hm
[18:18] <staticsafe> er rather
[18:19] <brycec> staticsafe: To answer your question, yes others are seeing it https://smokeping.cobryce.com/?displaymode=n;start=2014-02-20%2017:17;end=now;target=Internet.VoipMS.atlantavoipms
[18:19] <brycec> (same hop through nlayer)
[18:19] <staticsafe> seems like nlayer is fucking up indeed
[18:19] <staticsafe> http://sprunge.us/QYcE radon.valleynode.net seems fine from elsewhere
[18:20] <thestereobus> man, what a weird day. lots of DDOSIng. hard to tell what's failing
[18:20] <staticsafe> yeh
[18:20] <brycec> As does https://smokeping.cobryce.com/?target=Internet.VoipMS.atlantavoipms except from Time Warner
[18:20] <m0unds> yea, looked alright via comcast - but comcast's path is comcast's network all the way to nyc
[18:26] <staticsafe> nlayer in LAX is notorious for being really shitty
[18:27] <m0unds> it's weird - via their lg, no packet loss
[18:27] <m0unds> the route's the same
[18:27] <staticsafe> hm
[18:27] <staticsafe> return route
[18:27] <m0unds> yea
[18:28] * staticsafe tests
[18:28] <staticsafe> http://pastie.org/pastes/8753895/text?key=8ll1pkltuqwawnu454pnw
[18:29] <staticsafe> is the reverse route
[18:29] <m0unds> huh.
[18:30] <m0unds> i'm actually unable to complete a traceroute on their lg from EWR1>ferrovax
[18:31] <staticsafe> o_o
[18:31] <m0unds> tried my arp vps as a target too, it times out
[18:42] <m0unds> haha
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