how's it going HighJinx
hehe all sorts o' fun :P
doomviki1g, you and I should hit the Red Lion soon
HighJinx: how's Glendale?
lil' drunk n what not
nice :)
glendale blows ballz
suxxx
hahhahaahaha
wow
rather be @naomi
yeah
altho no fatties all all sorts of hotties so i can't really complain
so is "DigiSynd" no longer and they call it Innovations or w/e the fuck?
yup
oh man
that's a perk
;)
doomviki1g is all sickly w/ the plague
lol
take care of him
i wouldn't touch him w/ a 10ft pole atm
maybe throw an orange or two maybe
LOL
[phlux@bryant ~]$ uptime
 4:43PM  up 496 days, 21:51, 2 users, load averages: 0.00, 0.01, 0.00
my ARP VPS
wow
496 days without a single patch, thats cool
freemeat
do it then
be my guest
no one's hacked it so far
so i'll challenge you to do it
and i'll give you as much information as anyone else has: no information.
so please, do it.
i'll give you my next paycheck if you do, dzup
nah, am not a hacker, that was a joke lol
i do it but if you give me ssh access :p
do it from there, i promise
give me root and i'll hack you :)
i just hate it when people say that
"wow it's been over a year and you haven't patched anything or had a kernel upgrade good luck getting hacked"
but a) no one even knows the IP of that machine, so who's going to hack it? b) it has yet to be done
if/when it happens, i'll be concerned :P
that vps basically runs an IRCd and SSHD
are those patched? :-)
Let me guess, its probably in one of these 4 netblocks: 208.79.88.0/21 OR 206.162.240.0/20 OR 206.125.168.0/21 OR 174.136.96.0/20
phlux: how much is your paycheck?
:P
lol
phlux, never be tooo sure, we just dont know, well if your name its google maybe
phlux, How about a hint: does the last octet = 130 ?
lol no one else gets a hint
phlux: not patching shit in a year means that whenever someone manages a local exploit against something (which is bound to happen eventually), you've given them root for free.
if you try and run across a busy freeway with a blindfold on, and you make it... yes, you survived, but that doesn't make you any less of an idiot.
so i'm an idiot?
because i haven't rebooted a box that only runs an ircd?
i'm all for a good discussion, but when you start hurling insults, you're only showing your own intelligence.
when you're capable of holding a conversation and sharing your opinion without acting like a 15 year-old and using name-calling to get your (unwanted) opinion across, i'll consider taking you seriously.
oh, i forgot to highlight him. jdoe.
i guess that makes up_the_irons an idiot too, since it's being hosted on one of his servers.
which, unless i signed up on the same day that machine rebooted, has been up for even longer than mine.
phlux: has there been any kernel updates?
(idk which distro you have on it)
staticsafe: FreeBSD, so I'd assume so
but nothing on that VPS is vital for anything
hrm
it's just an IRCd
i don't even irc from it
no worries, though, up_the_irons and i are just a couple of idiots according to jdoe
well by kernel updates i mean security updates
Perhaps you have hardened the OS so most exploits dont even apply, probably done by up_the_irons
well, since jdoe makes assumptions about that information, i'll just take my title as an idiot and be happy with it.
lol
ok something is up with my phone, it does DHCP requests way too frequently
what phone?
phlux: Galaxy S captivate running CM9
nice..was hoping it was rooted.
glad to hear it is
i hate to admit this in the open, but i own an iphone 4s
http://pastie.org/pastes/5461258/text?key=x3ludgvjtgnkzushb5xg6w - does this every two minutes or so
i figured it would be my last chance to experience an iPhone before apple died with jobs (i still think i'm right)
next phone will be going back to the android os, though
although i do love my iPad :P
that is interesting
i wonder if some program you have installed is causing it to do that
does it drop dhcp when the screen turns off or something retarded like that?
phlux: nope
phlux: my sister has the same phone (albeit running 2.3 stock), its fine
weird
indeed, i wouldn't have noticed if I haven't moved my dnsmasq from my router to my raspberry pi
man i need to get one of those
i've been putting it off
mnathani: uptime alone implies nothing, for all I know up_the_irons uses ksplice or similar. Or maybe he just feels real confident in the security of kvm :P
mnathani: hardening the kernel guarantees nothing.
phlux: hi, yes, you are.
hth. hand. ;)
jdoe: my ubuntu 10.04 setups use AppArmor, which is nice to VM containment
s/to/for/
ah.
jdoe: and you're a child.
phlux: oh man, what's with the ad hominems? :'((((
i'm honestly not sure why you're raging so hard about my vps running an ircd
I think you're projecting, you seem to be the one who's emotionally involved here.
chillout its friday night people!
i'm just really concerned about your health and well-being if you get this mad over irc because someone hasn't rebooted their ircd vps
jdoe: incorrect. you're the one who had to result to name calling. you let your emotions get the best of you. you need to step aside and take a minute to collect yourself.
lol.
catfight!
I'M NOT MAD, YOU'RE MAD
can everyone just chill out for a second
you are all mad, and it is getting a little ridiculous.
this is irc people
I'm not sure how I could be mad, since I just reattached my screen.
kraigu is obviously mad
http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/news > phlux jdoe
i mean, i would be angry if i still used screen too
well, yeah. but not for the reasons expect.
er, you expect.
i'm sorry for bullying you, jdoe
!tell kraigu  http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/news
don't go killing yourself or anything
or anyone else for that matter
oh, I see it's a dick-swinging contest.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
yeah basically
lol now kraigu really is mad
you won a war on IRC. congratulations.
here i was trying to joke around with him
YEAH I'M TOTES MAD
and he just starts raging all over everyone in the channel
 kraigu │ what the fuck is wrong with you?
it's IRC kraigu
SO ANGRY THAT SOMEBODY I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE AND NEVER WILL SEE AGAIN PROVED SOME POINT
stop taking it so seriously
dude
seriously, you're not really doing yourself any favors here
you're just looking retarded
yeah, that's me all right
and sort of proving my point
sorry
what's your point again?
you're right
ok, go tit
that you're mad
if you have an issue, just use /ignore
yeah, I'm completely invested in this conversation with, again, somebody I've never met before and never will meet again
go ahead
 kraigu │ what the fuck is wrong with you?
^that totally shows you're not invested at all.
no, I'm just not sober
that's really not a surprise.
I know, righ
+t
and you're arguing with me
so, uh.
23:03 < phlux> if you have an issue, just use /ignore
no issues here
I don't even know what you're arguing about.
something something LOL I NEVER PATCH
put the bottle down
use something else as a crutch for your problems
like arguing on IRC with anonymous people
got it
yeah that can help relieve some of your tension i suppose
HEY I WON AN ARGUMENT WITH SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ARGUMENT IS ABOUT
but hey man i'm not the one admitting to a problem here, you are.
its happly trollday, i get it!
if that makes your dick bigger, well, go fuck a dog I gues
100% of the conversations i've ever held with you, you've been drinking.
what does that say about you?
dzup: this guy is too easy
it says that what you say about others says more about yourself than those folks
i can't really pass this one up
I guess you're jealous that you can't afford alcohol?
he's too drunk to form a coherent sentence.
I dunno
and you're STILL arguing with him!
lol
idk what's more hilarious
the fact that this guy thinks he's not invested
THIS GUY HAHAHAHAHA
or that i don't ever drink
what are you again
man kraigu must get paid so much
yep
kraigu: shhh, leave him be. The sooner he confronts how trolled he is, the sooner he can move on with the healing.
he can buy beer
jdoe is still mad, i see
completely mad
he's SO MAD
kraigu, again, you're really not doing yourself any favors.
especially with the caps
er
so
I care why?>
you're proving my point time and time again
lol
if you didn't care, you wouldn't respond
OH NO I LOST AN INTERNET WAR
but you obviously care dearly
yep
because you can't leave it alone
totally
lol
"totally"
well, honestly, I'm waiting for a bus
nice one
a bus
man
you must be rich
i mean
yep
my wife and i
we have to use our own cars
how poor is that?
i'm sitting here talking to a drunk who's waiting for public transportation
well, I know I don't have so much money I'll pay a DUI
and who's the loser
you
I can't afford a car
you're talking to me
let me think about that one.
yes, you're entertaining
have you /ignored me yet?
guess not.
this is highly amusing
lol
ipfw add deny out
ipfw add deny in
ipfw add deny in mode to phlux kraigu
:p
the alcoholic waiting for public transportation is hurling insults
the sober person who thinks it's cool to drive drunk is hurling insults at the so-called alcoholic
who said i think it's cool to drive drunk?
you're both wrong, it's two idiots slap-fighting ;)
what you say about others says more about you than the other
just saying.
please copy/paste where i said you should drive drunk
i'll wait
jdoe: oh come on, you know you love me
kraigu: <3
no everyone in here is an idiot
except for jdoe
obviously
jdoe: did you know about kraigu's alcoholism?
of course he did.
he's so drunk he hasn't thought of a taxi
and so poor he hasn't thought "taxi $15 bus $3"
correct
phlux: can you loan me $12?
but wait a minute, just a second ago you were slinging your dick around about how you can afford alcohol
no, you were
I said nothing about how much I did or did not get paid
kraigu: i don't loan to alcoholics. they will just buy more booze.
of fucking course I will
if you gave me money I'd consider it a point of pride to spend it on something you're obviously too good for.
   kraigu │ I guess you're jealous that you can't afford alcohol?
hey, you can copy and paste
no one said i'm too good for alcohol
i drink
fucking alkie, I knew it.
but literally 100% of the conversations i've had with you, you've been drunk
literally.
LIT
ER
ALL
Y
100% of the conversations you've had with me, i've been sober.
care to comment?
you lie?
100% of the conversations you've had with me, i've been sober.
care to comment?
why else would you be aruging with an alkie
care to comment?
100% of the conversations i've had with you, you've been drunk
care to comment?
you take the word of people you've never met before.
phlux: I don't care to participate, I won't enable your trolledness.
ok, so you don't care to comment, kraigu?
I declare myself a drunken alcoholic, and yourself a sober uptight dickhead.
jdoe: who is trolling? i'm pointing out facts.
look at the statistics
100% of the conversations i've had with kraigu, he has been under the influence of alcohol
who is easily trolled by drunken folks.
to the point that he can not legally drive home
i'm just expressing concern here.
you should
I think you should express your concern physically
kraigu: care to comment about being drunk 100% of the time i've had a conversation with you?
I need love
you have a wife, but I'm a lonely alcoholic
well she's asleep
so we can always use the couch i guess
so much the better then
can jdoe be the bottom?
I don't know, ask him, he's a mature adult
jdoe: care to comment?
*snort*
oh nevermind we have a volunteer
staticsafe: would you care to be the bottom?
does your wife know you argue with drunken morons while she's asleep?
naw
kraigu: i don't honestly have conversations about irc with my wife - it isn't that important to me
staticsafe: come on man. i'll bring the alcohol
haha
oh fuck, you'll feed HIM but not ME?
i don't drink alcohol
oh
no wonder you won't be the bottom
staticsafe: can I have your share?
kraigu: sure
awesome
FINE
i'll enable you
but just this once
phlux: I'll totally sammich you if you give me both his and my share
ok deal
I'll envelop you in my overly-caring man-boobs
what are we arguing about again anyway
but all we have here is non-alcoholic beer
this is a christian esablishment
I think it was "lol I never patch so my dick is big" but I'm not sure?
jk
yeah i pasted an uptime log that (to my surprise) was as high as it was
and i fully intend to patch, i just honestly haven't paid any attention to it
because like i said, all it does is run an insignificant ircd
but i decided to let #arpnetworks take it way too seriously
oh, "I'm so lazy an alcoholic patches more than I can be bothered to", got it :D
and jdoe buttraged all over the channel
xD
nah i patch my VPSes that actually do something
that VPS just sits idly by, really
does nothing vital
that's what I said, innit
i fully intended to use it one day, but never got around to it
Jesus.  can't we all just get along?
jpalmer: NO
I HATE SOBER PEOPLE
oh god
jpalmer: that would be no fun
here comes the party pooper
THEY MAKE ME FEEL BAD BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD A DUI
jpalmer comes in here and breaks EVERYTHING up
he's such a square, man
[]  <-- me :P
no, that's a fairly round name
it's got a p
and an a
... hm
jpalmer: you're pretty square, dude
yep
jpalmer: don't worry, almost 30 minutes ago phlux assured the channel he wasn't trolled.
that's an actual self-portrait actually
also angry alcoholics are completely beneath notice!
lol jpalmer nevermind jdoe, he's an idiot who takes me to literally/seriously
I just figured I'd pop in and see what was going on.  night all!
I think I'm supposed to be single or something too, since a wife was mentioned
he's pretty bothered by me because he can't get me out of his head even tough i'm not talking to him
phlux: Y/n?
single life \o/
kraigu: i'm pretty sure you're supposed to be with me now
and we're ditching the wife
or something like that
should i go wake her, or should i let you?
I don't like women, obviously, I'm a lesser man else I'd have a greater uptime
ah, good point
also I'd be more soberer or driving or some shit, I can't keep up
never mind me though
i'm pretty drunk
no, that's mee
try to keep up
oh
now i'm completely confused
also my uptime is only 211 days.
i thought you were a square..?
only in the k and i
https://www.waze.com/editor/?zoom=7&lat=27.01291&lon=-82.14636&layers=BFTFFTTTTTTFTTTTTTTTTFT&segments=10786318,67331866
and,  wrong window
jpalmer: can I click anyway?
heh sure.
night, jpalmer
kraigu: but it's only for squares,  fair warning :P
man i don't have a waze account
i don't even know what waze is
oof!  you need to get one!
jpalmer: that's not a really very interesting link, sorry
jpalmer: I like phlux's better
waze is the bestes free turn by turn nav app on the planet
ah
i don't really use gps on my phone :\
unless i'm in a government vehicle or something
but my car has nav built in
(and the accidental link..  waze lets users edit the map to improve routing in your local areas)
oh that's pretty cool
I don't have a car because I'm a single alkie
i can see it being abused though
true story, kraigu
I'm not sure which is the major contributing factor
my wife doesn't work, though, kraigu
not too badly.  they have systems in place for abuse
so i can just give you her car
jpalmer: that's good
cool
anyway,  that was my square link in the wrong window for the day :P
I don't want it unless it gets less than 15 mpg
lol
i like jpalmer
i wish i could afford to live here with a car that got less than 15mpg
but i live like 32 miles from base
yeah, I remember working at fast food restaurants too
i wish
.. actually, I don't, but I'm trying to play along
there are like 10 of those across the street
i tried working in food when i was in high school
i worked at a subway for 3 days
last year?
2007 was my senior year bro
it was awesome
I have a 96 chevy silverado 2500.  it gets 9mpg hwy.  I work 100 miles away (round trip)  so..  I bought a used car.   get this..  car payment, insurance, AND fual for the car, is cheaper than gas in the truck for the month.
they kicked you out for trying to wash your hands in the toilet too? MAN I hate that.
in 2008 i joined the uscg
and now i'm counting the days until that contract expires
jpalmer: you should load the car INTO the truck
jpalmer: i believe you actually
double mileage, amirite
jpalmer: when i first got stationed in houston, i drove a '95 blazer that i was working on, and it went the same way
it was only a 4.3 V6 and it still only got ~10mpg
it's crazy, isn't it
I had an 8.6 V12 and it got 20mpg
yep
jpalmer: still driving a chevy?
i completely bitched out and went all "family man" on my latest car
I still own it.  we drive it once a week about 2 miles round trip with the trailer.  hehe
the only fully loaded car i'll ever own, too
nissan rogue :|
I'm fully loaded, you could own me for a car
wait, what?
our family is no longer an american car owner
until I get rid of the long ass daily commute,  I won't be buying any new cars.  used is the only way to go.  and then.. drive it till the wheels fall off.
when i get out of the cg, i plan to try to trade in the rogue
i'll probably get a pickup, but i have no idea right now
this rogue drives me crazy though
it's a nice little crossover
but it just feels wrong
try putting it in a different hole :P
i've tried 4 different ones though :|
man
are any of you watching this crappy pac 12 championship on fox?
nah, I'm so hipster I don't have television.
woah ucla stays alive wtf
i'm not a west-coast football fan at all
big alabama fan here
that's a relief.
but i do want ucla to beat stanford
i know
that west-coast offense is just a bunch of smoke and mirrors amirite
alabama pounds you up the middle
makes your ass quit
(tm)
ah, you know we alkies who can't afford cars and have to take public transit with uptimes less than a year. can't get enough.
listen
we are all talking football here
UCLA loses
haha
losers
football's over, dude.
oh well
Stanford is going to the rose bowl
Grey Cup game was Sunday, what's left to whine about?
when alabama beats georgia tomorrow, we will go on to beat notre dame for the national championship
oh, you're on the team? congrats.
are they as impressed by your uptime as jdoe is?
yes
why are you still so buttmad?
i thought we were over this
you already told me, I think it's cos I'm a drunken alkie who can't afford a car or a kept woman
ok
jpalmer: but at least I don't mis-paste links, amirite? ;)
i wish everyone would just leave jpalmer alone
god
i know we joke around
but he's the definition of square
I dunno man..  I'll take the car and woman..  and mispaste a link occasionally.. personally!
no, everything I say is totally serious, that's how you can tell I'm butthurt.
that's evident by your capitalism and punctuation
lol
I'm not capitalist, I'm Liberterian Marxist, jeesh
hey did you guys see the new commercial with chevy chase
Rand and Engels envy me
it's for old navy or something
but it is reliving a christmas vacation moment
my uptime brings all the intellectually corrupt to the yard
if you guys have seen the movie, anyway
i still haven't seen the dark knight
i guess i should go buy it dec 4
but then what will jdoe get me for christmas?
prep h?
I'd have guessed Scope
no regifts, jdoe
dark knight rises is okay. Weakest of the 3.
we've been over this
no, jdoe just overbought for me
wait wait
weakst of the 3
there are 3?
I'm too square to do silly things like.. watch movies.
wtf are you talking about
jpalmer: you just read reviews?
is batman begins the prequel to the dark knight?
WILL THE MOON RISE IN THE NORTH? TUNE IN!
i meant to say dark knight rises earlier, btw, i've seen dark knight
i have not, however, seen batman begins
favorite batman movie was batman returns..michael keaton > *
Beetlejuice wasn't a Batman movie, FYI.
hilarious
I liked it
i did too
then I hated it, that's how butthurt I am!
in basic training, this dude got a card that played a song that was featured in beetlejuice
OH SHIT BASIC TRAINING WERE YOU IN THE MILITARY
"Daylight come and me wanna go home..." etc
i've said like 3 times i'm in the uscg and counting down the days to the end of my enlistment
but congratulations on connecting the dots finally
a) I can't count, I'm an alkie, b) I don't know what a uscg is, c) I'm not sure how it's relevant
i'm in environmental law
us coast guard
huh. I shot machine guns and mortars for my basic.
congrats
you really like comparing your dick on irc huh
has about as much relevance, I think
your uptime is still less than a year
square alert.   he's using a) b) c) syntax.   don't fight it kraigu.   we squares enjoy some alcohol on occasion.  But usually in tightly buttoned up collared shirts and "business casual" slacks.
you brought it up first, and counted the number of times at that.
nice penny loafers
fucking navy pukes
man
lol
jpalmer: can I nom them?
i don't think my money is good here anymore
kraigu: if you're drunk enough, sure.
jpalmer: think I need a few more :(
friend of mine puked in the captain's shoes in the locker rooms one day
jpalmer: more like dollar loafers, amirite? :(
I went to a small Christian college and I once witnessed a kid who forgot to pray before eating his meal in the cafeteria. He was sooooo embarrassed, but after giving him a hard time we all laughed it off. It was INSANE!
it's all about the deck shoes, bro
i lol irl every time i paste that
was jpalmer navy?
was/is
I'm too square for the military.  they looked at me and instantly discharged me.
damn
discharge, navy... too easy.
i mean i see people getting discharged for being too round
but never too square
sorry about that man
haha kraigu
good point
i kind of regret not going into the air force
holy shit, a coastie acknowledging a ground pounder?
they get to play with some cool technology
won't you have to give up your canoe or something? :(
meanwhile, my job in the cg is boring af
dude i don't get on boats are you fucking crazy?
i'm in environmental law man
ok kids (see, thats a square expression, right?)    it's past my bedtime.
jpalmer: no, "bedtime" is what makes it square ;)
hehe
i deal with oil spills, hazmat releases, waterfront facility safety & security inspections, and foreign flagged vessel examinations
but those vessels won't get underway while i'm on board
no sir
not enough horsepower?
they'll be lucky if i let them get underway when i leave
some of these vessels that come into the houston ship channel are insanely big, though
no troll
you guys ever seen a roll-on, roll-off vessel?
no, we don't have boats where I come from
the only boat talk kraigu understands is "3 sheets to the wind"
jpalmer: I thought it was bedtime~!
ohshitbusted.
hah
http://www.universalcargo.com/Portals/57382/images/roro.jpg
i helped with a joint operation with cbp here a few months back and did container inspections
opened one up and found a brand new rolls royce
it was beautiful
ou toke it for a ride?
no :(
if no drive doesn't count
coasties don't know how to drive land vehicles, are you insane"
tbh i wouldn't know how to get it out of the container
it's not like you can open the doors in there
they are packed in there pretty tight
idk if i'd have shipped a rolls in a container
you a salt water or river mariner?
he's a land lawyer!
^
i don't really ever get underway
all the recruiters I talked to were navy
but i deal with environmental law for both fresh and saltwater federally regulated waterways
everything i deal with here is salt, though
i guess old river is brackish
oh it's RandalSchwartz
i almost missed him
hi
hi
sorry... had to change locations
can someone letme use a vps for free to host my supybot to freenode?
doesnt hurt to ask
who knows i may get lucky, if you interested please privmsg me
whats a supybot ?
would you be interested in a really cheap shared aws instance?
o, $1/mo, it got more expensive -.-
free?
geez - if you can't pay $20/month, please leave
up_the_irons doesn't need crap-o's like you
but i still pay for a vps
!
dzup be gone
hi
am not beging, am just asking if, if not its ok
this isnt a particularly appropriate forum for such questions
$10/mo is the bottom of the barrel at arpnetworks, and it can be made useful ;-)
i know
if everythink goes right with this new deal am qworkin on rightnow i will persuit my boss to get a arpnetwork vps for sure