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HighJinx: how's Glendale? HighJinx: lil' drunk n what not up_the_irons: nice :) HighJinx: glendale blows ballz
suxxx up_the_irons: hahhahaahaha
wow HighJinx: rather be @naomi up_the_irons: yeah HighJinx: altho no fatties all all sorts of hotties so i can't really complain up_the_irons: so is "DigiSynd" no longer and they call it Innovations or w/e the fuck? HighJinx: yup up_the_irons: oh man
that's a perk HighJinx: ;)
doomviki1g is all sickly w/ the plague up_the_irons: lol
take care of him HighJinx: i wouldn't touch him w/ a 10ft pole atm
maybe throw an orange or two maybe up_the_irons: LOL ***: hypnotistrabbit is now known as dzup
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userZero has quit IRC (Quit: Coyote finally caught me) phlux: [phlux@bryant ~]$ uptime
4:43PM up 496 days, 21:51, 2 users, load averages: 0.00, 0.01, 0.00
my ARP VPS dzup: wow
496 days without a single patch, thats cool
freemeat ***: cmeiklejohn has joined #arpnetworks phlux: do it then
be my guest
no one's hacked it so far
so i'll challenge you to do it
and i'll give you as much information as anyone else has: no information.
so please, do it.
i'll give you my next paycheck if you do, dzup dzup: nah, am not a hacker, that was a joke lol
i do it but if you give me ssh access :p
do it from there, i promise ***: cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.) mercutio: give me root and i'll hack you :) phlux: i just hate it when people say that
"wow it's been over a year and you haven't patched anything or had a kernel upgrade good luck getting hacked"
but a) no one even knows the IP of that machine, so who's going to hack it? b) it has yet to be done
if/when it happens, i'll be concerned :P
that vps basically runs an IRCd and SSHD tooth: are those patched? :-) ***: himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) mnathani: Let me guess, its probably in one of these 4 netblocks: 208.79.88.0/21 OR 206.162.240.0/20 OR 206.125.168.0/21 OR 174.136.96.0/20 milki: phlux: how much is your paycheck?
:P dzup: lol
phlux, never be tooo sure, we just dont know, well if your name its google maybe ***: himuraken has joined #arpnetworks mnathani: phlux, How about a hint: does the last octet = 130 ? phlux: lol no one else gets a hint ***: himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 250 seconds)
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himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 244 seconds) jdoe: phlux: not patching shit in a year means that whenever someone manages a local exploit against something (which is bound to happen eventually), you've given them root for free.
if you try and run across a busy freeway with a blindfold on, and you make it... yes, you survived, but that doesn't make you any less of an idiot. phlux: so i'm an idiot?
because i haven't rebooted a box that only runs an ircd? ***: himuraken has joined #arpnetworks phlux: i'm all for a good discussion, but when you start hurling insults, you're only showing your own intelligence.
when you're capable of holding a conversation and sharing your opinion without acting like a 15 year-old and using name-calling to get your (unwanted) opinion across, i'll consider taking you seriously.
oh, i forgot to highlight him. jdoe.
i guess that makes up_the_irons an idiot too, since it's being hosted on one of his servers.
which, unless i signed up on the same day that machine rebooted, has been up for even longer than mine. staticsafe: phlux: has there been any kernel updates?
(idk which distro you have on it) phlux: staticsafe: FreeBSD, so I'd assume so
but nothing on that VPS is vital for anything staticsafe: hrm phlux: it's just an IRCd
i don't even irc from it
no worries, though, up_the_irons and i are just a couple of idiots according to jdoe staticsafe: well by kernel updates i mean security updates mnathani: Perhaps you have hardened the OS so most exploits dont even apply, probably done by up_the_irons phlux: well, since jdoe makes assumptions about that information, i'll just take my title as an idiot and be happy with it. -: staticsafe gives phlux the idiot cap phlux: lol -: phlux wears it proudly staticsafe: ok something is up with my phone, it does DHCP requests way too frequently phlux: what phone? staticsafe: phlux: Galaxy S captivate running CM9 phlux: nice..was hoping it was rooted.
glad to hear it is ***: himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) phlux: i hate to admit this in the open, but i own an iphone 4s staticsafe: http://pastie.org/pastes/5461258/text?key=x3ludgvjtgnkzushb5xg6w - does this every two minutes or so phlux: i figured it would be my last chance to experience an iPhone before apple died with jobs (i still think i'm right)
next phone will be going back to the android os, though
although i do love my iPad :P
that is interesting
i wonder if some program you have installed is causing it to do that
does it drop dhcp when the screen turns off or something retarded like that? staticsafe: phlux: nope
phlux: my sister has the same phone (albeit running 2.3 stock), its fine phlux: weird staticsafe: indeed, i wouldn't have noticed if I haven't moved my dnsmasq from my router to my raspberry pi phlux: man i need to get one of those
i've been putting it off ***: himuraken has joined #arpnetworks
cmeiklejohn has joined #arpnetworks jdoe: mnathani: uptime alone implies nothing, for all I know up_the_irons uses ksplice or similar. Or maybe he just feels real confident in the security of kvm :P
mnathani: hardening the kernel guarantees nothing.
phlux: hi, yes, you are.
hth. hand. ;) up_the_irons: jdoe: my ubuntu 10.04 setups use AppArmor, which is nice to VM containment
s/to/for/ jdoe: ah. phlux: jdoe: and you're a child. jdoe: phlux: oh man, what's with the ad hominems? :'(((( phlux: i'm honestly not sure why you're raging so hard about my vps running an ircd jdoe: I think you're projecting, you seem to be the one who's emotionally involved here. dzup: chillout its friday night people! phlux: i'm just really concerned about your health and well-being if you get this mad over irc because someone hasn't rebooted their ircd vps
jdoe: incorrect. you're the one who had to result to name calling. you let your emotions get the best of you. you need to step aside and take a minute to collect yourself. staticsafe: lol. dzup: catfight! kraigu: I'M NOT MAD, YOU'RE MAD phlux: can everyone just chill out for a second
you are all mad, and it is getting a little ridiculous.
this is irc people kraigu: I'm not sure how I could be mad, since I just reattached my screen. phlux: kraigu is obviously mad dzup: http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/news > phlux jdoe phlux: i mean, i would be angry if i still used screen too kraigu: well, yeah. but not for the reasons expect.
er, you expect. phlux: i'm sorry for bullying you, jdoe dzup: !tell kraigu http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/news phlux: don't go killing yourself or anything
or anyone else for that matter kraigu: oh, I see it's a dick-swinging contest.
what the fuck is wrong with you? phlux: yeah basically
lol now kraigu really is mad kraigu: you won a war on IRC. congratulations. phlux: here i was trying to joke around with him kraigu: YEAH I'M TOTES MAD phlux: and he just starts raging all over everyone in the channel
kraigu │ what the fuck is wrong with you?
it's IRC kraigu kraigu: SO ANGRY THAT SOMEBODY I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE AND NEVER WILL SEE AGAIN PROVED SOME POINT phlux: stop taking it so seriously
dude
seriously, you're not really doing yourself any favors here
you're just looking retarded kraigu: yeah, that's me all right phlux: and sort of proving my point -: dzup help its one clic away kraigu: sorry
what's your point again?
you're right
ok, go tit phlux: that you're mad
if you have an issue, just use /ignore kraigu: yeah, I'm completely invested in this conversation with, again, somebody I've never met before and never will meet again
go ahead phlux: kraigu │ what the fuck is wrong with you?
^that totally shows you're not invested at all. kraigu: no, I'm just not sober phlux: that's really not a surprise. kraigu: I know, righ
+t
and you're arguing with me
so, uh.
23:03 < phlux> if you have an issue, just use /ignore phlux: no issues here kraigu: I don't even know what you're arguing about.
something something LOL I NEVER PATCH phlux: put the bottle down
use something else as a crutch for your problems kraigu: like arguing on IRC with anonymous people
got it phlux: yeah that can help relieve some of your tension i suppose kraigu: HEY I WON AN ARGUMENT WITH SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ARGUMENT IS ABOUT phlux: but hey man i'm not the one admitting to a problem here, you are. dzup: its happly trollday, i get it! kraigu: if that makes your dick bigger, well, go fuck a dog I gues phlux: 100% of the conversations i've ever held with you, you've been drinking.
what does that say about you?
dzup: this guy is too easy kraigu: it says that what you say about others says more about yourself than those folks phlux: i can't really pass this one up kraigu: I guess you're jealous that you can't afford alcohol? phlux: he's too drunk to form a coherent sentence. kraigu: I dunno ***: himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) kraigu: and you're STILL arguing with him! phlux: lol
idk what's more hilarious
the fact that this guy thinks he's not invested kraigu: THIS GUY HAHAHAHAHA phlux: or that i don't ever drink kraigu: what are you again phlux: man kraigu must get paid so much kraigu: yep jdoe: kraigu: shhh, leave him be. The sooner he confronts how trolled he is, the sooner he can move on with the healing. phlux: he can buy beer
jdoe is still mad, i see kraigu: completely mad
he's SO MAD phlux: kraigu, again, you're really not doing yourself any favors.
especially with the caps kraigu: er
so
I care why?> phlux: you're proving my point time and time again
lol
if you didn't care, you wouldn't respond kraigu: OH NO I LOST AN INTERNET WAR phlux: but you obviously care dearly kraigu: yep phlux: because you can't leave it alone kraigu: totally phlux: lol
"totally" kraigu: well, honestly, I'm waiting for a bus phlux: nice one
a bus
man
you must be rich
i mean kraigu: yep phlux: my wife and i
we have to use our own cars
how poor is that?
i'm sitting here talking to a drunk who's waiting for public transportation kraigu: well, I know I don't have so much money I'll pay a DUI
and who's the loser phlux: you kraigu: I can't afford a car
you're talking to me
let me think about that one. phlux: yes, you're entertaining kraigu: have you /ignored me yet?
guess not. staticsafe: this is highly amusing phlux: lol -: dzup sets ipfw add deny in dzup: ipfw add deny out
ipfw add deny in
ipfw add deny in mode to phlux kraigu
:p phlux: the alcoholic waiting for public transportation is hurling insults kraigu: the sober person who thinks it's cool to drive drunk is hurling insults at the so-called alcoholic phlux: who said i think it's cool to drive drunk? jdoe: you're both wrong, it's two idiots slap-fighting ;) kraigu: what you say about others says more about you than the other
just saying. phlux: please copy/paste where i said you should drive drunk
i'll wait kraigu: jdoe: oh come on, you know you love me jdoe: kraigu: <3 phlux: no everyone in here is an idiot
except for jdoe
obviously
jdoe: did you know about kraigu's alcoholism? kraigu: of course he did. phlux: he's so drunk he hasn't thought of a taxi kraigu: and so poor he hasn't thought "taxi $15 bus $3" phlux: correct kraigu: phlux: can you loan me $12? phlux: but wait a minute, just a second ago you were slinging your dick around about how you can afford alcohol kraigu: no, you were
I said nothing about how much I did or did not get paid phlux: kraigu: i don't loan to alcoholics. they will just buy more booze. kraigu: of fucking course I will
if you gave me money I'd consider it a point of pride to spend it on something you're obviously too good for. phlux: kraigu │ I guess you're jealous that you can't afford alcohol? kraigu: hey, you can copy and paste phlux: no one said i'm too good for alcohol
i drink kraigu: fucking alkie, I knew it. phlux: but literally 100% of the conversations i've had with you, you've been drunk
literally. kraigu: LIT
ER
ALL
Y phlux: 100% of the conversations you've had with me, i've been sober.
care to comment? kraigu: you lie? phlux: 100% of the conversations you've had with me, i've been sober.
care to comment? kraigu: why else would you be aruging with an alkie
care to comment? phlux: 100% of the conversations i've had with you, you've been drunk
care to comment? kraigu: you take the word of people you've never met before. jdoe: phlux: I don't care to participate, I won't enable your trolledness. phlux: ok, so you don't care to comment, kraigu? kraigu: I declare myself a drunken alcoholic, and yourself a sober uptight dickhead. phlux: jdoe: who is trolling? i'm pointing out facts.
look at the statistics
100% of the conversations i've had with kraigu, he has been under the influence of alcohol kraigu: who is easily trolled by drunken folks. phlux: to the point that he can not legally drive home
i'm just expressing concern here. kraigu: you should
I think you should express your concern physically phlux: kraigu: care to comment about being drunk 100% of the time i've had a conversation with you? kraigu: I need love
you have a wife, but I'm a lonely alcoholic phlux: well she's asleep
so we can always use the couch i guess kraigu: so much the better then phlux: can jdoe be the bottom? kraigu: I don't know, ask him, he's a mature adult phlux: jdoe: care to comment? staticsafe: *snort* phlux: oh nevermind we have a volunteer
staticsafe: would you care to be the bottom? kraigu: does your wife know you argue with drunken morons while she's asleep? staticsafe: naw phlux: kraigu: i don't honestly have conversations about irc with my wife - it isn't that important to me
staticsafe: come on man. i'll bring the alcohol staticsafe: haha kraigu: oh fuck, you'll feed HIM but not ME? staticsafe: i don't drink alcohol phlux: oh
no wonder you won't be the bottom kraigu: staticsafe: can I have your share? ***: himuraken has joined #arpnetworks staticsafe: kraigu: sure kraigu: awesome phlux: FINE
i'll enable you
but just this once kraigu: phlux: I'll totally sammich you if you give me both his and my share phlux: ok deal kraigu: I'll envelop you in my overly-caring man-boobs
what are we arguing about again anyway phlux: but all we have here is non-alcoholic beer
this is a christian esablishment kraigu: I think it was "lol I never patch so my dick is big" but I'm not sure? phlux: jk
yeah i pasted an uptime log that (to my surprise) was as high as it was
and i fully intend to patch, i just honestly haven't paid any attention to it
because like i said, all it does is run an insignificant ircd
but i decided to let #arpnetworks take it way too seriously kraigu: oh, "I'm so lazy an alcoholic patches more than I can be bothered to", got it :D phlux: and jdoe buttraged all over the channel staticsafe: xD phlux: nah i patch my VPSes that actually do something
that VPS just sits idly by, really
does nothing vital kraigu: that's what I said, innit phlux: i fully intended to use it one day, but never got around to it jpalmer: Jesus. can't we all just get along? kraigu: jpalmer: NO
I HATE SOBER PEOPLE phlux: oh god staticsafe: jpalmer: that would be no fun phlux: here comes the party pooper kraigu: THEY MAKE ME FEEL BAD BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD A DUI phlux: jpalmer comes in here and breaks EVERYTHING up
he's such a square, man jpalmer: [] <-- me :P kraigu: no, that's a fairly round name
it's got a p
and an a
... hm
jpalmer: you're pretty square, dude phlux: yep jdoe: jpalmer: don't worry, almost 30 minutes ago phlux assured the channel he wasn't trolled. phlux: that's an actual self-portrait actually kraigu: also angry alcoholics are completely beneath notice! phlux: lol jpalmer nevermind jdoe, he's an idiot who takes me to literally/seriously jpalmer: I just figured I'd pop in and see what was going on. night all! ***: himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 244 seconds) kraigu: I think I'm supposed to be single or something too, since a wife was mentioned phlux: he's pretty bothered by me because he can't get me out of his head even tough i'm not talking to him kraigu: phlux: Y/n? staticsafe: single life o/ phlux: kraigu: i'm pretty sure you're supposed to be with me now
and we're ditching the wife
or something like that
should i go wake her, or should i let you? kraigu: I don't like women, obviously, I'm a lesser man else I'd have a greater uptime phlux: ah, good point kraigu: also I'd be more soberer or driving or some shit, I can't keep up phlux: never mind me though
i'm pretty drunk kraigu: no, that's mee
try to keep up phlux: oh
now i'm completely confused kraigu: also my uptime is only 211 days. phlux: i thought you were a square..? kraigu: only in the k and i jpalmer: https://www.waze.com/editor/?zoom=7&lat=27.01291&lon=-82.14636&layers=BFTFFTTTTTTFTTTTTTTTTFT&segments=10786318,67331866
and, wrong window kraigu: jpalmer: can I click anyway? jpalmer: heh sure. phlux: night, jpalmer jpalmer: kraigu: but it's only for squares, fair warning :P phlux: man i don't have a waze account
i don't even know what waze is jpalmer: oof! you need to get one! kraigu: jpalmer: that's not a really very interesting link, sorry
jpalmer: I like phlux's better jpalmer: waze is the bestes free turn by turn nav app on the planet phlux: ah
i don't really use gps on my phone :[20:28] <phlux> unless i'm in a government vehicle or something
but my car has nav built in jpalmer: (and the accidental link.. waze lets users edit the map to improve routing in your local areas) phlux: oh that's pretty cool kraigu: I don't have a car because I'm a single alkie phlux: i can see it being abused though
true story, kraigu kraigu: I'm not sure which is the major contributing factor phlux: my wife doesn't work, though, kraigu jpalmer: not too badly. they have systems in place for abuse phlux: so i can just give you her car
jpalmer: that's good kraigu: cool jpalmer: anyway, that was my square link in the wrong window for the day :P kraigu: I don't want it unless it gets less than 15 mpg phlux: lol
i like jpalmer
i wish i could afford to live here with a car that got less than 15mpg
but i live like 32 miles from base kraigu: yeah, I remember working at fast food restaurants too phlux: i wish kraigu: .. actually, I don't, but I'm trying to play along phlux: there are like 10 of those across the street
i tried working in food when i was in high school
i worked at a subway for 3 days kraigu: last year? phlux: 2007 was my senior year bro
it was awesome jpalmer: I have a 96 chevy silverado 2500. it gets 9mpg hwy. I work 100 miles away (round trip) so.. I bought a used car. get this.. car payment, insurance, AND fual for the car, is cheaper than gas in the truck for the month. kraigu: they kicked you out for trying to wash your hands in the toilet too? MAN I hate that. phlux: in 2008 i joined the uscg
and now i'm counting the days until that contract expires kraigu: jpalmer: you should load the car INTO the truck phlux: jpalmer: i believe you actually kraigu: double mileage, amirite phlux: jpalmer: when i first got stationed in houston, i drove a '95 blazer that i was working on, and it went the same way
it was only a 4.3 V6 and it still only got ~10mpg jpalmer: it's crazy, isn't it ***: cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 256 seconds) kraigu: I had an 8.6 V12 and it got 20mpg phlux: yep
jpalmer: still driving a chevy?
i completely bitched out and went all "family man" on my latest car jpalmer: I still own it. we drive it once a week about 2 miles round trip with the trailer. hehe phlux: the only fully loaded car i'll ever own, too
nissan rogue :| kraigu: I'm fully loaded, you could own me for a car
wait, what? phlux: our family is no longer an american car owner jpalmer: until I get rid of the long ass daily commute, I won't be buying any new cars. used is the only way to go. and then.. drive it till the wheels fall off. phlux: when i get out of the cg, i plan to try to trade in the rogue
i'll probably get a pickup, but i have no idea right now
this rogue drives me crazy though
it's a nice little crossover
but it just feels wrong kraigu: try putting it in a different hole :P ***: himuraken has joined #arpnetworks phlux: i've tried 4 different ones though :|
man
are any of you watching this crappy pac 12 championship on fox? kraigu: nah, I'm so hipster I don't have television. phlux: woah ucla stays alive wtf
i'm not a west-coast football fan at all
big alabama fan here kraigu: that's a relief. phlux: but i do want ucla to beat stanford
i know
that west-coast offense is just a bunch of smoke and mirrors amirite
alabama pounds you up the middle
makes your ass quit
(tm) ***: ant has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) kraigu: ah, you know we alkies who can't afford cars and have to take public transit with uptimes less than a year. can't get enough. phlux: listen
we are all talking football here
UCLA loses
haha
losers kraigu: football's over, dude. phlux: oh well
Stanford is going to the rose bowl kraigu: Grey Cup game was Sunday, what's left to whine about? phlux: when alabama beats georgia tomorrow, we will go on to beat notre dame for the national championship kraigu: oh, you're on the team? congrats.
are they as impressed by your uptime as jdoe is? phlux: yes
why are you still so buttmad?
i thought we were over this kraigu: you already told me, I think it's cos I'm a drunken alkie who can't afford a car or a kept woman phlux: ok kraigu: jpalmer: but at least I don't mis-paste links, amirite? ;) phlux: i wish everyone would just leave jpalmer alone
god
i know we joke around
but he's the definition of square jpalmer: I dunno man.. I'll take the car and woman.. and mispaste a link occasionally.. personally! kraigu: no, everything I say is totally serious, that's how you can tell I'm butthurt. phlux: that's evident by your capitalism and punctuation jpalmer: lol kraigu: I'm not capitalist, I'm Liberterian Marxist, jeesh phlux: hey did you guys see the new commercial with chevy chase kraigu: Rand and Engels envy me phlux: it's for old navy or something
but it is reliving a christmas vacation moment kraigu: my uptime brings all the intellectually corrupt to the yard phlux: if you guys have seen the movie, anyway ***: himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 256 seconds) phlux: i still haven't seen the dark knight
i guess i should go buy it dec 4
but then what will jdoe get me for christmas? jdoe: prep h? kraigu: I'd have guessed Scope phlux: no regifts, jdoe jdoe: dark knight rises is okay. Weakest of the 3. phlux: we've been over this kraigu: no, jdoe just overbought for me phlux: wait wait
weakst of the 3
there are 3? jpalmer: I'm too square to do silly things like.. watch movies. phlux: wtf are you talking about kraigu: jpalmer: you just read reviews? phlux: is batman begins the prequel to the dark knight? kraigu: WILL THE MOON RISE IN THE NORTH? TUNE IN! phlux: i meant to say dark knight rises earlier, btw, i've seen dark knight
i have not, however, seen batman begins
favorite batman movie was batman returns..michael keaton > * kraigu: Beetlejuice wasn't a Batman movie, FYI. phlux: hilarious kraigu: I liked it phlux: i did too kraigu: then I hated it, that's how butthurt I am! phlux: in basic training, this dude got a card that played a song that was featured in beetlejuice kraigu: OH SHIT BASIC TRAINING WERE YOU IN THE MILITARY phlux: "Daylight come and me wanna go home..." etc
i've said like 3 times i'm in the uscg and counting down the days to the end of my enlistment
but congratulations on connecting the dots finally kraigu: a) I can't count, I'm an alkie, b) I don't know what a uscg is, c) I'm not sure how it's relevant phlux: i'm in environmental law
us coast guard kraigu: huh. I shot machine guns and mortars for my basic. phlux: congrats
you really like comparing your dick on irc huh kraigu: has about as much relevance, I think phlux: your uptime is still less than a year jpalmer: square alert. he's using a) b) c) syntax. don't fight it kraigu. we squares enjoy some alcohol on occasion. But usually in tightly buttoned up collared shirts and "business casual" slacks. kraigu: you brought it up first, and counted the number of times at that. -: phlux high fives jpalmer phlux: nice penny loafers -: kraigu steals them kraigu: fucking navy pukes phlux: man jpalmer: lol kraigu: jpalmer: can I nom them? phlux: i don't think my money is good here anymore jpalmer: kraigu: if you're drunk enough, sure. kraigu: jpalmer: think I need a few more :( phlux: friend of mine puked in the captain's shoes in the locker rooms one day kraigu: jpalmer: more like dollar loafers, amirite? :( phlux: I went to a small Christian college and I once witnessed a kid who forgot to pray before eating his meal in the cafeteria. He was sooooo embarrassed, but after giving him a hard time we all laughed it off. It was INSANE! jpalmer: it's all about the deck shoes, bro phlux: i lol irl every time i paste that
was jpalmer navy?
was/is jpalmer: I'm too square for the military. they looked at me and instantly discharged me. phlux: damn kraigu: discharge, navy... too easy. phlux: i mean i see people getting discharged for being too round
but never too square
sorry about that man
haha kraigu
good point
i kind of regret not going into the air force kraigu: holy shit, a coastie acknowledging a ground pounder? phlux: they get to play with some cool technology kraigu: won't you have to give up your canoe or something? :( phlux: meanwhile, my job in the cg is boring af
dude i don't get on boats are you fucking crazy? ***: himuraken has joined #arpnetworks phlux: i'm in environmental law man jpalmer: ok kids (see, thats a square expression, right?) it's past my bedtime. kraigu: jpalmer: no, "bedtime" is what makes it square ;) jpalmer: hehe phlux: i deal with oil spills, hazmat releases, waterfront facility safety & security inspections, and foreign flagged vessel examinations
but those vessels won't get underway while i'm on board
no sir kraigu: not enough horsepower? phlux: they'll be lucky if i let them get underway when i leave
some of these vessels that come into the houston ship channel are insanely big, though
no troll
you guys ever seen a roll-on, roll-off vessel? kraigu: no, we don't have boats where I come from jpalmer: the only boat talk kraigu understands is "3 sheets to the wind" kraigu: jpalmer: I thought it was bedtime~! jpalmer: ohshitbusted. kraigu: hah phlux: http://www.universalcargo.com/Portals/57382/images/roro.jpg
i helped with a joint operation with cbp here a few months back and did container inspections
opened one up and found a brand new rolls royce
it was beautiful dzup: ou toke it for a ride? phlux: no :( dzup: if no drive doesn't count kraigu: coasties don't know how to drive land vehicles, are you insane" phlux: tbh i wouldn't know how to get it out of the container
it's not like you can open the doors in there
they are packed in there pretty tight
idk if i'd have shipped a rolls in a container dzup: you a salt water or river mariner? kraigu: he's a land lawyer! phlux: ^
i don't really ever get underway kraigu: all the recruiters I talked to were navy -: RandalSchwartz waves phlux: but i deal with environmental law for both fresh and saltwater federally regulated waterways
everything i deal with here is salt, though
i guess old river is brackish
oh it's RandalSchwartz
i almost missed him
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sorry... had to change locations dzup: can someone letme use a vps for free to host my supybot to freenode?
doesnt hurt to ask
who knows i may get lucky, if you interested please privmsg me mnathani: whats a supybot ? milki: would you be interested in a really cheap shared aws instance?
o, $1/mo, it got more expensive -.- RandalSchwartz: free?
geez - if you can't pay $20/month, please leave -: milki nods
milki has access to a lot of free servers just for being a student RandalSchwartz: up_the_irons doesn't need crap-o's like you milki: but i still pay for a vps
! RandalSchwartz: dzup be gone dzup: hi
am not beging, am just asking if, if not its ok milki: this isnt a particularly appropriate forum for such questions toddf: $10/mo is the bottom of the barrel at arpnetworks, and it can be made useful ;-) dzup: i know
if everythink goes right with this new deal am qworkin on rightnow i will persuit my boss to get a arpnetwork vps for sure