[00:00] *** brachiation has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [00:09] *** hive-mind has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) [00:22] *** hive-mind has joined #arpnetworks [01:18] *** LT has joined #arpnetworks [02:10] *** carl-im has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) [04:15] *** heavysixer has joined #arpnetworks [04:15] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer [04:35] *** boytoy_ has joined #arpnetworks [04:35] Hi [04:35] Do you offer cloud hosting? [04:41] if you define cloud [04:42] arpnetworks are the cloud [04:44] It's likely that Arpnetworks is not cloud hosting. It's unlike Amazon EC2 or EY's thing. [04:45] it depends on what you define as cloud [04:45] if you want to pull the useless definition out of your butt, then arp is cloud like linode or digitalocean are cloud [04:45] but not ec2 or anything [04:46] as far as i can tlel there isn't really an official definition, just "whatever i guess" [04:46] so it's pretty much down to what you want: automatic healing? multiple datacentre physical redundancy? api? [04:46] hourly/utility billing [05:34] *** fink has joined #arpnetworks [05:44] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Quit: heavysixer) [05:58] some use 'the cloud' to simply mean 'virtual servers' .. its an overly vague term used differently by so many [05:59] @google the cloud [05:59] 517,000,000 total results returned for 'the cloud', here's 3 [05:59] Cloud computing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_computing) Cloud computing, or the cloud, is a colloquial expression used to describe a variety of different types of computing concepts that involve a large number of ... [05:59] How Cloud Computing Works (http://www.howstuffworks.com/cloud-computing/cloud-computing.htm) Cloud computing lets you use files and applications over the Internet. Learn about the benefits and drawbacks to cloud computing. [05:59] What cloud computing really means | Cloud Computing - InfoWorld (http://www.infoworld.com/d/cloud-computing/what-cloud-computing-really-means-031) The next big trend sounds nebulous, but it's not so fuzzy when you view the value proposition from the perspective of IT professionals. [06:31] *** fink has quit IRC (Quit: fink) [06:40] *** gcw|mbpro has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) [06:43] *** heavysixer has joined #arpnetworks [06:43] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer [07:06] *** fink has joined #arpnetworks [07:12] *** gcw|mbpro has joined #arpnetworks [07:20] *** raptelan_ is now known as raptelan [07:34] in teh klaud [07:58] *** gcw|mbpro has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) [08:17] *** CESSMASTER has joined #arpnetworks [08:47] *** fink has quit IRC (Quit: fink) [08:54] *** HighJinx has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 268 seconds) [08:55] *** HighJinx has joined #arpnetworks [09:24] to the cloud [09:24] TO THE CLOUD!!! [09:27] *** LT has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [09:57] s/CLOUD/CROWD SOURCED MENTALITY/ [09:58] drats, do I have to have a trailing g or does brycebot not regex its own words? [09:58] s/drats/test/g [09:58] hmm, perhaps I forgot how that works [10:00] toddf: doesn't regex itself. [10:00] (and /g is implied, courtesy of PHP's PCRE implementation) [10:01] but why didn't my regex work above? [10:02] because the only instance of CLOUD was in something BryceBot said, and BryceBot "doesn't regex itself." [10:03] I did a regex on y own words [10:03] s/ y /my/ [10:03] see? nothing [10:03] oh that, probably due to the g. Or BryceBot is overloaded. [10:03] Patience - BryceBot is still on Chunkhost, and its VM loadavg was last seen in the 20s [10:03] s/overloaded/ignoring me/ [10:04] Over 50 now... [10:04] good god what a shitty VPS provider [10:04] s/overloaded/amazingly agile to keep enough cpu cycles to stay online/ [10:04] And now uptime isn't even responding/running [10:04] I did a regex onmyown words [10:04] lol [10:04] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Quit: heavysixer) [10:05] oh that, probably due to the g. Or BryceBot is ignoring me. [10:05] oh that, probably due to the g. Or BryceBot is amazingly agile to keep enough cpu cycles to stay online. [10:05] toddf: hint: BryceBot runs through an IRC bouncer, so you should never see it go offline :P [10:05] @weather chunkhost [10:05] Error, No cities match your search query [10:05] @google chunkhost quality [10:05] 0 total results returned for '', here's 0 [10:05] heh [10:05] ^ more overloading, without a nice error [10:06] no worries [10:06] just playin .. toys malfunctioning .. moving on .. ;-) [10:07] *** CESSMASTER has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) [10:27] *** heavysixer has joined #arpnetworks [10:27] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer [11:35] *** HighJinx has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) [11:36] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Quit: heavysixer) [11:36] *** HighJinx has joined #arpnetworks [11:47] *** carl-im has joined #arpnetworks [12:32] *** heavysixer has joined #arpnetworks [12:32] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer [13:02] *** JoelyWoely has joined #arpnetworks [14:09] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Quit: heavysixer) [14:17] *** heavysixer has joined #arpnetworks [14:17] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer [14:23] *** JoelyWoely has left [14:39] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Quit: heavysixer) [14:56] *** heavysixer has joined #arpnetworks [14:56] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer [15:01] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:01] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:03] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) [15:03] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:07] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:07] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:09] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [15:09] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:14] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:14] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:16] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) [15:16] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:20] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:20] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:22] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [15:22] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:25] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:25] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:26] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) [15:26] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:29] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:29] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:31] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) [15:31] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:34] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:34] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:35] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [15:35] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:40] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:40] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:42] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 264 seconds) [15:42] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:45] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:45] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:46] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) [15:46] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:49] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:49] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:51] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 264 seconds) [15:51] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:54] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:54] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [15:56] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) [15:56] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [15:59] *** heavysixer_ has joined #arpnetworks [15:59] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer_ [16:00] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) [16:00] *** heavysixer_ is now known as heavysixer [16:01] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Client Quit) [17:12] *** gcw|mbpro has joined #arpnetworks [17:21] *** heavysixer has joined #arpnetworks [17:21] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o heavysixer [17:30] *** gcw|mbpro has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) [17:50] *** heavysixer has quit IRC (Quit: heavysixer) [19:03] *** r0ni has joined #arpnetworks [19:41] *** gcw|mbpro has joined #arpnetworks [20:16] yo. up_the_irons [20:20] anything we can help with? [20:20] or are you just impatient for a service request? :) [20:26] * RandalSchwartz wonders where hazardous went [20:32] *** brachiat1on is now known as brachiation [20:50] *** carl-im has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 264 seconds) [20:52] I'm impatient for a service request... but I'm sure up_the_irons will get to it soon :-P [20:54] yeah - pinging him here rarely speeds that up [20:54] but if it's something we can help with, we're willing. [20:55] generally, working with arp means you are willing to wait 24-72 hours for requests, but the trade for that is you're paying far cheaper overhead. [20:56] RandalSchwartz: yep, I feel no need to pay for a 24hr NOC when I have a serial console :) [20:58] I've been a happy customer for close to 5 years [21:02] made me curious -- only 2011-04 here [21:29] *** markp has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [21:32] *** mjp has joined #arpnetworks [21:33] RandalSchwartz: lol [21:33] i'm playing internet video games [21:33] wahts up [21:35] oh [21:35] was just wondering if up_the_irons might possibly help look at what i might need in terms of hardware [21:35] i know its fully unmanaged and all that, but just firguirng out what kind of hw to do [21:35] moving some stuff off AWS potentially [21:36] *** r0ni has quit IRC (Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com) [22:48] hazardous: depends on what you're needing really, he does do arp metal, and was talking about a 72gb mem system for $200/mo the other day [23:16] *** Bluerise has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 264 seconds) [23:19] *** Bluerise has joined #arpnetworks [23:37] RandalSchwartz: i think 72 hrs is a bit much ;) My protocol these days is to clear all tickets daily, so 24 hours is the max turnaround. i may slip on Fri / Sat nights, but usually even then, i don't like the queue building, so I try to keep on it [23:39] hazardous: you want a few dedi's to create your own private cloud service, compatible with AWS APIs, to get the best of both worlds, eh? ;) [23:39] that is becoming more and more common [23:43] hazardous: if you emailed me, i don't see it [23:59] *** carl-im has joined #arpnetworks