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[02:33] lil' drunk n what not [02:33] nice :) [02:33] glendale blows ballz [02:33] suxxx [02:33] hahhahaahaha [02:33] wow [02:34] rather be @naomi [02:34] yeah [02:34] altho no fatties all all sorts of hotties so i can't really complain [02:34] so is "DigiSynd" no longer and they call it Innovations or w/e the fuck? [02:34] yup [02:34] oh man [02:35] that's a perk [02:35] ;) [02:36] doomviki1g is all sickly w/ the plague [02:36] lol [02:36] take care of him [02:36] i wouldn't touch him w/ a 10ft pole atm [02:37] maybe throw an orange or two maybe [02:40] LOL [03:47] *** hypnotistrabbit is now known as dzup [04:17] *** staticsafe has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) [04:17] *** staticsafe has joined #arpnetworks [04:17] *** staticsafe is now known as Guest67088 [04:42] *** Ehtyar has joined #arpnetworks [07:26] *** cmeiklejohn has joined #arpnetworks [08:10] *** cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.) 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[13:37] *** cmeiklejohn has joined #arpnetworks [13:58] *** HighJinx has quit IRC (Quit: [Textual IRC Client: http://www.textualapp.com/]) [14:00] *** HighJinx has joined #arpnetworks [15:00] *** cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Quit: ["Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com"]) [16:00] *** userZero has quit IRC (Quit: Coyote finally caught me) [16:43] [phlux@bryant ~]$ uptime [16:43] 4:43PM up 496 days, 21:51, 2 users, load averages: 0.00, 0.01, 0.00 [16:44] my ARP VPS [16:46] wow [16:46] 496 days without a single patch, thats cool [16:46] freemeat [17:22] *** cmeiklejohn has joined #arpnetworks [17:30] do it then [17:30] be my guest [17:30] no one's hacked it so far [17:31] so i'll challenge you to do it [17:31] and i'll give you as much information as anyone else has: no information. [17:31] so please, do it. [17:31] i'll give you my next paycheck if you do, dzup [17:35] nah, am not a hacker, that was a joke lol [17:36] i do it but if you give me ssh access :p [17:36] do it from there, i promise [17:42] *** cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.) [17:51] give me root and i'll hack you :) [17:54] i just hate it when people say that [17:54] "wow it's been over a year and you haven't patched anything or had a kernel upgrade good luck getting hacked" [17:55] but a) no one even knows the IP of that machine, so who's going to hack it? b) it has yet to be done [17:55] if/when it happens, i'll be concerned :P [17:55] that vps basically runs an IRCd and SSHD [17:57] are those patched? :-) [18:12] *** himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) [18:18] Let me guess, its probably in one of these 4 netblocks: 208.79.88.0/21 OR 206.162.240.0/20 OR 206.125.168.0/21 OR 174.136.96.0/20 [18:20] phlux: how much is your paycheck? [18:20] :P [18:22] lol [18:23] phlux, never be tooo sure, we just dont know, well if your name its google maybe [18:24] *** himuraken has joined #arpnetworks [18:30] phlux, How about a hint: does the last octet = 130 ? [18:32] lol no one else gets a hint [18:38] *** himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 250 seconds) [18:39] *** HighJinx has quit IRC (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.) [18:49] *** himuraken has joined #arpnetworks [18:54] *** himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 252 seconds) [19:06] *** himuraken has joined #arpnetworks [19:11] *** himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 244 seconds) [19:21] phlux: not patching shit in a year means that whenever someone manages a local exploit against something (which is bound to happen eventually), you've given them root for free. [19:21] if you try and run across a busy freeway with a blindfold on, and you make it... yes, you survived, but that doesn't make you any less of an idiot. [19:24] so i'm an idiot? [19:24] because i haven't rebooted a box that only runs an ircd? [19:24] *** himuraken has joined #arpnetworks [19:24] i'm all for a good discussion, but when you start hurling insults, you're only showing your own intelligence. [19:26] when you're capable of holding a conversation and sharing your opinion without acting like a 15 year-old and using name-calling to get your (unwanted) opinion across, i'll consider taking you seriously. [19:26] oh, i forgot to highlight him. jdoe. [19:27] i guess that makes up_the_irons an idiot too, since it's being hosted on one of his servers. [19:28] which, unless i signed up on the same day that machine rebooted, has been up for even longer than mine. [19:28] phlux: has there been any kernel updates? [19:28] (idk which distro you have on it) [19:28] staticsafe: FreeBSD, so I'd assume so [19:28] but nothing on that VPS is vital for anything [19:28] hrm [19:29] it's just an IRCd [19:29] i don't even irc from it [19:29] no worries, though, up_the_irons and i are just a couple of idiots according to jdoe [19:29] well by kernel updates i mean security updates [19:30] Perhaps you have hardened the OS so most exploits dont even apply, probably done by up_the_irons [19:31] well, since jdoe makes assumptions about that information, i'll just take my title as an idiot and be happy with it. [19:31] * staticsafe gives phlux the idiot cap [19:31] lol [19:31] * phlux wears it proudly [19:33] ok something is up with my phone, it does DHCP requests way too frequently [19:34] what phone? [19:35] phlux: Galaxy S captivate running CM9 [19:35] nice..was hoping it was rooted. [19:35] glad to hear it is [19:35] *** himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) [19:35] i hate to admit this in the open, but i own an iphone 4s [19:35] http://pastie.org/pastes/5461258/text?key=x3ludgvjtgnkzushb5xg6w - does this every two minutes or so [19:36] i figured it would be my last chance to experience an iPhone before apple died with jobs (i still think i'm right) [19:36] next phone will be going back to the android os, though [19:36] although i do love my iPad :P [19:36] that is interesting [19:37] i wonder if some program you have installed is causing it to do that [19:37] does it drop dhcp when the screen turns off or something retarded like that? [19:37] phlux: nope [19:39] phlux: my sister has the same phone (albeit running 2.3 stock), its fine [19:39] weird [19:39] indeed, i wouldn't have noticed if I haven't moved my dnsmasq from my router to my raspberry pi [19:41] man i need to get one of those [19:42] i've been putting it off [19:47] *** himuraken has joined #arpnetworks [19:53] *** cmeiklejohn has joined #arpnetworks [19:53] mnathani: uptime alone implies nothing, for all I know up_the_irons uses ksplice or similar. Or maybe he just feels real confident in the security of kvm :P [19:54] mnathani: hardening the kernel guarantees nothing. [19:54] phlux: hi, yes, you are. [19:54] hth. hand. ;) [19:54] jdoe: my ubuntu 10.04 setups use AppArmor, which is nice to VM containment [19:55] s/to/for/ [19:56] ah. [19:56] jdoe: and you're a child. [19:56] phlux: oh man, what's with the ad hominems? :'(((( [19:57] i'm honestly not sure why you're raging so hard about my vps running an ircd [19:57] I think you're projecting, you seem to be the one who's emotionally involved here. [19:57] chillout its friday night people! [19:57] i'm just really concerned about your health and well-being if you get this mad over irc because someone hasn't rebooted their ircd vps [19:58] jdoe: incorrect. you're the one who had to result to name calling. you let your emotions get the best of you. you need to step aside and take a minute to collect yourself. [19:58] lol. [19:58] catfight! [19:58] I'M NOT MAD, YOU'RE MAD [19:59] can everyone just chill out for a second [19:59] you are all mad, and it is getting a little ridiculous. [19:59] this is irc people [20:00] I'm not sure how I could be mad, since I just reattached my screen. [20:00] kraigu is obviously mad [20:00] http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/news > phlux jdoe [20:00] i mean, i would be angry if i still used screen too [20:00] well, yeah. but not for the reasons expect. [20:01] er, you expect. [20:01] i'm sorry for bullying you, jdoe [20:01] !tell kraigu http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/news [20:01] don't go killing yourself or anything [20:01] or anyone else for that matter [20:01] oh, I see it's a dick-swinging contest. [20:01] what the fuck is wrong with you? [20:01] yeah basically [20:02] lol now kraigu really is mad [20:02] you won a war on IRC. congratulations. [20:02] here i was trying to joke around with him [20:02] YEAH I'M TOTES MAD [20:02] and he just starts raging all over everyone in the channel [20:02] kraigu │ what the fuck is wrong with you? [20:02] it's IRC kraigu [20:02] SO ANGRY THAT SOMEBODY I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE AND NEVER WILL SEE AGAIN PROVED SOME POINT [20:02] stop taking it so seriously [20:02] dude [20:02] seriously, you're not really doing yourself any favors here [20:02] you're just looking retarded [20:02] yeah, that's me all right [20:02] and sort of proving my point [20:03] * dzup help its one clic away [20:03] sorry [20:03] what's your point again? [20:03] you're right [20:03] ok, go tit [20:03] that you're mad [20:03] if you have an issue, just use /ignore [20:03] yeah, I'm completely invested in this conversation with, again, somebody I've never met before and never will meet again [20:03] go ahead [20:03] kraigu │ what the fuck is wrong with you? [20:03] ^that totally shows you're not invested at all. [20:03] no, I'm just not sober [20:04] that's really not a surprise. [20:04] I know, righ [20:04] +t [20:04] and you're arguing with me [20:04] so, uh. [20:04] 23:03 < phlux> if you have an issue, just use /ignore [20:04] no issues here [20:04] I don't even know what you're arguing about. [20:04] something something LOL I NEVER PATCH [20:04] put the bottle down [20:05] use something else as a crutch for your problems [20:05] like arguing on IRC with anonymous people [20:05] got it [20:05] yeah that can help relieve some of your tension i suppose [20:05] HEY I WON AN ARGUMENT WITH SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ARGUMENT IS ABOUT [20:05] but hey man i'm not the one admitting to a problem here, you are. [20:05] its happly trollday, i get it! [20:05] if that makes your dick bigger, well, go fuck a dog I gues [20:06] 100% of the conversations i've ever held with you, you've been drinking. [20:06] what does that say about you? [20:06] dzup: this guy is too easy [20:06] it says that what you say about others says more about yourself than those folks [20:06] i can't really pass this one up [20:06] I guess you're jealous that you can't afford alcohol? [20:06] he's too drunk to form a coherent sentence. [20:06] I dunno [20:06] *** himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) [20:06] and you're STILL arguing with him! [20:06] lol [20:07] idk what's more hilarious [20:07] the fact that this guy thinks he's not invested [20:07] THIS GUY HAHAHAHAHA [20:07] or that i don't ever drink [20:07] what are you again [20:07] man kraigu must get paid so much [20:07] yep [20:07] kraigu: shhh, leave him be. The sooner he confronts how trolled he is, the sooner he can move on with the healing. [20:07] he can buy beer [20:07] jdoe is still mad, i see [20:07] completely mad [20:08] he's SO MAD [20:08] kraigu, again, you're really not doing yourself any favors. [20:08] especially with the caps [20:08] er [20:08] so [20:08] I care why?> [20:08] you're proving my point time and time again [20:08] lol [20:08] if you didn't care, you wouldn't respond [20:08] OH NO I LOST AN INTERNET WAR [20:08] but you obviously care dearly [20:08] yep [20:08] because you can't leave it alone [20:08] totally [20:08] lol [20:08] "totally" [20:08] well, honestly, I'm waiting for a bus [20:08] nice one [20:08] a bus [20:08] man [20:08] you must be rich [20:08] i mean [20:08] yep [20:08] my wife and i [20:08] we have to use our own cars [20:09] how poor is that? [20:09] i'm sitting here talking to a drunk who's waiting for public transportation [20:09] well, I know I don't have so much money I'll pay a DUI [20:09] and who's the loser [20:09] you [20:09] I can't afford a car [20:09] you're talking to me [20:09] let me think about that one. [20:09] yes, you're entertaining [20:09] have you /ignored me yet? [20:10] guess not. [20:10] this is highly amusing [20:10] lol [20:11] * dzup sets ipfw add deny in [20:11] ipfw add deny out [20:11] ipfw add deny in [20:11] ipfw add deny in mode to phlux kraigu [20:11] :p [20:11] the alcoholic waiting for public transportation is hurling insults [20:11] the sober person who thinks it's cool to drive drunk is hurling insults at the so-called alcoholic [20:11] who said i think it's cool to drive drunk? [20:11] you're both wrong, it's two idiots slap-fighting ;) [20:12] what you say about others says more about you than the other [20:12] just saying. [20:12] please copy/paste where i said you should drive drunk [20:12] i'll wait [20:12] jdoe: oh come on, you know you love me [20:12] kraigu: <3 [20:12] no everyone in here is an idiot [20:12] except for jdoe [20:12] obviously [20:12] jdoe: did you know about kraigu's alcoholism? [20:12] of course he did. [20:12] he's so drunk he hasn't thought of a taxi [20:13] and so poor he hasn't thought "taxi $15 bus $3" [20:13] correct [20:13] phlux: can you loan me $12? [20:13] but wait a minute, just a second ago you were slinging your dick around about how you can afford alcohol [20:13] no, you were [20:13] I said nothing about how much I did or did not get paid [20:13] kraigu: i don't loan to alcoholics. they will just buy more booze. [20:14] of fucking course I will [20:14] if you gave me money I'd consider it a point of pride to spend it on something you're obviously too good for. [20:14] kraigu │ I guess you're jealous that you can't afford alcohol? [20:14] hey, you can copy and paste [20:14] no one said i'm too good for alcohol [20:14] i drink [20:14] fucking alkie, I knew it. [20:14] but literally 100% of the conversations i've had with you, you've been drunk [20:14] literally. [20:14] LIT [20:14] ER [20:14] ALL [20:14] Y [20:15] 100% of the conversations you've had with me, i've been sober. [20:15] care to comment? [20:15] you lie? [20:15] 100% of the conversations you've had with me, i've been sober. [20:15] care to comment? [20:15] why else would you be aruging with an alkie [20:15] care to comment? [20:15] 100% of the conversations i've had with you, you've been drunk [20:15] care to comment? [20:15] you take the word of people you've never met before. [20:15] phlux: I don't care to participate, I won't enable your trolledness. [20:16] ok, so you don't care to comment, kraigu? [20:16] I declare myself a drunken alcoholic, and yourself a sober uptight dickhead. [20:16] jdoe: who is trolling? i'm pointing out facts. [20:16] look at the statistics [20:16] 100% of the conversations i've had with kraigu, he has been under the influence of alcohol [20:16] who is easily trolled by drunken folks. [20:16] to the point that he can not legally drive home [20:17] i'm just expressing concern here. [20:17] you should [20:17] I think you should express your concern physically [20:17] kraigu: care to comment about being drunk 100% of the time i've had a conversation with you? [20:17] I need love [20:17] you have a wife, but I'm a lonely alcoholic [20:17] well she's asleep [20:17] so we can always use the couch i guess [20:17] so much the better then [20:17] can jdoe be the bottom? [20:18] I don't know, ask him, he's a mature adult [20:18] jdoe: care to comment? [20:18] *snort* [20:18] oh nevermind we have a volunteer [20:18] staticsafe: would you care to be the bottom? [20:18] does your wife know you argue with drunken morons while she's asleep? [20:18] naw [20:19] kraigu: i don't honestly have conversations about irc with my wife - it isn't that important to me [20:19] staticsafe: come on man. i'll bring the alcohol [20:19] haha [20:19] oh fuck, you'll feed HIM but not ME? [20:19] i don't drink alcohol [20:19] oh [20:19] no wonder you won't be the bottom [20:19] staticsafe: can I have your share? [20:19] *** himuraken has joined #arpnetworks [20:19] kraigu: sure [20:19] awesome [20:19] FINE [20:19] i'll enable you [20:20] but just this once [20:20] phlux: I'll totally sammich you if you give me both his and my share [20:20] ok deal [20:20] I'll envelop you in my overly-caring man-boobs [20:20] what are we arguing about again anyway [20:20] but all we have here is non-alcoholic beer [20:20] this is a christian esablishment [20:20] I think it was "lol I never patch so my dick is big" but I'm not sure? [20:20] jk [20:21] yeah i pasted an uptime log that (to my surprise) was as high as it was [20:21] and i fully intend to patch, i just honestly haven't paid any attention to it [20:21] because like i said, all it does is run an insignificant ircd [20:21] but i decided to let #arpnetworks take it way too seriously [20:21] oh, "I'm so lazy an alcoholic patches more than I can be bothered to", got it :D [20:21] and jdoe buttraged all over the channel [20:21] xD [20:21] nah i patch my VPSes that actually do something [20:21] that VPS just sits idly by, really [20:22] does nothing vital [20:22] that's what I said, innit [20:22] i fully intended to use it one day, but never got around to it [20:22] Jesus. can't we all just get along? [20:22] jpalmer: NO [20:22] I HATE SOBER PEOPLE [20:22] oh god [20:22] jpalmer: that would be no fun [20:22] here comes the party pooper [20:22] THEY MAKE ME FEEL BAD BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD A DUI [20:22] jpalmer comes in here and breaks EVERYTHING up [20:23] he's such a square, man [20:23] [] <-- me :P [20:23] no, that's a fairly round name [20:23] it's got a p [20:23] and an a [20:23] ... hm [20:23] jpalmer: you're pretty square, dude [20:23] yep [20:23] jpalmer: don't worry, almost 30 minutes ago phlux assured the channel he wasn't trolled. [20:23] that's an actual self-portrait actually [20:24] also angry alcoholics are completely beneath notice! [20:24] lol jpalmer nevermind jdoe, he's an idiot who takes me to literally/seriously [20:24] I just figured I'd pop in and see what was going on. night all! [20:24] *** himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 244 seconds) [20:24] I think I'm supposed to be single or something too, since a wife was mentioned [20:24] he's pretty bothered by me because he can't get me out of his head even tough i'm not talking to him [20:24] phlux: Y/n? [20:24] single life \o/ [20:24] kraigu: i'm pretty sure you're supposed to be with me now [20:24] and we're ditching the wife [20:24] or something like that [20:24] should i go wake her, or should i let you? [20:25] I don't like women, obviously, I'm a lesser man else I'd have a greater uptime [20:25] ah, good point [20:25] also I'd be more soberer or driving or some shit, I can't keep up [20:25] never mind me though [20:25] i'm pretty drunk [20:26] no, that's mee [20:26] try to keep up [20:26] oh [20:26] now i'm completely confused [20:26] also my uptime is only 211 days. [20:26] i thought you were a square..? [20:26] only in the k and i [20:26] https://www.waze.com/editor/?zoom=7&lat=27.01291&lon=-82.14636&layers=BFTFFTTTTTTFTTTTTTTTTFT&segments=10786318,67331866 [20:27] and, wrong window [20:27] jpalmer: can I click anyway? [20:27] heh sure. [20:27] night, jpalmer [20:27] kraigu: but it's only for squares, fair warning :P [20:27] man i don't have a waze account [20:27] i don't even know what waze is [20:27] oof! you need to get one! [20:27] jpalmer: that's not a really very interesting link, sorry [20:27] jpalmer: I like phlux's better [20:28] waze is the bestes free turn by turn nav app on the planet [20:28] ah [20:28] i don't really use gps on my phone :\ [20:28] unless i'm in a government vehicle or something [20:28] but my car has nav built in [20:28] (and the accidental link.. waze lets users edit the map to improve routing in your local areas) [20:28] oh that's pretty cool [20:29] I don't have a car because I'm a single alkie [20:29] i can see it being abused though [20:29] true story, kraigu [20:29] I'm not sure which is the major contributing factor [20:29] my wife doesn't work, though, kraigu [20:29] not too badly. they have systems in place for abuse [20:29] so i can just give you her car [20:29] jpalmer: that's good [20:29] cool [20:29] anyway, that was my square link in the wrong window for the day :P [20:29] I don't want it unless it gets less than 15 mpg [20:29] lol [20:29] i like jpalmer [20:30] i wish i could afford to live here with a car that got less than 15mpg [20:30] but i live like 32 miles from base [20:30] yeah, I remember working at fast food restaurants too [20:30] i wish [20:30] .. actually, I don't, but I'm trying to play along [20:31] there are like 10 of those across the street [20:31] i tried working in food when i was in high school [20:31] i worked at a subway for 3 days [20:31] last year? [20:31] 2007 was my senior year bro [20:31] it was awesome [20:31] I have a 96 chevy silverado 2500. it gets 9mpg hwy. I work 100 miles away (round trip) so.. I bought a used car. get this.. car payment, insurance, AND fual for the car, is cheaper than gas in the truck for the month. [20:31] they kicked you out for trying to wash your hands in the toilet too? MAN I hate that. [20:31] in 2008 i joined the uscg [20:31] and now i'm counting the days until that contract expires [20:32] jpalmer: you should load the car INTO the truck [20:32] jpalmer: i believe you actually [20:32] double mileage, amirite [20:32] jpalmer: when i first got stationed in houston, i drove a '95 blazer that i was working on, and it went the same way [20:32] it was only a 4.3 V6 and it still only got ~10mpg [20:32] it's crazy, isn't it [20:32] *** cmeiklejohn has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 256 seconds) [20:33] I had an 8.6 V12 and it got 20mpg [20:33] yep [20:33] jpalmer: still driving a chevy? [20:33] i completely bitched out and went all "family man" on my latest car [20:33] I still own it. we drive it once a week about 2 miles round trip with the trailer. hehe [20:33] the only fully loaded car i'll ever own, too [20:33] nissan rogue :| [20:34] I'm fully loaded, you could own me for a car [20:34] wait, what? [20:34] our family is no longer an american car owner [20:34] until I get rid of the long ass daily commute, I won't be buying any new cars. used is the only way to go. and then.. drive it till the wheels fall off. [20:35] when i get out of the cg, i plan to try to trade in the rogue [20:35] i'll probably get a pickup, but i have no idea right now [20:35] this rogue drives me crazy though [20:35] it's a nice little crossover [20:35] but it just feels wrong [20:36] try putting it in a different hole :P [20:36] *** himuraken has joined #arpnetworks [20:36] i've tried 4 different ones though :| [20:36] man [20:36] are any of you watching this crappy pac 12 championship on fox? [20:37] nah, I'm so hipster I don't have television. [20:37] woah ucla stays alive wtf [20:37] i'm not a west-coast football fan at all [20:37] big alabama fan here [20:37] that's a relief. [20:37] but i do want ucla to beat stanford [20:37] i know [20:37] that west-coast offense is just a bunch of smoke and mirrors amirite [20:37] alabama pounds you up the middle [20:38] makes your ass quit [20:38] (tm) [20:38] *** ant has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [20:38] ah, you know we alkies who can't afford cars and have to take public transit with uptimes less than a year. can't get enough. [20:39] listen [20:39] we are all talking football here [20:39] UCLA loses [20:39] haha [20:39] losers [20:39] football's over, dude. [20:39] oh well [20:39] Stanford is going to the rose bowl [20:39] Grey Cup game was Sunday, what's left to whine about? [20:39] when alabama beats georgia tomorrow, we will go on to beat notre dame for the national championship [20:40] oh, you're on the team? congrats. [20:40] are they as impressed by your uptime as jdoe is? [20:40] yes [20:40] why are you still so buttmad? [20:40] i thought we were over this [20:41] you already told me, I think it's cos I'm a drunken alkie who can't afford a car or a kept woman [20:41] ok [20:42] jpalmer: but at least I don't mis-paste links, amirite? ;) [20:42] i wish everyone would just leave jpalmer alone [20:42] god [20:42] i know we joke around [20:43] but he's the definition of square [20:43] I dunno man.. I'll take the car and woman.. and mispaste a link occasionally.. personally! [20:43] no, everything I say is totally serious, that's how you can tell I'm butthurt. [20:43] that's evident by your capitalism and punctuation [20:43] lol [20:43] I'm not capitalist, I'm Liberterian Marxist, jeesh [20:44] hey did you guys see the new commercial with chevy chase [20:44] Rand and Engels envy me [20:44] it's for old navy or something [20:44] but it is reliving a christmas vacation moment [20:44] my uptime brings all the intellectually corrupt to the yard [20:44] if you guys have seen the movie, anyway [20:44] *** himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 256 seconds) [20:45] i still haven't seen the dark knight [20:45] i guess i should go buy it dec 4 [20:45] but then what will jdoe get me for christmas? [20:45] prep h? [20:45] I'd have guessed Scope [20:45] no regifts, jdoe [20:45] dark knight rises is okay. Weakest of the 3. [20:45] we've been over this [20:46] no, jdoe just overbought for me [20:46] wait wait [20:46] weakst of the 3 [20:46] there are 3? [20:46] I'm too square to do silly things like.. watch movies. [20:46] wtf are you talking about [20:46] jpalmer: you just read reviews? [20:47] is batman begins the prequel to the dark knight? [20:47] WILL THE MOON RISE IN THE NORTH? TUNE IN! [20:47] i meant to say dark knight rises earlier, btw, i've seen dark knight [20:47] i have not, however, seen batman begins [20:47] favorite batman movie was batman returns..michael keaton > * [20:48] Beetlejuice wasn't a Batman movie, FYI. [20:48] hilarious [20:48] I liked it [20:48] i did too [20:48] then I hated it, that's how butthurt I am! [20:49] in basic training, this dude got a card that played a song that was featured in beetlejuice [20:49] OH SHIT BASIC TRAINING WERE YOU IN THE MILITARY [20:49] "Daylight come and me wanna go home..." etc [20:49] i've said like 3 times i'm in the uscg and counting down the days to the end of my enlistment [20:49] but congratulations on connecting the dots finally [20:50] a) I can't count, I'm an alkie, b) I don't know what a uscg is, c) I'm not sure how it's relevant [20:50] i'm in environmental law [20:50] us coast guard [20:50] huh. I shot machine guns and mortars for my basic. [20:50] congrats [20:50] you really like comparing your dick on irc huh [20:51] has about as much relevance, I think [20:51] your uptime is still less than a year [20:51] square alert. he's using a) b) c) syntax. don't fight it kraigu. we squares enjoy some alcohol on occasion. But usually in tightly buttoned up collared shirts and "business casual" slacks. [20:51] you brought it up first, and counted the number of times at that. [20:51] * phlux high fives jpalmer [20:51] nice penny loafers [20:51] * kraigu steals them [20:52] fucking navy pukes [20:52] man [20:52] lol [20:52] jpalmer: can I nom them? [20:52] i don't think my money is good here anymore [20:52] kraigu: if you're drunk enough, sure. [20:52] jpalmer: think I need a few more :( [20:53] friend of mine puked in the captain's shoes in the locker rooms one day [20:53] jpalmer: more like dollar loafers, amirite? :( [20:53] I went to a small Christian college and I once witnessed a kid who forgot to pray before eating his meal in the cafeteria. He was sooooo embarrassed, but after giving him a hard time we all laughed it off. It was INSANE! [20:54] it's all about the deck shoes, bro [20:54] i lol irl every time i paste that [20:54] was jpalmer navy? [20:54] was/is [20:55] I'm too square for the military. they looked at me and instantly discharged me. [20:55] damn [20:55] discharge, navy... too easy. [20:55] i mean i see people getting discharged for being too round [20:55] but never too square [20:55] sorry about that man [20:55] haha kraigu [20:56] good point [20:56] i kind of regret not going into the air force [20:56] holy shit, a coastie acknowledging a ground pounder? [20:56] they get to play with some cool technology [20:56] won't you have to give up your canoe or something? :( [20:56] meanwhile, my job in the cg is boring af [20:56] dude i don't get on boats are you fucking crazy? [20:57] *** himuraken has joined #arpnetworks [20:57] i'm in environmental law man [20:57] ok kids (see, thats a square expression, right?) it's past my bedtime. [20:57] jpalmer: no, "bedtime" is what makes it square ;) [20:57] hehe [20:57] i deal with oil spills, hazmat releases, waterfront facility safety & security inspections, and foreign flagged vessel examinations [20:57] but those vessels won't get underway while i'm on board [20:57] no sir [20:58] not enough horsepower? [20:58] they'll be lucky if i let them get underway when i leave [20:58] some of these vessels that come into the houston ship channel are insanely big, though [20:58] no troll [20:58] you guys ever seen a roll-on, roll-off vessel? [20:58] no, we don't have boats where I come from [20:59] the only boat talk kraigu understands is "3 sheets to the wind" [20:59] jpalmer: I thought it was bedtime~! [20:59] ohshitbusted. [20:59] hah [20:59] http://www.universalcargo.com/Portals/57382/images/roro.jpg [21:00] i helped with a joint operation with cbp here a few months back and did container inspections [21:00] opened one up and found a brand new rolls royce [21:00] it was beautiful [21:00] ou toke it for a ride? [21:01] no :( [21:01] if no drive doesn't count [21:01] coasties don't know how to drive land vehicles, are you insane" [21:01] tbh i wouldn't know how to get it out of the container [21:01] it's not like you can open the doors in there [21:01] they are packed in there pretty tight [21:01] idk if i'd have shipped a rolls in a container [21:02] you a salt water or river mariner? [21:02] he's a land lawyer! [21:02] ^ [21:02] i don't really ever get underway [21:02] all the recruiters I talked to were navy [21:02] * RandalSchwartz waves [21:02] but i deal with environmental law for both fresh and saltwater federally regulated waterways [21:03] everything i deal with here is salt, though [21:04] i guess old river is brackish [21:04] oh it's RandalSchwartz [21:04] i almost missed him [21:04] hi [21:06] *** himuraken has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 256 seconds) [21:21] *** ant has joined #arpnetworks [21:26] hi [21:27] sorry... had to change locations [22:18] can someone letme use a vps for free to host my supybot to freenode? [22:19] doesnt hurt to ask [22:19] who knows i may get lucky, if you interested please privmsg me [22:20] whats a supybot ? [22:20] would you be interested in a really cheap shared aws instance? [22:21] o, $1/mo, it got more expensive -.- [22:23] free? [22:23] geez - if you can't pay $20/month, please leave [22:24] * milki nods [22:24] * milki has access to a lot of free servers just for being a student [22:24] up_the_irons doesn't need crap-o's like you [22:24] but i still pay for a vps [22:24] ! [22:25] dzup be gone [22:38] hi [22:39] am not beging, am just asking if, if not its ok [22:43] this isnt a particularly appropriate forum for such questions [22:58] $10/mo is the bottom of the barrel at arpnetworks, and it can be made useful ;-) [23:05] i know [23:06] if everythink goes right with this new deal am qworkin on rightnow i will persuit my boss to get a arpnetwork vps for sure