how's it going HighJinx hehe all sorts o' fun :P doomviki1g, you and I should hit the Red Lion soon HighJinx: how's Glendale? lil' drunk n what not nice :) glendale blows ballz suxxx hahhahaahaha wow rather be @naomi yeah altho no fatties all all sorts of hotties so i can't really complain so is "DigiSynd" no longer and they call it Innovations or w/e the fuck? yup oh man that's a perk ;) doomviki1g is all sickly w/ the plague lol take care of him i wouldn't touch him w/ a 10ft pole atm maybe throw an orange or two maybe LOL [phlux@bryant ~]$ uptime 4:43PM up 496 days, 21:51, 2 users, load averages: 0.00, 0.01, 0.00 my ARP VPS wow 496 days without a single patch, thats cool freemeat do it then be my guest no one's hacked it so far so i'll challenge you to do it and i'll give you as much information as anyone else has: no information. so please, do it. i'll give you my next paycheck if you do, dzup nah, am not a hacker, that was a joke lol i do it but if you give me ssh access :p do it from there, i promise give me root and i'll hack you :) i just hate it when people say that "wow it's been over a year and you haven't patched anything or had a kernel upgrade good luck getting hacked" but a) no one even knows the IP of that machine, so who's going to hack it? b) it has yet to be done if/when it happens, i'll be concerned :P that vps basically runs an IRCd and SSHD are those patched? :-) Let me guess, its probably in one of these 4 netblocks: 208.79.88.0/21 OR 206.162.240.0/20 OR 206.125.168.0/21 OR 174.136.96.0/20 phlux: how much is your paycheck? :P lol phlux, never be tooo sure, we just dont know, well if your name its google maybe phlux, How about a hint: does the last octet = 130 ? lol no one else gets a hint phlux: not patching shit in a year means that whenever someone manages a local exploit against something (which is bound to happen eventually), you've given them root for free. if you try and run across a busy freeway with a blindfold on, and you make it... yes, you survived, but that doesn't make you any less of an idiot. so i'm an idiot? because i haven't rebooted a box that only runs an ircd? i'm all for a good discussion, but when you start hurling insults, you're only showing your own intelligence. when you're capable of holding a conversation and sharing your opinion without acting like a 15 year-old and using name-calling to get your (unwanted) opinion across, i'll consider taking you seriously. oh, i forgot to highlight him. jdoe. i guess that makes up_the_irons an idiot too, since it's being hosted on one of his servers. which, unless i signed up on the same day that machine rebooted, has been up for even longer than mine. phlux: has there been any kernel updates? (idk which distro you have on it) staticsafe: FreeBSD, so I'd assume so but nothing on that VPS is vital for anything hrm it's just an IRCd i don't even irc from it no worries, though, up_the_irons and i are just a couple of idiots according to jdoe well by kernel updates i mean security updates Perhaps you have hardened the OS so most exploits dont even apply, probably done by up_the_irons well, since jdoe makes assumptions about that information, i'll just take my title as an idiot and be happy with it. lol ok something is up with my phone, it does DHCP requests way too frequently what phone? phlux: Galaxy S captivate running CM9 nice..was hoping it was rooted. glad to hear it is i hate to admit this in the open, but i own an iphone 4s http://pastie.org/pastes/5461258/text?key=x3ludgvjtgnkzushb5xg6w - does this every two minutes or so i figured it would be my last chance to experience an iPhone before apple died with jobs (i still think i'm right) next phone will be going back to the android os, though although i do love my iPad :P that is interesting i wonder if some program you have installed is causing it to do that does it drop dhcp when the screen turns off or something retarded like that? phlux: nope phlux: my sister has the same phone (albeit running 2.3 stock), its fine weird indeed, i wouldn't have noticed if I haven't moved my dnsmasq from my router to my raspberry pi man i need to get one of those i've been putting it off mnathani: uptime alone implies nothing, for all I know up_the_irons uses ksplice or similar. Or maybe he just feels real confident in the security of kvm :P mnathani: hardening the kernel guarantees nothing. phlux: hi, yes, you are. hth. hand. ;) jdoe: my ubuntu 10.04 setups use AppArmor, which is nice to VM containment s/to/for/ ah. jdoe: and you're a child. phlux: oh man, what's with the ad hominems? :'(((( i'm honestly not sure why you're raging so hard about my vps running an ircd I think you're projecting, you seem to be the one who's emotionally involved here. chillout its friday night people! i'm just really concerned about your health and well-being if you get this mad over irc because someone hasn't rebooted their ircd vps jdoe: incorrect. you're the one who had to result to name calling. you let your emotions get the best of you. you need to step aside and take a minute to collect yourself. lol. catfight! I'M NOT MAD, YOU'RE MAD can everyone just chill out for a second you are all mad, and it is getting a little ridiculous. this is irc people I'm not sure how I could be mad, since I just reattached my screen. kraigu is obviously mad http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/news > phlux jdoe i mean, i would be angry if i still used screen too well, yeah. but not for the reasons expect. er, you expect. i'm sorry for bullying you, jdoe !tell kraigu http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/news don't go killing yourself or anything or anyone else for that matter oh, I see it's a dick-swinging contest. what the fuck is wrong with you? yeah basically lol now kraigu really is mad you won a war on IRC. congratulations. here i was trying to joke around with him YEAH I'M TOTES MAD and he just starts raging all over everyone in the channel kraigu │ what the fuck is wrong with you? it's IRC kraigu SO ANGRY THAT SOMEBODY I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE AND NEVER WILL SEE AGAIN PROVED SOME POINT stop taking it so seriously dude seriously, you're not really doing yourself any favors here you're just looking retarded yeah, that's me all right and sort of proving my point sorry what's your point again? you're right ok, go tit that you're mad if you have an issue, just use /ignore yeah, I'm completely invested in this conversation with, again, somebody I've never met before and never will meet again go ahead kraigu │ what the fuck is wrong with you? ^that totally shows you're not invested at all. no, I'm just not sober that's really not a surprise. I know, righ +t and you're arguing with me so, uh. 23:03 < phlux> if you have an issue, just use /ignore no issues here I don't even know what you're arguing about. something something LOL I NEVER PATCH put the bottle down use something else as a crutch for your problems like arguing on IRC with anonymous people got it yeah that can help relieve some of your tension i suppose HEY I WON AN ARGUMENT WITH SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ARGUMENT IS ABOUT but hey man i'm not the one admitting to a problem here, you are. its happly trollday, i get it! if that makes your dick bigger, well, go fuck a dog I gues 100% of the conversations i've ever held with you, you've been drinking. what does that say about you? dzup: this guy is too easy it says that what you say about others says more about yourself than those folks i can't really pass this one up I guess you're jealous that you can't afford alcohol? he's too drunk to form a coherent sentence. I dunno and you're STILL arguing with him! lol idk what's more hilarious the fact that this guy thinks he's not invested THIS GUY HAHAHAHAHA or that i don't ever drink what are you again man kraigu must get paid so much yep kraigu: shhh, leave him be. The sooner he confronts how trolled he is, the sooner he can move on with the healing. he can buy beer jdoe is still mad, i see completely mad he's SO MAD kraigu, again, you're really not doing yourself any favors. especially with the caps er so I care why?> you're proving my point time and time again lol if you didn't care, you wouldn't respond OH NO I LOST AN INTERNET WAR but you obviously care dearly yep because you can't leave it alone totally lol "totally" well, honestly, I'm waiting for a bus nice one a bus man you must be rich i mean yep my wife and i we have to use our own cars how poor is that? i'm sitting here talking to a drunk who's waiting for public transportation well, I know I don't have so much money I'll pay a DUI and who's the loser you I can't afford a car you're talking to me let me think about that one. yes, you're entertaining have you /ignored me yet? guess not. this is highly amusing lol ipfw add deny out ipfw add deny in ipfw add deny in mode to phlux kraigu :p the alcoholic waiting for public transportation is hurling insults the sober person who thinks it's cool to drive drunk is hurling insults at the so-called alcoholic who said i think it's cool to drive drunk? you're both wrong, it's two idiots slap-fighting ;) what you say about others says more about you than the other just saying. please copy/paste where i said you should drive drunk i'll wait jdoe: oh come on, you know you love me kraigu: <3 no everyone in here is an idiot except for jdoe obviously jdoe: did you know about kraigu's alcoholism? of course he did. he's so drunk he hasn't thought of a taxi and so poor he hasn't thought "taxi $15 bus $3" correct phlux: can you loan me $12? but wait a minute, just a second ago you were slinging your dick around about how you can afford alcohol no, you were I said nothing about how much I did or did not get paid kraigu: i don't loan to alcoholics. they will just buy more booze. of fucking course I will if you gave me money I'd consider it a point of pride to spend it on something you're obviously too good for. kraigu │ I guess you're jealous that you can't afford alcohol? hey, you can copy and paste no one said i'm too good for alcohol i drink fucking alkie, I knew it. but literally 100% of the conversations i've had with you, you've been drunk literally. LIT ER ALL Y 100% of the conversations you've had with me, i've been sober. care to comment? you lie? 100% of the conversations you've had with me, i've been sober. care to comment? why else would you be aruging with an alkie care to comment? 100% of the conversations i've had with you, you've been drunk care to comment? you take the word of people you've never met before. phlux: I don't care to participate, I won't enable your trolledness. ok, so you don't care to comment, kraigu? I declare myself a drunken alcoholic, and yourself a sober uptight dickhead. jdoe: who is trolling? i'm pointing out facts. look at the statistics 100% of the conversations i've had with kraigu, he has been under the influence of alcohol who is easily trolled by drunken folks. to the point that he can not legally drive home i'm just expressing concern here. you should I think you should express your concern physically kraigu: care to comment about being drunk 100% of the time i've had a conversation with you? I need love you have a wife, but I'm a lonely alcoholic well she's asleep so we can always use the couch i guess so much the better then can jdoe be the bottom? I don't know, ask him, he's a mature adult jdoe: care to comment? *snort* oh nevermind we have a volunteer staticsafe: would you care to be the bottom? does your wife know you argue with drunken morons while she's asleep? naw kraigu: i don't honestly have conversations about irc with my wife - it isn't that important to me staticsafe: come on man. i'll bring the alcohol haha oh fuck, you'll feed HIM but not ME? i don't drink alcohol oh no wonder you won't be the bottom staticsafe: can I have your share? kraigu: sure awesome FINE i'll enable you but just this once phlux: I'll totally sammich you if you give me both his and my share ok deal I'll envelop you in my overly-caring man-boobs what are we arguing about again anyway but all we have here is non-alcoholic beer this is a christian esablishment I think it was "lol I never patch so my dick is big" but I'm not sure? jk yeah i pasted an uptime log that (to my surprise) was as high as it was and i fully intend to patch, i just honestly haven't paid any attention to it because like i said, all it does is run an insignificant ircd but i decided to let #arpnetworks take it way too seriously oh, "I'm so lazy an alcoholic patches more than I can be bothered to", got it :D and jdoe buttraged all over the channel xD nah i patch my VPSes that actually do something that VPS just sits idly by, really does nothing vital that's what I said, innit i fully intended to use it one day, but never got around to it Jesus. can't we all just get along? jpalmer: NO I HATE SOBER PEOPLE oh god jpalmer: that would be no fun here comes the party pooper THEY MAKE ME FEEL BAD BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD A DUI jpalmer comes in here and breaks EVERYTHING up he's such a square, man [] <-- me :P no, that's a fairly round name it's got a p and an a ... hm jpalmer: you're pretty square, dude yep jpalmer: don't worry, almost 30 minutes ago phlux assured the channel he wasn't trolled. that's an actual self-portrait actually also angry alcoholics are completely beneath notice! lol jpalmer nevermind jdoe, he's an idiot who takes me to literally/seriously I just figured I'd pop in and see what was going on. night all! I think I'm supposed to be single or something too, since a wife was mentioned he's pretty bothered by me because he can't get me out of his head even tough i'm not talking to him phlux: Y/n? single life \o/ kraigu: i'm pretty sure you're supposed to be with me now and we're ditching the wife or something like that should i go wake her, or should i let you? I don't like women, obviously, I'm a lesser man else I'd have a greater uptime ah, good point also I'd be more soberer or driving or some shit, I can't keep up never mind me though i'm pretty drunk no, that's mee try to keep up oh now i'm completely confused also my uptime is only 211 days. i thought you were a square..? only in the k and i https://www.waze.com/editor/?zoom=7&lat=27.01291&lon=-82.14636&layers=BFTFFTTTTTTFTTTTTTTTTFT&segments=10786318,67331866 and, wrong window jpalmer: can I click anyway? heh sure. night, jpalmer kraigu: but it's only for squares, fair warning :P man i don't have a waze account i don't even know what waze is oof! you need to get one! jpalmer: that's not a really very interesting link, sorry jpalmer: I like phlux's better waze is the bestes free turn by turn nav app on the planet ah i don't really use gps on my phone :\ unless i'm in a government vehicle or something but my car has nav built in (and the accidental link.. waze lets users edit the map to improve routing in your local areas) oh that's pretty cool I don't have a car because I'm a single alkie i can see it being abused though true story, kraigu I'm not sure which is the major contributing factor my wife doesn't work, though, kraigu not too badly. they have systems in place for abuse so i can just give you her car jpalmer: that's good cool anyway, that was my square link in the wrong window for the day :P I don't want it unless it gets less than 15 mpg lol i like jpalmer i wish i could afford to live here with a car that got less than 15mpg but i live like 32 miles from base yeah, I remember working at fast food restaurants too i wish .. actually, I don't, but I'm trying to play along there are like 10 of those across the street i tried working in food when i was in high school i worked at a subway for 3 days last year? 2007 was my senior year bro it was awesome I have a 96 chevy silverado 2500. it gets 9mpg hwy. I work 100 miles away (round trip) so.. I bought a used car. get this.. car payment, insurance, AND fual for the car, is cheaper than gas in the truck for the month. they kicked you out for trying to wash your hands in the toilet too? MAN I hate that. in 2008 i joined the uscg and now i'm counting the days until that contract expires jpalmer: you should load the car INTO the truck jpalmer: i believe you actually double mileage, amirite jpalmer: when i first got stationed in houston, i drove a '95 blazer that i was working on, and it went the same way it was only a 4.3 V6 and it still only got ~10mpg it's crazy, isn't it I had an 8.6 V12 and it got 20mpg yep jpalmer: still driving a chevy? i completely bitched out and went all "family man" on my latest car I still own it. we drive it once a week about 2 miles round trip with the trailer. hehe the only fully loaded car i'll ever own, too nissan rogue :| I'm fully loaded, you could own me for a car wait, what? our family is no longer an american car owner until I get rid of the long ass daily commute, I won't be buying any new cars. used is the only way to go. and then.. drive it till the wheels fall off. when i get out of the cg, i plan to try to trade in the rogue i'll probably get a pickup, but i have no idea right now this rogue drives me crazy though it's a nice little crossover but it just feels wrong try putting it in a different hole :P i've tried 4 different ones though :| man are any of you watching this crappy pac 12 championship on fox? nah, I'm so hipster I don't have television. woah ucla stays alive wtf i'm not a west-coast football fan at all big alabama fan here that's a relief. but i do want ucla to beat stanford i know that west-coast offense is just a bunch of smoke and mirrors amirite alabama pounds you up the middle makes your ass quit (tm) ah, you know we alkies who can't afford cars and have to take public transit with uptimes less than a year. can't get enough. listen we are all talking football here UCLA loses haha losers football's over, dude. oh well Stanford is going to the rose bowl Grey Cup game was Sunday, what's left to whine about? when alabama beats georgia tomorrow, we will go on to beat notre dame for the national championship oh, you're on the team? congrats. are they as impressed by your uptime as jdoe is? yes why are you still so buttmad? i thought we were over this you already told me, I think it's cos I'm a drunken alkie who can't afford a car or a kept woman ok jpalmer: but at least I don't mis-paste links, amirite? ;) i wish everyone would just leave jpalmer alone god i know we joke around but he's the definition of square I dunno man.. I'll take the car and woman.. and mispaste a link occasionally.. personally! no, everything I say is totally serious, that's how you can tell I'm butthurt. that's evident by your capitalism and punctuation lol I'm not capitalist, I'm Liberterian Marxist, jeesh hey did you guys see the new commercial with chevy chase Rand and Engels envy me it's for old navy or something but it is reliving a christmas vacation moment my uptime brings all the intellectually corrupt to the yard if you guys have seen the movie, anyway i still haven't seen the dark knight i guess i should go buy it dec 4 but then what will jdoe get me for christmas? prep h? I'd have guessed Scope no regifts, jdoe dark knight rises is okay. Weakest of the 3. we've been over this no, jdoe just overbought for me wait wait weakst of the 3 there are 3? I'm too square to do silly things like.. watch movies. wtf are you talking about jpalmer: you just read reviews? is batman begins the prequel to the dark knight? WILL THE MOON RISE IN THE NORTH? TUNE IN! i meant to say dark knight rises earlier, btw, i've seen dark knight i have not, however, seen batman begins favorite batman movie was batman returns..michael keaton > * Beetlejuice wasn't a Batman movie, FYI. hilarious I liked it i did too then I hated it, that's how butthurt I am! in basic training, this dude got a card that played a song that was featured in beetlejuice OH SHIT BASIC TRAINING WERE YOU IN THE MILITARY "Daylight come and me wanna go home..." etc i've said like 3 times i'm in the uscg and counting down the days to the end of my enlistment but congratulations on connecting the dots finally a) I can't count, I'm an alkie, b) I don't know what a uscg is, c) I'm not sure how it's relevant i'm in environmental law us coast guard huh. I shot machine guns and mortars for my basic. congrats you really like comparing your dick on irc huh has about as much relevance, I think your uptime is still less than a year square alert. he's using a) b) c) syntax. don't fight it kraigu. we squares enjoy some alcohol on occasion. But usually in tightly buttoned up collared shirts and "business casual" slacks. you brought it up first, and counted the number of times at that. nice penny loafers fucking navy pukes man lol jpalmer: can I nom them? i don't think my money is good here anymore kraigu: if you're drunk enough, sure. jpalmer: think I need a few more :( friend of mine puked in the captain's shoes in the locker rooms one day jpalmer: more like dollar loafers, amirite? :( I went to a small Christian college and I once witnessed a kid who forgot to pray before eating his meal in the cafeteria. He was sooooo embarrassed, but after giving him a hard time we all laughed it off. It was INSANE! it's all about the deck shoes, bro i lol irl every time i paste that was jpalmer navy? was/is I'm too square for the military. they looked at me and instantly discharged me. damn discharge, navy... too easy. i mean i see people getting discharged for being too round but never too square sorry about that man haha kraigu good point i kind of regret not going into the air force holy shit, a coastie acknowledging a ground pounder? they get to play with some cool technology won't you have to give up your canoe or something? :( meanwhile, my job in the cg is boring af dude i don't get on boats are you fucking crazy? i'm in environmental law man ok kids (see, thats a square expression, right?) it's past my bedtime. jpalmer: no, "bedtime" is what makes it square ;) hehe i deal with oil spills, hazmat releases, waterfront facility safety & security inspections, and foreign flagged vessel examinations but those vessels won't get underway while i'm on board no sir not enough horsepower? they'll be lucky if i let them get underway when i leave some of these vessels that come into the houston ship channel are insanely big, though no troll you guys ever seen a roll-on, roll-off vessel? no, we don't have boats where I come from the only boat talk kraigu understands is "3 sheets to the wind" jpalmer: I thought it was bedtime~! ohshitbusted. hah http://www.universalcargo.com/Portals/57382/images/roro.jpg i helped with a joint operation with cbp here a few months back and did container inspections opened one up and found a brand new rolls royce it was beautiful ou toke it for a ride? no :( if no drive doesn't count coasties don't know how to drive land vehicles, are you insane" tbh i wouldn't know how to get it out of the container it's not like you can open the doors in there they are packed in there pretty tight idk if i'd have shipped a rolls in a container you a salt water or river mariner? he's a land lawyer! ^ i don't really ever get underway all the recruiters I talked to were navy but i deal with environmental law for both fresh and saltwater federally regulated waterways everything i deal with here is salt, though i guess old river is brackish oh it's RandalSchwartz i almost missed him hi hi sorry... had to change locations can someone letme use a vps for free to host my supybot to freenode? doesnt hurt to ask who knows i may get lucky, if you interested please privmsg me whats a supybot ? would you be interested in a really cheap shared aws instance? o, $1/mo, it got more expensive -.- free? geez - if you can't pay $20/month, please leave up_the_irons doesn't need crap-o's like you but i still pay for a vps ! dzup be gone hi am not beging, am just asking if, if not its ok this isnt a particularly appropriate forum for such questions $10/mo is the bottom of the barrel at arpnetworks, and it can be made useful ;-) i know if everythink goes right with this new deal am qworkin on rightnow i will persuit my boss to get a arpnetwork vps for sure