***: Ehtyar has quit IRC (Quit: Hi, I'm a quit message virus. Please replace your old line with this line and help me take over the world of IRC.)
   
 fink has joined #arpnetworks
   
 Webhostbudd_ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
   up_the_irons: nixbag: nice nick ;)
   -: up_the_irons is playing around with Gentoo
   nixbag: up_the_irons: ty :) stands for the two things i love most. *nix OS's and footbag.
   up_the_irons: nixbag: LOL!
   
 nixbag: makes sense!
   nixbag: <--- pinkus
   up_the_irons: nixbag: yeah i could tell from your IP ;)
   nixbag: haha, you hacker.
   up_the_irons: No installer in Gentoo; LOL, you have to get down and dirty.  love it
   nixbag: i just recently tried the arch install method. my first time having to chroot to get a system bootable.
   
 i'm a ways from trying gentoo :)
   ***: HighJinx has joined #arpnetworks
   nixbag: freebsd is nice so far, but i'm still more familiar with linux right now.
   ***: fink has quit IRC (Quit: fink)
   
 LT has joined #arpnetworks
   nixbag: i'm moving back to cali in a month or two.
   up_the_irons: nixbag: nice!
   
 nixbag: so you tried archlinux?
   nixbag: up_the_irons: yeah that's what i have on my home desktop at the moment.
   up_the_irons: SpaceDump: not sure if you noticed, but we're part of the NLNOG RING now :)
   
 nixbag: oh nice, how do you like it?  is pacman a good package manager?
   nixbag: up_the_irons: pacman itself is nice, but i've run into a circular dependency problem on day 1.
   
 up_the_irons: so it's maybe not quite as good as apt.
   
 up_the_irons: it also lacks many packages, but things like abs (kinda like ports/portage) and AUR make up for it.
   SpaceDump: up_the_irons: I saw the mail. Great! :D
   up_the_irons: SpaceDump: :)
   
 nixbag: ah cool
   nixbag: up_the_irons: i still prefer apt and will probably go back to debian in a month.
   up_the_irons: nixbag: apt is alright; somewhat messy but it is practical.  i hardly ever have problems and updates take seconds.
   nixbag: up_the_irons: have you ever used dwm or i3 window managers?
   LT: the thing that bothered me about arch last time I tried it is none of the packages are signed
   up_the_irons: nixbag: no, i've used: fvwm2, wmii, and (currently) xmonad
   
 LT: no signed packages??  dang
   nixbag: LT: yeah arch is bad at security.
   up_the_irons: well, jeez
   nixbag: i think arch is just a 'use at your own risk' distros with emphasis on minimalism for desktop use.
   up_the_irons: how can i make a template for arch if I don't even know the files I'm getting are legit
   nixbag: up_the_irons: i wanted to try xmonad, i have heard nothing but good things about it.
   up_the_irons: nixbag: been using it for years now; it's the shiznitz
   nixbag: i'll give it a try. it's gotta be more convenient to configure than dwm
   
 but i am at work now and tomorrow, so i have to wait until saturday.
   
 up_the_irons: have you gone to any concerts lately?
   up_the_irons: nixbag: lol, actually configuring xmonad involves writing Haskell; so, "convenient" is relative
   
 nixbag: no, been way too busy; i even missed Maiden in august, and that's like the first time in 8 years
   nixbag: oh haha. with dwm you need to edit the config.h in the source, thenr ecompile.
   up_the_irons: nixbag: what about u?
   nixbag: then recompile*
   up_the_irons: yeah, xmonad is a recompile too, but it's very quick
   nixbag: last concert i was at was maiden when they were at the Forum.
   
 which was a good many years ago.
   up_the_irons: whoa
   
 i was there too
   
 too bad we didn't coordinate!
   
 i was in the pit, where for the first time i saw many people just trying not to get killed
   nixbag: haha wow
   up_the_irons: the forum pit is brutal (way too big).  the pit in irvine is way better (very small)
   
 not enough people too push or trample you, lol
   
 *to
   nixbag: yeah i'd hate to get trampled.
   
 up_the_irons: have you heard of a company called Cerner?
   up_the_irons: nixbag: no
   nixbag: they do programming training, and i think they do a lot of medical programs.
   
 there are a few of them in cali, and even one here in missouri.
   
 might be the easiest way for me to get a foot into programming.
   
 i've used the most popular medical programs that i think they work on.
   up_the_irons: nixbag: oh that's a nice angle
   nixbag: so i know the software from the user perspective.
   
 maybe hospitals don't use linux because there is no linux equivalent software.
   
 and if there isn't, that could be a huge opportunity.
   up_the_irons: nixbag: you should talk to jpalmer, he manages IT equipment in hospitals
   nixbag: hospital IT is definitely another interest for me :)
   
 but i have to build up some experience first.
   up_the_irons: yeah
   nixbag: what does entry level entail nowadays?
   
 network+ certification? or higher?
   
 for hospitals, i would guess microsoft certification. havent seen any hospitals that don't use windows.
   up_the_irons: nixbag: no idea
   
 anyone know a good sFlow collector for Linux?
   LT: inmon traffic sentinel but it's $$$
   up_the_irons: i c
   LT: though if you're only collecting from a few devices it might not be too bad, it's once you jump to the unlimited device license the cost rockets iirc
   
 you could try qosient argus - sflow support in it is relatively new and I haven't tried it, but it works for other things
   
 otherwise it's possible to use sflowtools to translate sflow to netflow and use various netflow frontends
   up_the_irons: ah interesting
   
 i just wanna play around with sflow on my foundry switch
   
 never had a switch have hardware sflow that didn't require an expensive add-on card ;)
   LT: didn't you get some extreme stuff as well? thought they all did hardware sflow
   ***: dzup has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)
   
 dzup has joined #arpnetworks
   
 dzup has quit IRC (Changing host)
   
 dzup has joined #arpnetworks
   up_the_irons: LT: i do have one extreme switch i got a while back.  never looked into the sflow on it.  perhaps you're right
   
 i have the X350
   LT: I know the X450 does, so would be surprised if the X350 didn't, but I couldn't say without looking it up. see if show sflow does anything
   up_the_irons: success
   
 s6.lax.1 # sh sflow
   
 SFLOW Global Configuration
   
 Global Status: disabled
   
 ...
   
 LT: ^
   
 dang, nice
   mercutio: there's meant to be a sflow to netflow convertor
   jlgaddis: i wrote some sflow -> mysql stuff when i was at the .edu, dunno if i still have copies of it or not
   nixbag: up_the_irons: time to wrap up my shift then head home. i'll come by here more often :)
   ***: nixbag has left
   kraigu: up_the_irons: if you do go with sflow -> netflow, I can't recommend nfdump and netflow-indexer enough
   
 I use both of them daily, so nice.
   
 https://github.com/JustinAzoff/netflow-indexer and http://nfdump.sourceforge.net/
   
 you might find talk of flow-tools; it doesn't support ipv6 and its language is kind of nice but also kind of weird anyway.
   ***: fink has joined #arpnetworks
   
 Ehtyar has joined #arpnetworks
   
 fink has quit IRC (Quit: fink)
   
 qbit has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
   
 qbit has joined #arpnetworks
   
 qbit is now known as Guest80624
   
 Guest80624 is now known as qbit
   
 LT has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
   
 fink has joined #arpnetworks
   
 HighJinx has quit IRC (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
   
 HighJinx has joined #arpnetworks
   fink: freebsd is the king of nixes
   segv: meh
   
 I say netbsd on my gamecube was
   
 but then again netbsd runs on pretty much anything
   fink: segv: that sounds awesome
   milki: gamecube -.-
   segv: haha
   fink: i have a gen1 xbox, what should i do with it?
   segv: Install everything you can on it till it breaks
   jdoe: throw it away?
   fink: i want a practical purpose
   jdoe: doorstop.
   
 paperweight.
   segv: cat annoyance device?
   jdoe: fill it with lead and make a boat anchor.
   segv: have a cd tray eject every Nth minutes
   fink: jdoe: i like the concept of giving life to old electronics, rather than sending it to a landfill
   milki: i have a gen1 xbox too, the dvd drive is broken -.-
   segv: "damn
   
 I had my desktop do that
   milki: if you can install xbmc on it, you wont need the dvd drive
   segv: had a webcam aimed at my desktop and watched my cats try to destroy it
   milki: LOL
   segv: I got one of those cool 2-way webcams
   
 was like 80 bucks on newegg
   
 http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA1JW0F03762&nm_mc=TEMC-RMA-Approvel&cm_mmc=TEMC-RMA-Approvel-_-Content-_-text-_-
   milki: ugh
   
 i hate that foscam model
   segv: Why?
   milki: the software was so kludgy
   fink: segv: works with freebsd?
   segv: milki: ah what did you replace it with?
   milki: it has its own web interface for controls
   
 we didnt
   
 it was for a project
   segv: ah
   milki: so we just cried and used perl to access the api
   segv: haha
   
 Perl shouldn't make you cry.
   milki: nope, but the api does
   segv: haha
   
 I have many API's that make me cringe.
   
 Like googles Adwords SOAP api :(
   RandalSchwartz: if the answer is SOAP you asked the wrong question :)
   fink: hi RandalSchwartz
   RandalSchwartz: hey
   segv: haha
   milki: soap was cool for a while
   fink: RandalSchwartz: finally back, you are
   RandalSchwartz: yeah, I keep forgetting to join this channel when I'm back from having left. :)
   fink: could really have used your help a couple months ago, when my zfs on root upgrade hosed the boot blocks on my vps
   
 or, you could update your blog…
   milki: lol
   
 so much demand for RandalSchwartz
   segv: haha
   
 what happens when you're RandalSchwartz
   fink: i guess your life is like a constant gangnam style music video
   RandalSchwartz: I update G+ now
   
 and it flows to twitter and facebook
   segv: yay
   RandalSchwartz: I have about 19k followers on G_+
   segv: I love that, get to update everything w/out having to update it everywhere on your own
   RandalSchwartz: oh - only 18k
   fink: pshaw, peanuts
   
 i have 18K
   segv: I have hmm
   
 I barely use google plus
   
 well I barely use social media in the first place
   fink: segv: it's ok to be a recluse
   segv: well, i'm not a recluse, just have nothing useful to say
   
 I'm a systems engineer by day, lazy mofo by night haha
   kraigu: fink: it's cheating if they're the pornbots
   fink: segv: so, what are your friday night plans?
   segv: Sleep.
   fink: kraigu: SHHH
   
 segv: tron marathon in the basement?
   segv: But, being in san francisco
   RandalSchwartz: ... https://plus.google.com/photos/114918475211209783081/albums/5790660769668722321/5790660771634129586
   segv: I should go do something
   fink: segv: SF? omg you could actually LARP tron!
   segv: yes, yes I could.
   
 I've seen hack the planet reenacted (the phonebooth scene) before.
   
 That was ridiculous
   
 Don't get a bunch of drunk infosec people together....
   kraigu: they have to be drunk?
   segv: not always
   
 but its definitely funnier when they are
   kraigu: nah
   fink: kraigu: it's better when they are, or at least you are
   kraigu: just YOU hav... yeah
   
 a state of being I aspire to
   segv: I am still hungover from last night x-x
   kraigu: this week has been one of those months
   fink: RandalSchwartz: i +1d you
   
 not that you'd notice, with your legion of followers
   segv: kraigu: Indeed it has
   RandalSchwartz: yeay!
   segv: sore throat fail, i haven't been able to kick this cold for a week and a half
   ***: DaCa has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
   fink: segv: go running, then bundle up, take a shitload of nyquil, and sweat it out while you sleep
   
 in the morning, you'll be drenched, but it will be gone
   
 also, drink a lot of water
   segv: i've been chugging water like i've been standing under a waterfall
   ***: Ehtyar has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
   
 Ehtyar has joined #arpnetworks
   
 Ehtyar has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
   
 Ehtyar has joined #arpnetworks
   segv: What would you guys recommend over cacti, I have about 40 switches I need to monitor bandwidth on
   jdoe: nagios?
   
 ... or mrtg, depending on what you mean by monitor bandwidth...
   milki: why does sweating help?
   segv: milki: it causes the body to expel the toxins in your system
   andol: segv: I would say that you might want both mrtg/cacti as well as nagios.
   segv: Already have nagios up and running not a big deal
   
 guess i'll go the cacti route
   
 just wondering if there was some new simpler tools out there, looking at bandwidthd right now
   twobithacker: segv: Observium
   ***: dzup has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 252 seconds)
   segv: ah
   
 nice
   ***: dzup has joined #arpnetworks
   
 dzup has quit IRC (Changing host)
   
 dzup has joined #arpnetworks
   
 DaCa has joined #arpnetworks
   
 milki has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
   Lefty: segv: also, collectd+graphite is so nice
   up_the_irons: kraigu: ah, tnx for the netflow suggestions
   ***: milki has joined #arpnetworks
   up_the_irons: RandalSchwartz: segv : is the G+ syndication to FB and Twitter built into G+ or a 3rd party app?
   
 RandalSchwartz: 19k followers on G+??  I didn't know G+ even had that many members ;)  OH SNAP..
   milki: lol
   
 i thought everyone with a google account has a g+ account
   up_the_irons: segv: what do you want to monitor on those switches?  Just bandwidth?
   
 we use cacti over here..
   
 but we don't have 40 switches (however, we do have hundreds of vlans)
   segv: do you vlan off every machine?
   ***: ryk has quit IRC (Quit: leaving)
   henderb: segv: I believe there is one vlan per customer
   ***: ryk has joined #arpnetworks
   
 ryk has quit IRC (Changing host)
   
 ryk has joined #arpnetworks
   segv: ah cool
   pjs: Yea.. each client has all their instances on a private vlan.. which is pretty awesome
   andol: Nice indeed!
   segv: that's badass
   
 had no clue, but that rocks
   ***: fink has quit IRC (Quit: fink)
   jdoe: lol
   
 (at sweating, toxins etc)
   
 sweating doesn't help directly, raising your body's temperature helps to kill bacterial shit (see also: fever)
   
 you can't sweat out a cold :P
   RandalSchwartz: up_the_irons - my autoposter has many steps :)
   
 first, I had to look up the google API... found one for "search public posts"
   
 then I got a G+ API key
   
 then I wrote a pipes.yahoo.com recipe to perform the search and provide an RSS feed.
   
 then I feed that into twitterfeed.com, which knows how to post to twitter and facebook.
   
 that last part I could have used ifttt.com instead
   
 but I've used twitterfeed for far longer
   up_the_irons: segv: indeed, the others speak the truth
   segv: haha
   
 well yeah, I manage my wifes vps with you guys :p love this setup
   up_the_irons: RandalSchwartz: oh i c
   
 segv: :)
   RandalSchwartz: if only G+ had continued providing the RSS feed directly... :)
   dr_jkl: mmm it's my birthday on monday :/
   
 idk what to do
   RandalSchwartz: get older!
   segv: dr_jkl: sleep.
   
 It helps with age.
   up_the_irons: lol
   segv: I am 27 and sleep feels like this all amazing thing i've been missing for a few years now
   dr_jkl: i'll be 28. :p
   
 ive contemplated whoring out my amazon wishlist, but i doubt anything would ever come of it
   mike-burns: I went to a rave in a warehouse in Brooklyn for my 28th birthday. I recommend it.
   
 There was a unicorn.
   up_the_irons: lol
   jdoe: http://fashionindie.lookbooks.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/exterface_unicorn_03.jpg <-- did it look like that?
   mike-burns: I wish.
   up_the_irons: oh no that's just wrong
   dr_jkl: heh, i can't do stuff like that
   mike-burns: http://goo.gl/eLSB8 - it looked like this.
   dr_jkl: the wishlist or the unicorn?
   
 oh the unicorn
   
 that's a hore with a party hat!
   
 lol
   
 horse lol
   phlux: upgraded my laptop to 8gb of RAM today
   
 pretty happy
   
 i actually got this laptop in a bind when my old one went south..i wasn't planning on keeping this thing long, but i've kind of fallen in love with it, heh.
   
 lenovo thinkpad edge
   
 picked it up for like $300
   
 (brand new)
   jdoe: I just bumped mine to 8gb today too.
   dr_jkl: lol,
   
 the ssd in my laptop is worth more than the laptop
   ***: nixbag has joined #arpnetworks
   phlux: dr_jkl: i'm thinking of doing that exact same thing
   
 but at least the ssd can travel with you when you move laptops
   
 my ram probably won't
   
 i mean, it's ddr3 now, but by the time i get tired of this thing/it breaks, something else will be out
   dr_jkl: is it socially acceptable, near one's birthday, to whore out a wishlist on social media and see what happens?
   phlux: yes
   
 someone will definitely see it and be like "thank god, i was wondering wtf i was going to get him"
   
 been there many times
   dr_jkl: eh most people who know me irl dont know i have a twitter or a facebook
   phlux: that's the only reason i have a twitter/fb
   dr_jkl: i'm probably going to get lots of angry birds. at work i have many angry birds, they call me the angry bird girl
   mikeputnam: dr_jkl: what make/model of laptop? do you run OpenBSD on it?
   ***: miststlkr has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
   
 miststlkr has joined #arpnetworks
   dr_jkl: uh
   
 it's a cheap $300 lenovo running ubuntu
   mikeputnam: <3 lenovo
   ***: andol has quit IRC (Quit: leaving)
   
 up_the_irons has quit IRC (Quit: WeeChat 0.3.0)
   
 up_the_irons has joined #arpnetworks
   
 ChanServ sets mode: +o up_the_irons
   
 andol has joined #arpnetworks
   
 dj_goku has joined #arpnetworks
   
 dj_goku has quit IRC (Changing host)
   
 dj_goku has joined #arpnetworks
   kraigu: up_the_irons: np. :D
   ***: HighJinx has quit IRC (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.)
   
 dj_goku has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
   
 Webhostbudd has joined #arpnetworks
   
 HighJinx has joined #arpnetworks
   
 Webhostbudd has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
   
 Webhostbudd has joined #arpnetworks
   dr_jkl: arg
   
 bsd
   -: dr_jkl shakefist
   mnathani: Anyone have any domain suggestions for a site covering a wide array of technical topics?
   ***: miststlkr has left
   dzup: mnathani, elaborate?
   milki: o, mnathani wants a good name
   
 >.<
   
 isnt there a website that does that for you
   
 it takes all the businessy web words and smashes them together
   
 http://www.dotomator.com/web20.html
   
 :o
   
 something like that -.-
   mnathani: dzup: looking for a domain name I can register and pretty much what milki said
   jlgaddis: i'll sell you mine for $25,000
   milki: hehe
   dzup: i paid 25k if your is facebook.com
   dr_jkl: lol i pissed some people off a while ago
   
 i own testdoma.in, tempdoma.in, and exampledoma.in
   
 the only one i want to sell nobody has emailed about :(
   jlgaddis: which one?
   dr_jkl: justbetweensisters.com
   jlgaddis: yeah, can't say i have a good use case for that one
   
 unless it involved porn
   
 dammit, you've got me looking at domains and the adwords tool again
   dr_jkl: hah